FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly cocks/pussy

By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this

with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happened a couple of times over the years I've just stopped all play and mr has asked him to leave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly muff? Make an excuse and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id get the febreeze out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to be smelly, some people just don't grasp what soap and water are for

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything.

Haha that's a good way lol. Do you see it in there face to think gosh that smelly lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a hairy pussy, I get the shake 'n' vac out

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"No need to be smelly, some people just don't grasp what soap and water are for

I no ye. Before I go to a meet i always make sure I'm smelling really nice I bath/shower every day and always put on aftershave to smell even more better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit probably. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.

If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time.

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.

If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time."

God haha awkward moment I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is also the possibllity of vagasites, in which case soap and water won't help. its a dose of anti-biotics for those I'm afraid.

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"Vomit probably. Lol. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.

If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time.

God haha awkward moment I guess lol "

not really, I'm a brash kind of guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.

If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time."

Sounds like this is a regular thing for you lol!!

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

noticied that europeans hv 1 shower/day lol i hv 3 lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.

If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time.

Sounds like this is a regular thing for you lol!!"

:p not regular, just been swinging a long time.

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"noticied that europeans hv 1 shower/day lol i hv 3 lol x"

You must be getting down to lot of naughty fun to be showering 3 times a day. I shower every day with out fail. Some times even 2. Can wake up in morning shower then work when I'm on days. Then home from work shower again. Back on nights now tho be back on days at weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just soap but plenty of rinsing with water.Nothin worse than soap sweating behind your forskin .bloody stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we went to a meet and the cock or pussy smelt we wouldn't play with them if u know u going to a meet then least u can do is shower

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By *ornyindian_male35Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Vomit probably. Lol. "

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By *padger1066Man
over a year ago

Out and about

If I met a girl with a smelly pussy - I would spit on it and then stick my cock in there and then make them deep throat me whilst holding their nose! Then I would still go down and eat it coz I'm a filthy fucker!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see your point! lol

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By *emon Dodger OP Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

"If I met a girl with a smelly pussy - I would spit on it and then stick my cock in there and then make them deep throat me whilst holding their nose! Then I would still go down and eat it coz I'm a filthy fucker!! Lol x "

Lol that's all I'm gonna say to that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Becks) have had an overly cleaned cock where it actually tasted as though it had been bathed in aftershave! Much as it smelt lovely it tasted vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly disgusting - if someone can't even be arsed to clean their genitals and body prior to a meet I wouldn't hold out much hope for the effort they would put into being any good in the sack!

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

we met a couple once He was fine showered aftershave everything her she just bloody stank, made our excuses not to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must have been relly lucky, i have never played with anyone who smells

The only time ive ever come close is in open rooms in clubs but thats easy to avoid, if someone gets on the bed who smells just get off

I have never had a private meet with someone who smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's totally mingling. Cleanliness is way up there in importance. Almost abuse to want someone to play with yer cheesy John Thomas.

Reckon I could tongue a whiffs fanny tho, just out of politeness...

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By *padger1066Man
over a year ago

Out and about

"That's totally mingling. Cleanliness is way up there in importance. Almost abuse to want someone to play with yer cheesy John Thomas.

Reckon I could tongue a whiffs fanny tho, just out of politeness..."
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Damm right it would be rude not to! Lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Reckon I could tongue a whiffs fanny tho, just out of politeness..."

Gross. But

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Depends what it smells of... new cut grass, pizza, strawberries... they all work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reckon I could tongue a whiffs fanny tho, just out of politeness...

Gross. But

I'm just selfless....

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

had this once at a meet, it was gonna be a party that nite, so we wer a group, me and one other decided we would have a little play in the day. we fucked and licked and sucked etc, v nice but where we were staying the shower facilities were obv not working for her, because that evening, after a nite of drinking and dancing we all got down to it, and all i can say is there seemed to be a bit of fermenting going on!! as wen i went down on her i needed to come back up very fking quickly, crunchy and smelly springs to mind oooooooooo not good!! taxi!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything.

This just cracked me up. That's grim lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never play if smell and dirty ... it would turn me of BIG TIME ,And i would say .

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

I've never met anyone smelly. Sometimes if guys have a long drive or come straight from work I make a shower very enticing

However...at least a bad smell is something you can avoid...doesn't matter how much people shower, they can't clean themselves of sti's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once met a fem with a bobble of bog roll in her arse, was not a good look! Made my excuses and left

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Depends what it smells of... new cut grass, pizza, strawberries... they all work for me

**Empties strimmer, orders Domino's, knocks up Greengrocer and waves at Viccie**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Chris) had a lucky escape on a meet,after the ladys husband had give her the best 5 minutes of her life it was my turn.. im a firm believer in the finger and smell method.. im glad i did as when i had taking out my fingers from her pussy they were covered in HIS cum,lets just say i have never ran so fast to a toilet in my life to be sick

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything.

This cracked me up so much, hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, everybody seems to think that, there's gonna be a spout of women with fishy lips running around very soon at this rate.

my mission here is complete

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By *heekygeordieguyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Once met a fem with a bobble of bog roll in her arse, was not a good look! Made my excuses and left

Fancy meeting them in the loo, tut tut.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, everybody seems to think that, there's gonna be a spout of women with fishy lips running around very soon at this rate.

my mission here is complete

Waaahhhaaaa I'm wetting myself reading these posts ! Lucky that only time I've ever noticed any sort of smell is just right before my period but its not a dirty smell it's just a very strong metallic smell and only if I'm due a hoacher of a period for me that's a sure fire sign to get the hot water bottle and painkillers on standby or if me and other half (when i had one) had an all night session after a while you start to think fuck going there so in pretty sure he's thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went down on a woman and found with my tongue toilet tissue in her pussy lost my hard on straight away made my excuses and left. The second time this happened was with my ex it killed sex between us for a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went down on a woman and found with my tongue toilet tissue in her pussy lost my hard on straight away made my excuses and left. The second time this happened was with my ex it killed sex between us for a long time "

how unfortunate are you, I feel for you mate. make me think I need to do deep cavity excavation with associated permits ands hi-vis jacket prior to dipping my tongue into any women in the future.

I'm emotionally and physically scared for the foreseeable future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had a smelly pussy or cock luckily id be horrified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never had a smelly pussy or cock luckily id be horrified "

whats yours scense of smell like though?

to be fair I heard in average women have a 30% better sense of small than a man.

you think with this they would know before we do if they have a stinky minky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sense of smell is excellent lol

And yes you would think people would know this,and just out of manners even if ive showered in the morning i will shower again just before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once met a fem with a bobble of bog roll in her arse, was not a good look! Made my excuses and left

Pahaha! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sense of smell is excellent lol

And yes you would think people would know this,and just out of manners even if ive showered in the morning i will shower again just before

my kinda lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sense of smell is excellent lol

And yes you would think people would know this,and just out of manners even if ive showered in the morning i will shower again just before

my kinda lady

Nice to be clean...and most women taste them self at some point during sex they should notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never had a smelly pussy or cock luckily id be horrified

whats yours scense of smell like though?

to be fair I heard in average women have a 30% better sense of small than a man.

you think with this they would know before we do if they have a stinky minky."

Stinky minky!! Pmsl

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over a year ago

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Golly makes the mind boggle, anyone worth their salt would be so paranoid about cleanliness on a meet that they would have practically scrubbed in away!

Some people are odd! Mr Whippy has the right idea LOL

Either make a hasty exit, or advise them that they might like to make use if the facilities.

I find an untidy undercarriage equally as off putting. Messy unkempt pubes and as my fb described it .... She had a vag that looked like a pair of red football socks in the bath. Oh no, oh dear. Blarf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, our undercrackers should be well maintained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe a scratch and sniff option might be a good tool on peoples profiles?

would save any embarassment and disappointment upon meeting.

may have to request on the sure feedback section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

site*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oops excuse me. I was looking for the lounge. I appear to have stumbled in to the manky minge thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops excuse me. I was looking for the lounge. I appear to have stumbled in to the manky minge thread

Ha ha ha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been unlucky with smelly minge. I have actually thrown up all over a girl's pussy when I was about to get my face in between her legs, it may of been the bottle of whiskey I drank mixed with a whiff of fish batter that did it, either way her night was ruined, haha. At least that made her wash hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops excuse me. I was looking for the lounge. I appear to have stumbled in to the manky minge thread

Ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I (Chris) had a lucky escape on a meet,after the ladys husband had give her the best 5 minutes of her life it was my turn.. im a firm believer in the finger and smell method.. im glad i did as when i had taking out my fingers from her pussy they were covered in HIS cum,lets just say i have never ran so fast to a toilet in my life to be sick

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Some wash, but still don't wash *there* properly.

I reckon some get immune to their own pong and don't notice it. Others probably reckon it takes a long while for a pong to develop - obviously they've never been near a fish market at the end of the day

Fishy smell bad, stilton smell worse

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eew, there's nothing worse than finding someone is a bit whiffy!

I once met a man for some outdoor fun, put my hand down his trousers and had a little play, then realised the stench that had transferred onto my hand, yuck! Safe to say that didn't go any further!

I also had the toilet tissue on a pussy thing a couple of times, went down on them and discovered half a roll of Andrex there! But hey, it happens, and atleast it shows they've wiped!

It's for this reason that I always carry babywipes with me though, nice and clean without the risk of bobbles!

Bath before meet, excuse myself to the bathroom to 'freshen up', and have wipes on hand incase they're needed. How hard can it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah yeah think we get the picture your a clean guy ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is putting me off my lunch

But we have never met anyone who smells/smelt and if we did, I'd be out of there like a shot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vomit probably. Lol. "

Lol you can usually tell by how people dress ! If they are scruffy and smell of bo then it's highly likely they stink in them parts lol

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

baby wipes....always!!!

met a man years ago and i could smell him before i undone his zip.....made my excuses.....vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always rely on the Brits to find amusement in something repulsive. Hehe...

I had a girlfriend some years ago who kicked up an awful whiff while we were fucking doggy. She had no idea and I carried on because I didn't want to embarrass her. When she realised she gave me the biggest hug and said thank you. Turned out she'd picked up a bladder infection.

Slightly different meeting strangers for sex though. They'd be shown the door every time. Who knows how dirty they are if they can't be arsed to shower before hand...

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