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The funniest sex you had ?

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Well I was with my ex girlfriend. And was playing on Xbox live. And she was teasing away at me. So I said to her put the headset on but don't mute it and let me bend you over and bang away lol, and she said ok. So I passed her the headset and started to do this. And as we was doing it she started to laff as a random player was asking if she's ok and what the hell is she doing, and as she was telling me this made me laff 2 then all of a sudden I lost my hard on haha gutted. Was good fun tho. And i think about this moment and it's makes me smile still to this day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lost your hard on.... Mate how can you lose a hard on shagging someone

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Cause we was both laffing so much lol. Then after 10mins it's was back. And we fcuked the Xbox off and carried on with out the headset. It's happens was just really funny lol

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

You're so funny and this is brilliant - sex should be silly and fun sometimes.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I need someone ( TROUBLE ) consent to post on this one hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm....

I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..

You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.

aaaahh.. memories!

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"You're so funny and this is brilliant - sex should be silly and fun sometimes. "

You are right it was funny I just could not stop laffing we both had fun doing this lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"hmmmm....

I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..

You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.

aaaahh.. memories! "
...Just carry on banging on that broken bed

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"hmmmm....

I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..

You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.

aaaahh.. memories! "

Haha never had a broken bed before lol and I probably no that would be very funny also lol haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lost your hard on.... Mate how can you lose a hard on shagging someone "

oh the joys and benefits of being young

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By *ig D and little HCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

I had sex with someone who made a noise like the head teacher off Forrest Gump. The one his mum has sex with to keep him in school. I had to bite my lip very hard to not start laughing and saying your momma loves you very much Forrest

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"You lost your hard on.... Mate how can you lose a hard on shagging someone

oh the joys and benefits of being young "

It come back after I stopped laffing. I'm just being truth full about it. I did lose it cause I just could not stop laffing and that was the reason. But once I calmed down. It sooon went wooooooo again

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"I had sex with someone who made a noise like the head teacher off Forrest Gump. The one his mum has sex with to keep him in school. I had to bite my lip very hard to not start laughing and saying your momma loves you very much Forrest "

Lmao haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is the other option of course, which happened when I was 19 / 20.

I (Mr A) and my ex were camping, and enjoying all the fun we could whilst in a tent. Shortly after midnight, and whilst we were enjoying doggy style, she happened to lean forward to far, and steadied herself on one of the tent poles.

At which point, the tent promptly collapsed on us, spoiling the moment instantly!

Then we just walked up to the car, finished off over the bonnet, and slept in the back.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

slow motion wrestling is always a good one.. its that midnight fight for just an inch of the bed

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By *erfsCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Used to have sex with the Simpsons in the background ! Had to stop a fair few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm....

I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..

You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.

aaaahh.. memories! "

Broken two beds to date....dunno if I'm too fat or too horny

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By *emon Dodger OP   Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"hmmmm....

I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..

You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.

aaaahh.. memories!

Broken two beds to date....dunno if I'm too fat or too horny "

Wonna come help me break my bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see...

Needed to change to another condom once and all I had was a bright green one left. Light-saber central.

Another time went to someone's house and they have a dodgy bed so while they were on top one of the lats broke. I thought I was gonna hit the floor.

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