FabSwingers.com forum: Things seldom seen on a single guy's profile

By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

NOT MEETING!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!"

Cannot accommodate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressively small maggot cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?"

No....look at the title of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is one of a kind I think.... I do say I dont play on first meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

No....look at the title of the thread."

Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

don't know how to lick pussy

rarely get a hard on

just here to exchange horny messages

I am boring

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

My mum says i have to be home by 11pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

No....look at the title of the thread.

Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see

That's what I thought but I will observe closely now, once I get through this pile of messages from single fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

No....look at the title of the thread.

Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see

That's what I thought but I will observe closely now, once I get through this pile of messages from single fems

I was seeing it from a genuine single guys point of _iew rather than an attached guy playing away!.....i'm so naive.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Looking for expenses to be paid

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Not looking for a fuck bud or someone to take to parties and clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishonest, untrustworthy, and will boast about it to everyone!!

Won't leave a veri even if I meet you, in case my other half finds out I have an account here....

Clean, as long as you don't mean seeing them in the gum clinic once a week.

Safe sex only, meaning I pull out.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi mum and dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but I dont shag slim blondes with big tits!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Not a repeater....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not genuine or honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told me best joke to my dog once. And he ran away.

Hotels must at least be 5 star and I'm only willing to travel 100 metres.

Won't meet girls who like anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Amish !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate going down on women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but I dont shag slim blondes with big tits! "

Ive seen that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single females. If I want you, I'll find you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be honest..I dont think there is anything u wouldnt see on a guys profile here or other sites lol

come shit on my face it gets me off

kick my balls really hard

sell me panties clean or festering

im a virgin

Im pathetic

Im weak

degrade my puny cock

...so it just goes to show we are more varied than women in our sexual gratification needs..as men...not just single men

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By *74 fun guyMan
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Sex must be meaningful , best friends forever, and my wife doesn't understand me (even though I'm single while on business) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert the word 'jellyfish' as your message title so I know you've read my profile

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Not looking for single females. If I want you, I'll find you! "

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By *ornyandsexy69Couple
over a year ago

Hull

I don't meet married women or those in a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please DO NOT bring your hot fem friend along for the ride

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

Mind blowing orgasm in no way guaranteed.

I really give a shit about the male half of a couple.

My hobby is collecting toe nail clippings.

I sometimes have an anal leakage problem during meets but it doesn't put me off.

My cock is shaped like a roll on deodorant.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A decent face pic!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A profile with no grammatical or spelling mistakes in it *guilty*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like you to meet my wife

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"A decent face pic!

Oi!

'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for single females. If I want you, I'll find you! "

Looool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car for sale, £2500 ono.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"A decent face pic!

Oi!

'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on

It says seldom seen, not never seen!

Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A cock pic without a sky remote in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent face pic!

Oi!

'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on

It says seldom seen, not never seen!

Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince!

I can vouch that I got alive, just

And he is a good figment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word single

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"A decent face pic!

Oi!

'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on

It says seldom seen, not never seen!

Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince!

I can vouch that I got alive, just

And he is a good figment

Vouch for what? That I don't have a decent face pic?!

Bloody kleptomaniac...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word single

....eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent face pic!

Oi!

'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on

It says seldom seen, not never seen!

Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince!

I can vouch that I got alive, just

And he is a good figment

Vouch for what? That I don't have a decent face pic?!

Bloody kleptomaniac...

No! That you are not a figment and didn't murder me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promise not to murder you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm straight but quite happy to fuck guys in the arse, it's not gay if you give it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to wank over your photos. Please accept my friend invitation but don't speak to me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot breathe through my ears."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else that sends pussy pics will be immediately blocked!

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By *nteressanteMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a BBM and proud of it so if you don't like the bigger guy don't message me!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've been on here for 3 days and haven't managed to fuck anyone yet. Please see my miserable forums posts for further details..

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I cannot breath through my ears so I wont be licking you out for bloody hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always arrives prepared with condoms, Rohypnol, rope, a shovel and a bag of Lyme!

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

Would you like to see my home made ruler?

I've got a ten inch cock by the way.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

No....look at the title of the thread.

Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see

I agree with that, athough I am one of the few that CAN accomodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol :D

I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination

Gosh I cant keep up

(Morning viccie x )

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Lol :D

I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination

Gosh I cant keep up

(Morning viccie x )"

It's a chicken and egg thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol :D

I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination

Gosh I cant keep up

(Morning viccie x )

It's a chicken and egg thing.

Morning funky

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Lol :D

I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination

Gosh I cant keep up

(Morning viccie x )

It's a chicken and egg thing.

Morning funky

Cooey!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Lol :D

I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination

Gosh I cant keep up

(Morning viccie x )"

Morning sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a break for a week, damn you Mother Nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you women are so stupid and dont read profiles I dont know why I bother! No women under 85 years old. please respect my age range or I will delete you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol :D

I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination

Gosh I cant keep up

(Morning viccie x )

It's a chicken and egg thing.

Morning funky

Cooey!

I like chicken and I like egg

not usually together though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you women are so stupid and dont read profiles I dont know why I bother! No women under 85 years old. please respect my age range or I will delete you. "

Sorry I didnt read it, I just skipped to perving your pics

Can I be the exception to your age range? Lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word single

....eh?

Well it might be a single males profile but they don't always say that they are, and coupled with cannot accommodate, it can often mean that they are not single

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Some awesome comments guys, funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum says i have to be home by 11pm"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you women are so stupid and dont read profiles I dont know why I bother! No women under 85 years old. please respect my age range or I will delete you.

Sorry I didnt read it, I just skipped to perving your pics

Can I be the exception to your age range? Lol

being that my ticker is on its way out the answer is yes lets do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a repeater...."
what did you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, I'd better update my profile to include all the suggestions listed so far, then i can be a proper single bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a repeater....what did you say"

Not a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a repeater....what did you say

Not a repeater

"
pardon lol

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By *ornyGCCouple
over a year ago

Slaithwaite

"Car for sale, £2500 ono."

Ooooh brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a repeater....what did you say

Not a repeater

pardon lol"

Not a repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need a fb to take to clubs and meet other couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In no way interested in an MFF threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot of good stuff for my profile re-write here.

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

i can write more than 3 words when i message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cum in 10 seconds ! Well thats what my wife tells me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a light cummer

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

Small cock, no stamina, picture collector. Please be my friend!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dishonest, untrustworthy, and will boast about it to everyone!!

Won't leave a veri even if I meet you, in case my other half finds out I have an account here....

Clean, as long as you don't mean seeing them in the gum clinic once a week.

Safe sex only, meaning I pull out......."

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By *banned4noreasonCouple
over a year ago

It's not very long, but it is thin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to fuck anything and everything I can possibly get my hands on.

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

straight but looking to meet tvs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic please, if I want a fan y shot I will ask for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, if I don't reply, it shows I'm not interested. Please get the hint...

Not bi or gay, but my identical twin brother is Bi, and will play happily.

May cry out name of Ex girlfriend/ current girlfriend / wife / family pet at moment of orgasm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet on the sabbath and only have safe sex with the lights off.

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

I really am bi honest, even tho it says straight on my profile,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/01/13 20:44:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

No....look at the title of the thread.

Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!

Cannot accommodate.

Don't you mean can accomodate ?

No....look at the title of the thread.

Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see

Genuinely single guys CAN accommodate (unless they still live with their parents!)

Guys who are PRETENDING to be single CANNOT accommodate (not without the wife becoming irate)

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Large redbull tins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single women, if I want to meet you I will contact you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat, lazy, spotty arsed, munter.

Would like a woman to skivvy after me and suck my cock on demand (especially when count down is on)

Must have knowledge of how to use a chip pan and how to make sandwiches.

No ugly fat birds who piss, whinge and moan a lot, especially about taking it up the wrong un.

Don't hang about too long cos I've got loads of birds lining up ready for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read all profiles thoroughly and will only mail / wink / message you if I'm what you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Amish !"

Aaaaahahahaha I love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock speaks 6 languages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only into quickies what's the point in long sessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to just chat on the first meet when i book a hotel room ... and get to know the person ... as its not all about sex , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down girls don't fight and slow the messages down a bit - there's enough of me to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May fail to maintain erection. Please be aware of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING - may contain STD

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

free holiday! ooops sorry that actually happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here lookin for a shag, is there anyone on here for love???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally sane..i have a doctors note to prove it...

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or “I have rabies”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't message unless your tits are bigger then 36 DD I won't reply just block you

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

No fanny batter.....but now i'm not so sure

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Im happy to chat with both of you, but only really interested in your wife, because i want to meet her alone, as i only want a single female

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