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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store." I’m pretty sure they’re not that ‘helpful’… ?? | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store." Great idea I’m in the car already and on my way. Every little helps… or is that Tesco? | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. I’m pretty sure they’re not that ‘helpful’… ??" You are spot on… apparently helpers don’t ‘help’ in that way and now I’m stuck with a burly security guard and I really don’t want him to go there… Should have gone to Aldi | |||
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"Obviously it’s risky but I have had lunch dates that have slipped there shoes off and stroked my cock with there feet. And I’ve fingered a woman sat next to me having a drink. It’s hot " That’s what I’m looking for. And I like the idea of lunch at the same time. Cracking | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. I’m pretty sure they’re not that ‘helpful’… ?? You are spot on… apparently helpers don’t ‘help’ in that way and now I’m stuck with a burly security guard and I really don’t want him to go there… OP maybe try Waitrose (or booths if you’re both of Manchester) their staff are usually a little more mature and friendly… Should have gone to Aldi " | |||
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"I’m betting your inbox is full already. Ella" Ha, I wouldn’t waste your money on that. I think I have more chance back at Asda.  | |||
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"I’m betting your inbox is full already. Ella Ha, I wouldn’t waste your money on that. I think I have more chance back at Asda. "I couldn’t possibly comment. | |||
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"I’m betting your inbox is full already. Ella Ha, I wouldn’t waste your money on that. I think I have more chance back at Asda.
I couldn’t possibly comment."I'm now very happily thinking of the last time Ella and I were in High Wycombe Asda... G | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. I’m pretty sure they’re not that ‘helpful’… ?? You are spot on… apparently helpers don’t ‘help’ in that way and now I’m stuck with a burly security guard and I really don’t want him to go there… Should have gone to Aldi " | |||
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"I'm very into sneaky subtle public play, had a few great experiences too! Really want to use a remote controlled vibrator on a woman while out somewhere...I'll refrain from going into detail, but "Sure I’ve seen someone do that on tik Tok in Homebase or something, censored of course but the looks they get are amazing. | |||
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"Should have gone to Aldi " Yeah, then you could have got an angle grinder and a jam maker too. Gbat | |||
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"I'm very into sneaky subtle public play, had a few great experiences too! Really want to use a remote controlled vibrator on a woman while out somewhere...I'll refrain from going into detail, but "I've done this with an old FB - it was soooooo much fun! Managed to keep a straight face all evening and by the time we finally got back to the hotel I was dripping! | |||
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"I'm very into sneaky subtle public play, had a few great experiences too! Really want to use a remote controlled vibrator on a woman while out somewhere...I'll refrain from going into detail, but
I've done this with an old FB - it was soooooo much fun! Managed to keep a straight face all evening and by the time we finally got back to the hotel I was dripping! "What would be useful here is if you could go in to some detail as to how and what you did? I’m sure it would be very informative. | |||
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"I've done this with an old FB - it was soooooo much fun! Managed to keep a straight face all evening and by the time we finally got back to the hotel I was dripping! What would be useful here is if you could go in to some detail as to how and what you did? I’m sure it would be very informative." I had a little silver bullet vibe which I pushed deep inside me, it was years ago so it was wired to a battery pack and receiver (bit like a radio mic). It was easy to clip onto a waistband. Gave my FB the little key fob remote as we were walking to dinner. Was given a very quizzical look until he cottoned onto the power he now held in his hand! We went for drinks first, then dinner then for some more drinks. At various points through the evening he would turn me on....literally! There were 3 intensity levels and maybe around 6 vibe patterns. At first I tapped out the rhythm sublty on the table so he knew what I was feeling. Highlights were while I was waiting for drinks at the bar, stood up with it on full power, my knees getting a little weak. And when the waiter was taking our orders - him asking more questions to make it last for longer. We literally jumped on each other as soon as we got back to the hotel! | |||
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"Technology has now moved in and I now have a WeVibe Chorus - it can be controlled my a remote but also through an app so can be done long distance - great when I'm away from hubby so he can make me cum no matter where I am! " Just don’t let us know the password, otherwise you’ll have 100’s guys flicking that switch all day every day. Thank you for the description, definitely food for thought ?? | |||
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"Just don’t let us know the password, otherwise you’ll have 100’s guys flicking that switch all day every day. Thank you for the description, definitely food for thought ??" Well... I mean...that would just be terrible wouldn't it?  | |||
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"Just don’t let us know the password, otherwise you’ll have 100’s guys flicking that switch all day every day. Thank you for the description, definitely food for thought ?? Well... I mean...that would just be terrible wouldn't it? "I would certainly avoid handling heavy machinery if we had the switch. I can picture the scene - “Sorry officer, but I had to stop my car in the middle of the motorway, cos this random bloke from Birmingham switched on my remote vibe and I couldn’t control myself” | |||
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"I would certainly avoid handling heavy machinery if we had the switch. I can picture the scene - “Sorry officer, but I had to stop my car in the middle of the motorway, cos this random bloke from Birmingham switched on my remote vibe and I couldn’t control myself”"   | |||
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"We went to a local spa yesterday which was quiet & pleasant.. there was one other couple in the hot tub with us.. I nipped off for a pee when I came back i could see my fb being played with by the male of the couple.." At first reading I thought you were referring to the Spar, as in the shop, given previous discussions around Asda and Aldi ?????? Sounds hot, would love that. I used to love sitting in the jacuzzi in Xtasia and having hands all over. | |||
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"OP..she has low confidence thanks to a ex partner.. she wants to explore the swinging world but has worries.. she is a busty girl with wobble bits & tiger stripes.. so to see what I saw was a start in the right direction.." Good to hear. Wobbly bits are beautiful. | |||
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"OP..she has low confidence thanks to a ex partner.. she wants to explore the swinging world but has worries.. she is a busty girl with wobble bits & tiger stripes.. so to see what I saw was a start in the right direction.. Good to hear. Wobbly bits are beautiful." Sure r.. | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. Great idea I’m in the car already and on my way. Every little helps… or is that Tesco?" Sadly for me if someone stroked me it would still be Lidl ! | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. I’m pretty sure they’re not that ‘helpful’… ??" Well, they do have a ‘Roll Back’ every now and again!! | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. Great idea I’m in the car already and on my way. Every little helps… or is that Tesco? Sadly for me if someone stroked me it would still be Lidl !" Would have to be Morrisons coz they r happy to help.. | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. I’m pretty sure they’re not that ‘helpful’… ?? Well, they do have a ‘Roll Back’ every now and again!! "Quality at a price you can afford | |||
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"I love it, easier for a woman to be groped in secret though!" Absolutely but being in public and being stroked is an amazing feeling. Even better when reciprocated | |||
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"The Mexico City Metro have separate carriages for women who don’t want to get groped. Not sure what it’s like for men. Bit of a trek to go and find out though…." I’ll tell you when I return… is it cheaper off-peak? I haven’t got my bus pass yet. | |||
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"We were enjoying a City break in Prague one weekend and a young guy latched onto us in a bar, everytime I went to the bar I'd come back to find him chatting to Jane. When we left the bar he followed and gestured to us to follow him into a backstreet Pornokino, we ended up in a private viewing booth and he finger fucked Jane while she wanked him off. " Just spent ages searching for what a pornokino was, that sounded so exotic and I’d love to find out where they are and only just realised it’s just like Angels in Walsall. But now I wish Angels had ‘private booths’ that would be cool. | |||
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"Asda have Happy Little Helpers in store. Great idea I’m in the car already and on my way. Every little helps… or is that Tesco?" | |||
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"The Mexico City Metro have separate carriages for women who don’t want to get groped. Not sure what it’s like for men. Bit of a trek to go and find out though…. I’ll tell you when I return… is it cheaper off-peak? I haven’t got my bus pass yet." On reflection it’s 30 years since I was there, so I couldn’t say. But we are actually going back this year so I’ll tell you when I return… E | |||
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"The Mexico City Metro have separate carriages for women who don’t want to get groped. Not sure what it’s like for men. Bit of a trek to go and find out though…. I’ll tell you when I return… is it cheaper off-peak? I haven’t got my bus pass yet. On reflection it’s 30 years since I was there, so I couldn’t say. But we are actually going back this year so I’ll tell you when I return… E" Took your advice and just got back from a week in a Mexican jail. Apparently groping an off duty police woman on the bus is against ‘the law’. Crazy. But my ‘jail pals’ were very accommodating (ouch) | |||
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"The Mexico City Metro have separate carriages for women who don’t want to get groped. Not sure what it’s like for men. Bit of a trek to go and find out though…. I’ll tell you when I return… is it cheaper off-peak? I haven’t got my bus pass yet. On reflection it’s 30 years since I was there, so I couldn’t say. But we are actually going back this year so I’ll tell you when I return… E Took your advice and just got back from a week in a Mexican jail. Apparently groping an off duty police woman on the bus is against ‘the law’. Crazy. But my ‘jail pals’ were very accommodating (ouch)" Dearie me! That’s what you get for taking advice from strange women online hehe | |||
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"I have done this with a lady on a meet from fab. The lady was dressed up black stockings suspenders with a dress with black patent pointed toe stiletto court shoes.which are the best shoes to wear for this sort of Playford a lady as you can slip them on and off quickly. It also best to do this sort of thing in afternoon were places are less busy.she use to slip her shoes off and rub her stocking feet all over but the pub had booths. So it was easier to do. We also did it in a restraunt as well. Best if there table cloth on the table so its less obvious when her stocking foot rubbing around under the table .After she slip her shoe off. " Think I’d like it a little more open. I like the idea of a booth, but would still like a grope in public, close up on show. | |||
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"The Mexico City Metro have separate carriages for women who don’t want to get groped. Not sure what it’s like for men. Bit of a trek to go and find out though…. I’ll tell you when I return… is it cheaper off-peak? I haven’t got my bus pass yet. On reflection it’s 30 years since I was there, so I couldn’t say. But we are actually going back this year so I’ll tell you when I return… E Took your advice and just got back from a week in a Mexican jail. Apparently groping an off duty police woman on the bus is against ‘the law’. Crazy. But my ‘jail pals’ were very accommodating (ouch) Dearie me! That’s what you get for taking advice from strange women online hehe " Fortunately there are more strange men on Fab than strange women. I’d love to meet any women on here, strange or not! | |||
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"I’m betting your inbox is full already. Ella Ha, I wouldn’t waste your money on that. I think I have more chance back at Asda.
I couldn’t possibly comment.
I'm now very happily thinking of the last time Ella and I were in High Wycombe Asda...
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