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Oil my Boobs or get bacon at Greg’s

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London


"Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx "

I would bring whatever you need from Greggs on my way to you. And you can prepare the oil for when i arrive

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

They serve bacon all day right? Do both

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"They serve bacon all day right? Do both "

Alas bacon is only till 10:30 I think

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx

I would bring whatever you need from Greggs on my way to you. And you can prepare the oil for when i arrive "

Now that’s some kunning plan there worthy of ork appreciation

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx "

Go for a run... Then shower and oil...then a dietary treat

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

oil every time,,

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London


"Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx

I would bring whatever you need from Greggs on my way to you. And you can prepare the oil for when i arrive

Now that’s some kunning plan there worthy of ork appreciation "

Well. Gorgeous ladiew like you deserve such fancy plans haha

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx "
I dont like bacon so self pleasure

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

Bacon……..uhhhhmmmmmmmmmm bacon (if only there was a drooling emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oil the boobs and grease the pole.. All day long

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Morning

Bit of a quandary right now. Not sure if I should oil my breasts up and have a good morning self pleasure time or roll out of bed throw on leggings and goto Greg’s for bacon rolls and enjoy self pleasure for my tummy

What would you do ?

Xx

Go for a run... Then shower and oil...then a dietary treat"

I am weight training this afternoon with my trainer at gym otherwise that is a good plan

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Bacon……..uhhhhmmmmmmmmmm bacon (if only there was a drooling emoji)"

You want one picking up

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By *artytymemeMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Yep if I lived closer I'd pick you one up, deliver it then help you oil up x

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Have you considered using the drips of bacon fat to oil them?

Two birds,one stone?

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Have you considered using the drips of bacon fat to oil them?

Two birds,one stone? "

Imagine bacon fat greased up boobs. I would have workman face diving Flash Gordon mongo city style into them walking home to get at the smell of bacon

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Have you considered using the drips of bacon fat to oil them?

Two birds,one stone?

Imagine bacon fat greased up boobs. I would have workman face diving Flash Gordon mongo city style into them walking home to get at the smell of bacon "

Three birds then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They serve bacon all day right? Do both

Alas bacon is only till 10:30 I think "

Then it’s a no brainer. Go get that bacon!

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"They serve bacon all day right? Do both

Alas bacon is only till 10:30 I think

Then it’s a no brainer. Go get that bacon!"

I am enroute to Greg’s as we speak. This bacon will be mine and no one will get in my way

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

Come to my place after ? And bring me a girthy one ?

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By *exiSalliTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

I'd bring you the Greg's round and then oil those gorgoeus. Boobs for you X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to Greggs and not having a steak bake is like going to a Ferrari dealer to buy a bicycle.

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Going to Greggs and not having a steak bake is like going to a Ferrari dealer to buy a bicycle. "

I don’t like them tbh I find Greg’s steak stuff is weird tasting Only thing I like is sausage In a roll or bacon roll and the milk cookie

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By *iltsTSgirl OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Come to my place after ? And bring me a girthy one ? "

Cheeky

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London


"Come to my place after ? And bring me a girthy one ?

Cheeky "

Text me. Id have a proposal.

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield


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I am enroute to Greg’s as we speak. This bacon will be mine and no one will get in my way "

Phew, I saw the time and was worried you might not make it.

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