FabSwingers.com forum: the most tabo person you have had sex with

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my wife said, twenty something years ago we need to stay at her mum and dads because their away for the night and the dog needs out i arrived late bit happy with drink went in the house nobody in, went in to the bedroom wife is in bed undressed and and in seconds had my cock in her from behind felling round for her boobs and feeling away to her slight moans of pleasure on hearing a car i cam only to have my mother-in law turn round and we both freeked out

got dressed and my wife and her dad walked in my wife went to their dance instead of her mum and was in the spare bed becasue she was sick all over it hence the reason she didnt go, this is the first time i have ever told anyone

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By *orny_HuckerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Your wife at the dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ex wife

and that woulndnt have been taboo that would have been easy!!

well maybe not for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless if you did her mum while she was at the dance...else I cant see any taboo here

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"unless if you did her mum while she was at the dance...else I cant see any taboo here"

That's what he's saying!

Mum was sick, moved to spare room after she messed her bed. Dad and wife went to dance. He rolled in steaming and horny, got into bed, found naked woman he assumed was his wife, slipped it in from behind only to discover his mistake after he came.

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???"

Yes I do believe you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

at least someone understands it and its writen in glasgwegian to thanks miss sheffield clearly not just sharp knifes were made there but sharp girls too.

yes the taboo is a screwed and came in my mother in law

unless thats the normal for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

didnt realise you were forced on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wife said, twenty something years ago we need to stay at her mum and dads because their away for the night and the dog needs out i arrived late bit happy with drink went in the house nobody in, went in to the bedroom wife is in bed undressed and and in seconds had my cock in her from behind felling round for her boobs and feeling away to her slight moans of pleasure on hearing a car i cam only to have my mother-in

law turn round and we both freeked out

got dressed and my wife and her dad walked in my wife went to their dance instead

of her mum and was in the spare bed becasue she was sick all over it hence the reason she didnt go, this is the first time i have ever told anyone

Does anybody remember Jackanory???

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

I got it from the first post. What was the outcome, did you both keep the secret or did the messy stuff hit the fan?

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???

Yes I do believe you are"

Def

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it was never mentioned or spoke about ever and never mentioned by her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He lost me at 'tabo'

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

had sex with mrs claus, many years ago at a party

havnt worked out if she was the real deal or just in fancy dress

havnt had many prezzies from santa since so he might just be peed off with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was never mentioned or spoke about ever and never mentioned by her "

If you were d*unk how can you be sure it happened at all??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh we are bitchy arent we drivel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if you think its not true then why reply to it at all thats why i think hes being bitchy

why not just pass on than waste time being like that

well would you say it was taboo, there are some people i would say are taboo for me like my mother inlaw

but my ex would say our next door neighbour is so its up to you

but she thought it was ok to screw her cousin but i didnt

so again its up to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many judgmental people on here!

OP I once slept with my best friends ex!

Not sure that counts though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many judgmental people on here!

OP I once slept with my best friends ex!

Not sure that counts though! "

That's fair game!

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Amazing... A web site for open minded ADULTS that provides a forum for all kinds of relevant topics to be discussed and some can only post very negatively! Why bother? Are you on the right site? So what if you don't believe the OP, take it a face value and if its not for you move on... Are the KIDS back at school soon?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???

Yes I do believe you are"
think so lol, took a couple of times to suss wht he ment, badly writen didnt make alot of sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing... A web site for open minded ADULTS that provides a forum for all kinds of relevant topics to be discussed and some can only post very negatively! Why bother? Are you on the right site? So what if you don't believe the OP, take it a face value and if its not for you move on... Are the KIDS back at school soon? "

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

OP couldn't you feel any difference between you mother in law pussy and the one of your wife???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely my opinion is as valid as yours??? Like you say it's a forum for topics to be discussed, just having a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP couldn't you feel any difference between you mother in law pussy and the one of your wife???"

Not sure there would be much difference. And when d*unk I don't think that really is something a guy would notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id have notice if it was my ex mother in law -- she big and rather floppy lol --- mind the thought of my ex sister in law has a different stir in my groin lol

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

my friends wife, with her husband (my friend) asleep next to her, and my mrs next to me asleep, we wer young and staying in a caravan not swinging or anything. never forgot that lost my friend through it, bt learnt a lesson im going back 20 years im not a slime ball now

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"OP couldn't you feel any difference between you mother in law pussy and the one of your wife???

Not sure there would be much difference. And when d*unk I don't think that really is something a guy would notice."
what about the ass? He took her from the back. Even d*unk someone should recon his wife ass. Unless like mum like daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So to clarify the op couldn't tell the difference between his wife and mother in law and despite being sick his mother inlaw was receptive to having sex while half asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So to clarify the op couldn't tell the difference between his wife and mother in law and despite being sick his mother inlaw was receptive to having sex while half asleep?"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think drink was the fuel for this event dont you ???

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Just imagine if both the women had gone out and you had jumped into bed and given your 'wife' some surprise anal..only to find out it was your father in law

....NOW THATS TABOO!!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Couldn't say it better meself. If someone's got nothing good to say, best they say bugger all.

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwittingly slept with sisters about a year apart. Go back to my old university town a couple of times a year and always have a good night. One year met a very sexy woman who was married, we had a brief fling before she ended it which was fine. About a year later and bizarrely in the same bar I met another sexy woman who came back to my hotel, we had a fun night and I sent her a message the following day only to get a reply from the first sister telling me to leave her sister alone. Quite a freaky experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a handsome charmin bloke moved in our street ages ago i moved in on him. Had no idea he had wife. We had a d*unken fuck. Now they are both family friends and i wish i cud erase that fuck i get really guilty about it now shes a good friend. Eek thats taboo shaggin neighbours hubby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be really thick as I couldn't make any sense of the story until I read the rest of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least someone understands it and its writen in glasgwegian to thanks miss sheffield clearly not just sharp knifes were made there but sharp girls too.

yes the taboo is a screwed and came in my mother in law

unless thats the normal for everyone"

Can I ask what makes it written in glaswegian?? Do you mean that in an Irvine Welsh way because to me it just looks like plain ole English Language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and its only Monday!!

A fair few days to go before Thursday

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Cool story bro!

My most taboo sex was interspecies and involved a trade delegation from Trexel 5 lead by a very horny 12 foot Flute Fish. (They have no teeth

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Cool story bro!

My most taboo sex was interspecies and involved a trade delegation from Trexel 5 lead by a very horny 12 foot Flute Fish. (They have no teeth

Good job they weren't from Trexel 6. That could have been nasty!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Cool story bro!

My most taboo sex was interspecies and involved a trade delegation from Trexel 5 lead by a very horny 12 foot Flute Fish. (They have no teeth

Trexellian Flute Fish rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I could say it sounds like pish to me...there is my opinion, but I'm not stating any fact am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He lost me at 'tabo'"

That's in Egypt innit? Oh hang on, that's Taba......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just imagine if both the women had gone out and you had jumped into bed and given your 'wife' some surprise anal..only to find out it was your father in law

....NOW THATS TABOO!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just imagine if both the women had gone out and you had jumped into bed and given your 'wife' some surprise anal..only to find out it was your father in law

....NOW THATS TABOO!!

I seen that on JK last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

snaPPppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh, this is getting good.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

so many forums..

so many threads..

la la la la la..

why dont folk use the site 'for them' and let others do the same..

hang on, got to go..

just seen the neighbours son wearing odd socks again...

now where's me cape..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

your not his father-in-law by any chance are you?

and did'nt get taken from behind..

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"so many forums..

so many threads..

la la la la la..

why dont folk use the site 'for them' and let others do the same..

hang on, got to go..

just seen the neighbours son wearing odd socks again...

now where's me cape..

Pure quality x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once slept with my wife who is now ex wife she thought sex was taboo

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Maybe it was a good job it was his mother in law and not his wife.

If my man came home rotten d*unk, slipped into bed stinking and tried to bum me in a d*unken stupor, I would of separated his manhood from his body.

Respect

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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

What a load of bollocks! Nice fantasy though mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must be really thick as I couldn't make any sense of the story until I read the rest of the thread

Same here but good for you dude wish I could fuck my milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of bollocks! Nice fantasy though mate!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Back to the original Q...my sister's ex (once 1:1, once with my best mate as a mfm), my younger step brother, several second cousins (including 2 brothers on different occasions - difficult to avoid bonking family in Arse End - all the inbreeding)

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By *encarolCouple
over a year ago

Tyneside

sounds interesting

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"So to clarify the op couldn't tell the difference between his wife and mother in law and despite being sick his mother inlaw was receptive to having sex while half asleep?

Exactly

Seems legit

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I totally believe and support and agree with everything that the OP says, I have learned that if i dont, I loose my right to type in here for 2 days. !!!!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I totally believe and support and agree with everything that the OP says, I have learned that if i dont, I loose my right to type in here for 2 days. !!!!!!!

It ain't what you say, it's the way that you say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I totally believe and support and agree with everything that the OP says, I have learned that if i dont, I loose my right to type in here for 2 days. !!!!!!!

It ain't what you say, it's the way that you say it!

and thats the point....the posts have lightened up a bit...however dismissive of the subject they are...thats all that was suggested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't get my head around how similar your ex wife and her mother must be! Trust me, It would be pretty hard for me not to notice with mine no matter how d*unk I was. And she even made the same 'sex noises' as her daughter? You must have been steaming! Surprised you even managed to overcome the 'brewers droop' in the first place never mind blow your beans in her.

I just can't imagine fucking anyone and not being able to tell the difference between them and my wife no matter how much DNA they shared.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Snip...

several second cousins (including 2 brothers on different occasions - difficult to avoid bonking family in Arse End - all the inbreeding)

Just to clarify, didn't mean my brothers, meant 2nd cousins who were brothers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unless if you did her mum while she was at the dance...else I cant see any taboo here

That's what he's saying!

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???"

I got it...

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

As my old Dad used to say, If you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all... ( or at least whisper it)

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

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If you quoted the nasty , rude and insulting posts that I have just removed then your posts have been removed too.

Please read the forum rules before you post and use some respect for other posters. If you can't do that, then you are best ignoring.

Also if you want to query a ban you can do this from the CONTACT page. If dmin think the mod was wrong to ban you they will overturn it. Complaining constantly about a previous ban on the forum might get you another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw the title of the thread I thought, hmmm, very interesting question...(I immediately forgave the misspelling of taboo!)...but then the majority of the thread just depressed me. Lighten up people! Volunteer at your local community centre or school if you feel you must criticise every aspect about someone's story!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"unless if you did her mum while she was at the dance...else I cant see any taboo here

That's what he's saying!

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???"

Nope I got it first time too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye-catching title but the story was not put across interestingly. But a very good idea though still reading to see if someone writes something very naughty ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to read it over and over again to get it, kinda of kill the juice in the story really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye-catching title but the story was not put across interestingly. But a very good idea though still reading to see if someone writes something very naughty ....

Ditto...there's got to be some interesting ones out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you genuinely believed it was your wife, is it really taboo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just can't get my head around how similar your ex wife and her mother must be! Trust me, It would be pretty hard for me not to notice with mine no matter how d*unk I was. And she even made the same 'sex noises' as her daughter? You must have been steaming! Surprised you even managed to overcome the 'brewers droop' in the first place never mind blow your beans in her.

I just can't imagine fucking anyone and not being able to tell the difference between them and my wife no matter how much DNA they shared.

I once knew a mother and daughter who were very similar in figure, looks and even masturbated using similar techniques and movements, though they weren't aware of it that I know of.

In defence of the O.P, I've known many pissed up guys mistake their wardrobe or bedroom radiator for urinals, so why not think their m/inlaw was their wife.

Besides, if they began to suspect but she was enjoying it then wellllllll.....

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

bullshit lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes, i know it wasnt writen very well, im not very good at writing about myself or things like this, somthing that shouldnt of happened, but thank you to all lovely people out there who are so go at this,

Sincerly thanks for the private messages.

my mother in law was the double of her daughter apart from head hair. no didnt go up her ass, it was her, and yes i came very quickly because i was horny all day for my wife, and no i wasnt so d*unk but never gave it a thought that it wouldnt have been my wife

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"unless if you did her mum while she was at the dance...else I cant see any taboo here

That's what he's saying!

Am I the only one who got that clearly on first reading???"

Nope, I fathomed it out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the mother-in-law, despite being unwell, just let you bang her from behind without even bothering to see who it was???? PMSL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fail to see what's taboo about ending up balls deep in his mother in law. Now if it was his mother.................................

Eek, now that'd be fucked up

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

Wonders wether the mother-in-law was as ill as she made out

Maybe she was hoping for a poke??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most Taboo? Well, probably not taboo as i was not married to her, but an ex-girlfriends dad had his wicked way with me whilst i was still going out with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need a lie down

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