FabSwingers.com forum: How do you spot Swingers?

By *enerifehotwifecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll usually have a pampas grass in their front garden and carry around a fruit bowl full of car keys at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?"

Yeah, couples are very friendly and welcoming people

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By *enerifehotwifecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"They'll usually have a pampas grass in their front garden and carry around a fruit bowl full of car keys at all times."

Here we go….

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

Pineapples! if they're holding one wearing them. They're definitely swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapples! if they're holding one wearing them. They're definitely swingers

I spanked someone with a pineapple about a year ago - surprisingly effective and enjoyably 'thuddy'

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?"

I understand the desire to know but really unless someone outright tells you I doubt there is.

No one would have ever guessed when D and I were playing, so I apply the same logic. I see many that I wish were swingers how it’s unlikely they would ever meet

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

"Pineapples! if they're holding one wearing them. They're definitely swingers

I spanked someone with a pineapple about a year ago - surprisingly effective and enjoyably 'thuddy'"

Nothing like a true experience to validate my comment

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By *enerifehotwifecpl OP Couple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Intelligent post x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold a big home made sign up

FAB SWINGER, HELP YOURSELF

Mrs C xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard in a previous post, if you spot someone with a pineapple upside down, that's associated with swinging. But there's only really one true way of knowing heh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blacks rings? I’ve seen it in a previous post

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

I carry my pineapples upside down round the shop.

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By *hrobbingbeatMan
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

Is there any signs ?

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By *hrobbingbeatMan
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

Seen many pink flamingos but no way to try or how would you know. They might be innocents just they love pink flamingos

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?"

They have a profile on fabswingers

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By *hrobbingbeatMan
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?

They have a profile on fabswingers "

Or when you do or say something to someone and she says FAB

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By *izzmonkeysCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?

They have a profile on fabswingers

Or when you do or say something to someone and she says FAB

Fab is a pretty frequently used word round ours. It's used by work colleagues all of the time which always instils panic that we've been spotted!

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?"

Use a bingo marker, you can colour code the swingers also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve lost my pineapple

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I walk around with a pineapple on my head just so everyone knows.

No seriously private life and swing are separate.

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I can usually spot them pretty easily at a swingers club.

In real life, I know it's super fucken uncomfortable to be approached by some stranger who thinks they recognise me from swinging, so I don't look for signs, because I'm not going to deliberately make someone else that uncomfortable.

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

"I’ve lost my pineapple "

Go get a new one and hold it upside down, you may get your bum smacked apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people really don't want to go out of tgeir way to broadcast the fact for the very simple reason of not wanting to be approached in public.

Time and a place and all that

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They're shagging other people in the club

LvM

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By *rincess PollyWoman
over a year ago

Ripon

"I carry my pineapples upside down round the shop. "

Me too!!

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I often hang around the frozen ice cream chillers in supermarkets to see who buys the Fab iced lollies. It's a sure sign.

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By *andk4fCouple
over a year ago

North cotswolds

"I carry my pineapples upside down round the shop.

Me too!!"

Might have to try this one out .. wasn't a fan of pineapples growing up maybe our taste buds have changed.

Or just put it back before leaving the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard about this upside down pineapple thing before, will keep an eye out for it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carry my pineapples upside down round the shop. "

Can I do the same with tinned pineapple rings?

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By *oreAgainForeverCouple
over a year ago

doncaster

We ve found our selves always asking the question now say we are having a costa and a woman is there with 2 men and it’s….now a case of…you reckon they are on a social?

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Best way is to go to a social or party

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

Look at your friends think which are most unlikely to be swingers . That probably be the ones.

Same as I new a lady so prudish in how she talked dressed etc. Turned out she had been having affair for several years a man 10 year younger than her . Her husband was having sex with her regularly so never even had a que. It's often the ones you never suspect lol

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

Coast

Wearing a onesi with upside down pineapples on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are the ones rating every other person in the room. Thats what we did when I was married and swinging.

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Wearing a pineapple shirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at your friends think which are most unlikely to be swingers . That probably be the ones.

True one day a lady at work met a man and left. The next day someone asked her and she said "Oh, that my bf for the last 25 years" Hubby has no idea!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Intelligent post x"
thank you

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?"

Wish I knew!

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

You might spot them both perv'ing, that's how you spot them

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Pampas grass in front gardens, garden gnomes, upside down pineapples. Black rings on the right 3rd finger. Hot tub owners.

Jewellery with a,swing symbol that looks like flat bottom V.

Ladies with anklet chains on their right ankle.

We have been looking for naked garden gnomes in an ornamental hot tub that we can put with pampas grass and gnome sized swing.

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Cock rings are a good sign...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox tails or slut wrote on their forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?"

I know what you mean by that x there's too many guys on here who kid on they are a couple with couples profiles x you can tell when you keep just getting the guy and everytime you ask him where's his wife shes always working x thats on here x but you will be able to spot a swinging couple in a pub or on holiday because they will be touching each other in front of you or something like that x to see your reaction x a really good tell tale sign is maybe the guy will have his hardon bulging out of his trousers so you might be getting turned on or whatever x

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A lot of us are on here secretly, but are there any signs to spot a swinging couple?

Sounds like a normal evening in ‘spoons to me.

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

To me the question would be what you gonna do with the knowledge? Personally if I saw someone in Tesco carrying an upside down pineapple carrying a box of FAB, really all in gonna do is smile and nod, but I smile and nod at people in Tesco a lot of the time. Even if I recognised them from here I'd just do the same. Time and place really as far as I'm concerned.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Ankle bracelets isn’t it?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Since when did . get replaced by x ?

Gbat

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By *arah SimpsonCouple
over a year ago

London

"Ankle bracelets isn’t it?

Yes x

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Does a tin of pineapple chunks count as an indicator

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By *ee And MikeCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

They have an upside down pineapple on their head, have pampas grass in their front garden and if they have pink flamingo as a pet in their hot tub you know you are into a dead-cert !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd imagine upside down pineapple, anklets, lock & key jewelry or pampas grass in the garden. In reality never noticed one outside of swing events..

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By *ewsexycplCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Oh my god some of these replies really made me laugh lol

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Wasn't there a thing where singletons went Kate night supermarket shopping and they put a galaxy bar in front of trolley to indicate they were single in hope of bumping into other singles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We give everybody the wink and the gun, if they smile then they are definatley swingers and so want to fuck us.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Most have already been mentioned so I'll just add a queen of spades tattoo lol x

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Ankle bracelets isn’t it?

Yes x"

So that’s really a thing then is it? I’d better tell my wife lol

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Wasn't there a thing where singletons went Kate night supermarket shopping and they put a galaxy bar in front of trolley to indicate they were single in hope of bumping into other singles"

Does this work with chunky KitKats?

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By *hrobbingbeatMan
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

"Most have already been mentioned so I'll just add a queen of spades tattoo lol x"

No one can deny that

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Meeting a couple later in the hot tub" is exactly what a swinger would say.

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By *olvesbigkMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I read earlier, that swingers use pineapples as a code for swinging e.g. earrings, on clothes etc....that seems a bit too random to me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they’re often naked

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

My pineapple socks are a dead giveaway

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Well, simply go to the lounge of your favourite sex club, and then you might spot them.

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