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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Profiles that have zero face pictures but demand face pic in the first message

2. Racial preferences

3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age.

What’s yours?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

None.

Mainly because it's their profile and they can do what they want with it.

I'm only concerned with my own.

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By *rnypairCouple
over a year ago

south Yorkshire


"1. Profiles that have zero face pictures but demand face pic in the first message

2. Racial preferences

3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age.

What’s yours?

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Don’t know why anyone would have a problem with people who don’t have face pictures demanding people send one with their message.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Can’t be a “perfect match “ can it if you’re out of their age range

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Toilet photos

Action shots

No bio

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing but close up cock pics.

Will fill in later bio but been here over a year.

Couples where I can't see the man.

Mrs

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

It's really annoying when someone initiates contact with me then after 2nd message wants a face pic from me without offering/ showing any of themselves. I don't have face pics because of my job but if I'm initially messaging someone i tend to offer face pic in the 1st or 2nd message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really annoying when someone initiates contact with me then after 2nd message wants a face pic from me without offering/ showing any of themselves. I don't have face pics because of my job but if I'm initially messaging someone i tend to offer face pic in the 1st or 2nd message"

I tend to offer a face pic if I initiate chat too. I dislike it when someone still asks for one, if I've said they're not what I'm seeking. I mean what's the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing but close up cock pics.

Will fill in later bio but been here over a year.

Couples where I can't see the man.

Mrs "

All of the above.

And to add another if they actively say they are cheating on their partner.

Miss S x

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By *ee_Preston_NewTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

Can't Accommodate Can't Travel !!!

Where are they going to meet....maybe round the back of their house ????

Those that say accommodate but always have an excuse not to..

Just be honest, you will be found out....

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No pic no reply from a profile with zero pics on it

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By *oubleTrouble666Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

People who say they are straight on their profile, but the insist they are bi. Just forgot to put it on their profile!

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Only dick pics on the profile

Little or no bio

University of Sydney

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"1. Profiles that have zero face pictures but demand face pic in the first message

2. Racial preferences

3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age.

Imagine being mad at someone’s racial preference

What’s yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say they are straight on their profile, but the insist they are bi. Just forgot to put it on their profile!"
maybe as a male on a building site or his mates from the pub know he,s on here and the amount of sh.te he,d get off them for being bi or curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say they are straight on their profile, but the insist they are bi. Just forgot to put it on their profile!"

Yeah have had a few of them lol even though we put in our profile looking for straight men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say they are straight on their profile, but the insist they are bi. Just forgot to put it on their profile!maybe as a male on a building site or his mates from the pub know he,s on here and the amount of sh.te he,d get off them for being bi or curious "

Still puts a lot of people off when they aren’t being honest and wastes a lot of time

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Close up pics of genitalia

Crude headline or account name

“Wife/gf not currently playing”

When they wink and their profile is not available

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Multiple cock pics from every imaginable angle

Giving a word to quote in message to prove you’ve read their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most things I’m okay with but hidden profiles who are looking at other people’s do get my goat.

If you want to hide yours while you’re not using the site or taking a break and just using forums or PM’ing friends or something like that , yeah fine , I get that.

But when you’re going looking around at other people’s profiles and judging you’re own ? I don’t know, I just don’t think that’s right somehow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…..and judging you’re own ? I don’t know, I just don’t think that’s right somehow ? "

Let’s try that again….. and hiding your own …..

Doh

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

BITS ALL OVER THE PLACE WHY ??

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By *queakyclean69erCouple
over a year ago

Torquay / Fleet

Profiles stating they are “ Professional “

And

Profiles asking to use a bloody “ Keyword “

Both drive us insane

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By *nicornExplorersCouple
over a year ago

north east


"1. Profiles that have zero face pictures but demand face pic in the first message

2. Racial preferences

3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age.

What’s yours?

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There's an irony with your oet hate for none face pics but you haven't been photo verified.

That's one of ours.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells


"Most things I’m okay with but hidden profiles who are looking at other people’s do get my goat.

If you want to hide yours while you’re not using the site or taking a break and just using forums or PM’ing friends or something like that , yeah fine , I get that.

But when you’re going looking around at other people’s profiles and judging you’re own ? I don’t know, I just don’t think that’s right somehow ? "

I had a friend request from someone who's hidden their profile?? I haven't accepted.

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

Obvious lies.

As in we received a message from a 46 year old with pictures of him at his own 50th birthday.

Can understand not wanting some people to work out who you are but if you’re showing a full face pic then!!! Well, we’re not gonna believe anything else you say.

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By *nicornExplorersCouple
over a year ago

north east


"Obvious lies.

As in we received a message from a 46 year old with pictures of him at his own 50th birthday.

Can understand not wanting some people to work out who you are but if you’re showing a full face pic then!!! Well, we’re not gonna believe anything else you say."

Was he just not on the site for 4yrs?

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By *r and Mrs GravestoneCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town


"Obvious lies.

As in we received a message from a 46 year old with pictures of him at his own 50th birthday.

Can understand not wanting some people to work out who you are but if you’re showing a full face pic then!!! Well, we’re not gonna believe anything else you say.

Was he just not on the site for 4yrs? "

Not unless his age didn’t change at every birthday he’d put in when he joined.

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By *nicornExplorersCouple
over a year ago

north east


"Obvious lies.

As in we received a message from a 46 year old with pictures of him at his own 50th birthday.

Can understand not wanting some people to work out who you are but if you’re showing a full face pic then!!! Well, we’re not gonna believe anything else you say.

Was he just not on the site for 4yrs?

Not unless his age didn’t change at every birthday he’d put in when he joined."

Oh wow well that's a new level of doh!

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

Single female profiles that go on to state bf will be present and playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 4 veris showing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that try to add us as friends or wink at us without any photos or bio! So annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say they are straight on their profile, but the insist they are bi. Just forgot to put it on their profile!

maybe as a male on a building site or his mates from the pub know he,s on here and the amount of sh.te he,d get off them for being bi or curious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have the wrong body type listed.

I’m tired of seeing “athletic” and then the photos are definitely not athletic.

I’m not bothered by body type, but it’s the dishonesty that irritates me.

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By *offee Cocktails and CumCouple
over a year ago

Waterlooville

Couples profiles that have zero or virtually zero male pictures…

Male Bi or bi curious profiles that only indicates a preference for the lady of a couple

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

“Professional couples”

Stating they’re straight until they get knocked back and then say “oh she’s bi curious, we just didn’t want everyone to know etc”

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By *iFunMale_southMan
over a year ago

Reading

Toilets

Messy rooms

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By *offee Cocktails and CumCouple
over a year ago

Waterlooville


"“Professional couples”

Stating they’re straight until they get knocked back and then say “oh she’s bi curious, we just didn’t want everyone to know etc”"

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By *oky99Couple
over a year ago

nodnoL

Anyone wearing hi visibility work clothing, for some reason they always seem to be locked in a toilet with there cocks out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone wearing hi visibility work clothing, for some reason they always seem to be locked in a toilet with there cocks out."

I love how divisive this topic is.

In another thread recently about what turns people on, it was suggested women in hi biz was a big turn on.

So I posted a few pics in my orange work gear to see if it was true and the reaction was completely “marmite” , no in between views, some loved it and some hated it

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Publicly traded"

"Facebook"

The list of numbers as if they are some sort of penal code.

All relating to the absolutely vacuous threat of legal action if their pics get misused.

Gbat

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By *ringo1965Man
over a year ago

ENNISCORTHY

University of Australia and the likes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a bloke an endless essay of do,s m dont,s then as your about too die the " secret" word at the end of loads of drivel

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By *parhawk2Man
over a year ago

Erith

I appreciate the reasoning but as a new member, you can’t meet unless personally verified, but you cant get verified because no one is the first

It’s like not experienced for a job but how do you get it

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Joke write ups. So lame.

Also the Facebook and Sydney University disclaimers

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"ask me" I don't want to ask 100s of questions, I want to have some idea of what you're looking for and what you're into.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Loads of action shots where all you can see is the man's hand/cock.

Writing mmmmmmm all the time.

Couple profiles,looking for couples and full of the woman and just the man's cock .

Anything held open .

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By *izhome1Couple
over a year ago

North West Leicestershire

1. No photo’s, but want you to send them sexy:nude photo’s.

2. Lots of photo’s of their bits.

3. They send you a wink, you go to look at their profile and they have hidden it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally people's innards " outwards"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have pet hates for profiles. But I hate most messages

"Can't accommodate, can't travel "

Could be a number of things. For me personally it means I don't do private meets

People have many reasons for being on here. Maybe they just want to chat or cam ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you have invited yourself to have an open day in my messages with your own personal advice. Well all I can say is thanks but please take your advice, roll it up and you best know where to stick it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TALKING LIKE THIS..

Are you shouting so Syndey University can truely understand your thoughts on stealing your data.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is wrong but they can’t change it.

I can’t think of a single scenario in either of our lives where we’ve got our date of birth so specifically incorrect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imagine them trying to pass security on a call with their bank.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Only thing is the no public pics on a profile and demand for face pics in detail for messaging f that I find annoying - it’s all about personal choice. We don’t show faces and won’t until we are ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine them trying to pass security on a call with their bank. "

Snort laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only thing is the no public pics on a profile and demand for face pics in detail for messaging f that I find annoying - it’s all about personal choice. We don’t show faces and won’t until we are ready "

Yep … well said

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

1. "Will fill in later"

2. Whiny profiles that list everything they don't like or "woe is me" bios

3. Last one is quite niche, but men describing themselves as "curvy"! I know it shouldn't bother me, but...

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

Starting to dislike updates telling the world what you did last night with your partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. "Will fill in later”"

Especially when it’s obvious from photos/veri’s that they been here for years.

Later? How much later ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who have the wrong body type listed.

I’m tired of seeing “athletic” and then the photos are definitely not athletic.

I’m not bothered by body type, but it’s the dishonesty that irritates me. "

This scale is fairly pointless as it's self identified.

I've seen pictures of Ample/Fabulous people who describe themselves as Average (they might actually be right), and also Slim/Average people describe themselves as Curvy/Ample.

If we could search by body type then maybe people would be more accurate? Or maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst you are at it - let me know what you think is my body type

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By *ustABaldBeardedVikingMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

Girls who are here for their OF advertising.

This happens so, so often. I don't see why Fab allow it, but some of the more "fabbed" girls who do it don't seem to get removed, no matter how many times you report them. Guess they're good for the site I suppose.

Anything arrogant too, some of the girls on here are clearly stunners...but having hundreds of men message them a day clearly inflated their ego!

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The most annoying thing is when the majority of the profile text is the pointless warnings about Sydney university and such. Puts us off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles that say remember you aren't just talking to the female but then there is absolutely no reference or pictures of the male.

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By *unguy182Man
over a year ago

perth wa

Photos of a guys mangled arsehole. Equal rights and all that - photos of a woman hanging out of the back of a transit van with cum dump sharpied on her arse. It makes me hack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While it's up to the individual what they do with their profile, it is frustrating when there's no profile pic, several public pics of just their cocks and barely a sentence in the bio.

We like to get a feel for who people are from their profile and if they can't be arsed putting any effort in, then we just scroll by

Mrs

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

When they don’t change their age limit would they really meet a 99 year old shows they not serious I think

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

Profile saying they're looking for men, women or couples...then find men are blocked

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Not fond of profile where the pics show more of the people they are fucking / fucking them, than it does of the actual profile owner.

Blank profiles

Couples with only picture of one person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they don’t change their age limit would they really meet a 99 year old shows they not serious I think "

I would be impressed if any 99 year old is still game enough, all the ones I know are usually needing a fair bit of assistance for basic tasks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I would be impressed if any 99 year old is still game enough, all the ones I know are usually needing a fair bit of assistance for basic tasks "

You promised not to tell!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"When they don’t change their age limit would they really meet a 99 year old shows they not serious I think

I would be impressed if any 99 year old is still game enough, all the ones I know are usually needing a fair bit of assistance for basic tasks "

PM me in 16 years and I will update you on life at 99.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank profiles , unverified profile's (it's takes all of a few mins to get your profile verified). And when it comes to face pics I think a cams a Great way to do it as you both see eachother at the same time

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Could be seeing if it’s not some one they know in there area ?

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

“Must be discrete due to job”.

1) if you need to be discreet about your job you don’t go advertising you need to be discreet about your job

2) we all have jobs

3) most people don’t want the whole world knowing so surely discretion is expected lol

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

1. No pictures

2. Useless disclaimer

3. "Professional"

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Photos taken in a messy bedroom

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

" Fab straight " guys who hit on you and are most definitely Bi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they don’t change their age limit would they really meet a 99 year old shows they not serious I think "

This gets right on my nerves thought it was just me

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Toilet photos

Action shots

No bio"

Blimey, You would hate my profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they describe their dream woman but it is not me. When they say they are not meeting but you see them on a date in KFC with the woman who has lovely firm tits. When they say please don't message me if you are a woman and block me. And last but not least when they say they want to make love but only if you have a wide nostril.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I am not a snob, but I hate seeing photos where the room behind them is a total shit hole. Like a teenagers room with unmade beds, clothes and stuff all over the floor etc. Also bathroom shots over manky toilets or dirty mouldy baths or filthy mirror shots.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh and photos of women with "whore", "slut", "cum dump" and other such niceties written on their arse with a sharpie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am not a snob, but I hate seeing photos where the room behind them is a total shit hole. Like a teenagers room with unmade beds, clothes and stuff all over the floor etc. Also bathroom shots over manky toilets or dirty mouldy baths or filthy mirror shots. "

100% agree with this - couldn’t have said it better

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Wanting a face pic in first msg when they don't have any.

Again can't accom or travel.

Looking for men but they are blocked.

The university bullshit.

Body type. Slim/ athletic not according to the pics yir a beached whale.

Couples profile but only a cock pic.

I know profile isn't the best but it's as honest as I can be and writen the way makes sense in my head. Yeah I'm not photo verified who gives a fuck I'm still verified.

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish


"When they describe their dream woman but it is not me. When they say they are not meeting but you see them on a date in KFC with the woman who has lovely firm tits. When they say please don't message me if you are a woman and block me. And last but not least when they say they want to make love but only if you have a wide nostril."

No pet hates just funny as fuck

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Names like cumslut cumdump or just random letters.

Pics of their insides just about on the outside.

Pics with slut cum bucket cumdump whore and all other types of names wrote over themselves.

Safe sex and there's bare cocks stuffed up their pussy and arse.

Wink and msg you then block you.

The amount advertising their only fans pages where they want you to pay!!!

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By *portbilly1976Man
over a year ago

manchester


"I appreciate the reasoning but as a new member, you can’t meet unless personally verified, but you cant get verified because no one is the first

It’s like not experienced for a job but how do you get it"

In a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile saying they're looking for men, women or couples...then find men are blocked "

We are one of these profiles, and I'll explain why. We would love to have fun with single guys, even better if we had one or two regular guys to share experiences with. We recently unblocked single guys from messaging again, and oh my goodness it was unbearable...guys sending pics of their dicks, guys sending 'wanna fuck' messages, guys with no profile pic, no bio, no public pics getting arsey when you politely decline because they somehow think they are entitled to your time. We know there are decent guys out there and we know not all guys are like that, but this is what happens whenever we open our inbox to single guys. So we think now we will try and meet at clubs instead

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capital letters. It comes across as shouty, bossy and bad tempered.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Discrete(sic)

Unless it means they hunt separately!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Capital letters. It comes across as shouty, bossy and bad tempered."

FACT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sydney university thing and threat of legal actions.

I'd be curious to see people in court claiming...that's my cock your honour and sorry if this is a small claim court, couldn't find the well endowed one.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Blokes who profess to love giving women oral and expect nothing in return.

As an ex of mine used to say "..and the band played 'Believe It If You Like'"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blokes who profess to love giving women oral and expect nothing in return.

As an ex of mine used to say "..and the band played 'Believe It If You Like'""

The likes of us do exist *at times*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples" profiles where its pretty obvious there was never a Mrs. No I don't want to come over and wank into your wife's knickers.

Sometimes usernames can make me cringe if they're a little on the childish side / narcissistic.

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By *av-RickMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Couples ones that say they don't meet separately but message asking for that.

Profiles that ask about a meet now but have no pics on show or offer them.

The Sydney Uni stuff and any that are cryptic.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

My pet peeve is someone telling me what I can and cannot chose as my preferences x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those with multiple accounts. "I'm a single lady, but my husband would love to join in, we've a couples account too". Uh!?! Nah, not for me.

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By *queakyclean69erCouple
over a year ago

Torquay / Fleet


"My pet peeve is someone telling me what I can and cannot chose as my preferences x"

The irony is the people who don’t like other people having preferences normally have lots of preferences themselves

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By *queakyclean69erCouple
over a year ago

Torquay / Fleet

Another pet hate is people using “ Fabmin “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile that just screams selfishness and entitlement. *you know the ones

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

No pet hates per se, just have preferences and use profiles and contact which give us the as a good filter..

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By *heeks123Woman
over a year ago

North West

Couples profiles with pics of only one person.

Profiles where there's a dozen demands before you've even spoken really are a turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only cock shots.

No pictures at all.

No bio.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

The Sydney university thing and action shots on single profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None everyone has their preferences.

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

No pictures

blank profile

Untidy backdrops to pictures

Out of focus pictures

A million cocks pics at different angles

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Profiles that go on far to long ... Like reading a book

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Profiles that get arsy when they demand a face picture and you politely decline and then you get a paragraph telling you that you don’t know what swinging is

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By *nubisIsisCouple
over a year ago

Field Of Reeds


"Profiles that get arsy when they demand a face picture and you politely decline and then you get a paragraph telling you that you don’t know what swinging is"

We have the same one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Sydney university thing and threat of legal actions.

I'd be curious to see people in court claiming...that's my cock your honour and sorry if this is a small claim court, couldn't find the well endowed one. "

I snort laughed at this, brilliant hahaha

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Totally empty bio, silhouette picture. We're not asking for chapter & verse plus your passport, but give up a clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Videos of beautiful women having amazingly hot sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much profile but more a site thing, or maybe a combo of the two. People not verified by photo being able to look at profiles after more than a set amount of time.

Shit or get off the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those ones with that generic warning.

“They may have blocked you!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mile long essay with the "secret,"word at the end

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Disclaimer wankers, I can almost forgive The Sydney Uni stuff, but not the publicly traded entity bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pic no reply from a profile with zero pics on it "

This!!

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By *eelsandsuitsCouple
over a year ago

stirling

Dick pics while from guys sat on the toilet or over the toilet. I mean come on!! Ffs.

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By *eelsandsuitsCouple
over a year ago

stirling


"No pic no reply from a profile with zero pics on it

This!!"

Also this x 1000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ‘I’m a straight man and I’m looking to meet women/couples’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Looking to meet... Age 18-99. Really, if a 99 year old messaged you you'd want to meet them?

2. "Will fill in later" or other Fairy non-bios which tell me nothing about who you are or what you're looking for.

3. No face pics (I'm happy with blurred ones for public)... This is about being more than a black silhouette or your genitals. I want to meet people and connect on a human level.

4. Body types that don't match reality. A lot of people saying "athletic" when they're very much "average". Same with height, I've noticed people being less than honest about this.

5. Shite selfies... These include mirror selfies, selfies in dirty/untidy rooms, selfies with sunglasses, selfies with hats, selfies taken in the car, selfies where you're in your joggies...

6. Dick pics where the dick isn't much to look at. I don't mind a dick pic but when it's ungroomed, flaccid, and dangling next to grey tracky bottoms which have only been marginally pulled down it's not very attractive.

7. Couples profiles where one party isn't featured as much as the other.

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat


"1. Profiles that have zero face pictures but demand face pic in the first message

2. Racial preferences

3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age.

What’s yours?

"

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All 3 spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None.

Mainly because it's their profile and they can do what they want with it.

I'm only concerned with my own. "

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By *miles69Woman
over a year ago

barrow

Oh don’t even get me started on this subject lol

1 bisexual women that have blocked women !!

2 straight women that contact me (bisexual)

3 the fill in later bio

4 the women that want cheating husbands only but also want a picture of the women they are fucking over !!!!

5 the no pic profile that demands photos!!

And

6 the don’t send a friend request without chatting but automatically send you one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all it says is " woman looking for a man". Be a little more interesting.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

No pic

Will fill in later

So no profile basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with long lists of dislikes and other negative language.

Entitlement or arrogance of any kind.

Lack of profile pics.

Anatomy class photo galleries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day they are what they are, that persons written profile, take it or leave it, they maybe dont find your profile to their liking so c'est la vie !! jmo

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“Club meets only”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Club meets only” "

What’s wrong with club meets

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Nothing but close up cock pics.

Will fill in later bio but been here over a year.

Couples where I can't see the man.

Mrs "

All these and silhouettes can't stand them.

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By *uicywiggleWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"“Club meets only”

What’s wrong with club meets "

Nothing at all

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Liars!

People who have their kids profiles in the background. Nothing more off-putting than seeing a milf, legs wide apart showing it all off whilst little Johnny in his year six uniform beam's proudly down from the mantelpiece!

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By *ingo69Man
over a year ago

north staffs ,south cheshire borderr

Profiles with no pics at on at all

also ones which say they cant accom or travel statement .

that tells me they mean come pick me up

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"“Club meets only”

What’s wrong with club meets "

Nothing at all, if you happen to live local to one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Club meets only” "

Why don't you want to meet at a club? Club meets kick ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay women who won't meet men or MF couples so the FF can fuck as the M watches.

W T F??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long description of themselves:

I am articulate, cultured, tall. Heavy cummer….

And the ones who update everything they do :

Having fun tonight

What a night thank you #youknowwhoyouare

The self praising verifications

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Profiles that either have no pics but want face pic on first message they can jog on

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I love all pets

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

People who put update statuses telling everyone how they are thinking of leaving. And they don't. Attention seekers.

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By *NKED_n_KINKYCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Guys who put straight in their profiles and then message saying they're bi

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Terms like bull, daddy etc

Also, when they state how they're going to make you do something you've (they've assumed) not done before *squirting and the like, as if we should form an orderly queue. Silly.

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By *oulkissMan
over a year ago

Croydon


"3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age."

Then, by definition you are NOT a perfect match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who use the term "to the front of the queue". It's like taking a ticket from the meat counter in Asda waiting to get noshed off. But you're number 2371, and she's only on man number 4. I'll wait patiently in line.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Women who use the term "to the front of the queue". It's like taking a ticket from the meat counter in Asda waiting to get noshed off. But you're number 2371, and she's only on man number 4. I'll wait patiently in line."

Isn't that why she sends some to the front?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"“Club meets only”

Why don't you want to meet at a club? Club meets kick ass "

Because it’s the best part of two hours driving in any direction for me to reach one…..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Club meets only”

Why don't you want to meet at a club? Club meets kick ass

Because it’s the best part of two hours driving in any direction for me to reach one…..?"

Your profile states your USP is accomadating?... If its a frosty camper, office, or back of a van. Then yep, way less interesting.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"1. Profiles that have zero face pictures but demand face pic in the first message

2. Racial preferences

3. When you read their ultra long profile and you are perfect match but can’t message them cause you are under/ over age.

What’s yours?

"

That cracks me up when they say no face pic no message . You can say that if you have a face pic on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put update statuses telling everyone how they are thinking of leaving. And they don't. Attention seekers. "

Yes that’s mine as well.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"People who put update statuses telling everyone how they are thinking of leaving. And they don't. Attention seekers.

Yes that’s mine as well. "

People that make threats don't act

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Oh also when the write up is literally an essay and they say read my full profile .. yeah like I have that much time

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"“Club meets only”

Why don't you want to meet at a club? Club meets kick ass

Because it’s the best part of two hours driving in any direction for me to reach one…..?

Your profile states your USP is accomadating?... If its a frosty camper, office, or back of a van. Then yep, way less interesting. "

So, as you neither accommodate nor drive, I’m assuming your local club is within walking distance/short taxi drive?

Would you be as keen to visit clubs regularly, if you were 2 hours away from your nearest? How would you get there and back?

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

Accommodate but can't unless children or wife is out

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Only meet a hotels if you have paid for the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet photos

Action shots

No bio"

These would be what put me off though not a peeve as such.

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By *oulivCouple
over a year ago

Newtown

Photos with Fab if you want to lick, Fab for an invite etc….. needy

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By *ikercouple76Couple
over a year ago

West Stow

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By *ikercouple76Couple
over a year ago

West Stow

Unfortunately a lot of single men just don't seem to realise that they are messaging a couple, not just a bloke with a piece of meat, then wonder why they don't get to meet couples. Mrs won't even look at profiles with a cocky headline.

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

Those with age preference set at 18 - 99 ... does that mean ... anyone who'd be desperate enough to shag me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Club meets only”

Why don't you want to meet at a club? Club meets kick ass

Because it’s the best part of two hours driving in any direction for me to reach one…..?"

If someone says "club meets only" they probably live near a club. If you're two hours away from a club you're likely the same distance from the "club meets only" person.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


" Unfortunately a lot of single men just don't seem to realise that they are messaging a couple, not just a bloke with a piece of meat, then wonder why they don't get to meet couples. Mrs won't even look at profiles with a cocky headline. "

Unfortunately a lot of single men think they are messaging a couple but in reality it is just a bloke with a piece of meat.

I could give you a recent example but all trace has mysteriously evaporated into thin air. For the record, the exchange was started by the 'couple'.

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By *heRingerMasterMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I hate profiles that aren’t filled with absolute filth. Grrrr. Really bugs me.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Dick or sex avatar if they're single man. Arrogant statuses.

No bio or 1 sentence saying i fill this in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close ups of dicks/vulvas, cumshots and wanking into items of clothing.

Those and Poorly written profiles.

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By *etal MickeyMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Blokes who profess to love giving women oral and expect nothing in return.

As an ex of mine used to say "..and the band played 'Believe It If You Like'""

I had a FWB like that, I'd go round, go down and that was it.

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire


"Those with age preference set at 18 - 99 ... does that mean ... anyone who'd be desperate enough to shag me?"

No, it means that they have no hard and fast rules about age, and judge everyone as individuals.

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By *nubisIsisCouple
over a year ago

Field Of Reeds

Those that put in their profile you have to prove your genuine and ask for a full address with house number as well as postcode. To us instant turn off and a little suspicious

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By *acer962Man
over a year ago

Wokingham

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By *acer962Man
over a year ago

Wokingham


"It's really annoying when someone initiates contact with me then after 2nd message wants a face pic from me without offering/ showing any of themselves. I don't have face pics because of my job but if I'm initially messaging someone i tend to offer face pic in the 1st or 2nd message"

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By *nubisIsisCouple
over a year ago

Field Of Reeds

Those that name and shame in their statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits

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