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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it. "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it. "

To be fair if I saw a disembodied cock running across my floor I'd stamp on it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it. "

Pmsl... That literally made me LOL!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it. "
hahaha

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By *r GeMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

lmao

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've seen some that look like they already have been

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

dont know about running id envision more glide and slide .... .like dancing on ice lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine once tried to describe what hers looked like after giving brith after two children .

She said it now looks like a elephants yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X"

me too, a Maccy D's cheesburger :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather lick a fanny than a brain..and apparently thats the most sensual organ in the body...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

me too, a Maccy D's cheesburger :D"

Where the fuck are you people eating that the burgers look like fannies?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

me too, a Maccy D's cheesburger :D

Where the fuck are you people eating that the burgers look like fannies?!? "

Maccy D's has a lot to answer for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A friend of mine once tried to describe what hers looked like after giving brith after two children .

She said it now looks like a elephants yawn.

"

Better elephants yawn than elephants ears.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

me too, a Maccy D's cheesburger :D

Where the fuck are you people eating that the burgers look like fannies?!? "

Mcdonalds! Haha. They do.

X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X"

Some are more like a skunk

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

Some are more like a skunk "

A skunk?

X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

Some are more like a skunk

A skunk?

X"

Yes a hairy smelly little creature. I saw one earlier. Can't comment on the smell obviously. The scratch and sniff on my phone was playing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked for a haulage firm many years ago and in the back of a trailer was a drawing of a cock and a fanny both with arms and legs the clock was running after the fanny and underneath was written " it's just one fucking thing after another"

It still tickles me to this day.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X"
a nice kebab

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

Some are more like a skunk

A skunk?

X

Yes a hairy smelly little creature. I saw one earlier. Can't comment on the smell obviously. The scratch and sniff on my phone was playing up "

Boak!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha hilarious...that made me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have a good look at it a fanny,s a strange looking thing. If you saw one running across your kitchen floor you,d stamp on it. "

And promptly have it stuffed and mounted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X"

if it comes with fries, be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

if it comes with fries, be careful "

Or mayo!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

if it comes with fries, be careful

Or mayo!"

A bit of cheese!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

if it comes with fries, be careful

Or mayo!

A bit of cheese!

X"

Mmmm, the full festering Big Mac!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

Some are more like a skunk

A skunk?

X

Yes a hairy smelly little creature. I saw one earlier. Can't comment on the smell obviously. The scratch and sniff on my phone was playing up "

Their smell is utterly indescribable. My daughter worked where they had some and got skunked when they were moving them. The smell seemed to follow her about for weeks! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's really funny. Every time I see one when the woman is bent over all I can think of is a burger.

Don't know why!

X

if it comes with fries, be careful

Or mayo!"

lol, ewwwww or tomato sauce lol yack yack

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi you lot you're putting me off my staple diet

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

What skunk?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i saw some of these flacid cocks lurking on the floor id call pest control for sure

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What skunk?

X"

Haha no Maccy D

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"What skunk?

X"

PMSL that made me laugh out loud!

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By *leasing_to_the_thighsMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

If it was a blue waffle id run a mile hahahahaha

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