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Don't call me DEAR!

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By *amieLDN22 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I Hardly message people these days; love reading the Forum and laughing my head off after work at something stupid someone typed.

Got really excited the other day when I saw a profile that pretty much matched everything I like. She seemed nice.

The post immediately piqued my interest. So I thought: 'right lads, I'm going in' *cracking my fingers*

Typed what I thought was the Messi of all messages. Attached all the right photos and then pressed 'send message'.

Oi oi lads. We're on a winner here. This is my lucky day. And so I thought.

Spoiler: there are no lads and this certainly was not a winner. In fact, little did I know I was about to take "a huge L" as my little nephew would say when my football team loses.

She wrote back: ok,thanks but not really what im looking for'

The excitement that comes with the yellow unread message thing was followed by a huge young Mike Tyson uppercut. Ffffk me, i didn't see this one coming. TKO first round. Legs gone, knees gone and ambulance on the way.

I replied with 'No problem, dear. Have a nice day' with tears probably running down my ankles.

And just when I was about to get stretchered off on the ambulance with a neck brace and all I got another response.

Oh yes! She changed her mind! Oh glorious fab; I bloody love this website and all its unpredictability and madness. Finally, I'm gonna score like Cristiano in Madrid vs Cadiz! Hallelujah.

No.

~I hope you dont mind a word of advice...i would avoid calling women 'dear'~ message read.

Oh wow! This is not exactly flogging a dead horse here but its bloody close. Death by a 1000 cuts is probably a closer description.

I replied with 'fair point'. And gone back to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have hit her with

"Calm down dear, its just a commercial"

Sounds like that's a bullet dodged OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 'babe' next time OP. I hear women love that on here

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By *amieLDN22 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I worked a long shift that day and didn't have the energy to go back and forth with anyone. So just left it at that and moved on.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Should have replied with dear oh dear my bad.

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

Oh dear me.... what a pity, never mind

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By *amieLDN22 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Try 'babe' next time OP. I hear women love that on here "

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By *amieLDN22 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Should have replied with dear oh dear my bad. "

I should have. I'm a lover not a fighter. XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to say lad but I have to say

I'm with her Dear is terrible, it reminds me of an old fashioned, elderly term of endearment. All women pussies would be more than entitled to completely dry up after being addressed as 'Dear'

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Sorry to say lad but I have to say

I'm with her Dear is terrible, it reminds me of an old fashioned, elderly term of endearment. All women pussies would be more than entitled to completely dry up after being addressed as 'Dear' "

100% along with babe! Nothing makes me drier than the Sahara!

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Sorry to say lad but I have to say

I'm with her Dear is terrible, it reminds me of an old fashioned, elderly term of endearment. All women pussies would be more than entitled to completely dry up after being addressed as 'Dear'

100% along with babe! Nothing makes me drier than the Sahara! "

TBF I think Dear sounds condescending as f*ck.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s right but kudos to you for such a well written post too.

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