FabSwingers.com forum: I was fuking a lady she start to fart and smell funny

By *az00789 OP Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had you jizzed a litre?

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By *otYourKind666Man
over a year ago

Horsham

"Had you jizzed a litre? "

Dying here!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im not a doctor but you probably fucker her to death then drowned her In the hotjizz of Your Man love - just guessing!

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Had you jizzed a litre?

Dying here!"

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Me too!!

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Beat me to it

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

Ah those bodily functions that you can’t help. Shocking.

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By *az00789 OP Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had you jizzed a litre? "

Stop it I’m dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had you jizzed a litre?

Stop it I’m dying

That's what he said (in this unlikely tale)

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By *az00789 OP Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Yh one liter of hot jizz a day

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Smelling funny's one thing. Spelling funny's another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yh one liter of hot jizz a day "

No surprise the poor lady smelt a bit funny.

Hope you're appetite has returned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

It's because you are fucking up a pussy that is right next to an anus, if there is wind it's likely to come out.

I think you should clarify if you mean arse farts or fanny farts ..

And could we possibly know what it smelt of?

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By *exy time loverMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Lol yeah ok then 1 litre

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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago

hounslow

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x

It's because you are fucking up a pussy that is right next to an anus, if there is wind it's likely to come out.

I think you should clarify if you mean arse farts or fanny farts ..

And could we possibly know what it smelt of? "

Hold up, do we really want to know?

My guess is it’s the shit he’s talking!

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By *ightNWet69Woman
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x

It's because you are fucking up a pussy that is right next to an anus, if there is wind it's likely to come out.

I think you should clarify if you mean arse farts or fanny farts ..

And could we possibly know what it smelt of?

Hold up, do we really want to know?

My guess is it’s the shit he’s talking!"

Green arrow agrees

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By *aulp4alsMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I was spooning a lady she farted so much I said you nearly blown my cock off. She couldn’t stop laughing

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By *mma1973Woman
over a year ago

graffiti bridge

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

As a Dr, I'm sure you know that most farts smell. Natural bodily function. And maybe, if you have an issue with such things, you need to give your head a wobble

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I think you need to retake pretty much all of your years of study.

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By *sedpussylickerMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I think the only smell was your bullshit

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Smelling funny's one thing. Spelling funny's another."

Remember he is a doctor.

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By *exy time loverMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I think the only smell was your bullshit"

Lol agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelling funny's one thing. Spelling funny's another.

Remember he is a doctor. "

Dr Love.

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"And could we possibly know what it smelt of? "

Tuna and Sweetcorn no doubt.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

OP I think we’re kindred spirits! I was once making vigorous love to a lady and my winkie came out of her mouth!!

Said winkie smelled funny for hours afterwards. What do you think it was?? Anyone?

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By *aimeDWoman
over a year ago

Shaftesbury, Dorset

Why do we sometimes fart? You try laying there legs akimbo whilst someone lays on top and pounds down on you and see what happens. It’s not pretty and it’s embarrassing as hell when it happens but it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I find this post hilarious Dr 1 litre

You also claim you can't get it up due to medication for mental heath, so I doubt that the fucking that you gave her was "That good"

Maybe she decided the only way to get out of the situation was to smell bad

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By *winging Sally SeanCouple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

'farting non stop' would suggest she had a lot of trapped air. Now where it was trapped is key...

Did your lady friend smell of latex? Was she a little 'deflated' when you left?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

You're the junior doctor, you tell us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread alone justifies my extortionate broadband bill. Just sayin.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The air in you doll has obviously stagnated. Try regular deflation and refill with fresh air…. Like the stuff between your ears…

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Smelling funny's one thing. Spelling funny's another."

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

clickbait I will pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"clickbait I will pass

...but...

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By *idden Gem69Woman
over a year ago

north lanarkshire

Same reason you fart.. are yours smelling of roses??

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

This can't be true because ladies don't fart.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart

And all that without getting a hard-on?!

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By *hilliplisa790Couple
over a year ago

Paignton

Don’t know if I should put down some towels or hire a pedalo with a rain jacket with him in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I’m thinking of leaving the forums.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart

A junior doctor but you can't spell fuck or litre? A-levels are not what they used to be if you got into medical school.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

As the saying goes... whoever smelt it dealt it

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart

A junior doctor but you can't spell fuck or litre? A-levels are not what they used to be if you got into medical school."

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

"As the saying goes... whoever smelt it dealt it"

Whoever denied it supplied it.

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By *ustSomeDarkieMan
over a year ago

Salford

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

I would have yeeted her

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

"As the saying goes... whoever smelt it dealt it

Whoever denied it supplied it.

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'farting non stop' would suggest she had a lot of trapped air. Now where it was trapped is key...

Did your lady friend smell of latex? Was she a little 'deflated' when you left?"

I think he certainly felt let down

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By *ucifer And MazikeenCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Just a suggestion with 1L of jizz a day could it be that your blow up doll has burst and released the smell as it is full of stale jizz and is now leaking from the week of filling her up

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Was it a fanny fart or out the other end? I blame domino’s two for Tuesday

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Insufflation of 1litre of ejaculate would cause some hydraulic pressure, you probably ruptured her bowl with your manliness.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart

A junior doctor but you can't spell fuck or litre? A-levels are not what they used to be if you got into medical school."

Hang on Drs in my day wrote and spell like I do illegeablely so that consistent with his status .

And the fact he also a medical rareity .let's not put him down we need all the Dr we can get obviously he be dedicated to his work when he not wanking .

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By *napppaMan
over a year ago

London

One can only assume the studies aren't going to well!!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

She had to make space for the litre of jazz that was coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another winning thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

Take it it wasnt a fanny fart, You cant stop them! Although they dont smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine if you was licking her out

Ewww

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By *ooljoeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

Hahaha you must have gone for the Munters bro.Did you eat her pussy and lost appetite for food all week.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"

What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x

What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x

What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google...."

Bet he's not a real Dr either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x

What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google....

Bet he's not a real Dr either!

Shame really?... I'm sure the 'funny smelling farts diet', would be a best seller if Dr recommended

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