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"I can cum one liter a day " As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " Can I get that in old money non metric speak ? | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " I think the word ballocks comes to mind . | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that" Try me to find out | |||
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"It is good for you" If you're sure. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? Being a ‘doctor ‘ you’d think he’d be time limited. Unless full of shit?" No wonder there's such long waiting times if this is how doctors are spending their days. (I am joking btw) | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " Why did I feel compelled to read that in Borats voice | |||
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"I take one litre and I raise you one litre … i cum one firebucket of manly hotjizz every day in the week and 2 firebuckets at weekends and my girlfriend - she is a plasterers radio of hotjizz. Like someone threw a bucket if blancmange over her every night - soft skin though!! " The eagle eyed amongst you will realise that post is a lie!!! I don’t have a girlfriend!! | |||
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"Lot wish ti be as i cun so much " ............................ Are you typing with your left hand? | |||
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"So much cum i done today " Day off from playing doctors ? | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? " Really I thought a pilot or was it a lawyer been watching too much of catch me if you can | |||
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"How many cums does it take to make a litre?" If you take the average 5ml of ejaculate per orgasm - into 1000ml which is a litre that would equate to 200 orgasms a day which is more than even my 190… so he’s probably miscounted!! | |||
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"Have matron up your medication, whatever you are on clearly isn't working for you." Ooft Make that 191 you saucy minx !! | |||
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"How many cums does it take to make a litre? If you take the average 5ml of ejaculate per orgasm - into 1000ml which is a litre that would equate to 200 orgasms a day which is more than even my 190… so he’s probably miscounted!! " That's heading into repetitive strain injury territory right away | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. " Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day Can I get that in old money non metric speak ?" A lot | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! " Cracking me up that you are calculating it | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! " Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " You know other mens doesn't count, right? | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks." How bigs your hallway? | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! " Exactly. Don't encourage him. His testicles must already be the size of grapefruit as it is | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks. How bigs your hallway? " Big enough to fit both his balls in (just) | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks." Ok the high bid is 14000 - can we go for the hall landing and stairs….. find out next week on Ant & Decs Limitless Jizz!!! | |||
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"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks. How bigs your hallway? Big enough to fit both his balls in (just)" Massive. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day Can I get that in old money non metric speak ? A lot" I was taught 'A litre of water's a pint and three quarters'. I was never taught anything similar that rhymes with spunk or jizz though. | |||
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"Given that you’re a “junior doctor” Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks " Probably learnt his "doctor" skills from Google tbf… And got the badge out a Christmas cracker. | |||
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"Given that you’re a “junior doctor” Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks Probably learnt his "doctor" skills from Google tbf… And got the badge out a Christmas cracker. " The doctor badge? | |||
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"Given that you’re a “junior doctor” Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks Probably learnt his "doctor" skills from Google tbf… And got the badge out a Christmas cracker. The doctor badge? " Metaphorically speaking. You do have some sort of identification to say that you’re a qualified doctor… | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? Being a ‘doctor ‘ you’d think he’d be time limited. Unless full of shit?" How much of that do we estimate he can pass a day? | |||
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"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region." Like a wizard’s sleeve | |||
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"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region." Yeah, but did she have litre measure marks on the sides? | |||
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"Do a video or it never happened " No chance he can do that. The camera will drown in spunk 1st. | |||
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"How did this thread get sooooooooo much traction ? " Welcome to Fab | |||
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"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region. Like a wizard’s sleeve " | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that" No, as they all drowned.... | |||
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"How did this thread get sooooooooo much traction ? " I thought it would stick | |||
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"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region. Yeah, but did she have litre measure marks on the sides?" | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " That's rather improbable | |||
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"pffft so many skeptics on here. " You’re spurting veritable fountains of the stuff too, are you? | |||
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"pffft so many skeptics on here. You’re spurting veritable fountains of the stuff too, are you?" I only cum a gallon a day. The usual. | |||
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"Do you actually mean a milliletre?" Damn you woman! Next you'll be saying his penis isn't really a metre long. | |||
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"Do you actually mean a milliletre? Damn you woman! Next you'll be saying his penis isn't really a metre long." *stops typing* | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " (cl) or (ml)? | |||
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"Pics (and vids) or it didn't happen. " Agreed | |||
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"No wonder all the paramedics are on strike - they’ve had enough of wading through your litres of cum to get to A&E. " lol | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that" His right hand verifying his left or the other way round? To the OP: make sure you hydrate well. But also, have a think why you need to masturbate so much? If you get your cock too used to your hand, you'd be struggling to cum during an intercourse with a partner. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " Congratulations. What do you do with it all? | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day Congratulations. What do you do with it all? " Ice lollies. V cooling for when the weather warms up. | |||
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"bet his curtains are a mess.." He's also run out of socks | |||
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"bet his curtains are a mess.. He's also run out of socks " And teddy bears are getting nervous... | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Ha | |||
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"bet his curtains are a mess.. He's also run out of socks And teddy bears are getting nervous..." Imagine a black light in his bedroom | |||
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"bet his curtains are a mess.. He's also run out of socks And teddy bears are getting nervous... Imagine a black light in his bedroom " It'd look like a giant Jackson Pollock | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " Do you calibrate your measuring jug? | |||
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"bet his curtains are a mess.. He's also run out of socks And teddy bears are getting nervous... Imagine a black light in his bedroom It'd look like a giant Jackson Pollock" Lol | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day Congratulations. What do you do with it all? Ice lollies. V cooling for when the weather warms up." Cloudy lemonade | |||
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"How many cums does it take to make a litre?" Around 200. Most guys average around 5mls each time they cum so I’m guessing something is definitely not adding up here! | |||
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"How many cums does it take to make a litre? Around 200. Most guys average around 5mls each time they cum so I’m guessing something is definitely not adding up here!" I expected a much funnier punchline to that! | |||
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"He forgot one important word before litre. Milli" | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " I’ve sussed it - it’s autocarrot again. He meant to type “I can bum one lifer a day” OP - are you in prison? | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day I’ve sussed it - it’s autocarrot again. He meant to type “I can bum one lifer a day” OP - are you in prison?" Dont forget, 2 weeks ago he couldn't get hard because of his medication. So maybe its just a back log. | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?" Do you think he should be awarded a cup? | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given? Do you think he should be awarded a cup? " Lifetime supply of Dioralyte sachets | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given? Do you think he should be awarded a cup? Lifetime supply of Dioralyte sachets " And some mittens. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " Bizarre, in another post you are claiming you can't get an erecting! | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?" There's been a few belters over the years. This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole" Winston | |||
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""cocksnot up your fartpipe" " This made me spit out my drink!!!! | |||
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""cocksnot up your fartpipe" This made me spit out my drink!!!! " https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775 You're welcome. Winston | |||
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"his bollocks must be like space hoppers,," He has to carry them around in a wheelbarrow | |||
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""cocksnot up your fartpipe" This made me spit out my drink!!!! https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775 You're welcome. Winston " Thanks Winston! Oh my dear fellow, that’s one of the funniest threads I’ve ever read!!! Hilarious! Juvenile but it tickled me (the posts, not the cock snot…). Still chuckling | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given? There's been a few belters over the years. This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole" Winston " One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa? | |||
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"I am curious does op keep it in the fridge?." Not any more. Not after the incident where the wrong pot got used when the local vicar came to visit and asked for some mayonaise on his sandwich... | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day Bizarre, in another post you are claiming you can't get an erecting!" I’m not surprised after shooting nearly two pints of spunk! | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " And the point is ?? | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day And the point is ??" He's low key starting a campaign against the whole dairy industry. That's my guess now. | |||
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"You should be in the circus m8. Im sure that they would sell lots of tickets for people to see you achieving such a fete " They'd need a warning the front rows might get wet, though. | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given? There's been a few belters over the years. This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole" Winston One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa?" http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463 You're welcome. Winston | |||
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"Santa comes once a year... Poor Santa. " Hence his big red sack? | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given? There's been a few belters over the years. This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole" Winston One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa? http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463 You're welcome. Winston " Then, unless it's been mentioned the classic tow ball up the jacksie thread.. Pure gold.. | |||
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"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given? There's been a few belters over the years. This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole" Winston One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa? http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463 You're welcome. Winston Then, unless it's been mentioned the classic tow ball up the jacksie thread.. Pure gold.." As you wish.... https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1057320 You're welcome. Winston | |||
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"As dubious as your claim is, the blue whale can reportedly deliver enough in one dose to fill a mini skip, so maybe hold off awarding yourself the title of king jizzard of the jungle for now" Always a put downer encourage the poor man he working to keep us alive in the NHS . On top of that how many blue whales have you seen on fab I know there some claiming to be heavy cummers . but this guy in s class of his own unless you check out my 2 gallon cum thread . | |||
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"As dubious as your claim is, the blue whale can reportedly deliver enough in one dose to fill a mini skip, so maybe hold off awarding yourself the title of king jizzard of the jungle for now" Pound for pound though/in relation to eaches size. I think the Dr is king Jizzard. Let's give him a hand...or two as his have fallen off. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day " You'd think a doctor would know how to spell litre. | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day You'd think a doctor would know how to spell litre. " I adressed that issuse earlier I the thread of course he a Dr | |||
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"Almost at the magic 175. I for one thought this thread would struggle to hit double figures. Boy was I wrong !" The comments, like OP just kept cumming | |||
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"I can cum one liter a day As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? " Is this why I can never get a bloody GP appointment | |||
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