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By *az00789 OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I can cum one liter a day

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Well done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day "

As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day "

Can I get that in old money non metric speak ?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can cum one liter a day "

I think the word ballocks comes to mind .

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By *az00789 OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall

It is good for you

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By *oliday slutCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"I can cum one liter a day "
well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that

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By *az00789 OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I can cum one liter a day well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that"

Try me to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is good for you"

If you're sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll get your medal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you measure it in a jug?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day

As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? "

Being a ‘doctor ‘ you’d think he’d be time limited. Unless full of shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics (and vids) or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green arrow is fun

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I take one litre and I raise you one litre … i cum one firebucket of manly hotjizz every day in the week and 2 firebuckets at weekends and my girlfriend - she is a plasterers radio of hotjizz. Like someone threw a bucket if blancmange over her every night - soft skin though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day

As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time?

Being a ‘doctor ‘ you’d think he’d be time limited. Unless full of shit?"

No wonder there's such long waiting times if this is how doctors are spending their days. (I am joking btw)

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"I can cum one liter a day "

Why did I feel compelled to read that in Borats voice

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I take one litre and I raise you one litre … i cum one firebucket of manly hotjizz every day in the week and 2 firebuckets at weekends and my girlfriend - she is a plasterers radio of hotjizz. Like someone threw a bucket if blancmange over her every night - soft skin though!! "

The eagle eyed amongst you will realise that post is a lie!!! I don’t have a girlfriend!!

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By *az00789 OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Lot wish ti be as i cun so much

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Green arrow is fun "

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Lot wish ti be as i cun so much "

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Are you typing with your left hand?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Dreamers

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By *az00789 OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall

So much cum i done today

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What are you using of a method of measurement?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much cum i done today "

Day off from playing doctors ?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I can cum one liter a day

As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? "

Really I thought a pilot or was it a lawyer been watching too much of catch me if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This informercial was sponsored by The Milk Marketing Board.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

How many cums does it take to make a litre?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Is it any wonder you were complaining the other day about your cum being pink. Think we might know why it's happening lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"How many cums does it take to make a litre?"

If you take the average 5ml of ejaculate per orgasm - into 1000ml which is a litre that would equate to 200 orgasms a day which is more than even my 190… so he’s probably miscounted!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Have matron up your medication, whatever you are on clearly isn't working for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure you're not just pissing milk?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Have matron up your medication, whatever you are on clearly isn't working for you."

Ooft Make that 191 you saucy minx !!

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By *ee_Preston_NewTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

Anybody else ever read or seen a Walt Disney Fantasy or Fairy tale ?

This is nonsense, please stop

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By *ysticalirishMan
over a year ago

Dundalk


"How many cums does it take to make a litre?

If you take the average 5ml of ejaculate per orgasm - into 1000ml which is a litre that would equate to 200 orgasms a day which is more than even my 190… so he’s probably miscounted!! "

That's heading into repetitive strain injury territory right away

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

The wrong side of the tracks.

Stories and fantasies in the story section please!

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By *ightNWet69Woman
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

Cool story

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

The wrong side of the tracks.

GREEN ARROW TIME!

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should give new threads like this rankings calculated with imbecile points and see which OP scores the highest at the end of the year..

I think we have a new leader at the moment.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper. "

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I can cum one liter a day

Can I get that in old money non metric speak ?"

A lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! "

Cracking me up that you are calculating it

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! "

Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day "

You know other mens doesn't count, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!!

Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks."

How bigs your hallway?

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By *ysticalirishMan
over a year ago

Dundalk


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!! "

Exactly. Don't encourage him. His testicles must already be the size of grapefruit as it is

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By *lick9Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What's that I can smell, is it rabbit , no wait a minute, is it sheep , oh hang on it could be goat . My mistake it's bullshit just like his veris lol

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!!

Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks.

How bigs your hallway? "

Big enough to fit both his balls in (just)

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Ok. Medically impossible but ok.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!!

Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks."

Ok the high bid is 14000 - can we go for the hall landing and stairs….. find out next week on Ant & Decs Limitless Jizz!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried going for 8 ltrs? Just could do with some leftover for when I wallpaper.

Dont tempt him!! Thats only 1600 wanks!!

Only 1600, we can do better than that, I could do the hallway too if he goes for 14000 wanks.

How bigs your hallway?

Big enough to fit both his balls in (just)"

Massive.

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By *urvy123babeWoman
over a year ago

cambridge

Given that you’re a “junior doctor”

Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal


"I can cum one liter a day

Can I get that in old money non metric speak ?

A lot"

I was taught 'A litre of water's a pint and three quarters'. I was never taught anything similar that rhymes with spunk or jizz though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that you’re a “junior doctor”

Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks "

Probably learnt his "doctor" skills from Google tbf… And got the badge out a Christmas cracker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that you’re a “junior doctor”

Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks

Probably learnt his "doctor" skills from Google tbf… And got the badge out a Christmas cracker. "

The doctor badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that you’re a “junior doctor”

Your forum posts have been somewhat questionable the last few weeks

Probably learnt his "doctor" skills from Google tbf… And got the badge out a Christmas cracker.

The doctor badge? "

Metaphorically speaking. You do have some sort of identification to say that you’re a qualified doctor…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I have my doubts about the reality of this claim.

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport


"I can cum one liter a day

As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time?

Being a ‘doctor ‘ you’d think he’d be time limited. Unless full of shit?"

How much of that do we estimate he can pass a day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we got one of these Fab professionals here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region."

Like a wizard’s sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread feels fully legit lol

Also, somebody pls contact the Guinness book of records ASAP.

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By *ightlifeCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

He,s a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a video or it never happened

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport


"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region."

Yeah, but did she have litre measure marks on the sides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a video or it never happened "

No chance he can do that. The camera will drown in spunk 1st.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did this thread get sooooooooo much traction ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did this thread get sooooooooo much traction ? "

Welcome to Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region.

Like a wizard’s sleeve "

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I can cum one liter a day well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that"

No, as they all drowned....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did this thread get sooooooooo much traction ? "

I thought it would stick

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By *otindiancpl2019Couple
over a year ago

The South/The Centre

Cum..... off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once filled a bucket with cum, she didn't know I referred to her as a bucket but she was big in the genetalia region.

Yeah, but did she have litre measure marks on the sides?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you actually mean a milliletre?

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"I can cum one liter a day "

That's rather improbable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pffft so many skeptics on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pffft so many skeptics on here. "

You’re spurting veritable fountains of the stuff too, are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pffft so many skeptics on here.

You’re spurting veritable fountains of the stuff too, are you?"

I only cum a gallon a day. The usual.

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport


"Do you actually mean a milliletre?"

Damn you woman! Next you'll be saying his penis isn't really a metre long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you actually mean a milliletre?

Damn you woman! Next you'll be saying his penis isn't really a metre long."

*stops typing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day "

(cl) or (ml)?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

So you sent the day jizzing into a jug?

Well I'm lost for words lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post reminds me of a porn site years ago that had guys fake cumming a lot. It was like a fireman's hose, looked absolutely terrible

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole


"Pics (and vids) or it didn't happen. "

Agreed

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

Just the one litre?

Pfft. Amateur, lol

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

No wonder all the paramedics are on strike - they’ve had enough of wading through your litres of cum to get to A&E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder all the paramedics are on strike - they’ve had enough of wading through your litres of cum to get to A&E.

"

lol

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By *im67Man
over a year ago

London

Sounds like your local sperm bank could do with a charitable donation then wouldn't want to let it all go to waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This chap should sell his services to any countries facing population decline. He could make a fortune!

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"I can cum one liter a day well you should at least have a dozen verifications telling just that"

His right hand verifying his left or the other way round?

To the OP: make sure you hydrate well. But also, have a think why you need to masturbate so much? If you get your cock too used to your hand, you'd be struggling to cum during an intercourse with a partner.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I can cum one liter a day "

Congratulations. What do you do with it all?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm guessing someone doesn't know what a litre is...

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By *winging Sally SeanCouple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

From reading your other forum posts, it seems you can produce one litre of pink cum everyday.

I think that might be a bottle of strawberry milkshake you have in your hand buddy.

When you cum, do you shout "Yazoo"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day

Congratulations. What do you do with it all? "

Ice lollies. V cooling for when the weather warms up.

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By *yjellyfishMan
over a year ago

bristol

Fill a condom for us to view in a pic please x

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

bet his curtains are a mess..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn he must beat his junk like it owes him money.

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By *im67Man
over a year ago

London


"bet his curtains are a mess.."

He's also run out of socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet his curtains are a mess..

He's also run out of socks "

And teddy bears are getting nervous...

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Chorley


"I can cum one liter a day "

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet his curtains are a mess..

He's also run out of socks

And teddy bears are getting nervous..."
Imagine a black light in his bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet his curtains are a mess..

He's also run out of socks

And teddy bears are getting nervous... Imagine a black light in his bedroom "

It'd look like a giant Jackson Pollock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day "

Do you calibrate your measuring jug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet his curtains are a mess..

He's also run out of socks

And teddy bears are getting nervous... Imagine a black light in his bedroom

It'd look like a giant Jackson Pollock"
Lol

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

That’s one big wanker.

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By *ysticalirishMan
over a year ago

Dundalk


"I can cum one liter a day

Congratulations. What do you do with it all?

Ice lollies. V cooling for when the weather warms up."

Cloudy lemonade

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Aldridge Prior ( viz ) springs to mind….

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Hope he's not using the same jug as he mixes his batter in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many cums does it take to make a litre?"

Around 200. Most guys average around 5mls each time they cum so I’m guessing something is definitely not adding up here!

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

He forgot one important word before litre. Milli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many cums does it take to make a litre?

Around 200. Most guys average around 5mls each time they cum so I’m guessing something is definitely not adding up here!"

I expected a much funnier punchline to that!

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish


"He forgot one important word before litre. Milli"

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By *ustABaldBeardedVikingMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

A shit has been chatted here.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Is that all?

Lightweight

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How many times do you cum to get to the litre point???

Hope you don't use the same jug for your gravy

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet


"I can cum one liter a day "

I’ve sussed it - it’s autocarrot again. He meant to type “I can bum one lifer a day”

OP - are you in prison?

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By *ucifer And MazikeenCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you internet. Just. Thank you.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

his bollocks must be like space hoppers,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day

I’ve sussed it - it’s autocarrot again. He meant to type “I can bum one lifer a day”

OP - are you in prison?"

Dont forget, 2 weeks ago he couldn't get hard because of his medication.

So maybe its just a back log.

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By *runkensailor59Man
over a year ago

Ilchester

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Rookie numbers kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

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By *runkensailor59Man
over a year ago

Ilchester

Then as a Doctor I’m sure you already know that you need to get that checked out! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?"

Do you think he should be awarded a cup?

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By *heswingerMan
over a year ago

the steel city sheffield

And, nobody likes a bragger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

Do you think he should be awarded a cup? "

Lifetime supply of Dioralyte sachets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

Do you think he should be awarded a cup?

Lifetime supply of Dioralyte sachets "

And some mittens.

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport


"I can cum one liter a day "

Bizarre, in another post you are claiming you can't get an erecting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure that you’re cumming and not going?

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By *hilliplisa790Couple
over a year ago

Paignton

Could make a fortune at the local sperm bank

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Those poor kittens

Oh.....liter, thought you had mispelt it, sorry.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?"

There's been a few belters over the years.

This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole"

Winston

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet


""cocksnot up your fartpipe" "

This made me spit out my drink!!!!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


""cocksnot up your fartpipe"

This made me spit out my drink!!!! "

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775

You're welcome.

Winston

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By *ysticalirishMan
over a year ago

Dundalk


"his bollocks must be like space hoppers,,"

He has to carry them around in a wheelbarrow

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet


""cocksnot up your fartpipe"

This made me spit out my drink!!!!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775

You're welcome.

Winston "

Thanks Winston! Oh my dear fellow, that’s one of the funniest threads I’ve ever read!!! Hilarious! Juvenile but it tickled me (the posts, not the cock snot…). Still chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

There's been a few belters over the years.

This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole"

Winston "

One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am curious does op keep it in the fridge?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am curious does op keep it in the fridge?."

Not any more. Not after the incident where the wrong pot got used when the local vicar came to visit and asked for some mayonaise on his sandwich...

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By *ewantmmfCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I think it might be wise for you to take some time out. All the wanking has clearly caused you some issues. On a serious note, if you need some sort if support or help, please do seek it.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I think you need a new measuring jug.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"I can cum one liter a day

Bizarre, in another post you are claiming you can't get an erecting!"

I’m not surprised after shooting nearly two pints of spunk!

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By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down


"I can cum one liter a day "

And the point is ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be in the circus m8. Im sure that they would sell lots of tickets for people to see you achieving such a fete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can cum one liter a day

And the point is ??"

He's low key starting a campaign against the whole dairy industry. That's my guess now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be in the circus m8. Im sure that they would sell lots of tickets for people to see you achieving such a fete "

They'd need a warning the front rows might get wet, though.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

That's a big amount of protein to eat?my bad hahahaha

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Honestly guys remember supporting the NHS duering covid

All the stress the nurse and doctors are under .he found a way to relief that stress and no doubt donating

The cum to a sperm bank .but he too shy to mention that fact .

And on top of that his threads have give us such laugh for old times

Sake a round of applause atleast .

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Remind me to never borrow a measuring cup from op! Or a pint of milk

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

We have to assume he's self medicating Morphine, which is what was causing the hallucinations.

Either that or he doesn't know the difference between cum and urine!!!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

There's been a few belters over the years.

This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole"

Winston

One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa?"

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463

You're welcome.

Winston

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By *askent1Man
over a year ago

Sittingbourne.

Quite, they must be huge!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Santa comes once a year... Poor Santa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa comes once a year... Poor Santa. "

Hence his big red sack?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

There's been a few belters over the years.

This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole"

Winston

One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa?

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463

You're welcome.

Winston "

Then, unless it's been mentioned the classic tow ball up the jacksie thread..

Pure gold..

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Can I just say this may be Fab's finest thread ever? Is there some sort of award it can be given?

There's been a few belters over the years.

This one's got a way to go yet before it's hits the dizzy heights of "cocksnot up your fartpipe" or "one man shed gang bang" or even "granny's curtain pole"

Winston

One man shed gangbang? Whaaaa?

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463

You're welcome.

Winston

Then, unless it's been mentioned the classic tow ball up the jacksie thread..

Pure gold.."

As you wish....

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1057320

You're welcome.

Winston

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A lot us give thought to threads we think will attract participatlon

Then one comes along now then from left field or fuck knows where and suprises us .with an award worthy thread .

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

As dubious as your claim is, the blue whale can reportedly deliver enough in one dose to fill a mini skip, so maybe hold off awarding yourself the title of king jizzard of the jungle for now

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

There should be a thread section for "Hall of fame"..

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"As dubious as your claim is, the blue whale can reportedly deliver enough in one dose to fill a mini skip, so maybe hold off awarding yourself the title of king jizzard of the jungle for now"

Always a put downer encourage the poor man he working to keep us alive in the NHS .

On top of that how many blue whales have you seen on fab

I know there some claiming to be heavy cummers . but this guy in s class of his own unless you check out my 2 gallon cum thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As dubious as your claim is, the blue whale can reportedly deliver enough in one dose to fill a mini skip, so maybe hold off awarding yourself the title of king jizzard of the jungle for now"

Pound for pound though/in relation to eaches size. I think the Dr is king Jizzard. Let's give him a hand...or two as his have fallen off.

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I can cum one liter a day "

You'd think a doctor would know how to spell litre.

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

Village life

I'm my head that would be amazing, in reality it's messy!

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Great thread! You’re not Hector the prize Hereford in Mr Sykes’ herd are you? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost at the magic 175.

I for one thought this thread would struggle to hit double figures.

Boy was I wrong !

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By *renda321TV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

CumCum Kaz, your pulling all our plonkers.

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

This is the same OP that couldn't get a hard on two weeks ago..

In your dreams....

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can cum one liter a day

You'd think a doctor would know how to spell litre. "

I adressed that issuse earlier I the thread of course he a Dr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost at the magic 175.

I for one thought this thread would struggle to hit double figures.

Boy was I wrong !"

The comments, like OP just kept cumming

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By *ongue in groveMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I wonder if he's ever measured his BS in litres?

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By *obj70Man
over a year ago

dudley/Bulgaria

You could be a cum millionaire if you opened an account at a sperm bank ! ??

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By *aebee93Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I can cum one liter a day

As a doctor you should advise yourself that this is not healthy. And where do you find the time? "

Is this why I can never get a bloody GP appointment

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

West Mainland, Orkney

Yeah. Right.

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