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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think mine is when she gets excited and pulls my skin to far back that my arse goes through the mattress

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Having kidney stones, from what my mother told me, it's worst then giving birth. And I was a britchbith

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

I had kidney stones once it was grim, I ended up in hospital on morphine to dull the pain. The doctor who saw me said that it rated higher than childbirth on the pain scale. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Spinal stenosis.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Slipped disc in my lower back, a few years ago. Before that, I trapped a nerve or something under my shoulderblade in my sleep. That was agony!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I think worst one was when I had gallbladder attacks...fuck me!!!that was real bad...

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By *ersuasion22Couple
over a year ago

Herts

"I think worst one was when I had gallbladder attacks...fuck me!!!that was real bad...

Me too. Worse than giving birth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no other pain I have experienced that even comes close to the pain of catching your foreskin when zipping up your trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicking your cock/balls with electric razor/trimmer.

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By *onrianMan
over a year ago

cork

Testicular torsion . Mis diagnosed as kidney stones . Nasty

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

gout absolute agony ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will second the kidney stones. It was so painfull it was making me vomit

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By *aite5793Man
over a year ago

stockton

Apparently a bite from a bullet Ant is one of the worst pains, it will make you forget you have kidney stones lol, however not something I’m likely to experience in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gout absolute agony ,"

I had gout in my left knee and right ankle I nearly cried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to back labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to back labour.

Horrible, and long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manual placenta removal. An emergency fisting if you will.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Back to back labour.

That was awful as was when I got bitten by a cat and my leg blew up like a balloon.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Fractured coccyx

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

the Dromara hills

The pain of knowing your desire is not reciprocated.

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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago

Manchester

At the works Xmas party, one of the women stood on my toe in her stilettos, felt like it went through my toe. Fractured my toe. Ouch. Still carn't decide if my first ride on a cock was pain or pleasure, went back for more and now it's pure pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your 2-1 up with seconds to go and they equalise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your 2-1 up with seconds to go and they equalise "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst pain I’ve gone through was pancreatitis. Holy moly, never want to get anything close to that again, felt like I was being stabbed in my kidneys over and over again

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Giving birth, never again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giving birth, never again!

Mrs "

They all say that then have 3 kids

When you catch your cock in the zip I promise you that never happens again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trapping your foreskin in a zip

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

In order of most to least pain for me:

Kidney Stones

Gallstones

Heart Attack

Guessing the more dangerous they are, the less painful they are. All the docs told me that they are all worse than having a baby but they were probably just trying to make me feel less of a wuss for crying.

(Bry)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I gave birth to 3 children but I’d say Endometriosis flare up.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"The pain of knowing your desire is not reciprocated."

Totally get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manual placenta removal. An emergency fisting if you will. "

My gf had that,I was shocked.The midwife couldn't do it and asked the sister for help. The sister just went straight in past the wrist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me a herniated disc in my back has been the worst.

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I recently completely tore my Achilles tendon.

It felt as if someone had kicked me in the back of the leg as physically hard as someone could.

I’ve recently had the operation and am currently in plaster

Would not recommend

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Gout and my numerous battles with. Absolutely excruciating. Thank goodness for modern medicines.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Most intense shutting my vans sliding door on my fingers, most debilitating a trapped nerve in my neck affecting my left arm

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

I 2nd testicular torsion. Wasn't nice, and the pain after surgery wasn't great either.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Vasectomy slipped disc but no losing your first love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current back pain! Started over a week ago! I can’t get comfortable, constantly in pain and pretty sure if I move a centimetre the wrong way I’ll fall! Other than that, fractured ribs!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones are the worst but a dislocated shoulder/kneecap is close

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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"My current back pain! Started over a week ago! I can’t get comfortable, constantly in pain and pretty sure if I move a centimetre the wrong way I’ll fall! Other than that, fractured ribs!

Mrs "

Sounds like you need a chiropractor, they will have you in positions you never thought possible, and you will come out in more pain than you went in, but the following day you will feel like a new woman. Nothing worse than back pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gout and my numerous battles with. Absolutely excruciating. Thank goodness for modern medicines.

Mr"

Ouchy, I literally feel your pain on this one. There’s so much I’ve had to change in my diet to try and avoid this. Have you tried colcichine when you get an attack ? Works a treat for me. Either that or naproxen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My current back pain! Started over a week ago! I can’t get comfortable, constantly in pain and pretty sure if I move a centimetre the wrong way I’ll fall! Other than that, fractured ribs!

Mrs

I’m from a healthcare background, no chiropractor is getting near me haha! I’m going to physio next week, I just don’t have time to go before then

Mrs

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By *hunkyKitKatSalesmanMan
over a year ago

Melksham

In no particular order…

Ruptured ACL

Kidney Stones

The bill from any solicitor

Standing on Lego

Fire ant bite

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

"I think worst one was when I had gallbladder attacks...fuck me!!!that was real bad...

This. Its the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen shoulder. Slept with 8 pillows a night and couldn’t lift my arm to shave for 3 months

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

A dislocated knee probably tops my list, above a dislocated shoulder. Thankfully, I’ve never had gall or kidney stones or gout.

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

I thought being stabbed was bad, then kidney stones trumped it, but when my gall bladder literally exploded it was like someone had cut me open and then inserted their hand and was pulling my insides out......made me pass out with the pain

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"My current back pain! Started over a week ago! I can’t get comfortable, constantly in pain and pretty sure if I move a centimetre the wrong way I’ll fall! Other than that, fractured ribs!

Mrs

I’m from a healthcare background, no chiropractor is getting near me haha! I’m going to physio next week, I just don’t have time to go before then

Mrs "

I have a horrible click in my shoulder and have been considering a chiropractor. Are they really that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigeminal neuralgia.

I’ve experienced three natural births on just gas and air but TN is the worst pain ever followed by covid headaches ?????

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"My current back pain! Started over a week ago! I can’t get comfortable, constantly in pain and pretty sure if I move a centimetre the wrong way I’ll fall! Other than that, fractured ribs!

Mrs

I’m from a healthcare background, no chiropractor is getting near me haha! I’m going to physio next week, I just don’t have time to go before then

Mrs

I have a horrible click in my shoulder and have been considering a chiropractor. Are they really that bad? "

In my experience of them, snake oil sellers - proper sports physiotherapy for me is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the pain of a broken heart obviously.

Although physical I'd suggest it's between paper cuts and kidney stones from seeing them lay a friend out.

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By *ungle VIP 1Man
over a year ago

colchester

Fell on a pint glass and cut through main artery, blood went everywhere and had to re decorated. But the pain when i was in hospital with clamps on it and nerves was the worst pain ive every felt and hopefully the worst ill ever feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache

I'm very fortunate not to have experienced any of the above, apart from giving birth

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Gout and my numerous battles with. Absolutely excruciating. Thank goodness for modern medicines.

I worked of diet, always have d*unk lots of water daily and increased exercise (which seemed to make it worse). My Doctor prescribed me Allopurinol to take daily. That was about 5 months ago after a year of constant attacks. Not an attack since. Sometimes a that tingle you get before an attack but it never develops into an attack.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Burst ear drum! Worse than labour! Gave birth 6 times! Burst ear drum once ! If I could choose b the 6 labour's less pain x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Gall stones and an incarcerated femoral hernia, both crippling pain

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Having my knee cap rotated 270 degrees from its original position via a high impact trauma and then them trying to straighten my leg an hour later

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By *mazonWoman67Couple
over a year ago

Diss (Norfolk/Suffolk border)

Broken collarbone and 5 broken ribs same time when I moved about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endometriosis. Worse than child birth

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Shingles

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Knee joint.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Giving birth, never again!

Mrs

They all say that then have 3 kids

When you catch your cock in the zip I promise you that never happens again "

No gain in catching your cock though is there, not comparable

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By *appytaffWoman
over a year ago

blackwood

"Worst pain I’ve gone through was pancreatitis. Holy moly, never want to get anything close to that again, felt like I was being stabbed in my kidneys over and over again "

Totally with you on that one x

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

I used to have horrendous pain with my PCOS and PMDD, now I just take the minipill all year round so I'm lucky my periods stopped

The other thing that comes to mind is my biggest tattoo on my right arm - wouldn't have been a problem, but it's heavily shaded and coloured, I kept needing extra breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's still origis' goal v Everton. 2nd December 2018, 96th minute winner.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

the Dromara hills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of the only times a man can cry is at 3 AM going to the toilet and catching your little toe on the edge of the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trigeminal neuralgia.

I’ve experienced three natural births on just gas and air but TN is the worst pain ever followed by covid headaches ?????"

You absolutely win, TN was worse than breaking my leg and being stabbed. Seriously thought my face was going to hurt forever

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By *aylamoonCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Manual placenta removal. An emergency fisting if you will. "

I still have nightmares about it! My placenta was out and intact but I retained some membrane from when they broke my waters. The doctor had his hand in there ages fishing for all the bits! Awful.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Stepping on Lego barefoot for me, can’t go near the stuff now.

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By *anysicoMan
over a year ago

cork

Urine retention from an enlarged prostate , not pleasant at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ex using your song as her first dance

Lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pain of knowing your desire is not reciprocated."
sounds like a morrissey lyric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing your person! ??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Acute cholecystitis in gall bladder. Oh my , give me that morphine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping jalapeño chillies up. Then not washing your hands before going to the loo.

I thought id spilt molten lava on my budgies tongue.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The operation site from my orchiectomy, it was in my lower abdomen. I never realised how much is connected or passes through there, move your toes and instant agony.

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By *dventuresWithEveWoman
over a year ago

SW Birmingham outskirts

Dental pain from a root abscess that extends into the sinuses. Felt like I wanted to split my own head up with an axe to make it go away

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Broke four ribs quite badly 2 years ago. Wasn't so bad at first, and the hospital only gave me paracetamol and sent me home.

But on the second day I had a coughing fit and muscle seizure. Honestly felt like I was dying! Couldn't breathe, crying from pain, total body lockdown.

A twisted testicle last year was a close second in terms of accutenes of pain.

I thought I had a fairly high pain threshold, I lived with hemmeroids for years without complaining, passed kidney stones, reset dislocated fingers on the rugby field (and finished the games), worked all day on building sites with broken bones, gave myself sutures in the mirror etc.

So I thought I was a pretty tough guy! But that rib incident is the only time I've ever been reduced to tears by physical pain!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Multiple sclerosis with lots of hypersensitivity

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By *hazndave1Man
over a year ago

wallasey

Gout. Worse pain I’ve ever had including my broken back and chemo treatment for cancer. Gout is so bad that you can’t even rest a bedsheet on it lol. First time I had it I thought that I had broken my ankle and then at hospital some old wise nurse looked at it and straight away said that’s gout!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby said, standing on Lego 6 nodule

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I think worst one was when I had gallbladder attacks...fuck me!!!that was real bad...

Yes this !

So glad to be gallbladder free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to back labour.

Im with you there. Back to back labour for hours and hours only to end up emergency c section.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always scared when I hear a woman likes Meatloaf

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Having to get circumcised as an adult. The procedure itself was easy. However the after care was not so good. While I had painkillers and anti inflammatory tablets, for most of the six weeks while healing and the stitches dissolve they offered no medicine that would help stop me from getting an erection. They only said try not to get an erection as it will pull on the stitches and can tear them?! Avoiding getting an erection while I was awake for that time was fairly easy considering how painful that would be. However when I could sleep, I have no control over things and every healthy male naturally has one or more erections through the night. I can not even begin to describe the pain I would wake up in and how panicked I was that I’d tear the stitches and open the wound up x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Tooth ache is a pain quite unlike anything I've ever experienced

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By *orthernchap72Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Me too, morphine the lot, nearly blacked out in pain

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

Newferry, wirral

when you break your leg and you mates convince you its nothing and you should walk it off, and the first step you take your leg shortens by 4 inches as the bones slide past each other, "hope thats not to graphic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you break your leg and you mates convince you its nothing and you should walk it off, and the first step you take your leg shortens by 4 inches as the bones slide past each other, "hope thats not to graphic""

Turned my stomach a little bit. That's horrible!!!

Do you have to wear one big show now? (That bits a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe*?,

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

"Manual placenta removal. An emergency fisting if you will.

My gf had that,I was shocked.The midwife couldn't do it and asked the sister for help. The sister just went straight in past the wrist!"

I suppose the only plus point was that your gf had nothing wrong with her rectum, sounds like the sister would have been in her element

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The operation site from my orchiectomy, it was in my lower abdomen. I never realised how much is connected or passes through there, move your toes and instant agony."

It funny ( not ha-ha funny obviously ) how similar operations can effect people differently . Post GRS, the pain wasn’t that bad at all that I remember. Uncomfortable sure, but not pain as much.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Broken teeth which left the exposed nerve hanging free! Put your tongue on that and then you know what real pain is !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hubby said, standing on Lego 6 nodule

That poor man has been scared for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, the pain from standing on a stonefish is... "the worst pain known to man."

Quite the claim. Billy Connolly done a hilarious routine on how they would measure all of the different pain levels, well worth a watch on youtube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something I saw elsewhere was asking what is worse, giving birth or being kicked in the nuts?

Since no-one can experience both, some might argue tgat it's difficult to say, but think of it this way.

After giving birth, after some time, a woman might suggest having another baby, but you sure won't hear any man say 'I'll have another kuck in the plums, thanks'

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

For me it'd be more than likely the death of someone very close. Still leaves that horrible feeling in the chest

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Dipping your finger with a fresh paper cut into a bag of salt n vinegar Discos

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

The death of my father… very painful still is 9 years on x

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Smashing thigh bone through my pelvis

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By *g1231974Man
over a year ago

wetherby

Cluster headaches

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