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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Few years ago I had slight rash on my thigh, I went to the Doctor and as she was checking it, touching it. I got a semi on. She noticed straight away, I saw a little smile cross her face. She just carried on and acted professional. Any guys had similar experience ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes also in the doctors thought i had a lump on my balls, female doc was feeling them and up it popped she never said anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They see it all the time it's par for the course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love erections, appropriate, inappropriate, who cares?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love erections, appropriate, inappropriate, who cares?! "

Thank you Dr Swingingandloving it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love erections, appropriate, inappropriate, who cares?! "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep chatting about them guys its a real turn on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep chatting about them guys its a real turn on "
something women don't have to worry about, can't tell if their pussy is moist lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that depends on how moist she is, ive had a couple of embarrasing moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that depends on how moist she is, ive had a couple of embarrasing moments "

Oh yes?? Keep going ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that depends on how moist she is, ive had a couple of embarrasing moments

Oh yes?? Keep going ... "

Chairing a meeting at work horny as hell and receiving naughty texts at the same time.

One text certainly had the desired effect and I suddenly felt a mini gush and had to stay in my chair til meeting had ended and everyone had gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that depends on how moist she is, ive had a couple of embarrasing moments

Oh yes?? Keep going ...

Chairing a meeting at work horny as hell and receiving naughty texts at the same time.

One text certainly had the desired effect and I suddenly felt a mini gush and had to stay in my chair til meeting had ended and everyone had gone "
Very nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep chatting about them guys its a real turn on something women don't have to worry about, can't tell if their pussy is moist lol"

You'd be surprised; I've known a few 'drippers' in my time lol

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Yeh happens along to me ESP when I'm tired for some strange reason and its big hard to hide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh happens along to me ESP when I'm tired for some strange reason and its big hard to hide lol "

Hiding it is so unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18 I had a hernia in my groin that dropped further down, when I went to see my doc, he had a trainee with him, she held my cock to one side as he inspected and prodded around, the whole time my cock was slowly growing as this mid 20's nurse was holding my cock. I think I died at the time, she just keep looking at what the doc was doing and didn't bat an eyelid lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I had a hernia in my groin that dropped further down, when I went to see my doc, he had a trainee with him, she held my cock to one side as he inspected and prodded around, the whole time my cock was slowly growing as this mid 20's nurse was holding my cock. I think I died at the time, she just keep looking at what the doc was doing and didn't bat an eyelid lol. "

She probably ran straight off to the toilets afterwards though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about getting out of the pool and you have a semi.

Happened to me when I was about15 was so embarrassed at the time as all my sisters friends were there at the pool side and all older than me.

Red face day lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Poolside incidents and slow dances are when the old fun size mars bar make itself noticed . Girls see the red face glance down . I have to look away . What do I do I never smile back or wink . Anyone see superstars . The two brothers were in a race in Lycra carrying obvious semis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I had a hernia in my groin that dropped further down, when I went to see my doc, he had a trainee with him, she held my cock to one side as he inspected and prodded around, the whole time my cock was slowly growing as this mid 20's nurse was holding my cock. I think I died at the time, she just keep looking at what the doc was doing and didn't bat an eyelid lol.

She probably ran straight off to the toilets afterwards though "

I dont that, as a nurse myself, its about being professional when such things happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family holiday when i was 15... went away with my parents and my aunt,uncle. We were around the pool, me laying on a sun lounger and my aunt on another , we were facing each other chatting..she was wearing a bikini i had some fairly loose fitting swimming shorts on..

My aunt was 35 at the time and had a nice body....after a while of laying chatting, i could feel my cock get hard.. She noticed and i went bright red...went and jumped in the pool too cool off!

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

When I was 14 and going out with my first gf I had a constant hard on so kept my coat on and it was a sweltering Summer and she kept telling me to take it off but I wouldn't lol

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

i was out of work a good few years ago so i was doing some nude modelling work for the local uni's and art colleges,apparently there weren't many guys doing it and as i was able to sit/stand quite still for the artists to draw/paint i was much in demand and i got plenty of work.

obne day at aston uni i was ready to pose for the afternoon and not many had come back from the pub so there were only 4 young ladies there to start the session,the lecture had left them by themselves to do the class so i took up a naked pose ready and they began to draw me,after a couple of 15-20 minute sessions wih a litle break in between i took up the pose but the ol' cock was starting to rise as it being a warm day with the sun shining through the windows,i said to the guys "what would you do if i got stiff?,only i can feel it rising a bit",it's ok,would just draw it as you are said one girl at the front of the class.

okay i said,just lock the door in case of intruders i said and just dropped my towel and stood there with a bloody good hard on!,no one said anything and thy just drew me.

another time,another class and there was only one young lady came back from the pub and being a warm day it start to rise again,i looked a bit sheepishly at her and shrugged my shoulders apologetically,but she said it's ok!,so i took it in hand and gave it a nice stroking as she continued to draw me,she got her camera out(sometimes they did take a pic so they could copy from it to finish the drawing or painting)and took a few pics as i cum!,i gave her a wink and she smiled and i just cleaned myself and the mess on the floor,nothing was ever mentioned about it by me or her,but i did get plenty of offers for more classes!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 17 I went to the doctor's for an STI test after foolishly having quite a bit of sex bareback. The doctor was this gorgeous indian woman who's uniform was tight and she was extremely curvy where it counted. I wanted nothing more to ravish her on her desk right then and there...then came the massively unpleasant swab test and I failed to produce an erection underthose circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I had a hernia in my groin that dropped further down, when I went to see my doc, he had a trainee with him, she held my cock to one side as he inspected and prodded around, the whole time my cock was slowly growing as this mid 20's nurse was holding my cock. I think I died at the time, she just keep looking at what the doc was doing and didn't bat an eyelid lol.

She probably ran straight off to the toilets afterwards though

I dont that, as a nurse myself, its about being professional when such things happen."

Which part ? Being professional or running off to the toilet after ...or both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive given many men inappropriate erections

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Few years ago I had slight rash on my thigh, I went to the Doctor and as she was checking it, touching it. I got a semi on. She noticed straight away, I saw a little smile cross her face. She just carried on and acted professional. Any guys had similar experience ?"

its the main reason to go to the gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well guys it will never end - im a carer and on occasion have to tend to personal care - assisted an 80 plus gent with a full strip wash and dressing - a very def semi every morning -

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