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By *yrshirelass86 OP Woman
over a year ago

kil

I don’t know if others find this strange but I met and old school friend last night and he literally just put the tip of his cock in and out my fanny just to hear my first moan… after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? I’m like wtf no it was shit after the first 4 times you done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He obviously hasn't heard the phrase "ladies first" xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know if others find this strange but I met and old school friend last night and he literally just put the tip of his cock in and out my fanny just to hear my first moan… after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? I’m like wtf no it was shit after the first 4 times you done it. "

That's not a strange thing as such. He's been a dck.

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By *yrshirelass86 OP Woman
over a year ago

kil

I’d have no problem with it if he at least finished me off after it but no he literally came on me and just rolled off for a cuddle

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Farted in a guys face as he was blowing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Blimey ! What did he say when you told him it was rubbish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl once asked if she could take her wig off when I was fucking her

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I met someone off Facebook years ago for the first time and when I was fucking her my shoulder dislocated haha

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By *yrshirelass86 OP Woman
over a year ago

kil

"Blimey ! What did he say when you told him it was rubbish? "

He just said I thought you were enjoying it you kept letting out little moans every time I entered

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Blimey ! What did he say when you told him it was rubbish?

He just said I thought you were enjoying it you kept letting out little moans every time I entered

Well that's an experience never to be repeated

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I once snapped my banjo string with a college girlfriend. I must have lost a couple of pints of blood.

Another college girlfriend left some pretty nasty teeth marks in a clumsy blowjob disaster. Took weeks to go.

Fell off the bed a few times.

Also had both legs go into cramp for no reason. That killed my ardour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex wife walking in

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cramp in the leg

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

"A girl once asked if she could take her wig off when I was fucking her

That reminds me of my lengthy visit to a club in Florida some years ago. I was doing my best for Queen and country with an attractive American couple. With the end almost upon me her wig fell off and blew towards the pool. From my position and in the gloom it looked like her head had fallen off with her husband running to retrieve it. Instant deflation and much laughter. Stiff drinks and round two later.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? "

Ten minutes is impressive. I have had men cum immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.

Dislocated my shoulder.

Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.

Some not so nice things that have happened to me:

- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)

- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite

- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.

Dislocated my shoulder.

Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.

Some not so nice things that have happened to me:

- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)

- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite

- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)

That must have been one crazy sex session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cramp in the leg "

Me too! I try and ignore the warning signs by moving my leg around. A lot. They must think I’m very enthusiastic!

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

Wtf. After second time, I'll of said that was shite. Now fuck off

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

"I’d have no problem with it if he at least finished me off after it but no he literally came on me and just rolled off for a cuddle

Selfish twat

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"Snapped banjo."

That's enough forum for me today

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Sometines my left leg goes into a very painful cramp when I'm close to orgasm. It's so painful I have to stop and it takes a min or two for the pain to go even after I stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely these days as soon as off peak electricity comes on it's either jump off or pull out,washing machine machine on and tumble dryer lol

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
over a year ago

Fantasy Land

Broken foot

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

Her husband came home from nights early. I had no idea she was married.

We heard the electric garage door start to roll up, she thought she was getting burgled. Looked out the window and saw his car. I had to grab all of my stuff and go hide in another room.

Once they’d both gone to bed, she text me saying he was sleeping and I let myself out the back door.

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Broken foot

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I thought me dislocating my shoulder whilst fucking her was bad lol

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

- come in the eye. Do not recommend

- one guy was so enthusiastic he fucked me right off the bed. The weird part was that he hot really upset/mad because I kept laughing.

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"- come in the eye. Do not recommend

- one guy was so enthusiastic he fucked me right off the bed. The weird part was that he hot really upset/mad because I kept laughing.

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lmao

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By *ampire69Man
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

Calf cramp OMG never known pain like it, cramping pains for 20+ mins

sperm stains all over a girls tights and she had to go back into the wedding function very very close call her husband was a monster

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can’t believe nobody has mentioned fanny farts!

One job I worked in there was a gay lad who’d never been with a woman there and the subject came up and he didn’t believe it was a real thing. Pre net days so he asked his sister!

Apparently he had to wait 5 mins for her to stop laughing before she confirmed to him they’re a real thing!

Did exes banjo in once blood everywhere! I thought I’d broken it permanently!

Numerous times falling off the bed it’s a bit of a bad habit of mine, broke a bed once (cheap slats one), knocking lamps over etc but I’m quite accident prone anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ?

Ten minutes is impressive. I have had men cum immediately"

To be fair, I'm not surprised.

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By *ylonloverboy69Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

"Ex wife walking in

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did she not join in?

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By *ylonloverboy69Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

"Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.

Dislocated my shoulder.

Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.

Some not so nice things that have happened to me:

- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)

- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite

- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)

That must have been one crazy sex session."
having a shite mid flow is new on me. You’ve had some classy meets

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By *uriousblondwifeCouple
over a year ago

wickford

"Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.

Dislocated my shoulder.

Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.

Some not so nice things that have happened to me:

- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)

- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite

- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)

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no messing about here hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapped banjo."

Arrrrggghhh yesss….that’s happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex wife walking in

did she not join in? "

She was only his ex wife when she walked out

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Wtf. After second time, I'll of said that was shite. Now fuck off"

Christ

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By *ad_buddiesCouple
over a year ago

London

Broken wrist and sprained ankle

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I orgasmed.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 29/01/23 07:01:54]

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through "

No-one said anything, my partner was just watching...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through

No-one said anything, my partner was just watching...

At any point did your partner shout out "you've got 4 yeses"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through

No-one said anything, my partner was just watching...

At any point did your partner shout out "you've got 4 yeses"

SEVEN !

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through

No-one said anything, my partner was just watching...

At any point did your partner shout out "you've got 4 yeses"

SEVEN ! "

Lol...we did say this afterwards to each other

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Had a full blown argument with an ex while fucking. I can’t remember what the argument was about, but she was crazy, so it was probably about something strange and/or banal. We carried on for a while, until it all got too weird!

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"Snapped banjo.

Arrrrggghhh yesss….that’s happened to me

Don't think there's 2 words that can kill a hard on quicker.

Has never yet happened to me as I'm very wary of people playing too rough with my member, and I intend to keep it that way by any means necessary, even if it means I have to give someone a slap.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"I orgasmed.

That's some crazy shit

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By *wabathMan
over a year ago

Bath

I fell asleep once, and I was on top

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Got interrupted by a vicar on a bicycle...

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Blimey ! What did he say when you told him it was rubbish?

He just said I thought you were enjoying it you kept letting out little moans every time I entered

Obviously he can't distinguish between moans of pleasure and moans of disappointment lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a ladies both eyes roll white while was inside her freak me out thought she was having a seizure until she orgasmed told me she always did it when orgasming never happened with any more ladies

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By *ill1411Man
over a year ago

Durham

"Snapped banjo."
been there done that, the blood, dear god the blood. The doctor said I must have been going like a bullet I just said no we'd been at it all night, I was young and very fit ????

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By *armale69Man
over a year ago

warrington

Hubby rang his wife just as she was Cumming. Sure not the only business trip she had some fun on

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Bed broke, legs from top end completely collapsed. I ended up on the floor, her at odd angle on the bed. Worst thing was it wasn't either of our bed and actually a friends daughters bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a old fwb pussy fart as we switched positions & I've also gotta cramped once mid sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help with that, I have the cure!

Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While giving a facial I hit the back of her throat causing her to gag and then as she moved her head I got her eyes

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

My other half once pushed me off a bed when we went away for the weekend ,in his haste to get stuck in lol .

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was in a hotel having sex with a man who'd been to the races. The room had two single beds and a gap opened up between them. I fell through and landed on piles and piles of banknotes. He had obviously hidden his winnings !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo when I was a teenager

Tremendous pain but it then stopped so I carried on….blood everywhere over both of us !!!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Have visions of you holding up score cards for technical merit etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive headbutted hubby and broke a tooth.

Fallen off the bed countless times.

The wind that just catches you by surprise

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged

Have visions of you holding up score cards for technical merit etc.

XX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying cramp is a big one, in the bridge between ball and bumhole! Not great! Also woman letting out a fart when I make her cum... With my mouth... Bit worse

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By *unkymale65Man
over a year ago

Worksop

I was receiving a lovely blowjob from a sexy woman in her bedroom. I was in heaven enjoying every second when all of a sudden her dog sneaked into the bedroom and jumped on top of me. Nearly gave me a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While going at it in the back of an old Fiat 126 (front seatins tilted forward and her legs over my shoulders), the seat dropped down trapping my legs and locking us in position.

Had to wait for my mate (whose car it was) to return from dropping his girlfiend off (an d popping in for.a bit) to rescue us.

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ive headbutted hubby and broke a tooth.

Fallen off the bed countless times.

The wind that just catches you by surprise "

Hence you should never eat sprouts, beens or a curry before commencing sexual shenanigans lol.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

1.Had a blowjob off a girl i was seeing who neglected to tell me about her broken tooth which sliced my bellend open.

2. Had ex gf do a maga fart as i was licking her pussy. Boy it was a howler.

3. Another ex gf's yorkie terrier came in to the room as she started screaming with an orgasm and the little bastard bit my ball sac. Trying to protect her i guess thinking i had hurt her. Fucking blood everywhere.A&E staff thought it was well funny. Bastards

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Her nail raked across my erect bell end. It was only a graze type scratch, but I bled like a stuck pig.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cramp in the leg "

Cramp is awful, I had it in my hip and had to stop everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking my ex girlfriend like crazy, cowgirl Cumming in her arse and once we stopped her flatmates phone started ringing, we both looked up, she was looking through the door and promptly legged it

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The guy I had just slept with kept my socks and gave me a new pair to go home in, I don't know what he does with them, but I like my new socks so I'm all happy

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Curtain rail fell off taking the curtain netting down as well leaving the upstairs neighbor full view from his section of the garden

The cheek of him just banged on the window as we covered ourselves with the duvet

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