FabSwingers.com forum: Profile tips

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any tips in improving my profile

Thanks guys

Tom x

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

First and foremost, you have a very desireable body Tom, infact right-up Mrs Lincs street.

Sadly, your choice of words makes your profile one of the most arrogant we have ever come across.

All it tells us is "Stay well away!".

The vast majority of female members (& wives in general) have wobbly bits, rejecting them so brashly leaves a very small minority to pick from. Consequently we suspect those "fat ugly birds" you refer to will be getting far more action than yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First and foremost, you have a very desireable body Tom, infact right-up Mrs Lincs street.

Sadly, your choice of words makes your profile one of the most arrogant we have ever come across.

All it tells us is "Stay well away!".

Have to agree with the above Tom. Crackling would love to get her hands on your bod too, but the attitude which comes over in your profile would have her reaching for the block button faster than Superman shagged Lois Lane...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am confident and sexy, I also have wobbly bits and I'm to old and am no doubt ugly in some people's eyes but I won't loose a wink of sleep over it because they are your preferences and I wish you luck with them

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

your curret status about fat ugly birds makes you sound like a bitter little boy to be honest.

your profile text is ok, you deal with voicing your preference for slim women well and your body will win you some fans i guess.

maybe pad it out a bit with what you like sexually, what meet can expect from you etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't read your profile or look at your pics. The status about 100's of fat ugly birds is more than enough to base judgement on.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

offensive.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First and foremost, you have a very desireable body Tom, infact right-up Mrs Lincs street.

Sadly, your choice of words makes your profile one of the most arrogant we have ever come across.

All it tells us is "Stay well away!".

There's nothing wrong with preferences - just don't go starting threads bemoaning a lack of meets when no-one measures up to your profile requirements!!

There are better ways of expressing your tastes tbh - but it's your profile so your 'shop window'.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

All your profile and especially your status tells anyone that reads it is that your very arrogant and think your gods gift.

If you aren't into anyone that's over a certain size or has wobbly bits there's better ways of putting it.

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By *oyemunsonMan
over a year ago

newbury

Let him keep his profile like it, leaves all the hot girls with wobbly bits for the rest of us!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Let him keep his profile like it, leaves all the hot girls with wobbly bits for the rest of us! "

hahaha i like your style!!

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By *ustyBrunette35Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Any tips in improving my profile"

Delete it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let him keep his profile like it, leaves all the hot girls with wobbly bits for the rest of us! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All your profile and especially your status tells anyone that reads it is that your very arrogant and think your gods gift.

If you aren't into anyone that's over a certain size or has wobbly bits there's better ways of putting it. "

So what's the differnce to this, than women and couples who post stating a certain size of cock only?

It's all down to preference. The op has only stated that he likes slim girls. Nothing wrong at all - just like women and couples that state what size of cock they want.

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By *oyemunsonMan
over a year ago

newbury

"All your profile and especially your status tells anyone that reads it is that your very arrogant and think your gods gift.

If you aren't into anyone that's over a certain size or has wobbly bits there's better ways of putting it.

So what's the differnce to this, than women and couples who post stating a certain size of cock only?

It's all down to preference. The op has only stated that he likes slim girls. Nothing wrong at all - just like women and couples that state what size of cock they want. "

Is more the way he worded it.

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast

"All your profile and especially your status tells anyone that reads it is that your very arrogant and think your gods gift.

If you aren't into anyone that's over a certain size or has wobbly bits there's better ways of putting it.

So what's the differnce to this, than women and couples who post stating a certain size of cock only?

It's all down to preference. The op has only stated that he likes slim girls. Nothing wrong at all - just like women and couples that state what size of cock they want. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tips in improving my profile

Delete it."

let him leave it up at least we k ow who to avoid

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By *ustyBrunette35Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

"So what's the differnce to this, than women and couples who post stating a certain size of cock only?

It's all down to preference. The op has only stated that he likes slim girls. Nothing wrong at all - just like women and couples that state what size of cock they want. "

He doesn't mention the word 'slim' on his profile.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

[Removed by poster at 30/12/12 17:51:26]

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

'If there are any fat ugly birds who rate themselves far to highly please message me! Oh wait... There are hundreds on here!!!'

I think this is the part people have an issue with, doesn't come across friendly or pleasant at all!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All your profile and especially your status tells anyone that reads it is that your very arrogant and think your gods gift.

If you aren't into anyone that's over a certain size or has wobbly bits there's better ways of putting it.

So what's the differnce to this, than women and couples who post stating a certain size of cock only?

It's all down to preference. The op has only stated that he likes slim girls. Nothing wrong at all - just like women and couples that state what size of cock they want.

Because most people have the decency to phrase it better, I'm mostly talking about his status. Of course he can state his preference anyone can but it comes across badly the way it's written "

Agree re the status is in bad taste. But the actual profile text. Wobbly bits can hardly be described as offensive.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Deffinate avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most arrogant profile i have read all day. Tone it down, and you may have luck. Everyone loves themself, even us bigger girls with 'wobbly bits', but you take your love of yourself to extreme. If you were chocolate you would eat yourself. Well maybe not, as that might give you wobbly bits.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"Let him keep his profile like it, leaves all the hot girls with wobbly bits for the rest of us!

hahaha i like your style!!

I love a girl I can get a hold of none of us are in our prime anymore but experience counts for a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

You'll do really really well on here. Keep it up, dont change a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

So a woman larger than size 8 is fat and lazy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

And that plus your status..... hmmmmm good luck not many women like slim trolling men

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

So a woman larger than size 8 is fat and lazy?

I have been with women from size 8 to 26 and never been disappointed maybe your doing something wrong

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

I suspect the fat lazy women are sighing a huge sense of relief...

good luck for future meets tho.. have fun

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By *arkchestCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"
To call fat or women with wobbly bits lazy is a bit off is it not???? Overweight people are no lazier than a slim person. Delete it and start again or you will never get any fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tips in improving my profile

Thanks guys

Tom x"

Well must say the body is decent but the profile itself is arrogant and offensive, hardly surprising you have had 1 meet in 7 week.

No wonder so many single guys struggle to get meets and then moan about later in the forums,,, guys like you dont help their case!

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By *oyemunsonMan
over a year ago

newbury

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

So a woman larger than size 8 is fat and lazy?

That's why I like them, easier to chase down! Not like these slim ones, their like whippets!! Lol

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

So a woman larger than size 8 is fat and lazy?

That's why I like them, easier to chase down! Not like these slim ones, their

like whippets!! Lol

Skinny ones break very easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

Im a size 16, go pole dancing 3 times a week, swimming twice a week, and work 45 hours a week. Im hardly lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooppss fatty here..and on that note..im oot!

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

Im a size 16, go pole dancing 3 times a week, swimming twice a week, and work 45 hours a week. Im hardly lazy."

I would love to see you on a pole

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

So a size ten is fat now? I've seen some profiles and posts in my short time here but you are quite something,

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By *asperthedogCouple
over a year ago

midlands

put what you like down on your profile. You'll get more success if you join a club, that's my advice.

not keen on boxing out of my weight either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

So a size ten is fat now? I've seen some profiles and posts in my short time here but you are quite something, "

I'm curious why you're not as specific in your profile text then OP!

Must be a right ball ache sending "Thanks, but no thanks" meesages to all those size 10 lard arses queining up to jump your bones!

If only there was a filter based on size i'm sure your inbox wouldn't be overflowing as much as it undoubtedly is!

Good luck!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I think your post and status message is actually very offensive, just hope that potential meets don't use the forums!!

But good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may be worth changing your user name to

Arrogantstatus

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

lol a size 16 weighing into the conversation.

I agree with the others, offensive to the majority of women. I do think that women should be curvy and love the guys who adore them that way.

I've been with skinny guys, and I was bruised to buggery. I like a bit of meat on a guy too.

I block and avoid guys who can't appreciate women fully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"
I'm only a size 5 ................feet

Can I have a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ugly fat bird who is far too up her own arse here, who would like to say she shares some of the sentiments expressed by the others!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"this persons status is aimed at me as we planned a meet and I had to work, he messaged me stating " thanks for wasting my time fatty" obviously this person has lots of class and has women queing at the door!. Anson far from a lazy woman but over size 8 yea and you messaged me asking to meet me ???? but you know what have fun on your meets I certainly know I will be on mine "

I hope you reported him for abusive messages! I take it this thread was just to draw attention to himself then. Oh dear. Some people really have nothing better to do with their day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me"

Well us fat birds don't do arrogant guys either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

Well us fat birds don't do arrogant guys either. "

well said sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

Well us fat birds don't do arrogant guys either.

well said sweetie xx

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ahahahaha, the OP would shit a brick if a real woman approached him.

I can just imagine the number of young, size0-8 model types on here that are now forming an orderly que to the OP's inbox.

Ahahahahahaha. Ahahahahahaha

. Best laugh I've had all day!

Ahahahahaa

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for meI'm only a size 5 ................feet

Can I have a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't like fat lazy women sorry guys. It's size 8 or less for me

Well us fat birds don't do arrogant guys either.

well said sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've considered going on a diet to get down to a size 8, but I'm just too lazy and know chocalate is a million times tastier than the op

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