FabSwingers.com forum: Thick cocks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better?????

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

I might hang around in here for a while

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I find the person it's attached to matters more than the size of the implement itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm mine will not go through a toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats annoying OP. Did you have to buy a normal toilet roll holder instead?

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By *zlakMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better????? "

Have had the lock jaw complaint too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a thick cock

Please apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a thick hard cock

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By *igvapidMan
over a year ago

St Marys

A thread for guys making love to toilet rolls…

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Brb off to check something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brb off to check something "

Is being unable to put your cock through a toilet roll tube the new barometer of whether your cocks thick or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might hang around in here for a while

Might as well too , not much on TV

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

Croydon Area

My wife loves thick cocks! And boy do I love watching one stretch her out

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I struggle with thick cock syndrome! No1 has yet been able to gobble it down to the balls

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I might hang around in here for a while

Might as well too , not much on TV

there never is, just gives me more time to perv on here

Sarah x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge. "

I did have a meet with a lovely guy who was known as 'can'

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

I did have a meet with a lovely guy who was known as 'can'

haha Fabs wont let me write the other word for Cola

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

I did have a meet with a lovely guy who was known as 'can'

haha Fabs wont let me write the other word for Cola

He was known as that?

Well... you must have had fun.

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By *onda Coxor2Woman
over a year ago

nosey cunt.

Try the new charmin bog roll. It doesn't have an inner tube so might be a bit more flexible and accommodating

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"Brb off to check something

Is being unable to put your cock through a toilet roll tube the new barometer of whether your cocks thick or not? "

Not quite, just checking if I had toilet paper

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

I did have a meet with a lovely guy who was known as 'can'

haha Fabs wont let me write the other word for Cola

He was known as that?

Well... you must have had fun.

Widened my horizon's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick dick here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving all the feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brb off to check something

Is being unable to put your cock through a toilet roll tube the new barometer of whether your cocks thick or not?

Not quite, just checking if I had toilet paper "

Don't leave me hanging. Did you have any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick dick here"

Lol.

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By *altyMouthsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Soft, strong and very long. Well two out of three wouldn't be so bad

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge. "

Can't wait to see the pics... lol

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Soft, strong and very long. Well two out of three wouldn't be so bad"

yea the first one of those would be terrible

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

I did have a meet with a lovely guy who was known as 'can'

haha Fabs wont let me write the other word for Cola

He was known as that?

Well... you must have had fun.

Widened my horizon's

Bravo. Favourite post of the day easily.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"Brb off to check something

Is being unable to put your cock through a toilet roll tube the new barometer of whether your cocks thick or not?

Not quite, just checking if I had toilet paper

Don't leave me hanging. Did you have any? "

Well stocked up ! Love these threads to remind us about the little things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick dick here

Lol. "

Want to elaborate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get any points if it fits inside the toilet roll. Just asking for a friend of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kitchen roll is the next level….I struggle to get mine in but can with a big push effort

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick dick here

Lol.

Want to elaborate?"

It read (to me) as if you were calling yourself a thick dick, and that you were here.

As opposed to confirming that you've got one.

Has been a long day lol.

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

It’s when you get the “Ooooh” reaction when the beast is revealed (which is nice)….followed by the “if you think you’re gonna put that anywhere near my arse you can forget it!”

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Kitchen roll is the next level….I struggle to get mine in but can with a big push effort

ok !! the kitchen roll has a diameter of 50mm , yes people I just measured one, this is serious research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely amazing what you fella’s find to stick one’s penis into . Do you lay awake at night wondering where to put it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might hang around in here for a while

Might as well too , not much on TV

Me too

Anyone who can’t fit in a loo roll happen to live in SE London?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Brb off to check something

Is being unable to put your cock through a toilet roll tube the new barometer of whether your cocks thick or not? "

That or a lynx can... Andrex soft strong and very long.?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just measured mine at 6.45inch circumference when at its hardest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely amazing what you fella’s find to stick one’s penis into . Do you lay awake at night wondering where to put it ?

No, it just comes naturally.

Apart from someone else. I can't remember any inanimate objects I've put my cock in lately.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

I did have a meet with a lovely guy who was known as 'can'

Better than cant is suppose

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By *ikingandMaiden2Couple
over a year ago

Mid Cornwall, South West

I like a big thick cocks can confirm that my hubby's doesn't fit through a toilet roll either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

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By *rStroker69Man
over a year ago

wells

I can stretch to a smarties tube but that’s my final offer

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

So my question now is ...was the toilet roll shortage at the start of lockdown genuine household need or really single guys panicking for fear of being alone for a long period of time

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

agree, we need to work together on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a lot of thick blokes on here who are also cocks.

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

Good to know I'm above average then..

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"There’s a lot of thick blokes on here who are also cocks."

oh come on babe this is a fun thread

High IQ is not a qualification

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge. "

Now the problem there, Mels, is that not all toilet rolls have the same diameter... or so I hear anyway

LvM

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By *uayside Glory HoleMan
over a year ago

Gateshead Quayside

I do love a good challenge

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

Mine failed it's 11 plus so fuckin thick now works in greegs

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better????? "

To be fair toilet roll tubes have got smaller in width..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer thick over length

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better????? "

Nope what’s attached to it is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope what’s attached to it is important "

A toilet roll.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

Now the problem there, Mels, is that not all toilet rolls have the same diameter... or so I hear anyway

LvM"

Mels!

I have such a strong urge to bring a variety of toilet rolls if we ever meet now.

Weirdest urge ever.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

well even if we don't find the thickest cock on Fabs at least we will know the diameter of toilet/kitchen rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to an Andrex spokesperson the cardboard tube has decreased in size so blokes are under the impression that their cocks are getting bigger.

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

I have both

Personality and a girth cock

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Not sure my curvy cock would be able to physically fit into a toilet roll anyway... It wouldn't work haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my question now is ...was the toilet roll shortage at the start of lockdown genuine household need or really single guys panicking for fear of being alone for a long period of time

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"According to an Andrex spokesperson the cardboard tube has decreased in size so blokes are under the impression that their cocks are getting bigger."

thats a game changer for sure

quality info x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well even if we don't find the thickest cock on Fabs at least we will know the diameter of toilet/kitchen rolls"

I can see this becoming a fab standard unit of measurement...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it matter if it is long or thick if it only lasts 2 or 3 minutes and isattached to a nobhead?

Asking for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets up the game and ask for the kitchen roll to be demonstrated !

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Thicker is best

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Does it matter if it is long or thick if it only lasts 2 or 3 minutes and isattached to a nobhead?

Asking for a friend?

tell 'your friend' ok but only once

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge.

Now the problem there, Mels, is that not all toilet rolls have the same diameter... or so I hear anyway

LvM

Mels!

I have such a strong urge to bring a variety of toilet rolls if we ever meet now.

Weirdest urge ever."

Like Fab's version of a ring fitting

LvM

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By *avanagh DuboisMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Pringles is the only tube to gauge girth lol

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By *lli_sissyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cambridge

"According to an Andrex spokesperson the cardboard tube has decreased in size so blokes are under the impression that their cocks are getting bigger.

thats a game changer for sure

quality info x"

Ha ha, i was just wondering the same...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better?????

To be fair toilet roll tubes have got smaller in width.."

Nah that's just what the guy's are telling you!

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Pringles is the only tube to gauge girth lol"

why the hell didnt I think of that ...genius

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple
over a year ago

goffs oak

Andy’s is nice and thick but always tempted by thicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely prefer girth over length - but both is even better

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple
over a year ago

goffs oak

"Prefer thick over length "

Exactly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer thick over length

Exactly x"

Definitely, like to keep my cervical interior intact

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Definitely prefer girth over length - but both is even better

hello you xxxxxx

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

what about a kitchen roll ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about a kitchen roll ????"

This guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about a kitchen roll ????"

Look out this fella has raised the stakes

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I’ve never measured my girth or length, but often get told I am big. Does anyone have a ruler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter if it is long or thick if it only lasts 2 or 3 minutes and isattached to a nobhead?

Asking for a friend?

tell 'your friend' ok but only once

Just the once for the experience

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better????? "

I need to ask why you’d want to put it through a toilet roll???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never measured my girth or length, but often get told I am big. Does anyone have a ruler?

Yeah I don't think you need a ruler. It nearly knocked me out just looking at it.

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

Girth over length everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having just put a garlic bread baguette in the oven, I think that might also be a good gauge...

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m curious as to how you would come to thinking about putting your cock in a toilet roll tube in the first place. Treat yourself to a fleshlight!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Having just put a garlic bread baguette in the oven, I think that might also be a good gauge...

Garlic bread…..it’s the future!

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’m curious as to how you would come to thinking about putting your cock in a toilet roll tube in the first place. Treat yourself to a fleshlight!

not everyone is as posh as you

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

We prefer the "Life support" part as Mrs4 calls it or what's the penis attached to ! as basically all males with just a knob picture or post endlessley about the state of affairs regarding said penis are bragging they are just a life support system for it ? and they should try listening to that shania twain record Mrs4 reckons xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having just put a garlic bread baguette in the oven, I think that might also be a good gauge...

Lol, don't put your dick in the garlic bread, at least let it cool down.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Having just put a garlic bread baguette in the oven, I think that might also be a good gauge...

I admire your dedication

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"what about a kitchen roll ????"

Is that you Juan Sheet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having just put a garlic bread baguette in the oven, I think that might also be a good gauge...

Lol, don't put your dick in the garlic bread, at least let it cool down. "

Health & Safety & all that

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By *yndrwg5Man
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Never really crossed my mind to stick my cock in a toilet roll!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I’m curious as to how you would come to thinking about putting your cock in a toilet roll tube in the first place. Treat yourself to a fleshlight!

not everyone is as posh as you

Not posh just prefer comfort

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I prefer a cock to belong to the person who runs the profile they post from. I'm fussy like that

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"what about a kitchen roll ????

Is that you Juan Sheet?

No wonder they said Juan Sheet gives you plenty

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

This is definitely my kind of thread... bring on the girth guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no complaints .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger the better for us both!

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"This is definitely my kind of thread... bring on the girth guys"

welcome its been a lovely thread, no politics, racism, Harry and Megan or judgemental people, just guys sticking their cocks in toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having just put a garlic bread baguette in the oven, I think that might also be a good gauge...

Lol, don't put your dick in the garlic bread, at least let it cool down.

Health & Safety & all that "

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just thinking of an excuse if my wife catches me with an array of toilet/kitchen roll and Pringles tubes with my cock out…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope this thread inspires men to leave behind the Lynx cans and start sticking their cocks through toilet rolls as a girth gauge. "

There's a photo challenge in the making

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

It is worth bearing in mind that not all toilet rolls have the same inside diameter.

Don't ask me how I discovered that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is definitely my kind of thread... bring on the girth guys

welcome its been a lovely thread, no politics, racism, Harry and Megan or judgemental people, just guys sticking their cocks in toilet rolls

Thread of the day for me. Which is odd as it's just constantly reminding me that I don't have a big girthy unit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking of an excuse if my wife catches me with an array of toilet/kitchen roll and Pringles tubes with my cock out…..

Would it be the strangest thing she's witnessed you do this week?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just thinking of an excuse if my wife catches me with an array of toilet/kitchen roll and Pringles tubes with my cock out…..

Would it be the strangest thing she's witnessed you do this week? "

This week or any other week….

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can't fit in a toilet roll neither.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just thinking of an excuse if my wife catches me with an array of toilet/kitchen roll and Pringles tubes with my cock out…..

just smile at her and say 'once you pop you just cant stop'

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just thinking of an excuse if my wife catches me with an array of toilet/kitchen roll and Pringles tubes with my cock out…..

just smile at her and say 'once you pop you just cant stop'

She already knows that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thinking of an excuse if my wife catches me with an array of toilet/kitchen roll and Pringles tubes with my cock out…..

Would it be the strangest thing she's witnessed you do this week?

This week or any other week….

I forget I am weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

errr hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

Sorry to butt in the conversation but your arse is amazing… as well as that massive weapon.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"A thread for guys making love to toilet rolls…

I belive it needs to be a picture challenge. Just to understand the size of the issue!!

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

Sorry to butt in the conversation but your arse is amazing… as well as that massive weapon.

ffs !! at least I was trying to be subtle

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Love all big cock, unlike the hubbys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

Sorry to butt in the conversation but your arse is amazing… as well as that massive weapon.

ffs !! at least I was trying to be subtle

Haha ffs the horn let me down. Now I’m going to sit in the corner and blush

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I find the person it's attached to matters more than the size of the implement itself."
,,, i agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

Think that cock was meant to be on a horse, not a human

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By *oloezmeCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I like a nice long (Very Long) thin one

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Love all big cock, unlike the hubbys! "

welcome good to see another size queen xx

we need to stop hiding in the shadows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't know about the other girls but maybe the bar is set a bit low with the toilet roll, obviously with my user name it might just be me

yea its just me isnt it

Bottom of a pint glass is about right. No pressure lads. More importantly can my fellow size queens on here please be my friend? It’s a lonely world doing this alone

I've actually got a pic of that somewhere hahhahaa

Think that cock was meant to be on a horse, not a human

Haha, some of the women on this site I've seen take much bigger and girthier hahahha. Just a complimentary angle hahha

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Love all big cock, unlike the hubbys! "

Awwww poor hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and balls.. does that count

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cock and balls.. does that count

Not if the balls fit inside the toilet roll tube…

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Being well endowed is all relative to the size of the vagina it goes into.

My first wife always said I was far too girthy and long and it uswd to hurt her despite lubes and lots of patience.

Not wanting to hurt the one you love sometimes you just need to abstain and get gratification in other ways - of which there are many

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Being well endowed is all relative to the size of the vagina it goes into.

My first wife always said I was far too girthy and long and it uswd to hurt her despite lubes and lots of patience.

Not wanting to hurt the one you love sometimes you just need to abstain and get gratification in other ways - of which there are many "

Is that a nod to the toilet roll tube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Being well endowed is all relative to the size of the vagina it goes into.

My first wife always said I was far too girthy and long and it uswd to hurt her despite lubes and lots of patience.

Not wanting to hurt the one you love sometimes you just need to abstain and get gratification in other ways - of which there are many

Is that a nod to the toilet roll tube?"

your cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock and balls.. does that count

Not if the balls fit inside the toilet roll tube…

Yeah… and room for more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only trouble with girth , is anal even with lots of lube can be a bit to much

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Thicker is best

Agreed, that's why I'm following this thread with interest.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

well that was a great fun thread , good to know you can still have a laugh with some happy people with a good sense of humour.

Have a great night everyone

Sarah the size queen xxxxxx

ps any guys struggling with the pringles tube say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being well endowed is all relative to the size of the vagina it goes into.

My first wife always said I was far too girthy and long and it uswd to hurt her despite lubes and lots of patience.

Not wanting to hurt the one you love sometimes you just need to abstain and get gratification in other ways - of which there are many "

I think you make a good point.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Remember guys if your Willy is abit skinny just make her close her legs so her clam grips you tighter

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Love all big cock, unlike the hubbys!

welcome good to see another size queen xx

we need to stop hiding in the shadows"

Agreed hun!! We should go on a big cock hunt!!

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Love all big cock, unlike the hubbys!

Awwww poor hubby

Lol!! His fault!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

that would be a good movie title,, the lady cock hunters

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I struggle with thick cock syndrome! No1 has yet been able to gobble it down to the balls

Keep up the good fight my friend, life is hard sometimes

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"The only trouble with girth , is anal even with lots of lube can be a bit to much "

Thank god, I still have a role to play.

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"that would be a good movie title,, the lady cock hunters"

I would like to be in that film….or any other porno!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Love all big cock, unlike the hubbys!

welcome good to see another size queen xx

we need to stop hiding in the shadows"

I bet my wife secretly feels the same…

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"that would be a good movie title,, the lady cock hunters

I would like to be in that film….or any other porno! "
,, will direct it and give you the leading roll..

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

role,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have what I have

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

I tried this earlier and genuinely struggled to even get the tip of my cock jammed into a kitchen roll tube.

I'm not taking my jeans off though, far too cold for that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a thread OP. So funny reading through all the comments and I am now sat here wondering if I can fit through a toilet roll tube.

I haven’t owned lynx since I was 15 so have never done that either.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I cant get mycock into a 4 inch drain pipe

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"role,"

Deal, but you can’t write the script with those spelling skills!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"role,

Deal, but you can’t write the script with those spelling skills!! "
,, slip of the finger,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thankyou again everyone for your feedback, I’ve enjoyed reading all the comments and I feel a lot better now….knowing that the majority of women or any other gender that likes cock….are more happy with a thick cock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thankyou again everyone for your feedback, I’ve enjoyed reading all the comments and I feel a lot better now….knowing that the majority of women or any other gender that likes cock….are more happy with a thick cock xx"

Yeah thanks OP was a laugh. And I'm not even bothered I spent my afternoon being reminded I need more girth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah thanks OP was a laugh. And I'm not even bothered I spent my afternoon being reminded I need more girth. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets up the game and ask for the kitchen roll to be demonstrated ! "

This will Be fun. “Kitchen roll friday” photo posts lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well that was a great fun thread , good to know you can still have a laugh with some happy people with a good sense of humour.

Have a great night everyone

Sarah the size queen xxxxxx

ps any guys struggling with the pringles tube say hi

There must be a size queen club night we can all Gather at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger the tube, bigger the bore?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Role playing takes on a hole(sic) new meaning

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Side queen club sounds amazing!! I’ll join that club!

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By *ittlelad69Man
over a year ago

clay cross

"I might hang around in here for a while

Lol

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Are all toilet rolls the same circumference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are all toilet rolls the same circumference "

We covered this earlier and apparently they're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better????? "

Personally, I love a thick cock...but to be fair, any cock is good in my book - feeling attracted to someone is far more important than cock size

Mrs

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better?????

Personally, I love a thick cock...but to be fair, any cock is good in my book - feeling attracted to someone is far more important than cock size

Mrs"

As it should be. We all found different things attractive (with some commonality). But it’s having attraction that’s key

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Are all toilet rolls the same circumference "

If you check the packaging. It has the roll diameter on it. For those who like to stick their cock in a toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do women prefer thicker cocks. Mine won’t fit thru the middle of a toilet roll and my gfs always complain that they get lock jaw during BJ. Is thicker better?????

Personally, I love a thick cock...but to be fair, any cock is good in my book - feeling attracted to someone is far more important than cock size

Mrs

As it should be. We all found different things attractive (with some commonality). But it’s having attraction that’s key"

The thing is, I couldn't say exactly what I find attractive about people - it's just about the way someone is, like a vibe they have about them if that makes sense? If there's not that click, their cock could be huge and it wouldn't matter in the slightest lol

Mrs

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

My toilet roll won’t speak to me anymore, after I tried it on with the kitchen roll.

I was d*unk, the toilet roll was upstairs, and kitchen roll was downstairs and looking hot, what is a guy supposed to do? It was a moment of madness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My toilet roll won’t speak to me anymore, after I tried it on with the kitchen roll.

I was d*unk, the toilet roll was upstairs, and kitchen roll was downstairs and looking hot, what is a guy supposed to do? It was a moment of madness."

I hope you get through it. If it makes you feel any better, I think someone stuck his cock in a garlic bread before serving it up for dinner earlier.

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