FabSwingers.com forum: Do statuses work??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky??

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By *ysonfuryMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I usually add status if I'm looking for a meet. If it folks you have met before there is a good chance they will see and if they are looking same night all good

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "

I’m curious to know peoples opinions also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They work in letting me know more about the person's character/ personality - if we would get on or not.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Sometimes it's song lyrics, sometimes it's jokes, state of mind, if they increase the letter count may put recipes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Depends on the status and what the intended result is.

My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.

The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.

My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.

The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach."

I saw your status, so funny that you're getting a trophy! Looking forward to seeing it!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It strikes me that any status declaring they want “sucks/fucks/fun/playtime/filling up” etc ad nauseum, is a bit like saying I’m up for it with anyone who volunteers. Hardly a flattering selection policy.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.

My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.

The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach."

To be fair, nobody gets a trophy until they win it. So if I get an award winning BJ I would steal the Jules Rimet Trophy for you.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

It often leads to a block, some of em turn my stomach and let me know exactly what kind of person is behind it... I should imagine they still get responses, just, mostly, from other men

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By *appytaffWoman
over a year ago

blackwood

Makes me icky

Certainly wouldn’t respond if they then sent me a message

Just shouts any holes a goal to me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm sure for those wanting to participate in doing it

I'm guessing it does

No different from one saying they feel horny

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By *xpandmyhorizonsMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Like others have said, they tell me about a person and if I think I'd like to message them or not. As for meets, I don't do last minute meets so I can't comment on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have never worked

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Maybe not ones like that, but I did contact one couple after reading their status.

It ended up with us meeting.

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I often give precise times for potential meets over the next day or so, but very rarely get any viable replies.

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work."

This is actually a legit batsignal when we're looking for a quick stranger meet

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Need draining" makes me lose about 50% libido points.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

A man will answer that call, don't worry.

That type of message is basically intended as a bat sign for the local cocksmokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put jokes in mine now realy

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

on this my single profile and our couples profile then yes they work as they work to attract people to the profiles ... but i must confess i never look at guys status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put little snippets sometimes if I think of a good one to capture my mood or what I've been thinking about etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.

My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.

The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach."

Agreed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makes me icky

Certainly wouldn’t respond if they then sent me a message

Just shouts any holes a goal to me "

Agreed- I just see it so often I imagine it must work for some but it just makes me want to heave , block and delete ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It works when we put “Looking for single men”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It works when we put “Looking for single men”

Not surprised

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

We see the same local guy put that kind of thing as his status all the time and it’s a bit odd. Only status we take note of is if someone is going to the same club as us that day

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

It’s a great filter, it means they’re never getting a meet.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Statuses generally are very effective at getting the right sort of attention. But not sure what type of woman would respond to balls being empty. I personally wouldn't and block that person if i read that

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work."

If i mention hotel or cock in my status, my inbox really goes wild

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

My favourites are the ones from couples where the male says female is away and he'd like to play alone. Or, even better, female posts she is away and looking for people to entertain hubby.

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By *ewisbi76Man
over a year ago

west edinburgh

status updates do 2 things

- Get your profile on the "updates" page. some people only view this page as your views, messages and local user updates are all in this one place.

- As others have said itls like a whatsapp statis, it lets us know how you are and triggers conversation.

I've noticed status updates arent koderated very well, or perhaps not quick enough. A lot of stuff that would get a profile banned if it was in your bio seema to get through on status updates (asking for money, drugs, insults, naming other profiles)

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

They certainly work, we use them often friends jump on them mission accomplished.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Guess it depends who is writing the status out.

Eg. If I wrote I was contemplating leaving the site no one would notice I imagine but I'd wager pennies to pounds if a lady wrote it their inbox would explode with the white knights all chiming in.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Makes me icky

Certainly wouldn’t respond if they then sent me a message

Just shouts any holes a goal to me "

Similarly the ‘any cock’ll do’ statuses like;

“Dogging 11pm tonight xxx area….”

“Gangbang Friday night, message if interested “

and one just last week local to me;

“Best offer wins me….”

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

The 'I need draining' status makes my fanny play the Windows '95 shut down sound.

There's a fab local who constantly has moaning and negative status updates. Anyone reading them will only give them the swerve

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

For single guys probably not, but we’ve had some great social meets simply by saying “in town x anyone up for a coffee & chat”

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Don't matter what you put. 95% of people looking at ur pics or talk about it on here. Shame

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

It works when we put “Looking for single men”

Not surprised

I know right? On a site which is 60% single males, 35% couples, and 5% single females……

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.

My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.

To be fair, nobody gets a trophy until they win it. So if I get an award winning BJ I would steal the Jules Rimet Trophy for you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appreciate the optimism of these status updates but given the (apparent) difficulty single guys have on here it’s just that - optimism. Or naiivite. Maybe both.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

I see a lot upon where women are asking for a bull.

Wonder what if any replies I'd get if I asked for a curvy Cow.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"The 'I need draining' status makes my fanny play the Windows '95 shut down sound.

There's a fab local who constantly has moaning and negative status updates. Anyone reading them will only give them the swerve

The constant negativity is such a turn off, I just don’t get why men think it will get them attention, is it a pity fuck you are after? Have some pride!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just don’t understand why you’d think that announcing your ‘balls need draining’ might actually get you a positive response.. much as I love to give oral, that phraseology just makes me feel ill..

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

Interesting thread! I change mine frequently. Couldn’t say whether a rude one worked better than a witty or philosophical one…but I’ll keep trying!

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an automatic filter for me, the ick is huuuuuuuuge!

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By *arkside2698Man
over a year ago

luton

The ‘balls draining’ posts just make me laugh. Like you’re getting a meet off the back of that fella! The ones that really make me sick though are the ones from couples who seem to use Fab as if it were FB. No one cares that you’ve got jobs to do round your house luv! And then there’s the one’s constantly posting negativity, ‘I’m so done with this site. The men are all blah blah’. Leave then you Twat. No one cares. I’ve blocked so many like that.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

To be fair the status thing did work on Fabguys. If I was outside at a cruising place I would put it in an update & it worked well..

In fact a bit TOO well...

Men started turning up unannounced (as in not making prior contact with me to inform me of their arrival) and were hiding behind trees and bushes just staring at me like creeps.

One time, a bloke was staking out behind a tree for fully 20 minutes before I got so pissed off that I went to confront him, at which point he RAN AWAY!...

... but ran into some brambles which stopped him in his tracks

.. so I caught up with him & asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing creeping behind bushes like some kind of sex offender. He uttered some abuse & I told him if I ever saw him again I'd knock him out.

So now I'm more careful about doing updates when I'm outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants my big load?"

What kind of question is that?. It always makes me think a truck driver has 20 tons of manure he can't deliver

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

People definitely treat it like fb now. I’ve seen them with comments like “need to go shopping” why on earth would you post that?

And as for the “anyone about now for a quick meet” type it’s just a definite block from us.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I usually put some silly stuff up

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"The ‘balls draining’ posts just make me laugh. Like you’re getting a meet off the back of that fella! The ones that really make me sick though are the ones from couples who seem to use Fab as if it were FB. No one cares that you’ve got jobs to do round your house luv! And then there’s the one’s constantly posting negativity, ‘I’m so done with this site. The men are all blah blah’. Leave then you Twat. No one cares. I’ve blocked so many like that."

The constant looking for bbc all the time! Must be great to be black guy on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put daft/funny things on mine that might start a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine they are hit and miss. Some ask for insane things, done politely ask for meets and others random thoughts.

Like most things on Fab there is no one real answer.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

La La Land

Mine tend to be song lyrics, often with a reflection to my current mood or to say i am going to such and such, say Hi if you are going too.

My music taste is somewhat obscure so it does surprise me when i recieve a message saying love that song, havent heard it for ages, type messages.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No not really its like talking to yourself...... Yes macky i agree...... Agree with what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting thread! I change mine frequently. Couldn’t say whether a rude one worked better than a witty or philosophical one…but I’ll keep trying!"

See I don’t mind rude, witty or philosophical but the ‘balls need draining’ or ‘I want to give someone my hot load’ type statuses just indicates to me the type of person they are. Would they say things like that to a woman they met at the pub for example, no they wouldn’t, because it’s grim and they are likely get a slap in the mush!

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By *ucifer And MazikeenCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

We use ours to say where we will be what we are upto and if we are after a meet and seem to work for us with a lot of success.

We don’t see single guys updates unless it’s in last 100 viewed. But tat is 90% of last viewed

But there are a large number of couples by us that the only post you see from them is like above male half alone/husband alone meet now sort of thing but an just ignore for us of those type status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could any woman resist?

"The wife won't fuck me, got blue balls, NEED A FUCK NOW!!" Is just soooooo horny

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I usually find the "HnH" statuses work - the more I see the more my block list grows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We put statuses on when we add a new photo or video and they do seem to work a bit!

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By *winging_couple300Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

I’m sure there will be the odd taker but cannot see it drawing a large crowd

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

It work if you are what the other person is looking for, e.g. men with chisel physique, witty charming etc

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

No I very much doubt it

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"I usually find the "HnH" statuses work - the more I see the more my block list grows...

Then there are those who post statuses asking for drugs - saw one recently stating she'd fuck whoever could get her some 'snow'...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No one's offered to warm my nips so not working.

Mrs

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I just find myself going this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just find myself going this

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Well a week ago a lady on fab complimented my profile in her status and my fabbed photos and inbox was the busiest it has been in the 10 years I’ve been in here.

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

Definitely not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally don’t take any notice of status updates.

However if someone posts a depressing status I’d message to see if they were ok and try to cheer them up

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By *aughty VicarMan
over a year ago

Bamber Bridge, P R E S T O N, Lancashire

Statuses should be to give other like-minded people a heads-up on availability, fun to be had or just had.

I’ve seen some pretty pointless statuses such as:

“.”

“X”

“It’s Tuesday”

Fab is a form of social media for like minded people. It’s not FB.

Most probably toungue-in-cheek but the most pointless status I’ve seen was:

“Just finished re-felting the shed”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine always work.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"Mine always work."

Really? Would never have guessed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Statuses should be to give other like-minded people a heads-up on availability, fun to be had or just had.

I’ve seen some pretty pointless statuses such as:

“.”

“X”

“It’s Tuesday”

Fab is a form of social media for like minded people. It’s not FB.

Most probably toungue-in-cheek but the most pointless status I’ve seen was:

“Just finished re-felting the shed”

Updated.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I've been thinking about this. If posted by a women I'd think yes absolutely it would work. Men maybe sometimes but not very often I would have thought. X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've been thinking about this. If posted by a women I'd think yes absolutely it would work. Men maybe sometimes but not very often I would have thought. X "

Sometimes I'm tempted to try this sort of status just to see what happens. I'd like to think nothing would. But then it feels a bit mean like I'm leading people on.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I've been thinking about this. If posted by a women I'd think yes absolutely it would work. Men maybe sometimes but not very often I would have thought. X "

Absolutely this, as it does require a woman to send the first message....

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work.

If i mention hotel or cock in my status, my inbox really goes wild "

Ironic that they’re all clambering to get to the cock hotel…

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Mine always work."

No kidding!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine aren’t giving me much luck recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply another way to say 'Hey! I'm here!'. As to whether or not they 'work', that all depends on what you're seeking to achieve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have just put a status up about our new pic and it seemed to boost the amount of views!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll have a go now and let you know the results.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t resist clicking on those angry, ranty ones just to see the type of profile they have but somewhat in surprisingly it’s usually angry and ranty too!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Yes, when I was meeting, I put my status to good use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love to see and use the status bar

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It works

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm keeping this status forever

Mrs

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

I can no longer post status updates, I actually miss them

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

great filter tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me and all I ask if anybody wants to chat

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I tend to just roll my eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t say so the majority of the time

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