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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

That’s if you want me to, I’m looking for the best reply in this thread bear in mind logistics, I’m Manchester area Friday afternoons are best. Open to all genders and couples. It’s the quality of the reply in the thread I’m looking for. No direct messages that will be block. Female half just incase you was wondering.

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

"That’s if you want me to, I’m looking for the best reply in this thread bear in mind logistics, I’m Manchester area Friday afternoons are best. Open to all genders and couples. It’s the quality of the reply in the thread I’m looking for. No direct messages that will be block. Female half just incase you was wondering. "

Why only might

waiting and ready just also wiped the special seat for you

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Well if its only 1 of us.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

travel around a lot.

Well, I do have that sink to unblock and roe nails to cut, so I'll take a rain check.....

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Not likely, you've clearly got mice

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Not likely, you've clearly got mice"

They rarely escape my traps.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If you’re willing to discuss my home insurance needs whilst riding me like a broken merry go round pony… and humming the A team theme when I come… you’re on!!

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By *aughty VicarMan
over a year ago

Bamber Bridge, P R E S T O N, Lancashire

Do ten Hail Marys and an Our Father and I might consider it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I disappear down that rabbit hole

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK, but keep those traps away from my balls.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

If you’re willing to discuss my home insurance needs whilst riding me like a broken merry go round pony… and humming the A team theme when I come… you’re on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my name into the hat x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If you’re willing to discuss my home insurance needs whilst riding me like a broken merry go round pony… and humming the A team theme when I come… you’re on!!

That’s settled then!!! Dur- de du—durrr… i’ll go and look for my fat 11 inch cigar!!! I love it when a plan comes together!!!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Just downloaded the Alexa app to my phone...

Alexa, get your tits out

Alexa, take your knickers off

Alexa, suck my cock

Alexa, open your legs

Alexa, prepare to be fucked

Could be hours of fun!

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

If you’re willing to discuss my home insurance needs whilst riding me like a broken merry go round pony… and humming the A team theme when I come… you’re on!!

That’s settled then!!! Dur- de du—durrr… i’ll go and look for my fat 11 inch cigar!!! I love it when a plan comes together!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst your waiting for a good reply I have a face here you can sit on for few hours

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Only one standing out so far.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Then you have your 'one'.

Woop woop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nowhere near Manchester but I'd crawl all the way there through shit and barbed wire just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in training for the grand national in April and I’m looking for an unbelievable ride on a Thoroughbred filly to enhance my chances …

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By *uick rickMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Are you a bank loan, cause you have my interest.

I think I could give you a run for your money

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why just one of us , when you can be greedy and have an orgy x

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I'd love to but I'm taking my pet tortoise for a walk on Friday morning...... and I won't be finished till Saturday night

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If anybody can have it. I don’t want it.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladly pop myself in

Nice bum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I'm polishing my bald spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anybody can have it. I don’t want it.

The mr "

Rude! Why even put anything if that's how you feel

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If anybody can have it. I don’t want it.

The mr

Rude! Why even put anything if that's how you feel "

Because I’m a cunt obviously

The mr

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"If anybody can have it. I don’t want it.

The mr

Rude! Why even put anything if that's how you feel

Because I’m a cunt obviously

The mr "

an honest cunt though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anybody can have it. I don’t want it.

The mr

Rude! Why even put anything if that's how you feel

Because I’m a cunt obviously

The mr

an honest cunt though "

Gotta love an honest cunt

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If anybody can have it. I don’t want it.

The mr "

In fairness it isn’t available to just anyone. You have to be needy enough to come up with something witty? Bit like a competition where you had to think of a slogan in less than 36 words.

Does “can’t be arsed” count as 3 or 4 words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the tables get turned

I will fuck you while you are restrained with a few surprises

Mouse traps

Stinging nettles

Paddles and blindfold

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"How about the tables get turned

I will fuck you while you are restrained with a few surprises

Mouse traps

Stinging nettles

Paddles and blindfold

Is that a sex scenario, or an episode of Jackass??

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Do we get feedback on our applications?

I'm just laminating my CV and then I'll get working on my audition tape. Have many references do you require?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the tables get turned

I will fuck you while you are restrained with a few surprises

Mouse traps

Stinging nettles

Paddles and blindfold

Is that a sex scenario, or an episode of Jackass??

In Walks Stevo wearing a mankini carrying paddle and stunning nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get feedback on our applications?

I'm just laminating my CV and then I'll get working on my audition tape. Have many references do you require? "

Veris work for references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the tables get turned

I will fuck you while you are restrained with a few surprises

Mouse traps

Stinging nettles

Paddles and blindfold

Is that a sex scenario, or an episode of Jackass??

In Walks Stevo wearing a mankini carrying paddle and stunning nettles

I think little man (dwarf) would be more fitting

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By *otandwet21Woman
over a year ago

I dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will walk 500 miles and I will walk 500 more. To be the man that walked a 1000 miles, to collapse outside your dooooooorrrrrr

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Seeing is believing if you trap me I will scream if you don’t you will scream

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