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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over the christmas period my Gf and I have been having lots of fun ( as most of you probably hace LOL) unfortunately due to me addiction to oral sex i have found that i have bad pains in my kneck that i would like put into the medical dictionary as " muffers Kneck" -- many others suffer from this condition ???LOL

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

I'd say go steady or try a different position cos any neck pain is not good at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think its something i have to put up with ---- occupational hazzard perhaps LOL

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By *nteressanteMan
over a year ago

Manchester

muffers kneck certainy sounds very knasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never hurt my neck before but really hurt my tongue from licking. I tore the bit of skin under the tongue. Ouch that hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh yes just noticed the KKKKK --- and yes it is a bit sore -- never been troubled with the sore tongue though -- mind you i have a long one that i can stick up my nose --- bit of a party trick LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had oral sex that good that it fucks someones neck up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well my Gf seems to thing that i am very good at it -- but then she just might be trying to boost my ego perhaps LOL -- all i know is that i do try very hard !!!!

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

We are with Mr Messy, we have often found that we suffer from the under tongue split after a meet.

Tunngisplitus maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pusslickitus perhaps ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are with Mr Messy, we have often found that we suffer from the under tongue split after a meet.

Tunngisplitus maybe?"

That's the one " under tongue split" ..... That hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are with Mr Messy, we have often found that we suffer from the under tongue split after a meet.

Tunngisplitus maybe?"

I'm with you on that one! I get a sore on the underneath of my tongue, as it rubs against my bottom teeth... Gets quite sore, BUT no pain no gain! Lol I've also had jaw ache in the past, from licking for hours, but again, that was definately worth it as there's not much better than giving a woman multiples with your tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are with Mr Messy, we have often found that we suffer from the under tongue split after a meet.

Tunngisplitus maybe?

I'm with you on that one! I get a sore on the underneath of my tongue, as it rubs against my bottom teeth... Gets quite sore, BUT no pain no gain! Lol I've also had jaw ache in the past, from licking for hours, but again, that was definately worth it as there's not much better than giving a woman multiples with your tongue! "

No pain no gain

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

We thought it might be excessive tongue stretching which caused it, we also sometimes like to both go down on a woman at the same time and that can require tongue gymnastics

Tongnastics?

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By *neplusserMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Refering back to the neck ache issue use any aparatus to you're advantage; if you lie her on the edge of a bed, table, sofa and you kneel the floor then the angle of the clit is at eye level. I call this calculation "oralgebra'

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"Refering back to the neck ache issue use any aparatus to you're advantage; if you lie her on the edge of a bed, table, sofa and you kneel the floor then the angle of the clit is at eye level. I call this calculation "oralgebra' "

That works ... or face the other direction (like in a semi 69). Fantastic licking position (and I get to play with his bits! win win )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that going down on a woman does make my tongue/neck ache more than going down on a man, but going down on a man gives me jaw-ache, eventually.

Loving the new terminology on here, reckon we'll see it in any medical dictionaries any time soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't suffer from Muffers Neck but do get the occaisional attack of Muffers Lip where I'm left with my top lip protuding like Daffy's beak.

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

We ought to devise a Lickers Lexicon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We ought to devise a Lickers Lexicon!"

lol

yes true.

i understand the neck thing but you just cannot help yourself lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I get this if giving head from the side so head is lopsided it aches for ages but worth it

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"never had oral sex that good that it fucks someones neck up"

me neither...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give it a rest a give sum cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try moving your tongue instead of your neck and keep any neck movement slow and smooth...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get lickers tongue often too yes but it dont bother me its just another one of those post sex aches and pains that reminds you youve recently had a proper good fuckfest.... if it dont hurt after your not doin it properly lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Over the christmas period my Gf and I have been having lots of fun ( as most of you probably hace LOL) unfortunately due to me addiction to oral sex i have found that i have bad pains in my kneck that i would like put into the medical dictionary as " muffers Kneck" -- many others suffer from this condition ???LOL"

Stick a pillow or a cushion under her bum.

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

I suffer with a similar problem. My chiropactor has banned me from doing horizontal blow jobs, as I've developed a really painful neck, tennis elbow and RSI in the right wrist. I can only give them sitting on the edge of the bed.

As for guys, get the woman to sit on top, less stressful for both parties.

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By *ebsmith46Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lol - Guys - lie flat on your back and then get yourself two pillows and put them underneath your head and shoulders but running parallel to your body - ie at ninety degrees to the direction you'd normally have them in. Then have the lady kneel astride your shoulders (she can sit on your chest if she gets tired) and ride your tongue. Problem solved!

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