FabSwingers.com forum: Lewd messages.

By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Having never sent one (Really honestly) how many fabbers have actually acted on any of these, other than delete? Where you’ve just thought,” Fuck it, yeah.” For example:

Fancy a fuck?

You free now?

I’m horny?

Fancy some cock?

There must be a success rate as it’s still happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sarcastically.

None of those would really do it for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I just delete without opening the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewd is rude

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By *rincess1988Woman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Yeah, never. I think the worst one for me is:

“Are you free?”

I’m not a h**ker. Tf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what mood I'm in, I will either delete or send a sarcastic reply back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they actually work sometimes, but I tend to think the sender is getting off on the Sebring if the message itself. Surely they don’t actually think it’s an appropriate way to message others?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Only sarcastically.

None of those would really do it for us!

Me too... I sometimes seem to send more sarcastic messages than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We usually reply with a ‘f@@k off’

Seems to do the trick

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By *ove2PlayLincsCouple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Sarcastic reply then block. Sometimes just delete.

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By *rnypairCouple
over a year ago

south Yorkshire

If we have been drinking and browsing on here we generally play people along for a bit when we get those type of messages.

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By *mtasticCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Only sarcastically.

None of those would really do it for us!

Me too... I sometimes seem to send more sarcastic messages than anything else."

Glad it's not just us!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I have never reacted in a good way to FAF in my life.

Had one yesterday,

"In your area"

Really?

Hope they had a nice day

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Only sarcastically.

None of those would really do it for us!

I think sarcasm or delete is the best reply

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Nope I just delete without opening the message

Quick and effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just delete and block

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lewd is rude"

Absolutely but some don’t see this.

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Yeah, never. I think the worst one for me is:

“Are you free?”

I’m not a h**ker. Tf.

Absolutely and off you fuck

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Depends what mood I'm in, I will either delete or send a sarcastic reply back "

Play with them a bit lol

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Maybe they actually work sometimes, but I tend to think the sender is getting off on the Sebring if the message itself. Surely they don’t actually think it’s an appropriate way to message others?"

Probably some do but half cut may have something to do with it

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By *aughty VicarMan
over a year ago

Bamber Bridge P R E S T O N Lancashire.

Delete and block.

Saves wasting any time with them in the future

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"We usually reply with a ‘f@@k off’

Seems to do the trick

Clear and concise

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah, never. I think the worst one for me is:

“Are you free?”

I’m not a h**ker. Tf.

I agree! I hate messages like that! It feels like they’re trying to book a slot!

“Free tonight?” No! Fuck off!

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Sarcastic reply then block. Sometimes just delete. "

Seems to a popular solution lol

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If we have been drinking and browsing on here we generally play people along for a bit when we get those type of messages."

Must really piss them off lol

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I have never reacted in a good way to FAF in my life.

Had one yesterday,

"In your area"

Really?

Hope they had a nice day

Just “ in your area” ?

Wtf is that supposed to mean? Like you should drop everything and meet them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with this! Sometimes I put a status up saying I will answer all messages for an hour irrespective of what they say. It’s always then that there’s a drop off in these sorts of messages - like they don’t really want them to be answered!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I just delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just delete and block, sometimes accompanied with a reply of appropriate scorn and sarcasm if badger is feeling particularly grumpy.

It does seem to be the season for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewd or vulgar messages make the wife’s skin crawl and she really doesn’t like it. Suppose it’s each to their own and everyone has different tastes but, a nice polite and friendly opening message will get you so much further with us

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By *ewtothis!Woman
over a year ago

reading

I string them along for a bit, then send them to the local massage parlour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha great move … they most probably appreciated the massage parlour info ….

I’ve never sent out a message like that and like others here I too am curious if the actual success rate

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Worst one i had was off a guy who thought telling me he wanted me " on my knees infront of him covered in his spit, piss and cum was going to get him layed. But i have had worse messages than tbat before we blocked all single guys. Joanne

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By *egvisir71 OP Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Worst one i had was off a guy who thought telling me he wanted me " on my knees infront of him covered in his spit, piss and cum was going to get him layed. But i have had worse messages than tbat before we blocked all single guys. Joanne"

You mean you weren’t kicking his door in with your knee pads on?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

On our couples account we got sent a message basically saying the guy would come to ours and forcibly fuck me while my husband watched... He got told to fuck off and blocked....

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

its behond me why anybody sends lewd messages,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We usually reply with a ‘f@@k off’

Seems to do the trick

We did this after a particularly obnoxious mesaage and got reported for being offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We usually reply with a ‘f@@k off’

Seems to do the trick

We did this after a particularly obnoxious mesaage and got reported for being offensive. "

Ridiculous! But the perpetrator of unsolicited foul messages goes Scott free?

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The best one I've had was "u fuk nw". As overwhelmingly tempting as the offer was I decided to decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy to receive any messages , lewd or not !

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

No, not a free sex worker.

Never going to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I just delete without opening the message

J here! How do you do that?

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Block now, messaging morons is like trying to sweep the sea back.

The creepy messages are worse.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I normally just delete them. Unless I’m feeling particularly sarcastic. Then I play… a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having never sent one (Really honestly) how many fabbers have actually acted on any of these, other than delete? Where you’ve just thought,” Fuck it, yeah.” For example:

Fancy a fuck?

You free now?

I’m horny?

Fancy some cock?

There must be a success rate as it’s still happening

Yea probably managed a meet .. Their own wrists!

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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Everyone needs to read Hornycougar15’s profile.

She deals with this in the most eloquent amusing way. Such a funny sarcastic read.

Brilliant!

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Best to have a wank then send a message.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I normally just delete them. Unless I’m feeling particularly sarcastic. Then I play… a lot

Likewise

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