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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, what was your best and worst meet of the year? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmf was the worse this year, as they concentrated on the orgasm only and so wanted me to cum on demand, begun by cumming on her in first couple of mins, then couldnt cum the 2nd time, though still hard as a rock. After she came for 15th time told me to leave, with only having shagged her for 5 mins (enough for her to cum a few more times). Felt used rather than included, their play thing no fun.

Best drove down to meet a couple met few times who i used to see while at uni. two days of good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmf was the worse this year, as they concentrated on the orgasm only and so wanted me to cum on demand, begun by cumming on her in first couple of mins, then couldnt cum the 2nd time, though still hard as a rock. After she came for 15th time told me to leave, with only having shagged her for 5 mins (enough for her to cum a few more times). Felt used rather than included, their play thing no fun.

Best drove down to meet a couple met few times who i used to see while at uni. two days of good fun."

sorry to hear about the worse meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best was one of the 1st guys we met had a lovely big cock and new how to fuck me with it he has just come back on fab after a break so im sure ill look him up again and the worst was a foreign guy that had an absoluteley huge cock must have been 11/12 inches long and fat to go with it but he was lazy he turned up late i let him in as i was horny but all he wanted was it sucking and to get it in me and to top it off as he was fucking me from behind he tried to slip it up my bum quite forcefully and actually got a bit in before i pulled away slapped his balls and kicked him out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst as Jodie, straight guy who just wanted to watch me gyrate to some music. Wouldn't let me touch him , or him me. Came and went, wouldn't verify me or show my verification. Put me off "straight" men.

Best as Jodie, Candygirls club in London with a female friend and a w/e guy. Dancing and fucking, not at the same time tho.

Worst as bloke, not had a bad one!

Best as bloke, couple of weekends ago with a dom woman. Screwed me good n

proper with a strapon! Shame we've since fell out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worse was a couple i met and she threw me out the house at 1am because her hubby told me i gave him the best blow job he'd ever had she over heard him, flipped out and slung me out wouldnt allow her hubby to call me a taxi, she wouldnt even give me the number for a taxi, take me to the train station or anything, just threw me out and left me to find my own way to the station

Was the first couple i met off here that i didnt already know from clubs or parties and will certainly be the last

Best meet was a single guy i met, just everything was great, got on with him really well. we really clicked and the sex was great

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

I can't choose between 2 so have a joint worst! The guy who met me for a few drinks, had a laugh, got on well, asked to come back to mine, went to get a chinese...and never came back....

Or the guy who exchanged a fair few flirty messages, telling me he was an escort and well hung. Honestly the laziest guy ever! Laid back, made no attempt to touch or pleasure me...and below his stretchmarked belly was a mere badly shaven tiddler. Yukky flashbacks!

The best...a guy I've known a while, met times, knows how to turn me on and pushes all the right buttons. Always a pleasure, and always up for trying new things. Bliss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't choose between 2 so have a joint worst! The guy who met me for a few drinks, had a laugh, got on well, asked to come back to mine, went to get a chinese...and never came back....

"

that reminds me of a meet i had about 6 month ago, a guy mailed me and we got on and arranged to meet, he asked me if he could take me for a meal, i said i wasnt bothered about a meal a drink would do but he said he wanted to take me for a meal so in the end i agreed, we met and he took me to the place he had booked then half way thro the meal he says....oh by the way i forgot to bring my wallet out so you'll have to pay for this i wouldnt have minded but i didnt even want to go for a meal i only agreed because he was so adminet he wanted to take me out, i can see why now, then after he had eaten he told me i wasnt really his type and he wouldnt be meeting me again, and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst was a guy I met who claimed to be a confident and VVWE stripper, granted he had a cracking body but was so boring, no personality and was the laziest, self absorbed fuck I've ever had

To many 'best's to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL wow

I shouldn't be laughing but that is pretty F'ed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst, going to a house like a slum all dressed up, and stunk of cat pee, and told to dress sexyily, then they wore trackies and jeans

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea


"I can't choose between 2 so have a joint worst! The guy who met me for a few drinks, had a laugh, got on well, asked to come back to mine, went to get a chinese...and never came back....

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Blimey, did you give him any cash for the food.?

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea


"I can't choose between 2 so have a joint worst! The guy who met me for a few drinks, had a laugh, got on well, asked to come back to mine, went to get a chinese...and never came

"

I might have got the wrong end of the stick.

Did he go for a chinese man or woman ?

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Best, last July when we went to stay with a couple we met on Fab two years ago, and another couple of our best swinging friends were there at the same time. The place was a remote villa in France with swimming pool, and the 6 of us spent a whole week nude, with sex in the pool, in the garden, in the beds, on the sofas, in groups and pairs. Each day started with 6 in a bed before breakfast. Never done anything quite like that before, and we're planning a re-run in 2013.

Can't say we had a bad meet in 2012, they were all good!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"that reminds me of a meet i had about 6 month ago, a guy mailed me and we got on and arranged to meet, he asked me if he could take me for a meal, i said i wasnt bothered about a meal a drink would do but he said he wanted to take me for a meal so in the end i agreed, we met and he took me to the place he had booked then half way thro the meal he says....oh by the way i forgot to bring my wallet out so you'll have to pay for this i wouldnt have minded but i didnt even want to go for a meal i only agreed because he was so adminet he wanted to take me out, i can see why now, then after he had eaten he told me i wasnt really his type and he wouldnt be meeting me again, and left "

Pfft! I would've said "Yeah, that's fine", excused myself to go to the loo or for a ciggy and then fucked off!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't choose between 2 so have a joint worst! The guy who met me for a few drinks, had a laugh, got on well, asked to come back to mine, went to get a chinese...and never came

I might have got the wrong end of the stick.

Did he go for a chinese man or woman ? "

haha that made me laugh at the thought off referring to meeting a chinese person as 'im going for a chinese'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best, last July when we went to stay with a couple we met on Fab two years ago, and another couple of our best swinging friends were there at the same time. The place was a remote villa in France with swimming pool, and the 6 of us spent a whole week nude, with sex in the pool, in the garden, in the beds, on the sofas, in groups and pairs. Each day started with 6 in a bed before breakfast. Never done anything quite like that before, and we're planning a re-run in 2013.

Can't say we had a bad meet in 2012, they were all good!"

Wow , fantastic , you lucky buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best was when i had a meet with this beautiful blond poledancer at hers, she gave me a private dance ... and yes i was allowed to touch lol! she even let me pick the song and outfit i chose white lingerie and rhiana s+m. she totally spoiled me and when that song comes on the radio i still get a shiver now... the worst turned out fine but one time i went doggin with my friend i arranged to meet her in a quiet laney part of wales, it was dark and i got totally lost in these dark lanes and kept getting more and more off the beaten track until i ended up at a dead end by a field with not enough room to turn around. i had no phone signal. it was so dark i cudnt see properly to reverse and but i had no choice so i was just prayin i dont fuck up my car cos im a girl racer (so is the girl in the first story1) and my car is my baby, but eventually i reached a turn where i cud turn round and got a phone signal and my friend came and rescued me and we had excellent sex to calm me down in the back of her car lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best was meeting up again with my French nympho friend, we had amazing sex over many meets this year. She just gets better everytime we meet! She's a high powered Buisness woman by day, but in bed, she just lets go!

Worst, was meeting up with a woman outside Adam & Eve's, taking her in, getting down to some fun... Only to find the biggest in growing hair zit on her fanny I have ever come across, and she didn't smell too great either! I made my excuses and I left.

I was also invited this summer to a couples house in Wigan... Got there early early morning, as asked. An absolutely gorgeous mature woman answers the door, and I thought all my dreams had come true! The only problem was they were both off they're rockers on drugs. I stayed for a few hours, but it was cringe worthy!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol these are making me laugh, worst I had was a very hot Guy infact, picked me up went to a hotel, he blindfolded me tied me up, played with me.with a toy and came all over my belly in about ten seconds .. he grabbed his keys and fled !.. left his bag even his coat ? and his toys? .. but I was tied up blindfolded and covered in cum !... took me a while to get out mind!.. had to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol these are making me laugh, worst I had was a very hot Guy infact, picked me up went to a hotel, he blindfolded me tied me up, played with me.with a toy and came all over my belly in about ten seconds .. he grabbed his keys and fled !.. left his bag even his coat ? and his toys? .. but I was tied up blindfolded and covered in cum !... took me a while to get out mind!.. had to laugh "

You should have called for room service, wow would I have loved to have been the bellboy! I would have finished what he started!

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By *elrose57Couple
over a year ago

reading

not had bad meet as such, but the ones we have had have been great, one guy that we did meet, getting better all the time, seen him 7 times now, and next year is going to be just as good if not better, hope everyone has a fantstic swinging new year,and put the bad ones behind you , and enjoy the good ones,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best was one of the first couples we met. We totally clicked with them in and out of the bedroom and have had some awesome meets.

Worst was a couple where it became clear they were there because He was totally into L but She was just there to please him and not into C at all. Awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the guy who exchanged a fair few flirty messages, telling me he was an escort and well hung. Honestly the laziest guy ever! Laid back, made no attempt to touch or pleasure me...and below his stretchmarked belly was a mere badly shaven tiddler. Yukky flashbacks! "

That almost (only 'almost'!) put me off me brekkie......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one bad social meet where we got d*unk and he left me in wolves. but that was our fault for hammering drinks lol

good meets a few to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best was a mmf at a hotel that the woman had sorted out as she wanted to try dp. Was all very chilled and we had many sessions over the course of the evening (and again at a later date as she enjoyed the dp so much) Worse was turning up at a couples house to find the woman was very intoxicated. I went into the lounge and chatted to the fella for a couple of minutes before they both disappeared. Didn't know what to do so turned the telly on and watched match of the day eventually managed to make my excuse after finding where they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our best (so Crackling tells me...) was our first this year. Threw her in at the deep end, although I was as nervous as hell for her, and she thoroughly enjoyed herself - made the guy cum twice AND shriek when she squirted all over him!!! PMSL!!! Naughty little minx that she is... ) - just a pity we've not met them again since... Oh well, such is life..

As for our worst, well, I really don't want to go into details other than it involved a drive almost to Calais and was a lesson in: 'if you're not 100% with it, ONLY meet for a social on NEUTRAL ground first'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading about various bad meets makes mine pale in comparison. I feel so much better now. Wow! Some of them are horrendous!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol these are making me laugh, worst I had was a very hot Guy infact, picked me up went to a hotel, he blindfolded me tied me up, played with me.with a toy and came all over my belly in about ten seconds .. he grabbed his keys and fled !.. left his bag even his coat ? and his toys? .. but I was tied up blindfolded and covered in cum !... took me a while to get out mind!.. had to laugh "

Now you have just GOT to tell us how you managed to get out of that..... (please ) Lol!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol these are making me laugh, worst I had was a very hot Guy infact, picked me up went to a hotel, he blindfolded me tied me up, played with me.with a toy and came all over my belly in about ten seconds .. he grabbed his keys and fled !.. left his bag even his coat ? and his toys? .. but I was tied up blindfolded and covered in cum !... took me a while to get out mind!.. had to laugh

Now you have just GOT to tell us how you managed to get out of that..... (please ) Lol!

"

well thank god for the bottle openers attached to the walls in primer inns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol these are making me laugh, worst I had was a very hot Guy infact, picked me up went to a hotel, he blindfolded me tied me up, played with me.with a toy and came all over my belly in about ten seconds .. he grabbed his keys and fled !.. left his bag even his coat ? and his toys? .. but I was tied up blindfolded and covered in cum !... took me a while to get out mind!.. had to laugh

Now you have just GOT to tell us how you managed to get out of that..... (please ) Lol!

well thank god for the bottle openers attached to the walls in primer inns! "

ROFPMSL!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had too many good ones to say which is the best but so far I think the worst has to be a guy who turned up a hour late ( ok maybe traffic was bad we don't mind) sat down said oh I've just had a joint and a cheeky beer do you want any? Then proceeded to say how he really wanted to watch Paul and how good it feels if a bloke sucks a bloke, made it very obvious he wasn't interested in me ( miss giggles) but just wanted Paul

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"lol these are making me laugh, worst I had was a very hot Guy infact, picked me up went to a hotel, he blindfolded me tied me up, played with me.with a toy and came all over my belly in about ten seconds .. he grabbed his keys and fled !.. left his bag even his coat ? and his toys? .. but I was tied up blindfolded and covered in cum !... took me a while to get out mind!.. had to laugh

Now you have just GOT to tell us how you managed to get out of that..... (please ) Lol!

well thank god for the bottle openers attached to the walls in primer inns! "

Hmmm I'm staying in a Premier Inn on NYE. I now know I will be searching the walls to see where the bottle openers are attached, as to be honest, I've never noticed that before.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've had too many good ones to say which is the best but so far I think the worst has to be a guy who turned up a hour late ( ok maybe traffic was bad we don't mind) sat down said oh I've just had a joint and a cheeky beer do you want any? Then proceeded to say how he really wanted to watch Paul and how good it feels if a bloke sucks a bloke, made it very obvious he wasn't interested in me ( miss giggles) but just wanted Paul "

How did you manage to sort that one out???

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've had too many good ones to say which is the best but so far I think the worst has to be a guy who turned up a hour late ( ok maybe traffic was bad we don't mind) sat down said oh I've just had a joint and a cheeky beer do you want any? Then proceeded to say how he really wanted to watch Paul and how good it feels if a bloke sucks a bloke, made it very obvious he wasn't interested in me ( miss giggles) but just wanted Paul

How did you manage to sort that one out???

xx"

Well we just made a polite excuse about it being really late he then proceeded to tell us how it was his birthday ( which made me feel sorry for him) in the end we just kept him talking for awhile then it was just so late we were really tired and Paul had to be at work early so he had to leave lol

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By *oofyCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

We have posted this before but for those who havnt seen it I will repeat the incident.

Couple came to visit us, as they walked through the hallway, the man held me back and said, " I dont know how YOU are going to handle it, but I havnt told the wife why we are here". The meeting went down like a lead balloon.!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have posted this before but for those who havnt seen it I will repeat the incident.

Couple came to visit us, as they walked through the hallway, the man held me back and said, " I dont know how YOU are going to handle it, but I havnt told the wife why we are here". The meeting went down like a lead balloon.!!!!"

Omfg!! How did she take it??

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By *oofyCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Dont want to bore people by repeating whole incident,but look up post titled "Lead Balloon", then you will get full story!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really that bad to report, and I have fond memories of some great sex for certain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years not over yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have posted this before but for those who havnt seen it I will repeat the incident.

Couple came to visit us, as they walked through the hallway, the man held me back and said, " I dont know how YOU are going to handle it, but I havnt told the wife why we are here". The meeting went down like a lead balloon.!!!!"

Bloody hell wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont want to bore people by repeating whole incident,but look up post titled "Lead Balloon", then you will get full story!!"

That is the funniest post I have read in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont want to bore people by repeating whole incident,but look up post titled "Lead Balloon", then you will get full story!!"

Just read it! Oh my god!! Poor woman, poor you two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first meet was our worse mainly because we didn't know what the fuck we was doing but since then we have had so pretty good experiences on meets.

Onwards and upwards as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont want to bore people by repeating whole incident,but look up post titled "Lead Balloon", then you will get full story!!

Just read it! Oh my god!! Poor woman, poor you two! "
Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our worst was with a single bi girl who shouted at joe whilst we were both sucking him off for not concentrating enough. After the meet she began to tell people that I was her partner and that joe wasn't my husband. She then got herself banned from the parties we went to because she told another woman to 'fuck off' and that she would 'punch her' if she came near me.

Lunatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That lead ballon meet will take some beating I wonder why she thought they came around ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't choose between 2 so have a joint worst! The guy who met me for a few drinks, had a laugh, got on well, asked to come back to mine, went to get a chinese...and never came back....

that reminds me of a meet i had about 6 month ago, a guy mailed me and we got on and arranged to meet, he asked me if he could take me for a meal, i said i wasnt bothered about a meal a drink would do but he said he wanted to take me for a meal so in the end i agreed, we met and he took me to the place he had booked then half way thro the meal he says....oh by the way i forgot to bring my wallet out so you'll have to pay for this i wouldnt have minded but i didnt even want to go for a meal i only agreed because he was so adminet he wanted to take me out, i can see why now, then after he had eaten he told me i wasnt really his type and he wouldnt be meeting me again, and left "

jesus

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Worst: travelled a long way to meet them, already on their second or third bottle, ordered a takeaway meal. Went halves, their card got declined on the doorstep, so we ended up paying for it all. Music was too loud ( neighbours were knocking on the walls ), we never did take it further, excepting that the male of the couple kept pestering hotlips to meet him seperately, "she'll never know"....we couldn't get out of there soon enough. Had a single guy, we agreed to meet. Then the Saturday before we were due to get together, asked if hotlips would go to a swinging party with him!!! Bizarre......

Best: where there are no expectations and it happens organically. The next one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst: travelled a long way to meet them, already on their second or third bottle"

Thinking about it we had one of those as well. It was the thing that stopped me drinking at all on meets or at clubs.

It wasn't pretty and ruined what could have been a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had this wonderful friend who i met from here and sadly due to one thing or another has been not feeling herself.

well this post is for her.

so chin up sweetheart a new year is coming and things will get better for you.

and im looking forward to us chatting soon when your up to it xx

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By *ransylvesterTV/TS
over a year ago

Close enough for fun!

Had a fab meet with a short but sweet man who was such a gent. Who said all short men are aggressive was wrong.

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By *ardbucket_and_slapperCouple
over a year ago

Malton

Lovin' all these stories - thanks for sharing.

My worst meet was also my first meet. A couple of years ago at xmas I arranged to meet a guy (after a lot of messaging) in a local pub. He told me he was roughly my age, tall, athletic and fit etc. His pictures looked nice. I waited for ages in the pub then I noticed a short heavy looking bloke in his late forties looking at me. He came over and started chatting. To be fair he was a nice friendly guy but he was way shorter than me and I was in flat shoes. I didnt have the heart to knock him back as it was xmas so I took him back to mine. He undressed and I noticed he was really hairy - not my favourite thing. He started shaking with nerves so badly he made the bed rock about. His breathing was so heavy and fast that at one point I thought he was gonna have an asthma attack. Long story short he couldnt get it up, he asked if he could have a shower then he made his apologies and ran for the door. I was left laying in bed thinking that I'd just spent three hours with an anxious hobbit!

My best: It was a while before I got over The Hobbit but eventualy I did meet a lovely guy. We spent a fantastic night at a hotel together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst was bloke i met once before had good meet so met him again, this time i gave him blow job made him cum, he went for fag and cleared off, has since begged and grovelled for forgiveness.

Best is young bloke i have met quite a few times, lovely cock, great fuck, and makes me cum loads, shame he has moved away but will fuck him again one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst was bloke i met once before had good meet so met him again, this time i gave him blow job made him cum, he went for fag and cleared off, has since begged and grovelled for forgiveness.

Best is young bloke i have met quite a few times, lovely cock, great fuck, and makes me cum loads, shame he has moved away but will fuck him again one day.

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