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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All those nights at plumbing school have finally paid off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"

I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I may of made it obvious I wouldn’t say no

But try it, apparently it was on her bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to turn my stopcock off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Need a visit??

just saw your pics, trust me, nobody is saying no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um I could do with some jobs being done around the house actually, are you handy with a tube of silicone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know it, I’m good with the big tubes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it, I’m good with the big tubes!!!

You can play with my stop cock anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it, I’m good with the big tubes!!!

I’ve got some gaps that need filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it, I’m good with the big tubes!!!

I’ve got some gaps that need filling

Funny that I offer a guarantee to touch the sides

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By *lder guy hereMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m just amazed it’s taken you so long.. I’ve had loads of fun times…

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By *hil39Man
over a year ago

Dagenham

"Need a visit??

just saw your pics, trust me, nobody is saying no!!!"

Your not wrong buddy, I have been visiting people working on cars 29 years now, still never happened to me

Too ugly I guess

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Adventures of a Plumber's Mate WAS a documentary - I KNEW it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A documentary or a porn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before anyone asks, it wasn’t me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"

I used to install TVs in people's homes years ago when the Plasma and LCD screens first came on the market. Closest I ever got was when an 80yr old woman put her hand on my leg and called me a "nice boy" cos I tuned her old VCR in for her while I was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????

Omg that’s so cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who

Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm

Ahhh… good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who

Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm

Ahhh… good times "

I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These ham sandwiches, it must be something in the meat

Ooo all that lovely meaty goodness

Still, shouldn’t be shagging students though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who

Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm

Ahhh… good times

I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add) "

Thought that was a euphemism for a moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"

Yes please. And if you’re lucky……I’ll give it to you you gently, with tender……. Maybe even borderline lover like treatment.

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By *uvery30Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I so want this definitely on my to do list

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I was plumbing 20 yrs. got threatened with a knife, Some old guy in a wheelchair flashed his bollocks at me, but never got a sexy come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was approached by several women when I worked in people’s houses.

From asking to do their dresses up to stoopping over me while working at low level.

One lady about 30 years older phoned in work to say she was ill and then invited me to her bed.

Being a total professional and in love declined all advances.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It is but a pipe-dream of mine. But then again - I'm not a tradesman. Perhaps I need to change my vocation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pipe dream…. Good one

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

Been doing this 21 years now still hasn’t happened my time must be coming

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
is your bum still sore or did you use plenty of lube,,

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????

I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"

He won’t

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By *omerset_naughtyMan
over a year ago

marmaris,Icelemer Turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who

Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm

Ahhh… good times

I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add)

Thought that was a euphemism for a moment. "

Definitely a ham sandwich

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I'd love this scenario but like already said, I'd be worried he'd run for the hills!

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By *omerset_naughtyMan
over a year ago

marmaris,Icelemer Turkey

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ???

I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"

You definitely wouldn't be turned down with that body and showed your stockings xx is love to meet you

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By *omerset_naughtyMan
over a year ago

marmaris,Icelemer Turkey

"I'd love this scenario but like already said, I'd be worried he'd run for the hills! "

No way I would run with those sexy breasts looking at me I'd definitely say yes

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

travel around a lot.

Happened to me, 3 times in 24 yr. Are you going to share the dirty details ???......

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By *omerset_naughtyMan
over a year ago

marmaris,Icelemer Turkey

"I so want this definitely on my to do list

Get a tradesman round and make him fuck u your very sexy indeed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love this scenario but like already said, I'd be worried he'd run for the hills! "

Same! I’ve thought about it when they’re here a couple of times but never would

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Definitely a fantasy of mine but I’d never go through with it.

Last time I had a Plumber out he turned up and was really good looking as well. There was some naughty thoughts going through my head while he was there that’s for sure.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Knowing plumber's they'll probably charge you Extra and leave all their mess behind for you to clean up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be brave … life’s too short

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you need a plumber…. Hello!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who

Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm

Ahhh… good times

I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add)

Thought that was a euphemism for a moment.

Definitely a ham sandwich

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"If you need a plumber…. Hello!!!"

Actually need a roofer, fucking unreliable assholes.

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????

I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"

He wouldnt say no but not want to!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had mine done this morning

And your boiler?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"

I can guarantee I wouldn’t say ‘no’

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I'd love this scenario but like already said, I'd be worried he'd run for the hills! "

No running for the hills from you!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Service paid for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happened to me a couple of times mmm.

I have to take a radiator off the other day because a woman got a vibrator stuck behind it. I asked her how long it’s been there for she said a week. she was hoping the batteries would die but they didn’t and she can’t take the noise no more . She was very red faced at a time she was telling me .Lol

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????

Omg that’s so cute! "

Sounds like a sketch from Harry Enfield of the two horny grannies, oh young man

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Closest I ever got was when an 80yr old woman put her hand on my leg and called me a "nice boy" cos I tuned her old VCR in for her while I was there

Oooofff young MAN! You naughty young man! Coming onto me are you young man! Offt you're so nawty!

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

The thought is very tempting,but I’d be terrified of making a fool of myself if I came onto a tradesman and he told me in no uncertain terms…No x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thought is very tempting,but I’d be terrified of making a fool of myself if I came onto a tradesman and he told me in no uncertain terms…No x"

I can not see that happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never come on to a customer because I’m there to work and not to make them feel uncomfortable in their own house. If they come on to me is a different story

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Adventures of a Plumber's Mate WAS a documentary - I KNEW it!!!

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

wonderful fantasy

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

Did she pay the bill ??

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

confessions of a plumber seen the movie

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I think there should be a forum for tradesmen willing to work for sex, lol. Sounds like it would tick off a lot of bucket lists

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

"Might have to turn my stopcock off

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wish I could, mines corroded!!!

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury

"Did she pay the bill ??"

Was also thinking this

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Alice is naturally extremely flirtatious, even if her mind is completely innocent.

So, although she's only taken one gasman to bed, I'm sure loads of workmen have gone home thinking she was coming onto them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had mine done this morning

And your boiler? "

Behave yourself

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Alice is naturally extremely flirtatious, even if her mind is completely innocent.

So, although she's only taken one gasman to bed, I'm sure loads of workmen have gone home thinking she was coming onto them!

Thats it, im moving back to Brackley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never managed any fun with a plumber or sparky. However, tv aerial man and window cleaner a different story.. must be something about men going up ladders ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s something wrong with the junction for my outside tap

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"There’s something wrong with the junction for my outside tap

Is this a euphamism or are you asking for a plumber with a big spanner?

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????

I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"

Like anyone is going to say no to you!

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"I'd love this scenario but like already said, I'd be worried he'd run for the hills! "

I'm available for odd jobs

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once."

Was he pleased to meat you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lovely stuff!!!! My kind of joke

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By *orthernchap72Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *orthernchap72Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

As a fully qualified (but not currently in the trade), I’d be more than happy to bring my tools along for the right situation. Any northern hotwife’s need and repairs?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"

To cross over threads... The grand slam of plumbing. Nobody can take that away from you now.

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By *aughty tradie 51Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"Um I could do with some jobs being done around the house actually, are you handy with a tube of silicone?

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tradie not far from you happy to help

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By *uffhandymanMan
over a year ago

selby/peterborough

Being a naked handyman it often comes as standard!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Being a naked handyman it often comes as standard! "

Must be fun cleaning gutters in this weather!

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By *unplease19Man
over a year ago

stroud

I’m a window cleaner,

I’m still hoping

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"There’s something wrong with the junction for my outside tap

You should probably get your prostate checked.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

I think this kind of thing is the perfect storm of being mutually interested and able to drop / pick up on the hints

Rob got hit on during a repair job 25 years ago and only realised LAST YEAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love this!

I don't think I'm brave enough.

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a handy man and I’m either rubbish at noticing someone flirting or I’ve just not been that lucky yet .

This is definitely one of my biggest fantasies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"

Is the Story in the Stories page yet?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I have the reverse happen to me - I’ve got quite a bit of work as a result of Fab meets

I keep a tape measure in my shag bag now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reliable and efficient service

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream

Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"

We need a new bathroom and a water heater in need of installing... Hop on over to Cork for a bit

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

It could be quite an interesting move to use an empty Fab lolly box to hold bits and bobs in a tool bag whilst on a job

Pop it somewhere noticeable and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that an invite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll put one next to my radio

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"It could be quite an interesting move to use an empty Fab lolly box to hold bits and bobs in a tool bag whilst on a job

Pop it somewhere noticeable and see what happens. "

Interesting idea - hmmmmm

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I think this kind of thing is the perfect storm of being mutually interested and able to drop / pick up on the hints

Rob got hit on during a repair job 25 years ago and only realised LAST YEAR

That made me chuckle.

A memory to cherish, I guess!

A x

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By *aul621Man
over a year ago

manchester

I've been doing jobs in customers houses for years and have never had anyone come onto me,

Cups of tea, sandwiches very friendly Flirtatious etc..

But then again I'm always professional from my side and can't turn up at clients houses like it a 70s porn film!

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've been doing jobs in customers houses for years and have never had anyone come onto me,

Cups of tea, sandwiches very friendly Flirtatious etc..

But then again I'm always professional from my side and can't turn up at clients houses like it a 70s porn film!

Unfortunately probably better to keep business and pleasure separate…but we can imagine

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By *aul621Man
over a year ago

manchester

"I've been doing jobs in customers houses for years and have never had anyone come onto me,

Cups of tea, sandwiches very friendly Flirtatious etc..

But then again I'm always professional from my side and can't turn up at clients houses like it a 70s porn film!

Unfortunately probably better to keep business and pleasure separate…but we can imagine

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By *aul621Man
over a year ago

manchester

Yes always keep it professional and the client is probably thinking the same, I have met a few women over the years who I've thought now I would like more than a cup of tea of you but as a tradesman you have to keep it all level and above board

If any one is looking for a plumber in Manchester area I'm available

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By *nlygirlzallowedWoman
over a year ago

N ireland

Porn videos give a completely unrealistic impression of how quickly a plumber will come round

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby

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By *miratescoupleCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Plumbers in Warwickshire??

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh

Our plumber got a surprise when he repaired our kitchen tap. Pic on here

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By *un_ajMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Our plumber got a surprise when he repaired our kitchen tap. Pic on here

Need any DIY doing?

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By *uffhandymanMan
over a year ago

selby/peterborough

Naked handyman / cleaner available for all services

availability this week if anyone needs anything

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