FabSwingers.com forum: Most awkward swinging situation?!

By *lma95 OP Man
over a year ago

Northants

What’s the most awkward swinging situation you’ve been in?! Curious to hear the stories lol

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

When they actually turned up and they looked like their pictures

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Girl in a club who was with a partner made it clear she wanted us both, but her partner didn't want to. Almighty row ensued between them. Major embarrassing for us. We left them to it.

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We had a meeting with a couple, the lady had just finished work...we all started to play, then realised she was quite smelly, body odour upstairs and downstairs, just had to avoid it and quickly finish.

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By *ants_Nerdy_CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Havant

"Girl in a club who was with a partner made it clear she wanted us both, but her partner didn't want to. Almighty row ensued between them. Major embarrassing for us. We left them to it.

We have a similar story, except she was literally just talking to us and he went completely off the deep end about her hanging out with the fat ugly ones. He was a bit of a gym bro, she was a hippy type. He ended up running home alone along the motorway while some caring strangers took her back to her hotel.

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Couple we met with for play, after we had already met them for social had a falling out and had a domestic in kitchen, while we sat in the dark (that’s right they didn’t even put the light on for us) living room. We were staying at theirs and was a little over the limit to escape so we had to put ourselves to bed. The husband then came into bedroom at 3am wanting to play, awful awful meet. Put us off for a while, we’ve not arranged a play meet since and thinking of clubs and parties only

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I offered a girl a lift to a club night. When I arrived to pick her up from her place, she had a friend with her - another girl. Both got in my car, and both had been drinking. Quite a bit. The closer we got to the club, the more d*unk I realised they were. And they announced that they were cousins, not friends. Then spilt an entire bottle of rosé over my back seats. When we got to the club, they kept drinking, turned obnoxious, and reached the point of falling over, smashing glasses, stealing other people’s drinks, and putting a real damper on everybody else’s night …

I just apologised to the owners, who reassured me that it wasn’t my fault, and then I left.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

"Girl in a club who was with a partner made it clear she wanted us both, but her partner didn't want to. Almighty row ensued between them. Major embarrassing for us. We left them to it.

LOL. No idea what happened to them. We still had a good night tho.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Discretion forbids me going into detail but we learned not to meet people who drink too much, if we feel one partner isn't keen we're usually right and should decline a meet and we shouldn't ignore our gut feelings

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

being contacted by a neighbour who is also on here and recognized me...!

but it turned out to be ok, he's cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting a girl I used to go to school with in a club 20 years later

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Met a couple from fab at their house everything was going great till we decided to go to the bedroom and take things further. After a few moments he started to get jealous and they started arguing so I quickly got dressed and left them to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having my IUD fucked out by a meet. that was pretty awkward

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
over a year ago

near you...

The most awkward thing usually is when the other guy/s can't get it up for whatever reason (at all or can't maintain an erection). Happens more often than you'd think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning up at a party with a single guy and him literally turning, glancing at me, waving, and disappearing for the entire night. I didn’t see him again until kicking out time. And then he had the unmitigated gall to be confused when I was frosty with him!!

Tithead.

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

Ours was post swing .

We had had a social with a really nice couple and we'd gone on to arrange a meet at the old Kestrels.

The day before the meet C's period started .

Cue frantic searches for anything to pause it as we did not want to let them down.

All we could find out was something women can take a month or more before, we needed something now .

In the dimmer recesses of Google we found out about lemons .

Apparently if a woman eats a lemon it can pause her period.

Well , C ate several, just to be sure .

The Kestrels meet went unbloodied and we stopped the night in the T5 Travelodge.

I awoke in the night to a peculiar smell and switching on the light revealed what looked like a gorey scene from a horror movie and it smelled of blood and lemons .

Presumably the paused period let go with a vengeance,albeit a oddly odoured one .

Cue frantic scrubbing of everything,but especially the white sheets and duvet .

We fled afterwards.

Happy memories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting a couple socially in a pub, where the male became very loud and crass with other customers nearby.

It felt a little awkward, but through bad judgment, I returned to theirs.

Once there, the male stated he was bisexual and when I informed him I wasn't but didn't have any concerns, he became quite aggressive.

Always good to be dressed when leaving politely in a hurry whilst being threatened.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"Turning up at a party with a single guy and him literally turning, glancing at me, waving, and disappearing for the entire night. I didn’t see him again until kicking out time. And then he had the unmitigated gall to be confused when I was frosty with him!!

Tithead."

Silly Boy as awesome photo's young lady

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

When a couple we were about to head back to a hotel with introduced us to another couple and asked if we minded them joining us.

We weren’t into them at all and the wife was d*unk

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Ha! We were in 2x2 in gran canaria a few years back. We'd had a great night just playing on our own. We'd ended up in the dark room where we had our final fuck and I'd cum on Steph's boobs.

We were having our traditional post-fuck hi-5 when in walk a couple who seemed a bit tipsy. They jumped on the bed with us and, without a word, made their move. The lady lunged in to try and kiss me whilst the guy went straight to Steph's boobs.

I managed to deftly face palm the d*unk lady away from me but the guy made it to boob land and went in for a motorboat. Before I could warn him, he rears back up yelling that he'd got my cum in his eyes and mouth

The guy scuttled out of the room swearing, rapidly followed by the lady.

We bumped into them in the changing room after and actually had a nice chat. They had no previous experience or understanding of clubs or swinging and thought they'd give a "sex club" a go. They didn't seem to think you needed consent or could say no.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"having my IUD fucked out by a meet. that was pretty awkward

Px "

Wouldn’t it be wild if there’s a guy further down this thread telling the same story from the other perspective…

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Tithead."

I’m guessing this party was one of those “no single guys” events?!

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Invited to pouples House great sex with his wife he cum in minutes as he watched she had multiple orgasms and soaked the bed then he got jealous hit me kicked wife

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

"Couple we met with for play, after we had already met them for social had a falling out and had a domestic in kitchen, while we sat in the dark (that’s right they didn’t even put the light on for us) living room. We were staying at theirs and was a little over the limit to escape so we had to put ourselves to bed. The husband then came into bedroom at 3am wanting to play, awful awful meet. Put us off for a while, we’ve not arranged a play meet since and thinking of clubs and parties only"

That’s sounds really bad ;(

We were in a club together playing with another couple when he suddenly turned for I reason twisting my wife’s nipples pushing her back . He and his partner then started an argument while my wife was very upset

It was the last playing meet my wife has done ;(

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By *ornyj37Man
over a year ago

Devon

Had a young couple come to mine for a threesome...they bought a bottle of wine which the lady virtually downed and then burst into tears saying she didn't want to play...I explained it was fine and got them a taxi...shame as she was hot !

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Very honourable of you a perfect gent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to our first large social in a pub not knowing anybody.

Took 20 minutes of chatting before we realised we were with the wrong group and it was a wedding party!

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By *igforfun100Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

What a numpty

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By *ornyj37Man
over a year ago

Devon

"Very honourable of you a perfect gent. "

Always

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By *ittleJayMan
over a year ago

Near Warrington

"Went to our first large social in a pub not knowing anybody.

Took 20 minutes of chatting before we realised we were with the wrong group and it was a wedding party!"

So funny xxxxxxx

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By *igforfun100Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Went to a club with girlfriend. Lost her in a heap of cock. Think 20 plus later found her bluttered and a badly abused P. That put paid to the rest of our holiday.

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By *igforfun100Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Oh lordy!!!!

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By *igforfun100Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Oops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tithead."

Do you fancy taking me to a club some time?

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"What’s the most awkward swinging situation you’ve been in?! Curious to hear the stories lol

went to a planned meet at someones pub, closed so we headed upstairs to the living area. Once upstairs Bones h=gave me a nudge and pointed towards the hosts wife injecting into her arm with a rubber band. So we were sat there thinking of a het out when another couple came in and introduced themselves, he hubby was all excited and pleasurable but the wife was crying and very distraught, he said to her 'shush it will be alright when you get into it' The host wife then returned off her tits on something, at this point I just thought fuck it, we wont be making an excuse, if any one says anything we will just tell them. Got downstairs and the hubby asked whats up, just told them whilst he was talking to another couple, so we just rattled off what we just witnessed, not into drugs or partners being forced into doing what they clearly dont want

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By *ove2PlayLincsCouple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Twice had none repeaters which while not catastrophic was a little disappointing as they were told we were looking for a longer session.

One that went soft and then blamed us for stopping to change positions for dp etc.

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By *rGenMan
over a year ago

Bingley

Met a couple in a pub car park for chat and see where it leads meet, he was keen for me and his wife to get together on the back seat but she was not overly welcoming or comfortable with things I thought and I felt he was trying to pressure her so I made my excuses and left which was a shame as she was very good looking but I need a green light from all before play can commence.

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"having my IUD fucked out by a meet. that was pretty awkward

Px "

Noooooooo. Omg are you ok?!?! Omg I have an IUD how did this happen so I can try and avoid this hell from happening to me.

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By *iren!Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ours was post swing .

We had had a social with a really nice couple and we'd gone on to arrange a meet at the old Kestrels.

The day before the meet C's period started .

Cue frantic searches for anything to pause it as we did not want to let them down.

All we could find out was something women can take a month or more before, we needed something now .

In the dimmer recesses of Google we found out about lemons .

Apparently if a woman eats a lemon it can pause her period.

Well , C ate several, just to be sure .

The Kestrels meet went unbloodied and we stopped the night in the T5 Travelodge.

I awoke in the night to a peculiar smell and switching on the light revealed what looked like a gorey scene from a horror movie and it smelled of blood and lemons .

Presumably the paused period let go with a vengeance,albeit a oddly odoured one .

Cue frantic scrubbing of everything,but especially the white sheets and duvet .

We fled afterwards.

Happy memories..."

This made me laugh so much because it's my kind of luck.

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By *fter dinner delightCouple
over a year ago

bury st edmunds/london

Chatting to someone under a fake profile and it was husbands friend

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

With a single: pre-internet, after hooking-up via a chatline; arriving in the early hours, letting myself in the unlatched front door; making my way up to the bedroom; and finding the woman I was visiting sprawled across the bed naked, passed-out, with an empty wine glass beside her and the empty bottle on the floor...

....after rousing her to ensure she was OK, then having to resist her fumbling attempts to undo my jeans whilst slurring something about being horny and wanting to fuck, while I tried at first to explain that I wasn't going to be doing anything with her while she was in a d*unken stupor, before finally giving up, and simply leaving her to it...

With a couple: early internet days, arriving for a meet and being surprised when the husband opened the door 'fully dressed' in lingerie and heels; being reassured by his wife that it was OK, they'd just forgotten to mention he liked to watch whilst dressed that way...

....then later, when she and I had just started 'Round Two', he began 'directing' by telling me to 'do this' and 'do that'; that it wasn't only me finding his constant instructions off-putting was evidenced when eventually she shouted at him to "shut up, or fuck off, and leave us to it" - followed by him storming out of the bedroom, then returning and arguing with her; me quietly getting dressed and leaving, with her trying to apologise to me while he kept ranting at her...

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Having a meet (male) turn up at the exact time that my girlfriend popped round.

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