FabSwingers.com forum: We asked a jury of 100 couples...

By *sLillyMrWolfe OP Couple
over a year ago

near you...

...why the female of the couple was unavailable and:

83% said "she is in a different town/county/country/solar system so do you mind if it's just me?"

57% said "it's her time of the month for the next forever so do you mind if it's just me?"

35% said "she's very shy and prefers if I (the male) meets the couple first so do you mind if it's just me?"

27% said "we can't get a babysitter so do you mind if it's just me?"

20% said "she isn't into men that are black/asian/white/tall/short/alive (delete as applicable) so do you mind if it's just me?"

2% said "look, she doesn't exist, ok. It's just me and the Fleshlight at the moment and the Fleshlight needs new batteries. See you at 8?"

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

She's away with work at the moment

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Sounds about right

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Did you get a Pointless answer?

“She is busy fucking as many couples as possible and couldn’t get away from her latest orgy”

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

My other half abducted by aliens and they release her back to me for club or party meets only

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"...why the female of the couple was unavailable and:

83% said "she is in a different town/county/country/solar system so do you mind if it's just me?"

57% said "it's her time of the month for the next forever so do you mind if it's just me?"

35% said "she's very shy and prefers if I (the male) meets the couple first so do you mind if it's just me?"

27% said "we can't get a babysitter so do you mind if it's just me?"

20% said "she isn't into men that are black/asian/white/tall/short/alive (delete as applicable) so do you mind if it's just me?"

2% said "look, she doesn't exist, ok. It's just me and the Fleshlight at the moment and the Fleshlight needs new batteries. See you at 8?"

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lol hey shes asleep, shes out of country, shes at work

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By *sLillyMrWolfe OP Couple
over a year ago

near you...

"Did you get a Pointless answer?

“She is busy fucking as many couples as possible and couldn’t get away from her latest orgy”

0%"

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

"...why the female of the couple was unavailable and:

83% said "she is in a different town/county/country/solar system so do you mind if it's just me?"

57% said "it's her time of the month for the next forever so do you mind if it's just me?"

35% said "she's very shy and prefers if I (the male) meets the couple first so do you mind if it's just me?"

27% said "we can't get a babysitter so do you mind if it's just me?"

20% said "she isn't into men that are black/asian/white/tall/short/alive (delete as applicable) so do you mind if it's just me?"

2% said "look, she doesn't exist, ok. It's just me and the Fleshlight at the moment and the Fleshlight needs new batteries. See you at 8?"

Love the last one least he's finally being honest

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