FabSwingers.com forum: Measuring Up

By *imply_Sensual OP Man
over a year ago

warrington

I have seen quite a few pics on couple's profiles where the guy is comparing his cock to an inanimate object, I am assuming to gloat about the size......

I have seen sky remotes, cans of hairspray.........

What is the weirdest thing you have seen a guys cock compared to on a pic?

And for the guys who measure in that way - why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to compare my cock with something, so a can of WD40 was the easiest thing at hand at the time lol

I have to say, it has generated quite a few funny messages over time! I know a guy who used a tube of Pringles, and he was nearly as thick and long as it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo mints

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

a bic biro pen i was bigger just!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scaffold pole

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By *umcoveredpussyCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I was asked to compare my cock with something, so a can of WD40 was the easiest thing at hand at the time lol

I have to say, it has generated quite a few funny messages over time! I know a guy who used a tube of Pringles, and he was nearly as thick and long as it!! "

The mini tubes or nini packets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo mints

At least you said plaural lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to compare my cock with something, so a can of WD40 was the easiest thing at hand at the time lol

I have to say, it has generated quite a few funny messages over time! I know a guy who used a tube of Pringles, and he was nearly as thick and long as it!!

The mini tubes or nini packets"

No, full size tube!! Huge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo mints

At least you said plaural lol."

Lol...could have been tic tacs ! Besides who wants to sleep with a tin of wd40 ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo mints

At least you said plaural lol.

Lol...could have been tic tacs ! Besides who wants to sleep with a tin of wd40 ! Lol "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a giant lighter

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Please, please - someone say 'toothpick'!

Or 'marrow'.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I was asked to compare my cock with something, so a can of WD40 was the easiest thing at hand at the time lol

I have to say, it has generated quite a few funny messages over time! I know a guy who used a tube of Pringles, and he was nearly as thick and long as it!! "

Ha, this is funny coz I was about to say wd40 then saw your comment end realised it was your photo!! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surprised sky remote hasnt been mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 pack of cigs (showing girth) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arm!

Wasn't a deliberately posed shot - just came out looking like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 pack of cigs (showing girth) x"

and he was a none smoker lol

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Well the Sky remotes (or Sky + ones) at last check measured 8 inches in length. So for males that make claims on their profiles, it is an easy way to confirm said claims.

Of course, it really only matters to those that take such things into consideration when choosing potential playmates.

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

Am surprised no ones got onto comparing their dicks to the size or power of their cars.

.....??

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Am surprised no ones got onto comparing their dicks to the size or power of their cars.

.....??"

I have seen a few dicks posing by cars but that's probably not what you mean!

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