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By *abfips OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

When did you miss out in the opportunity and only realised after it was to late.

Mine in my younger days I was invited around to a mates for a drink with him and his girlfriend, after few drinks she disappeared only to come back semi naked they started to get it on, not wanting to be a gooseberry I said “right I’m off them” a few week later my mate said “what was wrong with you then the other night” it was an invitation to a threesum.

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

You missed out

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

You certainly did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You missed out"

I’d hate to miss out with you two

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

Similar one to OP.

In my younger days I was out with a friend and we met 2 older women.

We went back to one of their houses and had a drink. I was in the kitchen with one woman and my friend in the front room with the other. He came in and said he’d ordered a taxi and it was here so I just decided to go with him.

A few weeks later I saw the other woman out and she asked why I’d gone with him. I said I didn’t think that she would want to be sat in the living room alone. She just looked at me, laughed and said ‘I would’ve came and joined in, don’t worry’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once turned down a 3 sum with a mate and a Dutch girl.

She was very blatant about it - no beating around the bush.

But I was young and wasn’t confident in front of other guys at the time.

He went and fucked her on his own.

What a fool I was!!!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I studied in France a long time ago ...a female flat mate invited me to her empty family cottage for the night with a friend. I slept the night sharing a bed with two sexy french girls and was to nervous to do anything ...

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

I was on deployment in the States , Boston, a group of off duty nurses were with our group having visited our ship earlier. One of them threw herself at me but I behaved as I was married. Went home 2 months later and my then wife was cheating with my neighbour!

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By *abfips OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"I studied in France a long time ago ...a female flat mate invited me to her empty family cottage for the night with a friend. I slept the night sharing a bed with two sexy french girls and was to nervous to do anything ...

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. I don’t feel so bad now lol

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

One for each.

Debs was on a night out and bumped into a guy from school. Chatted and flirted before she went home but text him to say if he fancied a coffee, he was welcome at her flat. He turned up, they had coffee and then he left after a kiss goodbye. That was it. She was commando under her trousers and he just left. Turns out he'd never been with someone older and he was too nervous to make the first move and he wanted her to 'go for it' so she knew he was genuine.

Charlie - gave two girls a lift to town when at Uni. They protested that he should stay out to have fun and that it wouldn't be a late night at all but he went home to revise for exams instead. Turns out that what they meant by 'not a late night' was a couple of drinks and then home for a threesome but he misread the signals.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Many years ago, when I was in a shared house a friend of mine brought a girl back from a club and I was pottering around the kitchen. As they walked past to go to his room, she stopped, looked at me then said to him "get your mate".

I was feeling pretty grotty so like an idiot I said "I'll catch you next time".

Neither of us saw her again

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"When did you miss out in the opportunity and only realised after it was to late.

Mine in my younger days I was invited around to a mates for a drink with him and his girlfriend, after few drinks she disappeared only to come back semi naked they started to get it on, not wanting to be a gooseberry I said “right I’m off them” a few week later my mate said “what was wrong with you then the other night” it was an invitation to a threesum. "

There wasn't anything wrong with you, you were being respectful. If people can't articulate what they want how the hell are you supposed to know?

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

As a younger man, I worked on a mainly female team and had what is best described as a flirty friendship with Sam, a busty blonde in her mid 30s.

One day, I said to her "when are we going to have an affair then?"

She said "whenever you want, if you dont mind my husband watching..."

I didn't really think about it, having never heard of open relationships, let alone swinging.

A few days later, the subject of conversation amongst the women was this thing called dogging and also swinging! She mentioned about her aand hubby liked taking lovers back to the other one to watch etc. I leaned over and asked quietly "were you serious about hubby watching us?"

"Oh yes!"

As I thought the idea of someone watching my hairy arse bounce around on their mrs to be ridiculous, I just laughed and carried on.

Unfortunately she took my laughing as me laughing at the idea of sex with her and she despised me ever after

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

I was down the pub not long after coming out of a long term relationship and got chatting to a woman id known for years, mid speech she learned towards me and started kissing.

She was asking me to go home to hers for an after party but she got too d*unk and threw up everywhere. I called her a taxi and sent her on her way haha

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By *abfips OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"I was down the pub not long after coming out of a long term relationship and got chatting to a woman id known for years, mid speech she learned towards me and started kissing.

She was asking me to go home to hers for an after party but she got too d*unk and threw up everywhere. I called her a taxi and sent her on her way haha"

good call as the lady was obviously very d*unk, hats off your a gent and in those circumstances I hope we would do the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did you miss out in the opportunity and only realised after it was to late.

Mine in my younger days I was invited around to a mates for a drink with him and his girlfriend, after few drinks she disappeared only to come back semi naked they started to get it on, not wanting to be a gooseberry I said “right I’m off them” a few week later my mate said “what was wrong with you then the other night” it was an invitation to a threesum. "

So have to have it spelt out to them otherwise the get accused of harassment, had it done to me

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By *enfella4uMan
over a year ago

staffs

A while ago my sister in law was staying with us and I happened to be doing some work upstairs and she was in the bath I heard the water splashing about a bit and could see through the crack of door she was masturbating then she looked directly at me watching her and then opened her legs and pushed two fingers inside her whilst still looking at me I was instantly hard, she got out the bath opened the door and rubbed my cock through my shorts and walked into the room she was staying in I followed and she pulled my shorts down and wanked me off as I rubbed her pussy later that week she said to me I could of so easily let u slide into me and fuck me so hard but my mrs was downstairs at the time I certainly missed out then hopefully another chance will arise

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"When did you miss out in the opportunity and only realised after it was to late.

Mine in my younger days I was invited around to a mates for a drink with him and his girlfriend, after few drinks she disappeared only to come back semi naked they started to get it on, not wanting to be a gooseberry I said “right I’m off them” a few week later my mate said “what was wrong with you then the other night” it was an invitation to a threesum.

There wasn't anything wrong with you, you were being respectful. If people can't articulate what they want how the hell are you supposed to know?"

Exactly this. Reading a lot of the responses here it looks like people were just trying to be decent people.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Last week damnit did a status swap forum challenge lol backfired ce la vie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A while ago my sister in law was staying with us and I happened to be doing some work upstairs and she was in the bath I heard the water splashing about a bit and could see through the crack of door she was masturbating then she looked directly at me watching her and then opened her legs and pushed two fingers inside her whilst still looking at me I was instantly hard, she got out the bath opened the door and rubbed my cock through my shorts and walked into the room she was staying in I followed and she pulled my shorts down and wanked me off as I rubbed her pussy later that week she said to me I could of so easily let u slide into me and fuck me so hard but my mrs was downstairs at the time I certainly missed out then hopefully another chance will arise "

In todays episode of ‘things that never happened’

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By *ertfordshiremaleMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"When did you miss out in the opportunity and only realised after it was to late.

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My girlfriend left for work leaving me in her bed. I didn't think anyone else was in the house, so had a shower and went back to lie in bed, 2mins later her sister walks in smiling at me. Walks into the ensuite and starts doing her makeup giving me a look. Starts putting red lipstick on. Then she walks over to me and asked if iam staying in bed all day. I told her yes as its my day off. She shook her head and walked out.

Couple days later, after dinner. She whispered in my ear I really wanted to fuxk you the other morning.

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close


"I was down the pub not long after coming out of a long term relationship and got chatting to a woman id known for years, mid speech she learned towards me and started kissing.

She was asking me to go home to hers for an after party but she got too d*unk and threw up everywhere. I called her a taxi and sent her on her way haha good call as the lady was obviously very d*unk, hats off your a gent and in those circumstances I hope we would do the same. "

Exactly why i didnt go back with her.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

We were on holiday in Cyprus back in 2008 or so, in our mid 20s. We'd gone to this bar that was pretty lively with kareoke so we had a few drinks and joined in.

Steph was doing a number and suddenly got joined on stage by a woman in her late 40s / 50s. She started d*unkenly dueting with her and sexy dancing, squeezing stephs bum. Some guys of a similar age to the woman came over to me and started saying how sexy we both looked as a couple and how we should join them at their table. We got some more drinks and joined them.

Had a lovely hour or so with them, chatting and doing more kareoke. All the while, the older woman kept complimenting Steph on her boobs, bum, face etc.. All this time, the older guys were grinning at us both. Another older woman had joined the group and was stood in between the two guys, who were groping her every now and then while she kissed them both.

After a bit, they said they were going to take the party back to their villa and would we like to join them for more "kareoke" wink wink. We were so naive and literally thought they meant kareoke We hadn't heard of swingers then or ever considered it. We said no thanks and that we were all sung out for the night. They said we didn't need to sing, we could just watch them "sing" wink wink.

Looking back, it's obvious they were swingers. I remember the older lady got a bit huffy when we finally turned them down and left. I think, with our experience here now, we'd probably go along with it if it happened again

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Woman from here, we had arranged for a social and she clearly said that it was only a social at hers. Upon leaving hers we had snogged the face of each other and she says she wished I'd made a move on her. It's later I thought you blinker why didn't I as the signals were their but I was keeping too the rules it was a social

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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

Years ago I was working a night shift . A colleague was off and text me asking could I call round as she had a huge spider in her place and she was afraid of them . I called round and she answered in dressing gown , she said it was in the bedroom . Her bf was working a night shift too so not there. I started looking round her bedroom like a dope for the made up spider . She was sitting on the bed chatting away. After a while I left . Completely clueless why she had really called me round . Later it went off like a light bulb in my brain . I text her and was like did u call me round to fuck you . She laughed and was like u will never know now . I was clueless to the signals

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

When hubby was 17 or 18 he was offered the chance to star in some porn films, he was shit scared and bottled it, he still kicks himself now would love to watch a young hubs doing his thing especially as he had long hair back then! X

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I (Mrs.) had numerous hints dropped by other female classmates in Highschool and college but I didn’t react to them. So I guess it’s true we get wiser with age

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Years ago I was working a night shift . A colleague was off and text me asking could I call round as she had a huge spider in her place and she was afraid of them . I called round and she answered in dressing gown , she said it was in the bedroom . Her bf was working a night shift too so not there. I started looking round her bedroom like a dope for the made up spider . She was sitting on the bed chatting away. After a while I left . Completely clueless why she had really called me round . Later it went off like a light bulb in my brain . I text her and was like did u call me round to fuck you . She laughed and was like u will never know now . I was clueless to the signals "

Brilliant , hilarious

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