FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Crazies are out!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

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and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

What are they too big for, exactly? It’s all relative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

It’s all those married men! They are off work her indoors has gone back to work and the keyboard warrior instinct was to great to resist?

On a separate but related note your breasts are just magnificent. No need for thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

This happens 365 days a year for me!!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I bet they are watching GB News as well...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

What are they too big for, exactly? It’s all relative!

No idea but they offended him it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

This happens 365 days a year for me!!

Must be all those young fellas getting a hard time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

Don't let it ruin your day.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

What are they too big for, exactly? It’s all relative!

No idea but they offended him it seems

I'm prepared to be offended

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

What are they too big for, exactly? It’s all relative!

No idea but they offended him it seems

well that's a first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2-3 days stuck with the family will break brains it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you"

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

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By *ouseofhoneyCouple
over a year ago

North West

Turned our account on hidden due to the messages we were getting Xmas day morning... was like have a day off ffs

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

Are you sure about that?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

Are you sure about that?

Yeah people from forums can directly message you even if you don't allow men to message

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

This happens 365 days a year for me!!

Must be all those young fellas getting a hard time

Football season is over right? There was a slight lull when that was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

This happens 365 days a year for me!!

Must be all those young fellas getting a hard time

Football season is over right? There was a slight lull when that was on

The World Cup is over the football season recommenced yesterday......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

Are you sure about that?

Yeah people from forums can directly message you even if you don't allow men to message "

Men are allowed since they're my priority, but I totally forgot about the forums...wonder how many men use that to get around the blocks!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I've never messaged you in my life and I'm dober as a sudge

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bank holidays and regular holiday periods just become extended weekends in terms of Fab behaviour

All of the cock-brained guys and weird requests come out again

LvM

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

Seems a tad unfair. I’m sure your tits are nicely big enough too!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

The dickheads have just got their first day of escape from family OP is all

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By *r imp miss minxCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

Maybe they’re too big cos his is too small! I’m sure his mother would be very proud of him.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

Are you sure about that?

Yeah people from forums can directly message you even if you don't allow men to message

Men are allowed since they're my priority, but I totally forgot about the forums...wonder how many men use that to get around the blocks!

You're somewhat attractive, with lovely hair, even blurred. Not quite sure why he's complaining about your chest, it's covered with a tasteful jumper. Ignore the cretins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

Are you sure about that?

Yeah people from forums can directly message you even if you don't allow men to message

Men are allowed since they're my priority, but I totally forgot about the forums...wonder how many men use that to get around the blocks!

You're somewhat attractive, with lovely hair, even blurred. Not quite sure why he's complaining about your chest, it's covered with a tasteful jumper. Ignore the cretins

It's not that tasteful... it says 'Deck the Halls and Fuck the Tories'

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Maybe they’re too big cos his is too small!"

I came here to say this. People are crazy.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had a few very brief messages this morning. Guessing they can't manage more than four words

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"Had a few very brief messages this morning. Guessing they can't manage more than four words

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Hey ! Seems to be all some could manage

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I think Tuesdays are the new Mondays ,my message quality was always dire Mondays.Then for some reason it changed to Tuesday instead.

It is Tuesday isn't it?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Tighten up your filters if it's annoying you

They're on max, that's the thing! Still hasn't stopped anything

Are you sure about that?

Yeah people from forums can directly message you even if you don't allow men to message

Men are allowed since they're my priority, but I totally forgot about the forums...wonder how many men use that to get around the blocks!

You're somewhat attractive, with lovely hair, even blurred. Not quite sure why he's complaining about your chest, it's covered with a tasteful jumper. Ignore the cretins

It's not that tasteful... it says 'Deck the Halls and Fuck the Tories'

I find that particularly tasteful

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"-one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

They obviously have a small willy so will get lost between them, you need to read between the lines

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tits too big?!

Does not compute, does not compute...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even 8.30am and I had:

- one almighty tantrum because I sent a polite rejection

- one message telling me "your tits are too big" (um...sorry I guess?!

)

and one message telling me sorry but I'm not for him. Fair enough normally, but we'd never conversed and he lived about 400 miles away.

Put the Christmas booze down fellas!

They prob frustrated cuz they never got their dicks wet

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can tits be too big?

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