FabSwingers.com forum: Turn offs on profiles

By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

We probably had this thread before many times but be interested to know what puts you off to stop you replying, even though you think they're physically attractive from their photos. But something they written or shown in their photos put you off from continuing the conversation.

For me is big beards and sex photos and videos

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

They sounded brilliant, really attractive but then sent me loads of sex photos, thinking I would find it sexy. It's happened too many times

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"They sounded brilliant, really attractive but then sent me loads of sex photos, thinking I would find it sexy. It's happened too many times

I wondered if the sender's of the 'sex photos' we're under the impression it would sway us in their favour or whether it was an effort to prove they're "real"?

Mrs and I really aren't fans of facial hair...a definite "nope" from us. X

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"They sounded brilliant, really attractive but then sent me loads of sex photos, thinking I would find it sexy. It's happened too many times

I wondered if the sender's of the 'sex photos' we're under the impression it would sway us in their favour or whether it was an effort to prove they're "real"?

Mrs and I really aren't fans of facial hair...a definite "nope" from us. X"

Oh right, it's their way of proving authenticity? To me, I think instantly they nicked it from the internet lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Close up genitals. Yes I know you have a vagina ( well done you ) but I don’t want to see your breakfast thank you very much.

The mr

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Too many cock pics ..or pussies.different women blowing you...

sex without condom...

I could go on and on

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By *aveyDipperMan
over a year ago

Teesside

I don’t need to see inside a pussy via this site, I know what it looks and feels like and want something left to entice me in. Seeing a nice round bum and or a good cleavage and boobs is great, but keep the hole secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pix of meets with too many bodies around ..lol

Pix with them wearing socks ...whats all that about ...lol

Youngs guys trying to be Dom and all bull like ..and they cant even grow a beard

Carpets that want a vac

Untidy houses

Single womens profiles that have list of "dont" to the point were you think all thats left is to shake hands

Couples that just pose and have gym pics , we'd have to remove all the mirrors in the house if we met them just to get something done ...

Profile that go on and on , to the point you get bored

Could go on ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry missed one

Single female profiles that arent really single , ...within 2 mins of chatting the husband of this so called single profile is involved , just have a couples profile and stop chasing after attention , it looks a bit sad

Think thats about it for now .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pic with a toilet in the background.

"Single" Men who upload photos of people they've sex with.

Especially when they're deleting and re-uploading for attention.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

'Genuine' - sure...

'Clean' 'Fresh smelling'...I should bloody hope so. This should not need to be said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex photos especially bare back ones either are bad but honestly that really gives me the ick. There are so many things haha I seem to get the ick rather easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many nos or preferences as people call them lol. It's fine being shallow but Jesus some people expect bloody models

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By *ovis and GreeneyesCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

1 List of do + dont's.

2 "must be fit" comment.

3 single female that turn out to be a couple of males faking.

4 "fab if you want this, fuck this orfriends invite" on pics.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Action shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can see more of some random woman than them.

Claiming to be hung.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Cock pictures if they’re done well, I like! If they’re on the profile, I don’t need another copy sending in a message though.

Hate action shots, photos with bodily fluids, public toilets, butt holes the list goes on!

However, I’m two faced. If the bloke is a 10/10 I can overlook all of these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s always in the text where I’ll lose interest. And it’s the negativity or so far up themselves (or at least that’s what’s projected ) that will make me turn off. Sometimes I think it’s an act, other times I can see I’m probably right.

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By *erandHerManCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Gaping arseholes. Arseholes that have been forcefully opened. Ewwwwww

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Those who leave the light on

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I know you're not looking for xyz, but you've never tried me"

Unsolicited dick pics and nothing else

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Hidden profiles commenting on profile expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Photos that don’t leave anything to the imagination

- If you sound like you’re not having a good time

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Solo profiles with bare back photos when they have safe sex listed. Gets me every time!

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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Took the words right out of my mouth

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Doesn’t take much really does it. It’s actually interesting how many find a cock pic offensive.

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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

"Pix of meets with too many bodies around ..lol

Pix with them wearing socks ...whats all that about ...lol

Youngs guys trying to be Dom and all bull like ..and they cant even grow a beard

These words

Carpets that want a vac

Untidy houses

Single womens profiles that have list of "dont" to the point were you think all thats left is to shake hands

Couples that just pose and have gym pics , we'd have to remove all the mirrors in the house if we met them just to get something done ...

Profile that go on and on , to the point you get bored

Could go on ....lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capital letters..

WHY ARE THEY SHOUTING.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Close up genitals. Yes I know you have a vagina ( well done you ) but I don’t want to see your breakfast thank you very much.

The mr "

Normally I’d agree 100% but then I saw one this morning which was so exceptionally pretty that nobody could complain.

But covered in spunk and clearly having had a rough night? Nah, I’m ok without, thanks.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Not much, really...I'm no oil painting myself and sexual attraction is hard to judge on screen. But I'm not attracted to anyone not on the Forums. It's where I live on Fab, really, and allows you to get a feel for the real person. So if I click on Hot photos, I actually get a bit confused as to who all these strangers are.

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By *ingk786Man
over a year ago

life

"Too many nos or preferences as people call them lol. It's fine being shallow but Jesus some people expect bloody models

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true. And your really cute and nearby to me too eh . Love your pictures xxx

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By *ansduoCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gentlemen that give it the chat that they "are patient and in it for the long-term". Then two days later you get a message along the lines of "I'll leave it up to you" with seemingly no more interest to explore potential dynamics.

If that's patience nowadays, wow!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

The Sydney University or similar disclaimer.

Repeated use of the words genuine or discrete.

Only cock pics and no idea of their body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passive aggressive demands in CAPITALS!!!

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pictures where the background is a room that looks like it’s been ransacked by burglars.

The pointless “Sydney University” rant.

Photos that look like they were taken pre digital camera!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

The standard copy and paste messages.

Sending us messages when you are not what we are looking for.

I am in your area type messages.. as if the person is selling double glazing.

Sending us harrasing messages urging us to meet you after briefly chatting.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

People what can’t write good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try and get round the filters.

Women contacting me to play with their partners when I have my no single men filter on.

Men using their single female partners profiles.

People who are younger/older changing their age on here and expecting me to be ‘understanding’ about it. No! Fuck off!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Profiles that suggest they seem to take things very seriously. Not that's a bad thing for them and it's fair enough people saying what they want. Its just we like things a bit more care free, light hearted and that flow naturally.

These things can include: A huge list of do's, don't and preferences. A preference of no kissing is a massive turn off. The use of we are or looking for professionals we find a bit cringe and maybe an indication they may not be our type. Any kind of elitist vibe.

Also messages or profiles that talk sexy talk that just sounds really cringy or naff or creepy. Granted again we know that is subjective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Sydney warning.

Illiterate profiles with poor grammar/spelling.

Boring cock pictures from every angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like many others, mens profiles that just show pictures of women with their cock. I’m not interested in seeing women.

Men who say “mmmmm” or use “naughty” unironically *vom*

Actually can we just ban “mmmmm” from this site. Grim.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Just updated my profile in line with the above !

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Is Sydney Disclaimer even real or works ?

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Single guys with pics of multiple different women, either on the profile or sent via DM. Do they know their pics (including faces sometimes) are being shared in order to snag a fuck? Would we end up having our pics shared if we met? It’s a big no from us!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Is Sydney Disclaimer even real or works ?

No, and no.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

If it's a couple's profile, aside from the doctor's view close ups, poorly written bio's, prescriptive do's and don'ts..

We have to add a distinct lack of pictures of Mr..

Truly their choice but we can't be arsed going back n forth if he's not for Y..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say that we look at many profiles and if we do nothing really bothers us to any extent.

But do dislike people who make out they’re laid back in an attempt at irony.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

When you scroll through the pictures and there on page 2 is that picture you have been dreading ! The smoking picture

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

On reflection, what’s more disappointing than a crappy profile is an excellent one that’s then followed by monosyllabic DMs. Lost count of the number of hot looking couples that write the dullest one-line DMs; getting a conversation going is like getting blood out of a stone sometimes

When the conversation flows, the juices usually follow

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Dripping fannies, long list of demands, a shitty attitude - there’s so many - some guy balls deep in you and your bedroom looks like a bomb went off…. Woman Dp’ing yourself with the dog sitting on the bed… they don’t need to see that …. 500 verifications with graphic detail….

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"When the conversation flows, the juices usually follow

So true, and that’s a lovely way of putting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a profile of the things they hate and lists of musts and must nots. Super negative profiles. Doesn’t leave much to talk about

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By *anter007Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Life is a variety of different tastes.

Don't judge just move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you click onto a profile and the first thing you see is a moaning statues... no need to go any further.

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford

Things that put us off include long wishlists, do and don'ts , disclaimers, lack of face pixx, unnecessary use of explicit language (yes we're all grown ups..... hopefully), close ups of deranged genitals, loads of cock pixx, words like hung, age ranges from 18-99, essays and descriptions in profile text, wow the list goes on.....don't want to be hypocritical lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pix of meets with too many bodies around ..lol

Pix with them wearing socks ...whats all that about ...lol

Youngs guys trying to be Dom and all bull like ..and they cant even grow a beard

Carpets that want a vac

Untidy houses

Single womens profiles that have list of "dont" to the point were you think all thats left is to shake hands

Couples that just pose and have gym pics , we'd have to remove all the mirrors in the house if we met them just to get something done ...

Profile that go on and on , to the point you get bored

Could go on ....lol "

You sure you didnt leave anything out??? Lol

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

There are too many to list but the first few that spring to mind are ugly dick pics (especially if they are red or angry looking, peculiar shaped or very small), bodily fluids, arseholes, action shots, messy backgrounds, anyone that calls me trouble or little lady or miss

, any that say they are ‘into kinky fun’

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By *hekMan
over a year ago

NE London

Those that mention raw (as opposed to bareback), its a no either way.

Those that write War & Peace as a profile, and prefix it with "don't contact me until you've read my entire profile"... Maybe that's okay for a strict mistress, but yeesh that a buzzkill for me, I'm looking to have fun, not apply for a mortgage!

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Those that mention their job as if we should be impressed

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Negative starts to profiles…..

Single guys with random woman in all there pics….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudden influx of penis pictures… as I f responding with a ‘hello’ is the green light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My main put off is all the donts and people bashing in profiles!

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

beards

ill fuck anything

ill fuck anyone

ill do anything

im genuine

im professional

im one of the good guys

im a honest guy

im not bi i just like cock

they always ruin it for us

ill 100% make you squirt

ill 100% make you scream the house down

can you keep up with me

look at my 9 inches (clearly not )

arty farty pics that never show the real person

think i better stop as i could type all day and sorry guys but as i only meet guys via fab but trust me i could write a even bigger list for couples and women

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By *istressdandsubtCouple
over a year ago

caterham

As much as the turn offs are relevant , perhaps.so good advise might be better to say what is a turn on., you cant please all the people but you can help some

Just a thought

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"My main put off is all the donts and people bashing in profiles!"

if people did not put there dont how else would you know ?? they put it so its clear what they dont want no ones asking you to jump thro hoops only you can do that ...

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

forgot ..

moaning

bitching

pleading

oh give me a chance please

sexist

racist

misogyny

bullies

those that use body shap to put women down bnut do it in a way that they think they get away with it

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I'm normally put off by photos of any cocks inside any orifice or cum photos.

I prefer more teasing shots leaving something to the imagination.

Also I don't like seeing 'no black or no Asian'

Or profiles saying 'don't ask me if I'm OK or how i am'. Just be grateful someone asked.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

I quite like it when people are clear about what they are wanting, for example if someone is searching for a man taller than 6', I'll take myself elsewhere because no matter how I try, that's not me!

What I see as a red flag on the profile is the ranting, "If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst You Don't Deserve Me At My Best" type thing. We're all here looking for (broadly) the same thing, can't we be a bit more chill about it?

Mind you, what always gets me on dating apps is when women say "not here to have fun". I mean, what are you here for then? Is this meant to be difficult work from the outset? But that's another story...

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Being far to long

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I also hate those profiles that describes the person as not wanting to sleep with the whole site and then has 50 verifications of meeting 50 different people in 3 month...

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By *andi19Couple
over a year ago

somewhere

But as much we put our don’ts on our profile, some guys still not getting it! I think they just don’t bother reading the profile!

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

"I also hate those profiles that describes the person as not wanting to sleep with the whole site and then has 50 verifications of meeting 50 different people in 3 month...

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I personally, when a profile is giving me “get off your high horse” vibe.

I just can’t…

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Photographs taken when there sitting on a toilet or any photos taken inside the bathroom, are they hiding from their other half?!

People holding up a drink like they're holding up the world Cup.

Stretched vaginas or a stretched anus.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

Dirty finger nails and untidy houses.

Also using the phrase “genuine and discreet”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untidy , messy and grubby looking houses, it just makes me think that their personal hygiene mirrors their housekeeping skills !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In photos - socks, messy room, using household objects for size comparison.

In profiles - I'm a pedant, so incorrect spelling of discreet, "I don't bite, unless you ask nicely", Sydney Uni, muscle poses.

In messages - Less than six words; single guys thinking they are offering me something special, there's tons of you out there; messaging when you haven't read my profile.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Dirty finger nails and untidy houses.

Also using the phrase “genuine and discreet” "

Love your sheer robe - can I ask where it’s from please?

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By *inklifexxCouple
over a year ago

mcr

I just dislike people that tease me with saying they wil help with fantasies and then not ever getting back in touch

need someone to fuck my man in front of me badly

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

fill in later

been here before

not my first rodeo

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'd welcome anyone to look at my profile and give me any pointers as to if I've done something wrong, I get ignored alot so not sure if I'm missing something. Thanks in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s spunk all over various body parts. I know turns some people on but not my cup of tea

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"I also hate those profiles that describes the person as not wanting to sleep with the whole site and then has 50 verifications of meeting 50 different people in 3 month...

thats roughtly one person every other day to some thats normal swinging and its hardly the who site is it ??

i do often wonder what some people think swinging is and why do people assume that every swinger only use;s fab ?? some on here with very few veri's have met 100s in other ways take a dogging couple they could meets several guys a night and no one would even know

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Blank profiles no pics and no verifications always make me laugh.

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

Demands that those that they meet are fit, toned etc when they obviously dont meet those criteria themselves.

Fab if you want to fuck this etc

Re posting the same status update every few hours

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Oh those that demand face pics when they have none themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your own facepics being sent back at you..

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"They sounded brilliant, really attractive but then sent me loads of sex photos, thinking I would find it sexy. It's happened too many times

This is a bit of a catch 22 in some ways. It's a swinging site... There are bound to be action photos and it shouldn't really be a surprise to find them! But I have to agree, especially if they're bareback, it doesn't make me want to engage with that person even slightly. Odd one

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Your own facepics being sent back at you.. "

Oh lord

awks

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By *obert and JaneCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Picky i know….. but

Poor grammar.

Terrible spelling.

Text speak!!!! Are we still in the 90’s???

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Dirty finger nails and untidy houses.

Also using the phrase “genuine and discreet”

Love your sheer robe - can I ask where it’s from please?

Thank you!

it’s from Ann Summers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penetration pics yuck!

Or anything coming out of the genitalia… I don’t need to see it thanks!

People with long rules and dos and donts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock shots and anything that resembles an explosion in a butchers shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure really as don't get much in the way of messages.....maybe my profile is a turn off if so any pointers greatly appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demanding profiles

Sydney bullshit

Bare profiles

Photos of that look like a hatchet wound

Fab my pics

I'm leaving or thinking of leaving

Warnings about so and so

"Straight guys"

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Explicit pics with their kids photos in the background.

Explicit photos taken with their kids toys in the background.

Untidy houses.

A nice long readable profile which turns out to be 95% about Sydney University.

Arrogant lists of demands that make out it will be a rare privilege for you to play with them, and don't you forget it! Not for me.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I'm leaving or thinking of leaving "

This one just makes me laugh. I try to remember to check them out a couple of days later and almost always they are still there. If you don't like it here then delete your account, simple.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Garish close ups of genitalia. Why??? And those who have bull or BBC as their opening gambit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Explicit pics with their kids photos in the background.

Explicit photos taken with their kids toys in the background.

Untidy houses.

A nice long readable profile which turns out to be 95% about Sydney University.

Arrogant lists of demands that make out it will be a rare privilege for you to play with them, and don't you forget it! Not for me. "

Yes! I’m glad it’s not just us.

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man
over a year ago

southampton

Definitely bad grammar, the token Sydney University disclaimer and anybody whose room looks like a 90’s teenager still lives there……

I mean, I have a selection of “this and that” on here picture wise, nothing too offensive though I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's nothing written in their bio

Distasteful images leaving nothing to the imagination.

More veri's than my years

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By *omtom21100Man
over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester

Cannot travel

Cannot accommodate

At the front door then? Garden?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Dirty finger nails and untidy houses.

Also using the phrase “genuine and discreet”

Love your sheer robe - can I ask where it’s from please?

Thank you!

it’s from Ann Summers"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always makes me laugh how we all add our thoughts on these, like our profiles are amazing and don’t put anyone off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put send a face pic with message or we won't reply, then reply with you didn't send a facepic. Makes no sense to me.

Dick pics and saying I only want to play with your girlfriend while you watch.

Our profile is far from perfect but perfection is/means something different to everyone.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"People who put send a face pic with message or we won't reply, then reply with you didn't send a facepic. Makes no sense to me.

Dick pics and saying I only want to play with your girlfriend while you watch.

Our profile is far from perfect but perfection is/means something different to everyone."
no pic no reply from a profile with zero pics on it

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Without saying the obvious like blank profiles or hordes of dick pics, we'd say someone refering themselves as "Professional".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men telling us what they’re going to do to me, especially if they think they’re going to dom me without even having a chat about how we roll.

Recently ‘you look nice’ put me off. Nice?!!

Also if someone lives too close. No play on our doorstep! Although I have actually chatted to someone recently who could probably hear us if our windows were open … damn our own rules!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without saying the obvious like blank profiles or hordes of dick pics, we'd say someone refering themselves as "Professional"."

Oh yes! Professionals!!! Why?!!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Repeated use of the words genuine or discrete.

..especially when discreet spelt as 'discrete' has a different meaning!

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By *N4funCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Check list that someone is measured by

Photos which are a collection of cock and fanny's in various positions or states of disarray

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

They're attached and cheating.

I can see more of all the women they've shagged than them ,ie just a hand or tip of cock.

Status updates saying need a BJ/balls emptying etc.

On couple profiles just pics of the woman and none of him or just his dick.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Also any 50 shades references or mention of giving a massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me just me

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"forgot ..

moaning

bitching

pleading

oh give me a chance please

sexist

racist

misogyny

bullies

those that use body shap to put women down bnut do it in a way that they think they get away with it"

Maybe you could get some bingo cards printed so we can all play along? Sadly I don't think it would take too long on here to get a house

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Straight guys who have 'Looking for Men TV/TS' on their profile. Instant delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just blank profiles, no information. Immediately delete no matter what they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky i know….. but

Poor grammar.

Terrible spelling.

Text speak!!!! Are we still in the 90’s???"

Picky I know but there shouldn't be an apostrophe in 90s, it's a plural. Sorry x

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By *xtraextra 2021Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Picky i know….. but

Poor grammar.

Terrible spelling.

Text speak!!!! Are we still in the 90’s???

Picky I know but there shouldn't be an apostrophe in 90s, it's a plural. Sorry x"

Good one

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Any mention of the word professional on the profile

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

In my opinion.....

Cock pics

Action shots

Male profile with pics of women

Untidy rooms

Toilet pics

Sydney University quote

Professional/discrete only

Gaping vag pics

Will fill in later

I'll make you squirt/scream

Love eating pussy for hours

Magic fingers

Deducting 10yrs from their age

No kissing

Clean and smelling fresh

I love everything else though

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A hidden profile.

“I’m a xx year old woman looking for men” and is the only text….

BBC only

VWE only

A list of hoops of fire to jump through

Club meets only

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

People who say “been here before so know how it works” or “couldn’t keep away”

It’s cringeworthy and just seems like unnecessary filler for a profile.

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By *obert and JaneCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

You’re right, good spot. My apologies.

I suppose technically ‘90s would also be correct.

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By *ntrepidationukCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Would really value some constructive criticism of our profile, if any couples would be so kind?

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"People who say “been here before so know how it works” or “couldn’t keep away”

It’s cringeworthy and just seems like unnecessary filler for a profile. "

Yes or had loads of veris on my old profile

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Toilet pictures on their profile, massively off putting for me.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
over a year ago

North East

"People who say “been here before so know how it works” or “couldn’t keep away”

It’s cringeworthy and just seems like unnecessary filler for a profile.

Yes or had loads of veris on my old profile "

Hahaha ah a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics,vids showing them performing a sex act or having sex

Huge turn off

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Either no detail - will fill in later! Or way to many specifics and rules. You know they would never meet anyone really as their version of perfect is unlikely to exist.

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"Oh yes! Professionals!!! Why?!! "

We generally have "professional" on our profile for the simple reason that anyone who is put off by that probably wouldn't like us if they met us in real life.

We're happy to chat to anyone whatever their background but we've found not everyone is that open-minded.

So why waste their time?

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By *randMrs45Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pics with anything gaping..be it the Vag or Ass…Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics with anything gaping..be it the Vag or Ass…Mr."

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Just a couple to add you guys have got most of them.

Daddy

Bull and Alpha

Panties

Drugs or mention of.

And most if not all above,

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Pics of genital with cum on - nasty.

Saying things like alpha, impress us, etc.. piss off please lol.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

....

Status updates saying need a BJ/balls emptying etc

...."

Does anyone actually have balls which work like the rubber bulb on an old fashioned water pistol?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Couples profiles with only pics of the female but they want to meet couples. Why? Turns me (mrs) right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many piercings or tattoos are a turn off for me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On reflection, what’s more disappointing than a crappy profile is an excellent one that’s then followed by monosyllabic DMs. Lost count of the number of hot looking couples that write the dullest one-line DMs; getting a conversation going is like getting blood out of a stone sometimes

When the conversation flows, the juices usually follow

Completely agree. Very few people know how to have a conversation. That's including others couples, men and women.

Can't think of many great conversations we have had on fab. Clubs tho. Loads of lovely friendly people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile that makes me feel like I am a qualified gynaecologist!

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"They sounded brilliant, really attractive but then sent me loads of sex photos, thinking I would find it sexy. It's happened too many times

If they're a couple, totally understand it. But single guys showing off their past experiences don't do anything for me, especially bareback penetration and anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big beards

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

cucks that are not cucks

cuckold couples who clearly are not cuckold couples

false flattery

white knights

those who moan about donts on profiles

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By *urvykate087Couple
over a year ago

North East

Where do we begin?

- photos of their horrendous rooms in the background with used plates/ ashtrays

- videos where the dog or cat are just sat there spectating

- full frontal vagina, I love vagina but it’s just distasteful!

- videos which haven’t been trimmed to remove the awkward conversation between both parties about positions

- thousands of verifications

I could go on…

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A few things, starting with pics.

Dirty looking or at the very least, messy rooms.

Toilet bowls under a cock.

Animals in the background.

Grubby looking people, for instance off-white socks; dirty nails; pimples around their shaving rash. (we can all get a bit of rash or pimple, but why the fuck publish pics of it!!).

I'm mildly irritated by seven pages of almost identical pics, whether they be cocks or cleavage.

Then bios.

Like many have said, the Sydney warning, but worse, the "publicly traded" bilge and the very worst, that list of numbers as if it's the reference for some sort of legislation.

A Crystal Maze of conditions that need to be fulfilled.

Racist or homophobic content. (It's just my "preference" sorry, I don't like racists or homophobes!)

I'm mildly irritated by

"Know the score"

"Professional"

"We don't bite ..... Unless you ask"

Bad spelling and grammar isn't great, but I can let it slide if it's the only negative.

But I also acknowledge that one man's meat is another man's poison. I like my profile but I know some others don't.

Gbat

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By *inkyaakCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

[Removed by poster at 21/12/22 22:13:56]

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By *rnypairCouple
over a year ago

south Yorkshire

Blank profiles

Gym pics

Lots of pictures but no full body pics

No kissing

Fill in later

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By *iptoptottyWoman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts

A username can put me off. “Pussy Smasher” or “Seed Spreader” and such like… just eurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 4 veris showing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics,vids showing them performing a sex act or having sex

Huge turn off"

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By *aturechapMan
over a year ago

leeds

Using the site like Facebook

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A username can put me off. “Pussy Smasher” or “Seed Spreader” and such like… just eurgh"

Yes to this!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Action shot really turns me off I had a mm couples send me a load and it turned me off to learn that they only bareback

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

When you look at a couples profile and see that they is only pictures of the female.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fill in later 6 months later

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

People who say "Must Work Out - Gym Bods Only"

Yeah, like gym bods are natural.

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"People who say "Must Work Out - Gym Bods Only"

Yeah, like gym bods are natural. "

Wow you really got something against people's preferences? Lol why do you even go for the people who clearly not interested?

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By *est kept secretsCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Overly graphic photos.We really don't need to see up there. Profiles with zero info and a photo/photos that give you no idea of what their body type is.

The words cum, slut or whore written on the female.Have a pinch of respect. Couples profiles with no images of the male yet they normally get described as gym fit, 6ft with a nice cock etc lol. Yeah right, whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any advise on profile greatly appreciated thanks

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

People who just like to score your profile as it makes them feel empowered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advise on profile greatly appreciated thanks"

If that's how you want your profile to be then that's all that matters. It will attract some and put off others.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Gross profile names put me off

And profiles that say

“Put your favourite car as the title of your message so we know you’ve read this” total irrational irritation about this

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Gross profile names put me off

And profiles that say

“Put your favourite car as the title of your message so we know you’ve read this” total irrational irritation about this "

Rolls Royce silver phantom 2 - fuel injection bi turbo awd. - can i get a shag now??

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By *hegirlwiththepeachtattooWoman
over a year ago

The word “alpha”

Sydney university, Facebook is now publicly traded blah blah blah

Bad spelling/grammar

“No asian men” or any blanket exclusion of a race or nationality

“Fill in later” or pretty much blank

“Not here to meet the whole site”

Only wanting to meet people who “look after themselves” - what does that even mean? They have a gym bod, they shower daily, they get regular manicures… we all have different ideas of what looking after ourselves means

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By *uzy050TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Totally agree with this Especially the Fill in Later Bit , and they have been members for over a year !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it has to be "looking for exceptional.."

What does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any institution" "publicly traded entity" and all that horse shit is a big put off.

Ranty negativity.

Stupid status updates that say "Try harder you fucking twat I have skin like a rhino" etc etc.

Profiles that claim they will answer if you include a face pic and include "bananas" or whatever in the message title to prove you read the profile, and then dont read your message or read and then not reply. Especially when they have ranted about time wasters in their blurb.

I think a large portion of female and couple profiles on here are actually male fantasists.

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By *weetLatteMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The word “alpha”

Sydney university, Facebook is now publicly traded blah blah blah

Bad spelling/grammar

“No asian men” or any blanket exclusion of a race or nationality

“Fill in later” or pretty much blank

“Not here to meet the whole site”

Well said!

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By *uitedSuitorMan
over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

Beards and sex photos/videos?

Damn, I'm out

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

People's who's profiles are well out of date. Such as profile titles claiming they are shy newbies to the scene and yet have about 20 verifications over the past 5 years. At least try to keep it relatively up to date.

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

Untidy dirty looking backgrounds

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By *ay9971Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Untidy dirty looking backgrounds"

Like a toilet pic lol

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

happily married man

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"happily married man

I’ll get my coat.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I will avoid negative profiles, with text speak and any that focus on genitals.

Couples that have no photos of the guy or just his cock are generally a no too.

I'm attracted to fun people that I can chat to, so clubs work best anyway.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No verifications showing

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