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Is it wrong to have a wank in traffic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

depends if its your own hand

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If in traffic and not exposing oneself can't see a problem

Enjoy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"depends if its your own hand "

Just on route home n unfortunately it would be that's y asking if wrong haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If in traffic and not exposing oneself can't see a problem

Enjoy lol "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

maybe its best not to surf the web and drive then

lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Depends how fast you're going.

Also, if you do, make sure you have some tissue else you're stuck with a puddle of cold spunk in your lap. Mmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem will be what will happen if wanking when driving, and you reach the vinegar stroke, where will the jizz end up?? Might be difficult to explain to the cops why your vision was obscured by a substance on the inside of the windscreen if you end up smashing into something. 'Well officer, you see, I was 'avin a wank when all of a sudden...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends how fast you're going.

Also, if you do, make sure you have some tissue else you're stuck with a puddle of cold spunk in your lap. Mmmmm.... "

Well just crawling along so speed ok!! N got some big man wipes that get paint off yr hands but that may sting a little haha you could of helped if you would of known hehe

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Being complete wet blanket I thought it was illegal to drive and use a phone or text or surf the web?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Problem will be what will happen if wanking when driving, and you reach the vinegar stroke, where will the jizz end up?? Might be difficult to explain to the cops why your vision was obscured by a substance on the inside of the windscreen if you end up smashing into something. 'Well officer, you see, I was 'avin a wank when all of a sudden...' "

Could be worse - they could pull him over and be leanign in the window just as he's about to pop.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being complete wet blanket I thought it was illegal to drive and use a phone or text or surf the web?"

Very true but it's basically standing traffic n no Feds about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Problem will be what will happen if wanking when driving, and you reach the vinegar stroke, where will the jizz end up?? Might be difficult to explain to the cops why your vision was obscured by a substance on the inside of the windscreen if you end up smashing into something. 'Well officer, you see, I was 'avin a wank when all of a sudden...'

Could be worse - they could pull him over and be leanign in the window just as he's about to pop....... "

Hopefully a female officer then she may help but now I'm dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Problem will be what will happen if wanking when driving, and you reach the vinegar stroke, where will the jizz end up?? Might be difficult to explain to the cops why your vision was obscured by a substance on the inside of the windscreen if you end up smashing into something. 'Well officer, you see, I was 'avin a wank when all of a sudden...'

Could be worse - they could pull him over and be leanign in the window just as he's about to pop.......

Hopefully a female officer then she may help but now I'm dreaming "

different meaning when she says come along with me Sir!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"depends if its your own hand "

or your own cock

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Nothing wrong at all!

For instance I often have a quick five finger shuffle in the time machine, much to Soxy's chagrin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing wrong at all!

For instance I often have a quick five finger shuffle in the time machine, much to Soxy's chagrin."

Yes Funky, but seriously what do you expect wanking in a time machine? eh!...,,, sheeezzz I heard th last time you did it ,,,, instead of coming, you went!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if you're in your car or just stood in the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if a school bus is at the side of you?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Nothing wrong at all!

For instance I often have a quick five finger shuffle in the time machine, much to Soxy's chagrin.

Yes Funky, but seriously what do you expect wanking in a time machine? eh!...,,, sheeezzz I heard th last time you did it ,,,, instead of coming, you went!! "

bwahahahhahaaaaa

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Depends if you're in your car or just stood in the road "

Disturbing mental image now.

Need to go for a mind shower with steel wool brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60 "

Risky if you have an accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plenty of women flash on the motor way so go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60 "
only if your driving hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"plenty of women flash on the motor way so go for it "

I need to drive on the motorways you travel on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60 "

i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

It's only wrong if you're a copper directing traffic!

G once drove from London to Plymouth with a girlfriend holding his cock most of the way.

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By *ondcpl4meetCouple
over a year ago

North of the river

STUPId idiot!!! probably read about how many lives you have taken on the motorway with your cock in your hand!!!

again IDIOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"STUPId idiot!!! probably read about how many lives you have taken on the motorway with your cock in your hand!!!

again IDIOT!!!"

Nope got home safe n sound thanks!?! N very relieved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60

i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge "

I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60

i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge

I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha "

Was that you driving down the motorway in 2nd gear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60

i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge

I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha

Was that you driving down the motorway in 2nd gear? "

and who says men cant multi-task =

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60

i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge

I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha

Was that you driving down the motorway in 2nd gear?

and who says men cant multi-task = "

Exactly

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By *ovigalWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Hope you're not a taxi driver!!

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