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"You've forgotten about minge and clunge " Been up here to Scotland recently, have you? | |||
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"Foof Or Sugar puff " Sugar puff,love it haha | |||
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"You've forgotten about minge and clunge Been up here to Scotland recently, have you? " Another road trip north of the border is long overdue | |||
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"Another road trip north of the border is long overdue " You’re welcome to bring your minge this way anytime. | |||
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"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists " Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming! But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits? I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people. Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me. If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target? Cheers anyway, Gbat | |||
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"Pussy most of the time. Cunt is a great word. It can be endearing like when Mrs BB calls me a daft cunt or offensive like when Mrs BB calls me a stupid cunt." Love this and totally agree. A very adaptable word | |||
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"What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??" Cunt its been called such since roman times hence the word Cunnilungus. Its not cat and I know the fashion for hair is coming back but its still not a pussy . anyway I'm allergic to cats but that's another story . | |||
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"Another road trip north of the border is long overdue You’re welcome to bring your minge this way anytime. " I'll bear that in mind if I'm looking for somewhere to park it | |||
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"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming! But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits? I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people. Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me. If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target? Cheers anyway, Gbat " looks like Ive triggered a cyclist | |||
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"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming! But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits? I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people. Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me. If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target? Cheers anyway, Gbat " Nope, the cyclists my way are certified cunts, holding up traffic, riding side by side not allowing cars to pass, not riding in their designated lanes, I always advise them to get 2 more wheels | |||
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"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming! But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits? I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people. Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me. If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target? Cheers anyway, Gbat Nope, the cyclists my way are certified cunts, holding up traffic, riding side by side not allowing cars to pass, not riding in their designated lanes, I always advise them to get 2 more wheels " your amazing | |||
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"looks like I get triggered by cyclists. " With a succinct answer like that you’d be a great candidate for a Tory position. Thanks all the same, Gbat | |||
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"Nope, the cyclists my way are certified counts, holding up traffic, riding side by side not allowing cars to pass, not riding in their designated lanes, I always advise them to get 2 more wheels " That’s where you’re going wrong. You should take out regular adverts in the local media explaining why your use of the road is more important than theirs. That should do the trick. Just as a matter of interest, when they are riding two abreast, why don’t you just cross the central line and use the empty oncoming carriageway to pass them. (If you can’t do that, then there wasn’t enough room to pass them anyway was there?). Cheers, Gbat | |||
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"looks like I get triggered by cyclists. With a succinct answer like that you’d be a great candidate for a Tory position. Thanks all the same, Gbat" ok (deep breath) the topic and thread is quite light hearted with comments from females couples and guys, the topic its self is quite funny, its a swinging site not the Guardian you are the only one who has taken the comments seriously. War criminals !!! Tory party !!! I mean really ! Try not to be so offended and maybe lighten up a bit | |||
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"Wizards sleeve." love that | |||
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"Pussy when i’m code switching. Coochie when i’m with American friends. Cunt when i’m being nasty " ok babe i'll bite ....code switching ??? | |||
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"Pussy when i’m code switching. Coochie when i’m with American friends. Cunt when i’m being nasty ok babe i'll bite ....code switching ???" Basically alternating between different styles of speech, and/or expressions, based on the situation. How i speak at work (received pronounciation) differs from how i speak when i’m with friends from my home country for instance (slang, pidgin english, etc) | |||
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"Pussy when i’m code switching. Coochie when i’m with American friends. Cunt when i’m being nasty ok babe i'll bite ....code switching ??? Basically alternating between different styles of speech, and/or expressions, based on the situation. How i speak at work (received pronounciation) differs from how i speak when i’m with friends from my home country for instance (slang, pidgin english, etc)" got ya so pussy when your being nice | |||
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"ok (deep breath) the topic and thread is quite light hearted with comments from females couples and guys, the topic its self is quite funny, its a swinging site not the Guardian you are the only one who has taken the comments seriously. War criminals !!! Tory party !!! I mean really ! Try not to be so offended and maybe lighten up a bit " OK, (deeper breath) most of the topic is indeed light hearted, quite funny and obviously as stated, on a swinger's site. Until of course you called several thousand strangers a cunt. (I appreciate you were trying to be funny, but well, it wasn't was it?). Try not to be so offensive and maybe keep it light like most of the other posters. Thanks for listening, Gbat | |||
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"for the historians amoungst us I would like to point out in my defence the word 'cunt' can be traced back in the English language for over 1000 years. Im sticking with it " And was used by Chaucer. It was originally a man writing in 'A Dictionary of Vulgar Words' who decided it was a disgusting word because it supposedly referred to a disgusting thing. | |||
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"What ever happened to the phrase "Tuppence" ... " Sixpence for your tuppence | |||
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"Oh I bloody hate cyclists who don't let the traffic pass when there's a clear opportunity to do so " If it's safe to pass them, then pass them. If you've passed a test, surely you don't need the cyclist to help you drive safely. Cross the centre line and pass them in the clear oncoming traffic lane. If you can't do that, it wasn't safe to pass anyway. "or those cyclists who pop out of nowhere all dressed in black in the middle of the night " That's bad! I also hate car drivers who drive really fast in the country lanes. Way worse than dark cyclists I reckon. " or those absolute cunts we see on dash cam footage pretending they've been hit for an insurance scam.. " Cunts! All of them! The ones in cars, on mopeds or bikes. ". There should be designated cycling lanes for them. " There should be WAY more! Fit for purpose and going everywhere. When I lived in Wales, I used to get so frustrated with people driving cars down the A48, even though the government had spent a fortune on building the M4 motorway JUST for motor vehicles. Instead of driving on the motorway, the selfish cunts would use the other road just to get to their homes, workplaces, shops or even the pub. "Cyclists should also pay road insurance. " I know cyclists that do, even though it's not mandatory. None of them have ever had a claim made on it. "In Germany they teach all kids in school all the rules how to be a decent and safe cyclist." There's a much healthier attitude towards cycling and cyclist in most mainland European countries compared to the UK. Good for me over here, not so good for you over there. Basically, people will call your kid a cunt even though they are doing their best after no lessons. Absolute strangers think your kid is a cunt if they use a bike, even though they might follow all the rules to the max. "Here it's a free for all, everyone does whatever the fuck they want. " Everyone? In most countries they teach people how to drive motor vehicles. That doesn't stop quite a few of them driving like cunts though. But not everyone. So yeah, not all car drivers are cunts, but some of them are utter massive gaping cunts. Same with cyclists I guess. I use a car, quad bike and pushbike. I like to think I'm not a cunt on any of those occasions. Gbat | |||
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"Oh I bloody hate cyclists who don't let the traffic pass when there's a clear opportunity to do so If it's safe to pass them, then pass them. If you've passed a test, surely you don't need the cyclist to help you drive safely. Cross the centre line and pass them in the clear oncoming traffic lane. If you can't do that, it wasn't safe to pass anyway. or those cyclists who pop out of nowhere all dressed in black in the middle of the night That's bad! I also hate car drivers who drive really fast in the country lanes. Way worse than dark cyclists I reckon. or those absolute cunts we see on dash cam footage pretending they've been hit for an insurance scam.. Cunts! All of them! The ones in cars, on mopeds or bikes. . There should be designated cycling lanes for them. There should be WAY more! Fit for purpose and going everywhere. When I lived in Wales, I used to get so frustrated with people driving cars down the A48, even though the government had spent a fortune on building the M4 motorway JUST for motor vehicles. Instead of driving on the motorway, the selfish cunts would use the other road just to get to their homes, workplaces, shops or even the pub. Cyclists should also pay road insurance. I know cyclists that do, even though it's not mandatory. None of them have ever had a claim made on it. In Germany they teach all kids in school all the rules how to be a decent and safe cyclist. There's a much healthier attitude towards cycling and cyclist in most mainland European countries compared to the UK. Good for me over here, not so good for you over there. Basically, people will call your kid a cunt even though they are doing their best after no lessons. Absolute strangers think your kid is a cunt if they use a bike, even though they might follow all the rules to the max. Here it's a free for all, everyone does whatever the fuck they want. Everyone? In most countries they teach people how to drive motor vehicles. That doesn't stop quite a few of them driving like cunts though. But not everyone. So yeah, not all car drivers are cunts, but some of them are utter massive gaping cunts. Same with cyclists I guess. I use a car, quad bike and pushbike. I like to think I'm not a cunt on any of those occasions. Gbat " Triggered enough to even break it all down to complete irrelevance. Well done | |||
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"What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??" mostly pussy sometimes kitty if I'm playing with a pretty one bippi or chuff now and again greedy growler sometimes | |||
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"Quim" That's an old one x right out of the archives x | |||
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"We love cunt, sounds more horny " This! | |||
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"mr loves fucking my cuntyhole....." we all do xx | |||
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"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely) Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it " I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant | |||
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"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely) Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant " Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it | |||
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"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely) Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it " I know. I'm from Salford. I've got the broadest manc accent ever. I really meant its not an everyday word. I only say it when I'm fuming at something or someone ha ha | |||
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"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely) Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it I know. I'm from Salford. I've got the broadest manc accent ever. I really meant its not an everyday word. I only say it when I'm fuming at something or someone ha ha" Yep me too! Although I do sometimes use it sexually | |||
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"Pussy, or foof " foof | |||
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"Fanny makes me dry up and my clit shrink so far inside my body not even the Witcher could coax it out of me." Same, it sounds much nastier to me than cunt. Makes me cringe hard. I guess pussy is my go-to, although tbh I don't find myself often having to reference it by a name. On my worse gender dysphoric days, I'll just say 'bits' or 'downstairs'. | |||
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"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely) Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it " Normally it follows the word daft.. | |||
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"Pussy……. But when things get dirty definitely cunt!!!" must be a Solihull thing love it | |||
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"Pussy or cunt when really aroused " same hereel, pussy during light /vanilla play, cunt when very horny or in dom role | |||
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"Front bum. " Front bum is great....can we say front bottom?? | |||
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"I did hear a funny one the other day 'Otter's pocket' " I hope everyone has heard the weather person on BBC say that on air as she didn’t know the connotation | |||
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"You've forgotten about minge and clunge " My mind goes off at a tangent when I see signs for 'Vange' in Essex. | |||
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"What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??" Pussy | |||
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"Split arse or axe wound " My dad calls them split arse mechanics | |||
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