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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

you talking about our Government.

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By *apricorn555Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

Definitely pussy and preferably hairy

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

What ever the lady prefers, meme, fufu, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy definitely xx

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr loves fucking my cuntyhole.....

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Puuuuuuusssssyyyyy lol

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By *ouseofhoneyCouple
over a year ago

North West

Pussy definitely!

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By *eeveeTV/TS
over a year ago

Doncaster

Front bottom

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Pussy 4 me please.Hate the word cunt unless its someone you hate,fannys ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely hate the c word

Fu is what I call mine

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By *ewisbi76Man
over a year ago

west edinburgh

"hole" seems to be quite popular, as is "gash", maybe thats a scottish thing.

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By *inks_n_GigglesMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Flange

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


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Flange "

Lol I hate that one

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

You've forgotten about minge and clunge

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You've forgotten about minge and clunge "

Been up here to Scotland recently, have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof

Or

Sugar puff

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

for the historians amoungst us I would like to point out in my defence the word 'cunt' can be traced back in the English language for over 1000 years.

Im sticking with it

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Fanny" gives me serious creep vibes.

Have an ex who called it "lady garden" - I threw up a little in my mouth every time he said it

Pussy or cunt is the way forward

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Pussy but during dirty talk It’s cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who likes licking a vulva lol

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Each word can and has been used at appropriate moments in my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foof

Or

Sugar puff "

Sugar puff,love it haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Fanny makes me dry up and my clit shrink so far inside my body not even the Witcher could coax it out of me.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely pussy, hate the word cunt

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Pussy or vag

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy usually and fanny when jesting

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"You've forgotten about minge and clunge

Been up here to Scotland recently, have you? "

Another road trip north of the border is long overdue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Another road trip north of the border is long overdue "

You’re welcome to bring your minge this way anytime.

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By *aulusMan
over a year ago

Chester

Pussy for me generally although occasionally cunt in the very throes of passion but only if the lady in question is happy with it being used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minky if being polite or cupcake if doing sexy talk

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Can't beat good ole Beaver!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists "

Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming!

But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits?

I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people.

Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me.

If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target?

Cheers anyway,

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy most of the time. Cunt is a great word. It can be endearing like when Mrs BB calls me a daft cunt or offensive like when Mrs BB calls me a stupid cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually pussy, but sometimes cunt when I'm really horny. I'm also partial to muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy most of the time. Cunt is a great word. It can be endearing like when Mrs BB calls me a daft cunt or offensive like when Mrs BB calls me a stupid cunt."

Love this and totally agree. A very adaptable word

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??"

Cunt its been called such since roman times hence the word

Cunnilungus.

Its not cat and I know the fashion for hair is coming back but its still not a pussy . anyway I'm allergic to cats but that's another story .

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Another road trip north of the border is long overdue

You’re welcome to bring your minge this way anytime. "

I'll bear that in mind if I'm looking for somewhere to park it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when girls say cunt during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always cunt for me, just sounds so dirty.

Jess x

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By *eardAndBoobs69Couple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

For us - pussy when talking dirty, fanny when we're not and we use cunt to describe annoying people LOL.

Mrs x

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By *evcouple300Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

'Pussy' for us, then 'cunt' when it's been well stretched and 'given'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many different names..

Blart...Shebang...Clout....Horses collar to name a few

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists

Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming!

But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits?

I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people.

Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me.

If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target?

Cheers anyway,

Gbat "

looks like Ive triggered a cyclist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists

Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming!

But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits?

I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people.

Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me.

If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target?

Cheers anyway,

Gbat "

Nope, the cyclists my way are certified cunts, holding up traffic, riding side by side not allowing cars to pass, not riding in their designated lanes, I always advise them to get 2 more wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Christmas photos are out of this world hot!

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I prefer cunt !!! its my favourite word especially when addressing cyclists

Before I go off topic, pussy in general conversation, cunt just before cumming!

But back to the quote. Why do you hate cyclists so much that you have to bring them into a conversation about women’s bits?

I’m so glad I live in Spain, a country that’s great for cycling and where motorists are happy to share the roads with other people.

Seemed like a strange segue on the original post if you ask me.

If you had to identify a group of people who you thought were cunts, wouldn’t sex offenders or war criminals have been a better target?

Cheers anyway,

Gbat

Nope, the cyclists my way are certified cunts, holding up traffic, riding side by side not allowing cars to pass, not riding in their designated lanes, I always advise them to get 2 more wheels "

your amazing

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

A pussy and preferably a smooth one

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By *iscreet gent2018Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pussy, but also love it if she says, “fuck my tight cunt” whilst in the throes of passion.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"looks like I get triggered by cyclists. "

With a succinct answer like that you’d be a great candidate for a Tory position.

Thanks all the same,

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Nope, the cyclists my way are certified counts, holding up traffic, riding side by side not allowing cars to pass, not riding in their designated lanes, I always advise them to get 2 more wheels "

That’s where you’re going wrong. You should take out regular adverts in the local media explaining why your use of the road is more important than theirs. That should do the trick.

Just as a matter of interest, when they are riding two abreast, why don’t you just cross the central line and use the empty oncoming carriageway to pass them. (If you can’t do that, then there wasn’t enough room to pass them anyway was there?).

Cheers,

Gbat

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Muff or Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"looks like I get triggered by cyclists.

With a succinct answer like that you’d be a great candidate for a Tory position.

Thanks all the same,

Gbat"

ok (deep breath) the topic and thread is quite light hearted with comments from females couples and guys, the topic its self is quite funny, its a swinging site not the Guardian you are the only one who has taken the comments seriously.

War criminals !!! Tory party !!! I mean really ! Try not to be so offended and maybe lighten up a bit

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Wizards sleeve."

love that

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Pussy when i’m code switching.

Coochie when i’m with American friends.

Cunt when i’m being nasty

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Pussy when i’m code switching.

Coochie when i’m with American friends.

Cunt when i’m being nasty "

ok babe i'll bite ....code switching ???

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Pussy when i’m code switching.

Coochie when i’m with American friends.

Cunt when i’m being nasty

ok babe i'll bite ....code switching ???"

Basically alternating between different styles of speech, and/or expressions, based on the situation.

How i speak at work (received pronounciation) differs from how i speak when i’m with friends from my home country for instance (slang, pidgin english, etc)

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Pussy mostly.

In the heat of the moment it's a cunt!

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Or front bum!

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Pussy when i’m code switching.

Coochie when i’m with American friends.

Cunt when i’m being nasty

ok babe i'll bite ....code switching ???

Basically alternating between different styles of speech, and/or expressions, based on the situation.

How i speak at work (received pronounciation) differs from how i speak when i’m with friends from my home country for instance (slang, pidgin english, etc)"

got ya so pussy when your being nice

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I love the cunt word being used by a woman. Especially whispered softly in my ear.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Fairy.

'Cunt' is horrendous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy for me. Just sounds the sweetest and naughtiest at the same time lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ethel

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I call it a daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love cunt, sounds more horny

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"ok (deep breath) the topic and thread is quite light hearted with comments from females couples and guys, the topic its self is quite funny, its a swinging site not the Guardian you are the only one who has taken the comments seriously.

War criminals !!! Tory party !!! I mean really ! Try not to be so offended and maybe lighten up a bit "

OK, (deeper breath) most of the topic is indeed light hearted, quite funny and obviously as stated, on a swinger's site.

Until of course you called several thousand strangers a cunt. (I appreciate you were trying to be funny, but well, it wasn't was it?).

Try not to be so offensive and maybe keep it light like most of the other posters.

Thanks for listening,

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady garden.

Growler

Bog of eternal stench (labyrinth)

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Pussy is what I call mine

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh I bloody hate cyclists who don't let the traffic pass when there's a clear opportunity to do so or those cyclists who pop out of nowhere all dressed in black in the middle of the night or those absolute cunts we see on dash cam footage pretending they've been hit for an insurance scam..

There should be designated cycling lanes for them.

Cyclists should also pay road insurance.

In Germany they teach all kids in school all the rules how to be a decent and safe cyclist.

Here it's a free for all, everyone does whatever the fuck they want.

So yeah maybe not all, but some cyclists are pure and utter massive gaping cunts

Missus

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"for the historians amoungst us I would like to point out in my defence the word 'cunt' can be traced back in the English language for over 1000 years.

Im sticking with it "

And was used by Chaucer. It was originally a man writing in 'A Dictionary of Vulgar Words' who decided it was a disgusting word because it supposedly referred to a disgusting thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy or whatever she likes it to be called

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

What ever happened to the phrase "Tuppence" ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on person im plsying with..if they are sub and im playing dom its cunt. If its just normal play its often pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giblets

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By *etsGo11Man
over a year ago

burton


"What ever happened to the phrase "Tuppence" ... "

Sixpence for your tuppence

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My precious.

Nah I call it a variety. It's my foo, fanny, pussy, axe wound, bike stand. Depends on what object I'm putting in it at the time.

Dumble x

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By *arvest 84Man
over a year ago

SCAWBY, NEAR , BRIGG.

i love the word cunt when used in the heat of the moment, a big turn on.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Yes please!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Oh I bloody hate cyclists who don't let the traffic pass when there's a clear opportunity to do so "

If it's safe to pass them, then pass them. If you've passed a test, surely you don't need the cyclist to help you drive safely. Cross the centre line and pass them in the clear oncoming traffic lane. If you can't do that, it wasn't safe to pass anyway.


"or those cyclists who pop out of nowhere all dressed in black in the middle of the night "

That's bad! I also hate car drivers who drive really fast in the country lanes. Way worse than dark cyclists I reckon.


" or those absolute cunts we see on dash cam footage pretending they've been hit for an insurance scam.. "

Cunts! All of them! The ones in cars, on mopeds or bikes.


". There should be designated cycling lanes for them. "

There should be WAY more! Fit for purpose and going everywhere.

When I lived in Wales, I used to get so frustrated with people driving cars down the A48, even though the government had spent a fortune on building the M4 motorway JUST for motor vehicles. Instead of driving on the motorway, the selfish cunts would use the other road just to get to their homes, workplaces, shops or even the pub.


"Cyclists should also pay road insurance. "

I know cyclists that do, even though it's not mandatory. None of them have ever had a claim made on it.


"In Germany they teach all kids in school all the rules how to be a decent and safe cyclist."

There's a much healthier attitude towards cycling and cyclist in most mainland European countries compared to the UK. Good for me over here, not so good for you over there.

Basically, people will call your kid a cunt even though they are doing their best after no lessons. Absolute strangers think your kid is a cunt if they use a bike, even though they might follow all the rules to the max.


"Here it's a free for all, everyone does whatever the fuck they want. "

Everyone? In most countries they teach people how to drive motor vehicles. That doesn't stop quite a few of them driving like cunts though. But not everyone.

So yeah, not all car drivers are cunts, but some of them are utter massive gaping cunts. Same with cyclists I guess.

I use a car, quad bike and pushbike. I like to think I'm not a cunt on any of those occasions.

Gbat

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Oh I bloody hate cyclists who don't let the traffic pass when there's a clear opportunity to do so

If it's safe to pass them, then pass them. If you've passed a test, surely you don't need the cyclist to help you drive safely. Cross the centre line and pass them in the clear oncoming traffic lane. If you can't do that, it wasn't safe to pass anyway.

or those cyclists who pop out of nowhere all dressed in black in the middle of the night

That's bad! I also hate car drivers who drive really fast in the country lanes. Way worse than dark cyclists I reckon.

or those absolute cunts we see on dash cam footage pretending they've been hit for an insurance scam..

Cunts! All of them! The ones in cars, on mopeds or bikes.

. There should be designated cycling lanes for them.

There should be WAY more! Fit for purpose and going everywhere.

When I lived in Wales, I used to get so frustrated with people driving cars down the A48, even though the government had spent a fortune on building the M4 motorway JUST for motor vehicles. Instead of driving on the motorway, the selfish cunts would use the other road just to get to their homes, workplaces, shops or even the pub.

Cyclists should also pay road insurance.

I know cyclists that do, even though it's not mandatory. None of them have ever had a claim made on it.

In Germany they teach all kids in school all the rules how to be a decent and safe cyclist.

There's a much healthier attitude towards cycling and cyclist in most mainland European countries compared to the UK. Good for me over here, not so good for you over there.

Basically, people will call your kid a cunt even though they are doing their best after no lessons. Absolute strangers think your kid is a cunt if they use a bike, even though they might follow all the rules to the max.

Here it's a free for all, everyone does whatever the fuck they want.

Everyone? In most countries they teach people how to drive motor vehicles. That doesn't stop quite a few of them driving like cunts though. But not everyone.

So yeah, not all car drivers are cunts, but some of them are utter massive gaping cunts. Same with cyclists I guess.

I use a car, quad bike and pushbike. I like to think I'm not a cunt on any of those occasions.

Gbat "

Triggered enough to even break it all down to complete irrelevance.

Well done

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

My pleasure!

Have a great weekend,

Gbat

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Pussy or preferably cunt. Foof,lady garden etc just give us the cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love when he calls it my flange

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Twat or gash

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Day to day... Fanny, foof, muff, minge... Certain other times, cunt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

If you need a hilarious song which uses numerous words for the vagina check out Kevin Bloody Wilson's song " you can't say cunt in Canada" fucking hilarious... I hate the word cunt unless I'm apoplectic with rage

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??"

mostly pussy sometimes kitty if I'm playing with a pretty one

bippi or chuff now and again

greedy growler sometimes

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Quim

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Pussy is none too offensive. If it is, it's probably not worth chatting

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Or the song F.U.C.K by the Bloodhound gang .... absolutely hilarious

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Pussy...... But I remember someone calling it beef curtains once or twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy and booty

Knickers makes me snicker.

Nice bum makes me think of a vagrant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quim"

That's an old one x right out of the archives x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy every day use

Minge as minge sandwich, when I want to eat it out

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Pussy. I hate the word cunt unless it's in reference to a person who is a complete... Well...cunt.

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By *aughty50sCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot


"We love cunt, sounds more horny "

This!

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By *HICKCHOCMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Pum pum

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely)

Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mr loves fucking my cuntyhole....."
we all do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely)

Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it "

I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely)

Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it

I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant "

Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it

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By *im67Man
over a year ago

London

I'll use the word pussy while I'm getting to know someone but must admit if it gets to the stage I'm at it with them I'll use the word cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely)

Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it

I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant

Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it "

I know. I'm from Salford. I've got the broadest manc accent ever. I really meant its not an everyday word. I only say it when I'm fuming at something or someone ha ha

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's always been a fanny craddock

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely)

Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it

I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant

Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it

I know. I'm from Salford. I've got the broadest manc accent ever. I really meant its not an everyday word. I only say it when I'm fuming at something or someone ha ha"

Yep me too! Although I do sometimes use it sexually

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Pussy or a good Irish term for it her box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy, or foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be pussys

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By *oyoyo4999Man
over a year ago

hull

Us Hull people use pussy or fanny lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Pussy, or foof "
foof

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

When guys are fucking my twat I want to say "you bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I know it’s old fashioned but do like fanny,when it gets very horny cunt does have a naughty ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends…

On who you’re with…

Situation…

Comfortability…

How open minded partner is…

What you doing…

Love making…

Filthy fucking…

Personally…

I love pussy , fanny and cunt…

Depending on who I’m with and what I’m doing at any given..

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Fanny makes me dry up and my clit shrink so far inside my body not even the Witcher could coax it out of me."

Same, it sounds much nastier to me than cunt. Makes me cringe hard.

I guess pussy is my go-to, although tbh I don't find myself often having to reference it by a name. On my worse gender dysphoric days, I'll just say 'bits' or 'downstairs'.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Front bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaaaaaa

Foof or

Sugar puff

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cunt (if I'm allowed!)

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

I always ask a lady if there are any words off limits

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By *race_cpl6665Couple
over a year ago

Solihull

Pussy……. But when things get dirty definitely cunt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy, cunt, fanny (rarely)

Really depends who I’m talking to and whether I want to get my mouth on it

I agree. Mancs don't really say cunt. Think it's more a southern thing but pronounced cant

Oh no. Cunt is epic in a northern accent. Trust me. It is harsh and like you mean it "

Normally it follows the word daft..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch..

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Pussy……. But when things get dirty definitely cunt!!!"

must be a Solihull thing love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had some one call it a cunny

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By *areback_BullMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh and surrounding areas lol

How about a nice smooth “cunt”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually pussy

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

Pussy or cunt when really aroused

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Depends on how I feel. C.

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Pussy or cunt when really aroused "
same hereel, pussy during light /vanilla play, cunt when very horny or in dom role

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Personally, i usually use the word pussy.....but i have heard some interesting alternatives....

Hairy pie

Axe wound

Stench trench

The notorious V . A . G

Sausage wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

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By *orderboyblue OP   Man
over a year ago

Scottish Borders


"Front bum. "

Front bum is great....can we say front bottom??

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Vavavavag

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

Pussy, don't like the word cunt.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Pussy or vag

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Pussy or vag. C word not for me sorry. Jo.

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Pussy, it kind of rolls off the tongue

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman
over a year ago

fun town

Pussy X

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By *exhillboyMan
over a year ago

Pevensey

I prefer to use the original name Cunt, it has been with us for hundreds of years, cant understand why people prefer the americanism pussy and the use of childish names makes my skin crawl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a wonder of the English language that the same word can refer to the most intimate part of a woman’s body, and to Boris Johnson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever she wants me to call it x

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pussy

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

Newferry, wirral

Snatch

Though other words are used depending on the situation and person/people involved, p.s. no one seems to have used ha'penny as in keep your hand on your ha'penny.

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled cabbage

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

I did hear a funny one the other day

'Otter's pocket'

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

As in ‘as wet as an otter’s pocket’ …

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Split arse or axe wound

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"What ever happened to the phrase "Tuppence" ... "

Inflation and decimalisation took their toll.

Nowadays at least a bullseye if not a ton, if one had to put a price on it. Don't even hear many people mention scoring any more.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

All 4 in the right context

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fanny around our way

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

Nunnie

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By *iboy1968Man
over a year ago

cramlington


"I did hear a funny one the other day

'Otter's pocket' "

I hope everyone has heard the weather person on BBC say that on air as she didn’t know the connotation

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By *alldarkandharmlessMan
over a year ago

Ross on Wye

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"You've forgotten about minge and clunge "

My mind goes off at a tangent when I see signs for 'Vange' in Essex.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Definitely pussy.

Try using the fourth option and you’ll receive a swift and vigorous kick in the balls/testicles/nuts/baws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you guys and gals call a lady's nether regions??"

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Pussy

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By *elenshubbyMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Oh cunt definitely, especially when she says "Fuck my cunt"

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Depends on context I like to hear "I want to lick your pussy" & "I'm going to fuck your cunt hard", depends on the situation.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Split arse or axe wound "

My dad calls them split arse mechanics

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By *areback_BullMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh and surrounding areas lol

Pussy or cunt for me

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Tuppy

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