FabSwingers.com forum: Your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds .

By *histle do nicely OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow South

How strict is the companies sexual harassment policy?

Go!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If I suck your nipple's will I get the job?

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I left my last job because some prudes don't believe in gangbangs during lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers hand shake ...

on nose.

Psych

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Offers hand shake ...

on nose.

Psych

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Can I take late lunches to visit my local swinging club

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Pull out my dick and windmill in the interviewers' face

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By *ampire69Man
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

Turn up naked only wearing Red stiletto Thigh Boots and matching lip glossand greet them with Guday Cobblers

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's a blog called Ask a Manager which has some wild workplace stories - I don't remember if it was in the first 30 seconds or not, but someone blew an interview when the staff discovered that he'd had a crap in the pot of one of the office plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before we start can I give you this leaflet about Jehovah

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Do I have to give head to get ahead

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

You know; I think some people read this as “get arrested in 30 seconds” rather than blow a job interview… lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hobbies?

Animal mutilation, flashing, cottaging and golf. Though I do understand golf is frowned upon around here

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Lift one cheek off your chair and fart loudly wafting it towards the interviewer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a daughter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only reason I’m here is the job centre said they would cut my benefits if I didn’t appear . It’s a bummer but still better than jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You know he gets a really bad rap and he did some terrible things; however, you have to hand it to him - Fred West was a pretty decent builder!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You know he gets a really bad rap and he did some terrible things; however, you have to hand it to him - Fred West was a pretty decent builder!”

Say what you like about Harold Shipman,at least you could get an appointment to see him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So being in a gangbang isn’t what you meant by being a team player ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello sir/madam/person of non designated gender. Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to interview for the position you advertised. I do apologise for being a few minutes late but the warden had my name misspelt on the day release form from wormwood scrubs.

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Anyone got a note till I blast a wee line before we start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk in, shit on interviewers desk in an explosive and life altering fashion, bid them a good day, walk out.

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By *obert and JaneCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Not bothered about coffee, but what time can I take a wank break?

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
over a year ago

near you...

"Hi. I'm Matt Hancock."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your fab swingers profile x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Turn up 20 seconds late, then ask 'what job have I applied for?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You know he gets a really bad rap and he did some terrible things; however, you have to hand it to him - Fred West was a pretty decent builder!”

Say what you like about Harold Shipman,at least you could get an appointment to see him."

Not many people know that Harold Shipman used to be a boxer.

Terrible punch, but a lethal jab

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"“You know he gets a really bad rap and he did some terrible things; however, you have to hand it to him - Fred West was a pretty decent builder!”

He could hold 4 pieces of 4x4 in one hand, now there was only one other man that could that, and that was my old man (sips beer)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I reckon I can knock out a wank before security get to the room

LvM

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Just as interview is coming to an end jump up, bend over, pull a bullseye and say fuck you very much for this opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this gonna take long as I’m on a promise

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Insert finger into managers bellybutton to assert dominance

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Hello i'm Chloe"

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By *itty HoodooCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Female interviewer: I currently have 3 openings available. Me: I know but let’s finish the interview first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interviewer, This job is in I.T. information technology!

Me, I thought the ad read, "do I want a job init"

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

So out of curiosity, which one of you interviewers do I need to fuck to guarantee me the Job then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to breed horses but now i have got a girlfriend!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“Oh, hi! Didn’t expect to see you here. Not after all those shots of tequila last night.”

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Not in your area

"who is your union representative?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story

Two years ago went for interview

Lol

Forgot the name of company

Lasted all of 16 seconds

Ah well shit happens

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Who do we have to fuck here to get a chocolate biscuit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Female interviewer: I currently have 3 openings available. Me: I know but let’s finish the interview first "

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Tell the HR Manager that you have a big cock, but it would be lost in her gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry I’m late, I left my arabstrap behind when I fucked your mum last week, has she given you it to give to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I am a good team worker, gangbangs are included right?

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