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Strangest first date/meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On one of the first meets, I chose I nice bar for a initial meet, sat down and got a drink. within five minutes she was wanting to personally show me her breast enhancements at the bar. Don’t get me wrong the surgeon had done a cracking job but it was a little early in the night to be doing it in public.

Later found out she had a habit of showing anyone

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Not strangest but him cumming in less than 30 seconds after me touching his cock then he stopped, cleaned up and drove me home....too quick and crud for me

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"On one of the first meets, I chose I nice bar for a initial meet, sat down and got a drink. within five minutes she was wanting to personally show me her breast enhancements at the bar. Don’t get me wrong the surgeon had done a cracking job but it was a little early in the night to be doing it in public.

Later found out she had a habit of showing anyone"

Did it bother you that she loves flaunting her boobies off? Maybe she was flat as a pancake before so this gave her massive ego boost.

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Met a TV lady for a BJ. She gave an amazing sloppy bj which blew my mind. It turns out her secret was warm cum in her mouth. Her own cum that she had frozen and then defrosted in the microwave before I came over.

Probably not a first date but it was the first time we met

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It didn’t bother me, just thought it was quite early to be doing that and especially considering it was about 7pm in a busy bar. I didn’t mind her showin me later on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you not feel or smell something was a little weird?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

lanson


"Not strangest but him cumming in less than 30 seconds after me touching his cock then he stopped, cleaned up and drove me home....too quick and crud for me "

Snap! I think we've met the same guy!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Not strangest but him cumming in less than 30 seconds after me touching his cock then he stopped, cleaned up and drove me home....too quick and crud for me

Snap! I think we've met the same guy!"

Did he have a good looking cock and Irish? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With two arranged meets, two no shows and being blocked whilst waiting for them to arrive. It would be an unusual meet for the person or people concerned to actually show up

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Newbury

A hotel meet who I’d met for drinks at lunch for flirty drinks and kisses a couple of times. At the hotel, and by this time naked, it turns out she’d just come out of a brutal divorce and got really emotional but insisted she wanted to go ahead and have sex as part of getting over him. We did, but it didn’t feel right as she really was very upset indeed. We had a hug, we chatted for a bit and she was lovely about it then we went our separate ways.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Not strangest but him cumming in less than 30 seconds after me touching his cock then he stopped, cleaned up and drove me home....too quick and crud for me

Couldn't he go for 2nds

Snap! I think we've met the same guy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 3 minute panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s when they think your loaded and then find out it’s just you and you haven’t got a pot to piss in they magically disappear

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By *hom01Man
over a year ago

Rugby

I met a teacher online & over drinks on the first meet she said that she felt relaxed around me & announced that she did some photographic work.

2 nd date was to be invited to hers for an afternoon of sex whilst a guy was filming us !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s when they think your loaded and then find out it’s just you and you haven’t got a pot to piss in they magically disappear "

But where do they get the idea you’re loaded from…

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Was meeting a couple in a pub, walked in and the place was packed. Ordered a drink, bar man said 'they are over there behind the column'. How he knew who I was was more than weird but I should have walked there and then, as they were on the piss wanting pints.

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / lancashie / SW France

Met at a public swimming baths,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They insisted I meet them outside some shops near their house first. Neutral ground so fair enough. Seemed relatively normal til I got to the house whereby the woman was either on drugs and d*unk or whatnot. House was an absolute state and I had immediate regret.

Made my excuses and got up out of there.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have had some very strange first meets over the years , usually the last meet too! But one that stands out because others I know had the exact same experience is the ‘princess’ who makes you park up a street or two away because she has like 100 Asian relatives curtain twitching in her street , you go in and have to bangra dance with her while she downs huge amounts of vodka and 420 to get in the mood. The whole thing is surreal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds like amsterdams red light district

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Was once asked for sex before the first date as an ice-breaker, then went on the date afterwards. Didn't get on, grated on my nerves, she probably had that effect on everyone which is why she fucks first.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Not in your area

Literally on a building site.

The guy was actually living there. Picture a half built house which is still largely just a breezeblock shell, dust everywhere until I got to his "room" which was about 6 square feet wide at best, a mat covering the floor, a styrofoam pillow, and bizarrely a working TV set.

Needless to say he was obviously a junkie. Incredibly it was not even the last time I went to a meet only to find a junkie living on a building site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met her at a party and asked if we could do anal. Been together ever since!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At least you could watch the tv when you finished

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

What's a meet?

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"On one of the first meets, I chose I nice bar for a initial meet, sat down and got a drink. within five minutes she was wanting to personally show me her breast enhancements at the bar. Don’t get me wrong the surgeon had done a cracking job but it was a little early in the night to be doing it in public.

Later found out she had a habit of showing anyone"

I'd love to have a meet

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By *rs W AnchorWoman
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I once had a social meet whilst I was admitted to hospital and on a drip I was bored so he came and brought me coffee. I definitely did not look my best but surgical stockings proved to be a winner as I did end up meeting up with him a fair few times once I was better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You must’ve have really rocked those stockings, I hope you wore them for the next meet

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