FabSwingers.com forum: Wonky Cocks

By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Guys who’s got a side wonder??? Ultra veiny?? Huge bell end??? Crazy thickness????

Anything different really…….

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

I got an upwards bend, veins, and big bell end

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I got an upwards bend, veins, and big bell end "

You do indeed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never really thought about it, I do have a big bellend though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got an upwards bend, veins, and big bell end "

Snap

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I got an upwards bend, veins, and big bell end

Snap

Ouch! I don’t think it works after you’ve done that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got an upwards bend, veins, and big bell end

Snap

Ouch! I don’t think it works after you’ve done that. "

Maybe a poor choice of word

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

It works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t Beyoncé sing a song about your dick?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Have a look if you think I'm in the category please let me know ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm in lol"
this dick

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mines been said to be curvy, hope its not wonky haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a slight kink from underneath when rock hard.

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’ve never really thought about it, I do have a big bellend though"

Beautiful cock!!! That bell end!!!

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By *ogglesMan
over a year ago

essex and norfolk

Mines got an upward bend in it now

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

Mine twists to one side if that counts?

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mine twists to one side if that counts?"

Of course it does!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say I’ve got a thick cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I tick a couple of boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never really thought about it, I do have a big bellend though"

Hmm. Never thought about it. Okay Throbbing Hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a slight downward curve.

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think I tick a couple of boxes. "

It does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I tick a couple of boxes.

It does!"

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By *illiamgMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Big vain here

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By *ibennyMan
over a year ago

rutherglen

Been told I have a big bell end .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn't get more basic but I'm pretty happy with that

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mine doesn't get more basic but I'm pretty happy with that

Soooo you don’t have a “wonky” cock but post on a “wonky cock” thread???

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If having a big bell end counts as wonky mine is wonky…

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If having a big bell end counts as wonky mine is wonky…

Wonky and yummy!!!!

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By *uvdubMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Been told I have a big bell end, and also curves to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a slight curve which has never had a complaint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of a downwards bend. It's been described as having a knuckle or elbow before!

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By *ortherner81Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Guys who’s got a side wonder??? Ultra veiny?? Huge bell end??? Crazy thickness????

Anything different really…….

Jx"

Interesting. And also now slightly concerned I’m not normal

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Slight curve and big bellend here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who’s got a side wonder??? Ultra veiny?? Huge bell end??? Crazy thickness????

Anything different really…….

Jx"

3 out of 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was about to comment something quite witty in here till I realised this thread is basically just a sausage fest!! Not for me lol

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I love super veiny and big bell ends. Wonky cocks can hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if mine is wonky enough

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Very big head count?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I love super veiny and big bell ends. Wonky cocks can hurt

I’m not so veiny but quite a big bell end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes mine looks around corners before i follow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine doesn't get more basic but I'm pretty happy with that

Soooo you don’t have a “wonky” cock but post on a “wonky cock” thread??? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a curve / is wonky.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

A woman I know through my vanilla twitter account says I have a lovely upward curve.

Not sure if that's classed as wonky though

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"A woman I know through my vanilla twitter account says I have a lovely upward curve.

Not sure if that's classed as wonky though "

I think wonky means when it curves quite alot to either to left or right?

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"A woman I know through my vanilla twitter account says I have a lovely upward curve.

Not sure if that's classed as wonky though

I think wonky means when it curves quite alot to either to left or right?"

In that case, I'm out

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

I'll be at least one of those

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'll be at least one of those"

Yours is just……

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I wish mine lights up like a lightsaber and does that whooshing sound each time it's turned on (no puns intended, ok, maybe a little)

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Mines veiny big bell end and long

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mines veiny big bell end and long "

You do indeed have a nice penis!!!! Balls are cute also, if they can be!! Not to big either, but big enough, veiny, thick, big head!!! Smooth…..yes I like a lot!!

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Slight curve to the left and other than that nothing unusual to be honest unless you can see anything I can't from above...

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Slight curve to the left and other than that nothing unusual to be honest unless you can see anything I can't from above...

It’s a little short, would call it a stubby!! Very thick though, lovely big head and nice and smooth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty straight......but has good veins. Likes to dress to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curves to one side and veiny here. I’m happy with it, although could Amber a bit fatter lol

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Curves to one side and veiny here. I’m happy with it, although could Amber a bit fatter lol"

Cute cock……just get rid of that hair above it!! That’s a personal preference though….xx

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Slight curve to the left and other than that nothing unusual to be honest unless you can see anything I can't from above...

It’s a little short, would call it a stubby!! Very thick though, lovely big head and nice and smooth!! "

Lol like it's owner

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By *entred1Man
over a year ago

faversham

Mine has a bit of a curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mick has a big bell end and curves up

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mick has a big bell end and curves up "

He does!! We should swap Mikes some time!! lol

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Mine is just like a flesh javelin.

no bend I feel I am missing out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mick has a big bell end and curves up

He does!! We should swap Mikes some time!! lol

Jx"

That would be a pleasure

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By *eniandMike OP Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mine is just like a flesh javelin.

no bend I feel I am missing out now

Missing out! You have gorgeous set of boobs also!! A wonky cock as well would just be being greedy!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Mine is just like a flesh javelin.

no bend I feel I am missing out now

Missing out! You have gorgeous set of boobs also!! A wonky cock as well would just be being greedy!

I am greedy what can I say

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By *ebwizMan
over a year ago

Clevedon

Girthy, veins are good with a ring on. Had a few compliments on meets about the size and the head on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a girthy banana dick that curves to the left…

… I guess variety is the spice of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is just like a flesh javelin.

no bend I feel I am missing out now

Sometimes a javelin is just what you need

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mines veiny big bell end and long "

Certainly is…mmm x

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I got an upwards bend, veins, and big bell end "

Love a curve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine bends to the right but not evident from angle of the pic.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Curves to the left. I used to be conscious of it, now I use it to me my advantage as it hits places other cocks can’t

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I like a curve but inwards and when they curve to the left or right it really hurts

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Another lefty here

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Curves to the left. I used to be conscious of it, now I use it to me my advantage as it hits places other cocks can’t

Chunky and to the left - like it x

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Another lefty here

Oh yes - definitely a left bias. Need some righties lol Need to check which way my hubby’s goes as well.

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