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By *anilla-sin OP   Couple
over a year ago

lancs

Upon logging in this morning, and idly clicking on 'local updates'.. It occurred to me, that I do really enjoy an ill-advised single male status update.. Now of course, there are many sub genres within the area of the single male status update.. The whiney /moany woe is me update, the generic 'cock is hard as fuck' update... Going right through to some very anatomically specific requests and ideas.. But I thought perhaps we can collect some good ones here?

[actually, in the interests of equality and diversity... I would like to open the thread up to all genders.. I'm sure single men aren't the only ones to do cringey statuses [stati?] are they.....? perhaps.. maybe.. We'll see...

Anyway. The one this morning that made me start this thread:

"Does any BBWS want to suffocate me with there pussy" [sic]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The single men bashing continues

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"The single men bashing continues "

Seems like reasonable feedback tbh

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By *anilla-sin OP   Couple
over a year ago

lancs


"The single men bashing continues "

ok..

1. I said any status is ok.. Not just single men.

2. If single men didn't do loads of stupid and ridiculous things on here, then they wouldn't get bashed would they.. it is a meritocratic process..

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"The single men bashing continues "

No… the rightful criticism of SOME single men continues

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"The single men bashing continues

ok..

1. I said any status is ok.. Not just single men.

2. If single men didn't do loads of stupid and ridiculous things on here, then they wouldn't get bashed would they.. it is a meritocratic process.. "

You just don’t get it do you!! This type of negative and condescending threads are almost a daily occurrence on here! What’s your motivation for posting it? Do you think your funny? Do you think it makes you look clever? I get loads of crass, lazy and rude messages on here. That’s fab. But I don’t feel the need to whine about it in the forums and by default tarring everyone with the same brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The single men bashing continues

ok..

1. I said any status is ok.. Not just single men.

2. If single men didn't do loads of stupid and ridiculous things on here, then they wouldn't get bashed would they.. it is a meritocratic process.. "

Ahh yes because couples and single females don't post ridiculous updates

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"The single men bashing continues

ok..

1. I said any status is ok.. Not just single men.

2. If single men didn't do loads of stupid and ridiculous things on here, then they wouldn't get bashed would they.. it is a meritocratic process..

Ahh yes because couples and single females don't post ridiculous updates "

Which is why, in their opening comment, and reiterated in the one you’ve quoted, they’ve opened it up to an “all genders” ridiculous update thread….

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By *anilla-sin OP   Couple
over a year ago

lancs


"The single men bashing continues

ok..

1. I said any status is ok.. Not just single men.

2. If single men didn't do loads of stupid and ridiculous things on here, then they wouldn't get bashed would they.. it is a meritocratic process..

You just don’t get it do you!! This type of negative and condescending threads are almost a daily occurrence on here! What’s your motivation for posting it? Do you think your funny? Do you think it makes you look clever? I get loads of crass, lazy and rude messages on here. That’s fab. But I don’t feel the need to whine about it in the forums and by default tarring everyone with the same brush "

Don't get what? Yes.. I think it is funny. If you don't, then fine.. crass, lazy and rude messages are one thing, but when people post status updates, they are expecting them to be seen, and are leaving themselves open to interpretation, and yes, ridicule. get off your high horse.

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By *anilla-sin OP   Couple
over a year ago

lancs

I have requested this thread be deleted. I don't want to have arguments. It was just supposed to be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is going sideways * grabs popcorn*

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I have requested this thread be deleted. I don't want to have arguments. It was just supposed to be fun. "

To be fair it isn't fun if you say people are open to ridicule. Unless it is their kink most people are not into ridicule

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I will close it for you though

Just in time by the looks of it as the "fun" has just started with people pasting other users status onto the forum, which isn't allowed by the way

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