FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing you have put in your mouth

By *ausage1970 OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have had a mushroom that basically gave me a horrendous trip...

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Marmite. Tasted awful. Then had a even worse after taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocado ?? pure yuk

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mushy peas"

You savage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toss up between cheese and Marmite. Both fowl.

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By *ust Passing ThroughMan
over a year ago

poole

Butter

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Mushy peas

You savage!!"

You clearly didn't go to the same school as me!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I bit a whole lemongrass once. Thought it was a spring onion. Cried for 3 hours. Give me a cock and balls any day

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Had a knuckle sandwich not very pleasant.

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Brussel sprout!

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By *eepingItKinkyCouple
over a year ago

reading

An olive. Straight off the tree. Learn my lesson and never ever do that.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Toss up between cheese and Marmite. Both fowl. "

Guess Marmite cheese is not on your weekly shopping list then?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Banana, it made my whole face

swell up and end up in hospital

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Canned carbonated bird's nest soup drink. Tried it as a bet, wished I hadn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna

Gross

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Mushrooms

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Durian 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calvados. just don't do it, I promise

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A desert spoon of custard powder

Yuk!!!

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By *inkyalfieMan
over a year ago

hampshire

My foot, ( often)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Shellfish.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey shit. Yep, it tasted like shit. Well, like I imagine shit would taste like...

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

At an American friend's 4th of July party, I selected what I thought was a small gherkin from a salad tray...

....bit off half of it, and moments later felt the searing heat - it was actually a whole jalapeno pepper...

....as I was frantically trying to gulp down an ice-cold beer, others were spitting theirs out in laughter...

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By *ike676767Man
over a year ago

Near Taunton

Donkey meat.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Cat food.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Craft beer in London I may as well have put my glass in the septic tank it tasted that bad

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limburger cheese.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Onions of any description, yuk

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"Onions of any description, yuk"

What????????

Don't tell me that includes garlic as well?

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Nope, garlic, leeks etc are fine. Just onions, there nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy crazy crazy hot curry in Newcastle. Had to.sign a disclaimer before ordering. Made me bleed!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Swede how on earth can anyone finding it tasty when it stinks

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A battery, a really stupid mistake

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"Nope, garlic, leeks etc are fine. Just onions, there nasty."

Ok this just gets weirder, I mean leeks are basically big long onions.

What about shallots? Are they a no go?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I have had a mushroom that basically gave me a horrendous trip..."
a poisonous mushroom then

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"Crazy crazy crazy hot curry in Newcastle. Had to.sign a disclaimer before ordering. Made me bleed! "

Bleed on the way in or bleed on the way out? Lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A battery, a really stupid mistake"
you ate a battery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crazy crazy crazy hot curry in Newcastle. Had to.sign a disclaimer before ordering. Made me bleed! "

Was that the curry hell challenge served by the Lord of Harpole? He used to appear in Viz.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Brown sauce.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A caterpillar when I was a kid

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Olives

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By *otallysmoothMan
over a year ago

Telford

Red pepper, was OK to start, then set mouth on fire lol.

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By *ingleguy203Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Jellied eils. Yuk yuk

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Olives

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I love olives but the Italian variety

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Jellied eils. Yuk yuk"
agreed

my granny loved them stunk of them

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Blue cheese x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swede how on earth can anyone finding it tasty when it stinks "

Swede is literally the only food that makes me gag!

Roll mops bleurgh

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Pigs intestines.... Courtesy of my Spanish friend lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

A mix of energy drink and pre workout. I did not feel good at all

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By *ausage1970 OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I once visited a restaurant in Belgium that unbeknown to me the steak that was served was equine and not beef. I even commented how good it was and said the beef was tender...the waiter replied that they don't serve beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snails really not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives and Asparagus

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Amazing answers

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"A battery, a really stupid mistake"

We used to lick 9v batteries as kids. Probably explains a few things.

Once are some play dough as a kid, that wasn’t great.

Chillis (on purpose). Mud (by accident). Shower Gel (she hadn’t rinsed properly).

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"A battery, a really stupid mistake

We used to lick 9v batteries as kids. Probably explains a few things.

Once are some play dough as a kid, that wasn’t great.

Chillis (on purpose). Mud (by accident). Shower Gel (she hadn’t rinsed properly). "

Surely every kid has licked a pp9 battery at some point

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I ate a slug for a dare.

Absolutely horrendous.

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tripe yuk jellied eels oh dear, feel sick now

I do like mushrooms but those big oyster ones nooo

Scallops eww

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Turnip smells as bad when it's being cooked in the oven

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Swede how on earth can anyone finding it tasty when it stinks

Swede is literally the only food that makes me gag!

Roll mops bleurgh"

So you're ok with turnip ? As that just makes me empty my stomach so gross

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Anything with mushrooms ?? get in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wedding cake, ruined my life !!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Sour milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomatoes of any form can't stand them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Street food chicken in Thailand d*unk late at night.

A week of agonising food poisoning ending with three days in hospital.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Some raw, wriggling baby squid in a fish market in S. Korea.

They didn't taste of much, but the wriggling was a bit off putting.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cake

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Campari.

I have d*unk squirt, cum, piss and licked sweaty armpits and arseholes.

But nothing is worse than Campari.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Cheese in any form, yes including crisps

Mussy Peas = food of the gods, I a Yorkshire man

Curries/anything with chillies in, yes I had a California Reaper burrito in Oz and completed Chicken wing challenges

Yes love spice

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"Jaffa Cake

You cannot be serious!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Olives

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
over a year ago

near you...

Icelandic shark. Tasted like it had marinated in piss.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Jaffa Cake

You cannot be serious!"

Deadly serious

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts!!!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

So many things

Olives. Marmite. Liver. Any and all green veg. Cauliflower. Guinness (I’m a heathen I know but nope never again). Blue cheese (I’m a huge cheese lover but can’t stand blues). Peppers (heartburn). There’s probably more but that’s the ones I always remember

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