FabSwingers.com forum: unexpected

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

picture the scene..... you are on a meet and something unexpected happened what was it? was it funny, bad, sad or brilliant? so lets have a giggle, but NO RANTS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was round a couples house and thankfully it was not our first meet together... The lights were dimmed, music on and we were just chatting as it was early doors... The door bell chimes two to three times.. when all of a sudden we hear through the letter box.. we know your in there... so let us in. It was only the ladies parents popping by for a cuppa... Luckily we were still all dressed although a comments were made about how smartly everyone was dressed...

I quickly said off the top off my head it's ok I'm a work colleague of Mr and I'm taking them both out for dinner as thank you for his efforts at work... Such relief but so funny looking back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having some car fun in Birmingham in what seemed like a fairly secluded spot.

We were in the throw of things, and suddenly we were blinded by bright lights. A taxi had driven right up to the car (at an angle) so he could get a better view!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was having some car fun in Birmingham in what seemed like a fairly secluded spot.

We were in the throw of things, and suddenly we were blinded by bright lights. A taxi had driven right up to the car (at an angle) so he could get a better view!

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similar to me, was licking a pussy on a picnic table in a wood when all of a sudden... a fox set off a security light in a house that i didnt know was there,and the family were having a meal and watched, then shut curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was having some car fun in Birmingham in what seemed like a fairly secluded spot.

We were in the throw of things, and suddenly we were blinded by bright lights. A taxi had driven right up to the car (at an angle) so he could get a better view!

similar to me, was licking a pussy on a picnic table in a wood when all of a sudden... a fox set off a security light in a house that i didnt know was there,and the family were having a meal and watched, then shut curtains

all I can picture is you licking some unsuspecting cat. No wonder they closed the curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the bed with leg restraints at cupids and being "done" by a couple. I knew people where watching but wasn't really bothered. The male of the couple was going down on me when one of the audience let out a huge sneeze which caused me to snap my legs shut and sit up quickly.

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway

I had my face buried deep in a pussy when I noticed a metallic taste, when I lifted my head up I could see quite a bit of blood ( it's ok, keep reading!) the young lady jumped up and went to wash herself off and said "it's not me....." Turned out I had a nosebleed

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

I never cease to be embarrassed on those (quite rare thankfully) occasions where ones pussy decides to fart (just a little popple) .... embarrassing but hey when someone's been pumping away for all they're worth ... what goes in ...........

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Not so much a meet but embarrassing non the less. I used to work in a bar... which I absolutely fucking hated, I decided on my last night there to drink all the booze I could get down my neck.. getting home I decided it'd be a good idea to have a wank and use my uniform to mop up as it was more than likely to be burned.

Feel asleep hammered, waking up I got breakfast with my head firmly in my arse.

My mate had lent something the day previous and asked if he could get it... I told him it was on my desk or something - to go get it.

I got upstairs after breakfast and the first thing to greet you in the middle of my room was a black shirt absolutely smothered... There was seriously tones of the shit on it...

Fucking disturbed me lol, didn't hear anything from him for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having some fun in the back of a car when some little chav got in the front and tried to nick it! He was completely oblivious to us in the back!

I chased him, naked, and gave him a gentle kicking. The lady I was entertaining found it highly hilarious.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Was in the round room at chams, a few ladieson the bed all being pleasures in various ways. I had my legs over my friends shoulders as he had fucking me, got a twitch in my leg and kicked him in the face

I got a fit of the giggles so, as we didn't want to put anyone off we left the room.

I made up oft it afterwards and he is still speaking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just picked up on this one....

My very first time i realised i actually liked cock i guess was mine ; because it all came about at a meet in Sheffield some years back; i had bi cur tendencies for many years, but had not taken things further and in many moresome's had touched other men as its was unavoidable - esp on DP etc -

Then one night i was at a MMFF session with FB when she started getting stuck in to other women; and next thing guy was touching me and things happened that turned open my eyes to the fun; it was a great night and since then i have not hidden behind fact that i am bi sexual and not ashamed to say so

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

A while back ... But I was discreetly fingering a friend whilst having lunch - not realising that the only CCTV camera was right above us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both blindfolded ourselves for some fun in a hotel, then when i went to lie on the bed, hit my head (quite hard) on the corner of the head rest. Quite funny at the time, not a few hours later when it was throbbing...

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By *ussycatpussycatxCouple
over a year ago

London

Last weekend we went to an xmas party in London..there was about 8 couples on two double beds pushed together.. i decided to stand up on the bed whilst getting a blow job.. looked up and a chap i know through work was standing in the doorway starring at me and shaking his head..not being one to be put offi carried on regardles..bumped into him later and PMSL..

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