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"ive wondered about this - not to have it done as it sounds horrendous which im sure it isnt - but there isnt anything we can do about the colour of the skin there " 'course there is..... masking tape, spray paint  | |||
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"Do I know you? This was a hot.topic of conversation when I was out with my girlfriends last night. We all decided we didn't want it done " No hun don't know you. | |||
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"Nope but I've seen a few arses on profiles that could do with it lol. "No need to be so insulting | |||
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"Its not something that for me as a normal woman who is not aspiring to look like any sort of porn star has any interest in at all My arse is as it is and its going to stay that way without the aid of bleach thanks "Go on Jo, have it tattooed  | |||
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"If I had an arse that looked like I hadn't wiped it for several months then I'd be open to get it, luckily I don't lol. But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area. Whether that's from osmosis or just rubbing, well that's a different topic "I'm surprised you ever get anywhere near an arse with an attitude like that ...disgusting. Dark pigmentation is just that - if you don't find it attractive, then that's fair enough - but leave those of us alone who do like it ...or don't mind it. | |||
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"Great. Another personal grooming issue solely created by porn for insecure women to worry themselves to a frazzle about. As if more are needed! " | |||
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"Great. Another personal grooming issue solely created by porn for insecure women to worry themselves to a frazzle about. As if more are needed! " | |||
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"Treat yourself, it's Xmas! Lol "God bless my soul, God bless my soul, I've never seen an Indian, With a white arse'ole | |||
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"Treat yourself, it's Xmas! Lol
God bless my soul,
God bless my soul,
I've never seen an Indian,
With a white arse'ole "Don't think u will either lol. | |||
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"Anyone had their anal area bleached like the pornstars? "apparently banned in the UK..... | |||
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"If I had an arse that looked like I hadn't wiped it for several months then I'd be open to get it, luckily I don't lol. But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area. Whether that's from osmosis or just rubbing, well that's a different topic
I'm surprised you ever get anywhere near an arse with an attitude like that ...disgusting.
Dark pigmentation is just that - if you don't find it attractive, then that's fair enough - but leave those of us alone who do like it ...or don't mind it. "Damn right. My ex used to hate her "dark meat" as she called it, but I actually find darker pigmentation sexier and I'm sure I'm not alone - so ladies, please leave your bits as nature intended. Look what happened to Michael Jackson. I wouldn't go near a woman with an arse that looked like Michael Jackson's face, who would? | |||
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"Anyone had their anal area bleached like the pornstars?
apparently banned in the UK....."It's hydroquinone that's banned (carcinogenic) which is the active ingredient in the creams that are used in the US, but I'm sure there are alternative products that are used here. But I'll say it again, it is totally unnecessary. Don't assume that your guy doesn't find your bits attractive - ask him! And if he says "eeww, that's gross, bleach it" - leave the silly sod! | |||
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"But I'll say it again, it is totally unnecessary. Don't assume that your guy doesn't find your bits attractive - ask him! And if he says "eeww, that's gross, bleach it" - leave the silly sod!" | |||
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"Great. Another personal grooming issue solely created by porn for insecure women to worry themselves to a frazzle about. As if more are needed! "Relax Minx, just checked and you look to have a ring of confidence!  
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"If I had an arse that looked like I hadn't wiped it for several months then I'd be open to get it, luckily I don't lol. But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area. Whether that's from osmosis or just rubbing, well that's a different topic
I'm surprised you ever get anywhere near an arse with an attitude like that ...disgusting.
Dark pigmentation is just that - if you don't find it attractive, then that's fair enough - but leave those of us alone who do like it ...or don't mind it. "I dont see what was offensive about his comment?? | |||
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"If I had an arse that looked like I hadn't wiped it for several months then I'd be open to get it, luckily I don't lol. But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area. Whether that's from osmosis or just rubbing, well that's a different topic
I'm surprised you ever get anywhere near an arse with an attitude like that ...disgusting.
Dark pigmentation is just that - if you don't find it attractive, then that's fair enough - but leave those of us alone who do like it ...or don't mind it.
I dont see what was offensive about his comment??"It's offensive to suggest that the dark colouring makes it look like you haven't washed your arse for several months... his description clearly has a derogatory tone. | |||
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"But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area" He also said that; "some people do 'suffer' from dark discolouration..." Using the word 'suffer' suggests that there is something wrong with having dark pigmentation ...and it is also an insulting comment... | |||
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"But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area He also said that; "some people do 'suffer' from dark discolouration..." Using the word 'suffer' suggests that there is something wrong with having dark pigmentation ...and it is also an insulting comment... "Yep, 'blessed with' would have been more diplomatic perhaps. Not to mention truthful imho | |||
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"Dont really think normal people need anal bleaching! Pornstars always have theirs on display hence needs to look very clean. Pornstars even have their anal hole specially cleaned before being licked out! " Surely anyone who's going to indulge in anal play should partake of a good swilling out before hand!
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"Dont really think normal people need anal bleaching! Pornstars always have theirs on display hence needs to look very clean. Pornstars even have their anal hole specially cleaned before being licked out! Surely anyone who's going to indulge in anal play should partake of a good swilling out before hand!
XXXX"Also, anyone who's going to indulge in anal play ought to like the look of an anus whatever it's natural colour, or they shouldn't be doing it I reckon! | |||
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" Pornstars always have theirs on display hence needs to look very clean. " It is ridiculous to suggest that dark pigmentation means that an arse doesn't look clean. Are your eyes that bad that you can't see the difference between pigmentation and shit? | |||
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" Pornstars always have theirs on display hence needs to look very clean. It is ridiculous to suggest that dark pigmentation means that an arse doesn't look clean. Are your eyes that bad that you can't see the difference between pigmentation and shit? "You do seem to have a burr under your saddle about this.........go on......bite the bullet and get it bleached......you know it makes sense!
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"If I had an arse that looked like I hadn't wiped it for several months then I'd be open to get it, luckily I don't lol. But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area. Whether that's from osmosis or just rubbing, well that's a different topic
I'm surprised you ever get anywhere near an arse with an attitude like that ...disgusting.
Dark pigmentation is just that - if you don't find it attractive, then that's fair enough - but leave those of us alone who do like it ...or don't mind it.
I dont see what was offensive about his comment??
It's offensive to suggest that the dark colouring makes it look like you haven't washed your arse for several months... his description clearly has a derogatory tone. "Mine has dark discolouration, in fact my ex husband used to call me bisto bum (did I really just tell everyone that?), I didnt get offended by the comment. Jeez. | |||
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" You do seem to have a burr under your saddle about this.........go on......bite the bullet and get it bleached......you know it makes sense!
XXXX"Burr under my saddle? Not at all ... it's the male half here, and C has never had a problem eating my ass, nor me hers. I just don't like to hear insulting comments which might upset others... | |||
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"If I had an arse that looked like I hadn't wiped it for several months then I'd be open to get it, luckily I don't lol. But some people do suffer from dark discolouation around that area. Whether that's from osmosis or just rubbing, well that's a different topic
I'm surprised you ever get anywhere near an arse with an attitude like that ...disgusting.
Dark pigmentation is just that - if you don't find it attractive, then that's fair enough - but leave those of us alone who do like it ...or don't mind it.
I dont see what was offensive about his comment??
It's offensive to suggest that the dark colouring makes it look like you haven't washed your arse for several months... his description clearly has a derogatory tone.
Mine has dark discolouration, in fact my ex husband used to call me bisto bum (did I really just tell everyone that?), I didnt get offended by the comment. Jeez."Pmsl that's brilliant. It would make a great username | |||
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" You do seem to have a burr under your saddle about this.........go on......bite the bullet and get it bleached......you know it makes sense!
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Burr under my saddle? Not at all ... it's the male half here, and C has never had a problem eating my ass, nor me hers. I just don't like to hear insulting comments which might upset others...
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" You do seem to have a burr under your saddle about this.........go on......bite the bullet and get it bleached......you know it makes sense!
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Burr under my saddle? Not at all ... it's the male half here, and C has never had a problem eating my ass, nor me hers. I just don't like to hear insulting comments which might upset others...
It didnt upset me!"Good for you... | |||
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" You do seem to have a burr under your saddle about this.........go on......bite the bullet and get it bleached......you know it makes sense!
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Burr under my saddle? Not at all ... it's the male half here, and C has never had a problem eating my ass, nor me hers. I just don't like to hear insulting comments which might upset others...
It didnt upset me!"Yeah ok Bisto-Bum maybe you aren't easily upset but some little shrinking violet might be and have a go with a paintbrush and a bottle of bleach with devastating results! | |||
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"Mine has dark discolouration, in fact my ex husband used to call me bisto bum (did I really just tell everyone that?), I didnt get offended by the comment. Jeez." Thats brilliant, we're rolling about at that!
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" You do seem to have a burr under your saddle about this.........go on......bite the bullet and get it bleached......you know it makes sense!
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Oh great, that's it now for me isn't, I will be forever referred to as gusto bum as well as being blamed for diy bumhole bleaching incidents!
Burr under my saddle? Not at all ... it's the male half here, and C has never had a problem eating my ass, nor me hers. I just don't like to hear insulting comments which might upset others...
It didnt upset me!
Yeah ok Bisto-Bum maybe you aren't easily upset but some little shrinking violet might be and have a go with a paintbrush and a bottle of bleach with devastating results!" | |||
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" Oh great, that's it now for me isn't, I will be forever referred to as gusto bum as well as being blamed for diy bumhole bleaching incidents! " Just for future reference, is it bisto bum or gusto bum? In the interests of accuracy. | |||
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" Mine has dark discolouration, in fact my ex husband used to call me bisto bum (did I really just tell everyone that?), I didnt get offended by the comment. Jeez." Did he ride the 'Gravy Train' much ? | |||
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"If you are going to have that area on show, either pics put on the internet or playing in public rooms where there are viewing rooms, then it is something to consider. To have very dark pigment there doesn't look that nice really. I wonder if putting lemon juice on that area helps. I would be embarrassed going to a salon to have it done but it does look nicer paler "...in your opinion! We don't all agree that it does. But christ, I would forget lemon juice if I were you! | |||
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"I wonder if that's the inspiration behind Michael Jackson going paler. No wonder he kept singing 'eeee eee' during his songs - a rectum full of bleach would make me sound like that too! "Either that or lemon juice running down his nads | |||
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"If you are going to have that area on show, either pics put on the internet or playing in public rooms where there are viewing rooms, then it is something to consider. To have very dark pigment there doesn't look that nice really. I wonder if putting lemon juice on that area helps. I would be embarrassed going to a salon to have it done but it does look nicer paler "Don't know if the lemon juice would bleach it but if you added some honey it would stop anyone rimming from getting a sore throat.
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"If you are going to have that area on show, either pics put on the internet or playing in public rooms where there are viewing rooms, then it is something to consider. To have very dark pigment there doesn't look that nice really. I wonder if putting lemon juice on that area helps. I would be embarrassed going to a salon to have it done but it does look nicer paler
Don't know if the lemon juice would bleach it but if you added some honey it would stop anyone rimming from getting a sore throat.
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" Oh great, that's it now for me isn't, I will be forever referred to as gusto bum as well as being blamed for diy bumhole bleaching incidents! Just for future reference, is it bisto bum or gusto bum? In the interests of accuracy." He he he, typo! Mind you, it tends to be both after a curry! | |||
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" Mine has dark discolouration, in fact my ex husband used to call me bisto bum (did I really just tell everyone that?), I didnt get offended by the comment. Jeez. Did he ride the 'Gravy Train' much ? "Yes, he often gave me a huge helping of his own white sauce! | |||
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" Mine has dark discolouration, in fact my ex husband used to call me bisto bum (did I really just tell everyone that?), I didnt get offended by the comment. Jeez. Did he ride the 'Gravy Train' much ?
Yes, he often gave me a huge helping of his own white sauce!"And did he get spotted dick for dessert? I hope not... | |||
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" I wonder if putting lemon juice on that area helps. I would be embarrassed going to a salon to have it done but it does look nicer paler
...in your opinion! We don't all agree that it does. But christ, I would forget lemon juice if I were you!"Emmm, it was a joke, of course lemon juice doesn't change skin colouration, and no I am not lying in bed with slices of lemon stuck between my ass cheeks | |||
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"If you are going to have that area on show, either pics put on the internet or playing in public rooms where there are viewing rooms, then it is something to consider. To have very dark pigment there doesn't look that nice really. I wonder if putting lemon juice on that area helps. I would be embarrassed going to a salon to have it done but it does look nicer paler
Don't know if the lemon juice would bleach it but if you added some honey it would stop anyone rimming from getting a sore throat.
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"Domestos kills 99% of all ass germs ... dead! "This has made me chuckle | |||
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" I wonder if putting lemon juice on that area helps. I would be embarrassed going to a salon to have it done but it does look nicer paler
...in your opinion! We don't all agree that it does. But christ, I would forget lemon juice if I were you!
Emmm, it was a joke, of course lemon juice doesn't change skin colouration, and no I am not lying in bed with slices of lemon stuck between my ass cheeks "You aren't? How disappointing....but thanks for the mental image | |||
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