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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " A mystery to me, you guys should be drowning in offers  only maybe the bdsm thing you mention yourselves may scare some newer members. Good luck! | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Not got the foggiest. | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? "  | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Really not sure why you are not getting ant interest your pics and bio are great try some more social events and clubs if your into them x good luck xx | |||
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"Have you tried a copy/paste message to everyone in 5 miles?" That's a brilliant idea, on it! Is "hi FAF" on do you think? | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Nothing is wrong with you at all! That's alllll I know  | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Nothing is wrong with you at all! That's alllll I know "Haha thank you, since you actually know us kinda I'm hoping you realise I'm just joking | |||
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"MOAR COCK SHOTS. (Sorry. Just channelling my inner Fab.)" With a sky remote or lynx can? I'm all ears  | |||
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Ps - just to add again, I've never ever sent a dripping vag close up | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Nothing is wrong with you at all! That's alllll I know
Haha thank you, since you actually know us kinda I'm hoping you realise I'm just joking "Even kinda is a stretch! But I know you sure as shit wouldn't struggle for a meet that's for sure | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Forget dripping vag you need Gapping Fanny! | |||
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"For those taken me seriously " I have never sent a close up dripping vag pic" "You haven’t sent one yet | |||
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"I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Not messaging me your location | |||
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"Have you tried a copy/paste message to everyone in 5 miles?" | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Forget dripping vag you need Gapping Fanny! "That's where I'm going wrong | |||
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"Oh my days I am cackling, I think this has all been taken the wrong way. Incidentally OP, do you have a dripping bag shot to post, that might do it" Yes I think my humor has slipped past a few | |||
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"Yes I think my humor has slipped past a few "ASL? | |||
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"Yes I think my humor has slipped past a few
ASL?"American sign language?? | |||
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"Yes I think my humor has slipped past a few
ASL?
American sign language?? "27 Male Manchester. Old enough to be somebody’s son  | |||
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"It was a little light hearted joke post, but thank you for the inboxes. Seriously guys this works, who knew, I understand why the men do it now
Ps - just to add again, I've never ever sent a dripping vag close up "There’s always a first time……. | |||
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"I think it's customary to offer cake " And Haribos for Plan b…… | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Literally doing nothing wrong! We have the same issue but always put it down to what we’re looking for not being for everyone. We’re really looking forward to (hopefully) meeting you two beauties at the social in Jan xx | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Literally doing nothing wrong! We have the same issue but always put it down to what we’re looking for not being for everyone. We’re really looking forward to (hopefully) meeting you two beauties at the social in Jan xx"Looking forward to it, need an excuse to dress up. My jokey post seems to have gotten taken a little seriously | |||
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"I think it's customary to offer cake And Haribos for Plan b…… "Got it, cake and haribo! That's where I'm going wrong. Victoria sponge anyone? | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Literally doing nothing wrong! We have the same issue but always put it down to what we’re looking for not being for everyone. We’re really looking forward to (hopefully) meeting you two beauties at the social in Jan xx
Looking forward to it, need an excuse to dress up.
My jokey post seems to have gotten taken a little seriously "It seems we fell into your sarcasm trap too  hahaha | |||
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"Sensational photos xx" Thank you x | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " omg this has to be in jest?  | |||
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"Some great verifications also. Maybe it's the bdsm and the size of misters cock!! They can't compete. " What part of the BDSM, it was a joke post but I'm actually curious as it's been pointed out a few times Mrs | |||
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"Oh my days I am cackling, I think this has all been taken the wrong way. Incidentally OP, do you have a dripping bag shot to post, that might do it Yes I think my humor has slipped past a few " | |||
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Alot of couples usually go quiet as it's mainly then guy messaging without Mrs knowledge. | |||
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"For those taken me seriously " I have never sent a close up dripping vag pic" "Mores the pity | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " theres absolutely nothing wrong with you at all, ive not met anyone since I rejoined on this profile. Closest I have been is web cam chat with a couple. Believe me I ask myself exactly what you're asking now but the best thing is to not take it personally as its not anything to do with you, maybe some people just wont message you because they feel you wouldn't be interested in them ? | |||
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"Omg how did some people not get this was all said in Jest "You should see the inboxes
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If you think it's "easy" for anyone on fab your wrong, woman and couples may have more choice, but is it a good choice?? 3 & 4 way attraction is hard to find, especially 4 way.
We don't get tons of messages daily like the inboxes suggest, the inboxes we do get generally 1- haven't read our profile and popped a cock in the box (block) 2- out of age range, 3- no attraction, 4- from men.
If you want to pop into my inbox with the how dare you, try being me rubbish, give your head a wobble and post on the thread not my inbox.
One peice of advice, negativity doesn't attract many, more so than your cock size. Fab is supposed to be fun, if your that down about it maybe it's not for you!
Keep it to the post please.
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"In all seriousness since we're getting inboxes "try being a single male" "how would you like it" type messages
If you think it's "easy" for anyone on fab your wrong, woman and couples may have more choice, but is it a good choice?? 3 & 4 way attraction is hard to find, especially 4 way.
We don't get tons of messages daily like the inboxes suggest, the inboxes we do get generally 1- haven't read our profile and popped a cock in the box (block) 2- out of age range, 3- no attraction, 4- from men.
If you want to pop into my inbox with the how dare you, try being me rubbish, give your head a wobble and post on the thread not my inbox.
One peice of advice, negativity doesn't attract many, more so than your cock size. Fab is supposed to be fun, if your that down about it maybe it's not for you!
Keep it to the post please.
Mrs"It's sad that you had to write this but I'm not surprised. There are a lot of butthurt types in the world who assume too much about other people's lives. As for the original question, I wouldn't feel too bad. Quality, over quantity. You guys have a great profile. | |||
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"In all seriousness since we're getting inboxes "try being a single male" "how would you like it" type messages
If you think it's "easy" for anyone on fab your wrong, woman and couples may have more choice, but is it a good choice?? 3 & 4 way attraction is hard to find, especially 4 way.
We don't get tons of messages daily like the inboxes suggest, the inboxes we do get generally 1- haven't read our profile and popped a cock in the box (block) 2- out of age range, 3- no attraction, 4- from men.
If you want to pop into my inbox with the how dare you, try being me rubbish, give your head a wobble and post on the thread not my inbox.
One peice of advice, negativity doesn't attract many, more so than your cock size. Fab is supposed to be fun, if your that down about it maybe it's not for you!
Keep it to the post please.
Mrs"They need to listen to some Xmas songs and have a wank if you ask me! | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " By looks we sent you a wink 3 months ago... It happens, our biggest frustration is when we get winks back, we then message and have no reply... That's annoying. But sadly the site becomes apparently a numbers game, you message 20 you get 1 positive reception. | |||
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"Victoria sponge anyone? "More tea, Vicar? | |||
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"Victoria sponge anyone?
More tea, Vicar?"One lump or two? | |||
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I don't see any reason personally but hey you can't please everyone.
I'm sure you'll be inundated now tc x | |||
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"In all seriousness since we're getting inboxes "try being a single male" "how would you like it" type messages
If you think it's "easy" for anyone on fab your wrong, woman and couples may have more choice, but is it a good choice?? 3 & 4 way attraction is hard to find, especially 4 way.
We don't get tons of messages daily like the inboxes suggest, the inboxes we do get generally 1- haven't read our profile and popped a cock in the box (block) 2- out of age range, 3- no attraction, 4- from men.
If you want to pop into my inbox with the how dare you, try being me rubbish, give your head a wobble and post on the thread not my inbox.
One peice of advice, negativity doesn't attract many, more so than your cock size. Fab is supposed to be fun, if your that down about it maybe it's not for you!
Keep it to the post please.
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They need to listen to some Xmas songs and have a wank if you ask me!"Tell me about it, I've had to ask them to stop bothering me, honestly it's tedious, last time I attempt a little light hearted joke | |||
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My god my inbox is giving me a headache!!
Send help!!
Cake
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"Can I report my own post to have it removed
My god my inbox is giving me a headache!!
Send help!!
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Chocolate
Thank you"Do you want more messages about not replying to messages with that? | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " I don’t get it either, your profile is HOT!! Mrs x | |||
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"Can I report my own post to have it removed
My god my inbox is giving me a headache!!
Send help!!
Cake
Coffee
Sanity
Chocolate
Thank you
Do you want more messages about not replying to messages with that? "Honestly pitty me in the inbox is tedious! | |||
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"For those taken me seriously " I have never sent a close up dripping vag pic" "Maybe that's where you're going wrong. | |||
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"For those taken me seriously " I have never sent a close up dripping vag pic" Maybe that's where you're going wrong. "Maybe, might add some vegetables too, whilst eating cake..... | |||
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But as a fellow couple that love photography you have a great profile and if you werent so far away...we would defiantly be suggesting a meet! | |||
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"For those taken me seriously " I have never sent a close up dripping vag pic" Maybe that's where you're going wrong.
Maybe, might add some vegetables too, whilst eating cake..... "Just add cream , as they said to the Tart. | |||
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"We’re definitely finding it more challenging than we thought to arrange some fun! We’ve tried clubs but struggle as we’re a little socially awkward (me especially!) and we’ve tried arranging to meet at clubs but it is always so busy we end up missing people. We’re now exploring private meets but finding that tough going too. It’s hard making sure all four people are in to one another and it’s a good fit in terms of boundaries etc as well as lining up schedules. Not helped by this month being super busy for us! C x" Identify with all those difficulties. I think one think you have to do is curb your expectations of volume of encounters. However when we do meet the right people it tends to be pretty awesome even if it's not often. And don't give up on clubs. Personally we find these work far better, especially if like us free time is difficult. We don't arrange to meet people in clubs. We just go not knowing who will be there and make people's acquaintance that we bump into. Find this method a lot more simpler and flexible. I (Mr) am especially socially awkward but I've found exposure and experience helps you find your grove in the club world. Also in our experience some clubs seem more friendly and have a better vibe than others. So it helps to get about and try different ones. | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " I don't think people get your humour, but I do and it's fucking hilarious | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? " Have you tried sprinkling those hundreds and thousands that you get on ice creams on your dripping vag. It might give you a bit of sparkle. | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? I don't think people get your humour, but I do and it's fucking hilarious "Yes most definitely didn't | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Have you tried sprinkling those hundreds and thousands that you get on ice creams on your dripping vag. It might give you a bit of sparkle. "I like your thinking, this is the kind of suggestion I can get behind. | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Have you tried sprinkling those hundreds and thousands that you get on ice creams on your dripping vag. It might give you a bit of sparkle.
I like your thinking, this is the kind of suggestion I can get behind. "I could get behind your behind | |||
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"Turn fab off, then back on again "It worked!! | |||
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"I would suggest sending dick pics, offers of cash, and copy pasta messages. Thank me later. "Dick not vag, who knew, I'm on it!! | |||
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"Get the violins out, we haven't had a meet in ages, I mean what's wrong with us? (Probably our faces but let's pretend not) It's hard for couples on here (violins again) We send out winks, messages, dripping vag close ups and nothing, I don't get it, what are we doing wrong? Have you tried sprinkling those hundreds and thousands that you get on ice creams on your dripping vag. It might give you a bit of sparkle.
I like your thinking, this is the kind of suggestion I can get behind.
I could get behind your behind "Give it a shave while your there | |||
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