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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Question for the chaps here

Have you ever gotten to the end of a weekend of debauchery and felt like your cock has been stuck through a mangle???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was about a new delicacy at the local chippy

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Thought this was about a new delicacy at the local chippy"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was about a new delicacy at the local chippy"

I'm sure many folks would consider this a delicacy - right now I have a rather delicate feeling cock and it's not the first time

When I first started seeing my bad bitch my banjo string was on its last legs

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Prefer a battered sausage

But, yes, I’ve found an aching cock the hallmark of a good night (or nights!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prefer a battered sausage

But, yes, I’ve found an aching cock the hallmark of a good night (or nights!)"

This brings back a very old memory. Was in a chippy after being in the local discotheque (that's a long way back lol) and a guy asked for a battered sausage. When he was told they didn't have any left, he whipped his cock out and slapped it on the counter. Without flinching the woman behind the counter picked up a rolling pin and whacked it full on! "There ya go that'll be £1.60 sir"

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex


"Prefer a battered sausage

But, yes, I’ve found an aching cock the hallmark of a good night (or nights!)

This brings back a very old memory. Was in a chippy after being in the local discotheque (that's a long way back lol) and a guy asked for a battered sausage. When he was told they didn't have any left, he whipped his cock out and slapped it on the counter. Without flinching the woman behind the counter picked up a rolling pin and whacked it full on! "There ya go that'll be £1.60 sir""

Just as well he didn’t ask for two pickled eggs

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

A cock like a blind cobbler's thumb.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Thought this was about a new delicacy at the local chippy

I'm sure many folks would consider this a delicacy - right now I have a rather delicate feeling cock and it's not the first time

When I first started seeing my bad bitch my banjo string was on its last legs "

What cord can it play now though

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