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not sure i can make it any simpler but i will try to clarify...
I, the topic starter, am asking you, fab swingers, about the worst meets youve had. When i ask "What happened?", I mean tell us (me and other readers) what made it the worst meet youve had.
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"thank you i think everyone got it really "then why spam my thread?  | |||
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"one guy wanted to get paid!!" Cheeky bugger 
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"She asked me to tie her to a tree and beat her with a branch. I declined "THATS the stuff of nightmares! omg | |||
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"She asked me to tie her to a tree and beat her with a branch. I declined
THATS the stuff of nightmares! omg "I know, I only went for a capuccino and kit kat. Ended up in the loo, shaking, with both anger and fear lol | |||
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"Arranged to meet a couple at a local boozer. We all turned up as promised, little did I know however that the fella hasn't told his wife of his dastardly plan and as I attempted to get a little closer to her......she twigged onto what was happening, proceeded to go apoplectic with rage at her old man........I beat a hasty retreat outta there if course. Disastrous end to what could have been a wicked night "uncomfortable...  | |||
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"i have a few bad meets but these threads come up so offen i dont tend to reply as the regualrs have read my stories a million times before and i fear im boring them lol "plenty of us newbies who won't be so spill the beans on the single worst one, ever | |||
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"She really laid into him as well, to be a spectator at that was very uncomfortable. What a a way for a woman to find out her old fella wanted to see her with another guy." Can imagine how she must of felt, I would of been furious. Absolutely furious. | |||
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"She really laid into him as well, to be a spectator at that was very uncomfortable. What a a way for a woman to find out her old fella wanted to see her with another guy." well its just crazy that he'd set his wife up like when clearly it was never even discussed  bloody arrogant to think she'd just play ball too. | |||
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"i have a few bad meets but these threads come up so offen i dont tend to reply as the regualrs have read my stories a million times before and i fear im boring them lol
plenty of us newbies who won't be so spill the beans on the single worst one, ever"i think my all time worse one was, and sorry to those who have read this before lol A guy took me to partners in bury, offered to pick me up and bring me home, so he picked me up as arranged, drove to bury and we went to the club, had a great night to be honest, spent some time playing together and some time doing our own thing, anyway during the night he had got talking to a woman who asked him back to hers after so at the end of the night he came over and told me he was going back with this woman so wouldnt be taking me home, and drove off and left me over 100 miles from home at 3am with no way of getting back and yes before anyone says it (again) i know it was my fault for going with him in the first place lol | |||
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"i have a few bad meets but these threads come up so offen i dont tend to reply as the regualrs have read my stories a million times before and i fear im boring them lol
plenty of us newbies who won't be so spill the beans on the single worst one, ever
i think my all time worse one was, and sorry to those who have read this before lol
A guy took me to partners in bury, offered to pick me up and bring me home, so he picked me up as arranged, drove to bury and we went to the club, had a great night to be honest, spent some time playing together and some time doing our own thing, anyway during the night he had got talking to a woman who asked him back to hers after so at the end of the night he came over and told me he was going back with this woman so wouldnt be taking me home, and drove off and left me over 100 miles from home at 3am with no way of getting back
and yes before anyone says it (again) i know it was my fault for going with him in the first place lol"What a tool. Him, that is. | |||
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He declined to undress, but unzipped, pulled out a flaccid cock, waved it at me and said "here you go". I sucked it a little until it was hard...started to roll a condom on, and he came during the unroll. He told me to get dressed again, and he dropped me off back in town.
The weirdest thing is he messaged me a few days later to say thanks, and when could we do it again! | |||
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"i have a few bad meets but these threads come up so offen i dont tend to reply as the regualrs have read my stories a million times before and i fear im boring them lol
plenty of us newbies who won't be so spill the beans on the single worst one, ever
i think my all time worse one was, and sorry to those who have read this before lol
A guy took me to partners in bury, offered to pick me up and bring me home, so he picked me up as arranged, drove to bury and we went to the club, had a great night to be honest, spent some time playing together and some time doing our own thing, anyway during the night he had got talking to a woman who asked him back to hers after so at the end of the night he came over and told me he was going back with this woman so wouldnt be taking me home, and drove off and left me over 100 miles from home at 3am with no way of getting back
and yes before anyone says it (again) i know it was my fault for going with him in the first place lol"what an asshole some blokes have no class at all and cna only think with their penis - sorry to hear that but i guess you got back alright in the end | |||
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"My first meet as a single fem (not from this site!) Had been celibate for over six years, and I was, quite honestly, desperate, so I did ignore what should have been warning signs. Met a tradesman went up to the moors in his van. We chatted a bit but he was clearly not my type, but never mind. Parked up, went to rear of van, he said "get your kit off then", so I did
He declined to undress, but unzipped, pulled out a flaccid cock, waved it at me and said "here you go". I sucked it a little until it was hard...started to roll a condom on, and he came during the unroll. He told me to get dressed again, and he dropped me off back in town.
The weirdest thing is he messaged me a few days later to say thanks, and when could we do it again! "haha i think i've met him too | |||
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"i have a few bad meets but these threads come up so offen i dont tend to reply as the regualrs have read my stories a million times before and i fear im boring them lol
plenty of us newbies who won't be so spill the beans on the single worst one, ever
i think my all time worse one was, and sorry to those who have read this before lol
A guy took me to partners in bury, offered to pick me up and bring me home, so he picked me up as arranged, drove to bury and we went to the club, had a great night to be honest, spent some time playing together and some time doing our own thing, anyway during the night he had got talking to a woman who asked him back to hers after so at the end of the night he came over and told me he was going back with this woman so wouldnt be taking me home, and drove off and left me over 100 miles from home at 3am with no way of getting back
and yes before anyone says it (again) i know it was my fault for going with him in the first place lol
what an asshole some blokes have no class at all and cna only think with their penis - sorry to hear that but i guess you got back alright in the end"yeah made my way to the train station and sat and waiting for the first train back home | |||
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"My first meet as a single fem (not from this site!) Had been celibate for over six years, and I was, quite honestly, desperate, so I did ignore what should have been warning signs. Met a tradesman went up to the moors in his van. We chatted a bit but he was clearly not my type, but never mind. Parked up, went to rear of van, he said "get your kit off then", so I did
He declined to undress, but unzipped, pulled out a flaccid cock, waved it at me and said "here you go". I sucked it a little until it was hard...started to roll a condom on, and he came during the unroll. He told me to get dressed again, and he dropped me off back in town.
The weirdest thing is he messaged me a few days later to say thanks, and when could we do it again! "what a pathetic loser I would rather the person i'm meeting had a better time than me!!! I would want the ground to swallow me up if i were to fail so badly(not that i don't want to enjoy myself) | |||
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"My first meet as a single fem (not from this site!) Had been celibate for over six years, and I was, quite honestly, desperate, so I did ignore what should have been warning signs. Met a tradesman went up to the moors in his van. We chatted a bit but he was clearly not my type, but never mind. Parked up, went to rear of van, he said "get your kit off then", so I did
He declined to undress, but unzipped, pulled out a flaccid cock, waved it at me and said "here you go". I sucked it a little until it was hard...started to roll a condom on, and he came during the unroll. He told me to get dressed again, and he dropped me off back in town.
The weirdest thing is he messaged me a few days later to say thanks, and when could we do it again! "So what happened the second time you met him ? | |||
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"My first meet as a single fem (not from this site!) Had been celibate for over six years, and I was, quite honestly, desperate, so I did ignore what should have been warning signs. Met a tradesman went up to the moors in his van. We chatted a bit but he was clearly not my type, but never mind. Parked up, went to rear of van, he said "get your kit off then", so I did
He declined to undress, but unzipped, pulled out a flaccid cock, waved it at me and said "here you go". I sucked it a little until it was hard...started to roll a condom on, and he came during the unroll. He told me to get dressed again, and he dropped me off back in town.
The weirdest thing is he messaged me a few days later to say thanks, and when could we do it again!
So what happened the second time you met him ? "By then I'd had a real meet with a real man and had much higher standards!  | |||
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"Lol ours has to be the guy who turned up a little different from his pic. His face pic was right up grees street nd a fit body also. he was witty and some what inteligent and he was doing well with her. so they decided to meet. He arrived sporting a full on beard nd no a bit of stuble it was full face barnicle bill beard. mrs no that keen on facial hair. when asked he said it was a notion he had. lol she still took him to bed nd played but she never got oral off him lol. not as bad as some on here but not what she was expecting." eeeeeek a Jim Royle moment lol. | |||
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"eeeeeek a Jim Royle moment lol. " lol imagine that, dirty £1 y fronts an all - bleurgh  | |||
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"Ive had a few bad meets but think the worst one has to be.... The time a lady jumped out of bed and threw a full on tantrum cause i had touched the guys cock!!! awkward,i hadn't been aware she wanted a running commentary,and got dressed and told her if she jealousy issues swinging was not for her "i bet he was gutted, i would have been | |||
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