FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest comments made on fab

By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I didn't want to date this guy when he asked me out so I said "sorry I have a boyfriend"

He replied "Why are you on fab if you have a boyfriend?"

I replied "He's also on Fab"

I should of just said he wasn't my type, might of been easier but I usually get "why what's wrong with me?" This is why sometimes it's easier to ignore advances.

What's funniest comments people made to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on Fab but on a dating site, a man I had not replied to fast enough said ...

" You have great big sausage fingers Hev, like a mans, really fat"

Upon checking the photos, they did appear quite fat but it was just the camera angle.

Needless to say I did not meet the man.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I once had a man I'd never interacted with send me this

"How dare you say you won't reply to cock pics ,who do you think you are? I don't want to see your vile underwear" he blocked me before I could reply.

He had a cock avatar ,so can only presume be took offence to the bit in my profil saying I delete messages with cock pics .

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I once had a man I'd never interacted with send me this

"How dare you say you won't reply to cock pics ,who do you think you are? I don't want to see your vile underwear" he blocked me before I could reply.

He had a cock avatar ,so can only presume be took offence to the bit in my profil saying I delete messages with cock pics ."

Wow I never get them types. Good riddance to that craziness

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers. "

Like you I have a "Fab WTAFs" folder of screenshotted messages that just make my jaw hit the floor. Had a butchers at yours and I think yours are even worse than mine!

Amazing profile by the way

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By *ev_1Couple
over a year ago

Bickliegh

To many to mention lol

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers. "

Or in one particular case, an eye closer...

One of the best reads on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers. "

We have just had a fantastic giggle reading these opening lines on your profile. Thanks for sharing. We both love how your whole profile reads BTW and you sound like the sort of person who'd have us in stitches. Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers. "

Some belters there! I will have to up my opening message game to compete with some of them ??

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers. "

Some of those requests look very familiar. I wonder if any those people ever found success with the more outlandish requests.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Not really funny but I often get “how are you single with a body like that?”

My usual response is “that’s probably because I’m also rude, depressed, broke and with serious attachment issues, will you marry me?”

That’s usually the end of our conversation, and I wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would of had a funny response for the above

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"I would of had a funny response for the above "

Please share, for the sake of my weary soul.

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By *ravelcpleCouple
over a year ago

ipswich

We can raise you all on the most beserk mental message....someone asked if they could bring their kids and then got grumpy when we said that really wasn’t appropriate....

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sorry

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Guy told me once. “I’d put my nan in a trolley to throw my muck up your hoop laaa “

Interesting use of English language scousers have I thought to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once organised a social on a nudist beach… the night before she messaged to ask if it was ok if she bought her 14 year old daughter along

Needless to say we never met!

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"I've posted all the funny, weird, and downright disrespectful comments I've received on my profile for all to see. Some real eye openers. "

OMG

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"We once organised a social on a nudist beach… the night before she messaged to ask if it was ok if she bought her 14 year old daughter along

Needless to say we never met!"

WTF , my gosh there is some strange people out there isnt there

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