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By *izzyRascal OP   Woman
over a year ago

North Hants

Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts

My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts

My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "

Had a quick look at those squirt blankets, but, in my opinion, they would be a waste of money. They don't seem to have a way of being attached to the bed/mattress so have the chance of slipping from where they're needed most during sexual activities.

I can be a heavy squirter, went through loads of different mattress protectors, plastic sheets etc. They all have one thing in common- the possibility of slipping away at the crucial moment. However, one day I came across zippeable mattress protector for people with incontinence issues and it was the best solution ever! Yes, they are not cheap (I got mine for about £40 on eBay a few years ago) but they are worth every penny! My mattress sits inside the zippeable mattress protector, and then I just put a regular sheet on top. Yes, the sheet needs to be changed afterwards (that blanket would, too, I guess) but the mattress protector just needs to be wiped clean and a new sheet put on top.

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By *ighlander40Man
over a year ago

oxford

Based on experience - I’d say the Liberator Fascinator Throw is the answer . Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use mattress protectors from dunelm and a towel

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Buy a waterproof mattress protector from Argos. They are plastic on the underneath and towelling on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterproof mattress toppers work really well apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower curtain

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By *andomly FriendlyCouple
over a year ago

Hull

We use a shower curtain with towels

Curls x

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Piss blanket

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Puppy pads will change your life

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By *izzyRascal OP   Woman
over a year ago

North Hants


"My mattress sits inside the zippeable mattress protector, and then I just put a regular sheet on top "

I'll have to check this out! What material are they though? I hate plastic sheets, they are so noisey and make me too hot.

I think the thing about a blanket is I can move it away after and sleep in a dry bed haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large beach towel on top of a shower curtain.

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country


"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts

My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "

A friend I played with used a shower curtain for the job, quite a cracking idea I thought

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By *izzyRascal OP   Woman
over a year ago

North Hants

Thanks for all the suggestions folks!

I think the big thing for me is I'm naturally very wet, rather than it being an intentional part of any play. I need something that is comfortable and easy to use then move away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazon… 600x900 bed wetting pads… soak up loads!!!. Then throw them away.

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By *ickyJJ2024Couple
over a year ago

rotherham


"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts

We use a water proof matress cover and have a spare for when changing x

My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

We've had the pulled aside panties threads.

Why not try pulled aside incontinence wear?

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"My mattress sits inside the zippeable mattress protector, and then I just put a regular sheet on top

I'll have to check this out! What material are they though? I hate plastic sheets, they are so noisey and make me too hot.

I think the thing about a blanket is I can move it away after and sleep in a dry bed haha"

Mine is made of quite soft PVC, does not make any crinkly noises but can get a bit warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out where R Kelly got his from.

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By *sh8286Couple
over a year ago

Guildford

We use these, designed for bed wetting kids so very absorbent and can be chucked out of bed when we're done and washed the next day.

https://www.brollysheets.co.uk/products/brolly-sheet-white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a waterproof mattress protector from Argos. They are plastic on the underneath and towelling on top.

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I have one of those, not very sexy for them to be advertised as incontinence sheets, but nice Terry cloth texture and more importantly, it's a fitted sheet with very good elastic so fits double and king size.

Mrs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think the simplest solution is to meet at their place, then when you're all waving goodbye to the mattress as it floats down the stairs, you don't have to worry too much about it.

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By *izzyRascal OP   Woman
over a year ago

North Hants


"I think the simplest solution is to meet at their place, then when you're all waving goodbye to the mattress as it floats down the stairs, you don't have to worry too much about it. "

Hilarious answer Have to admit, I don't worry about it when it's someone else's bed

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Reminds me of the time that we went to a guys flat and Jane totally ruined his new £1300 Italian mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of the time that we went to a guys flat and Jane totally ruined his new £1300 Italian mattress "
I hope he ruined her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a waterproof mattress protector from Argos. They are plastic on the underneath and towelling on top.

I have one of those, not very sexy for them to be advertised as incontinence sheets, but nice Terry cloth texture and more importantly, it's a fitted sheet with very good elastic so fits double and king size.

Mrs"

Ooh, will take a look, need something more than towels

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

reading

Lay down a normal mattress protector then a fitted sheet … then a waterproof mattress protector, on top of that a large bath towel then on top of that another fitted sheet … once you’ve finished playing take off the top 3 layers and you are left with a nice clean dry fitted sheet to sleep on … deal with the washing in the morning lol

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By *izzyRascal OP   Woman
over a year ago

North Hants


"Lay down a normal mattress protector then a fitted sheet … then a waterproof mattress protector, on top of that a large bath towel then on top of that another fitted sheet … once you’ve finished playing take off the top 3 layers and you are left with a nice clean dry fitted sheet to sleep on … deal with the washing in the morning lol "

Blimey that's organised! Makes sense but not sure my AuDHD brain would handle it lol

I've started looking at waterproof dog blankets. Seem to be cheaper than human ones but same concept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts

My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "

Yeah you probably want few those like Most throw replacements,

You could mix up the bedding scenario & colours

Id buy all but Green & few brown

Personally I've adapted vinyl sheets with Velcro holds & large ex-settee cushions in big vinyl holds & Velcro

Worth the time & cleanse!!

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"We use mattress protectors from dunelm and a towel"

Over the years, we have done a LOT of research into this. Tested a lot of `Inco` sheets, and have found that Dunelm sheets are the best ones. They also fit over the sofa, which is actually where we do most of our `entertaining` tbh.

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By *usteatit1969Couple
over a year ago

chester

Use baby dry nites.

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By *izzyRascal OP   Woman
over a year ago

North Hants

Bought a £21 waterproof pet blanket yesterday and first use today was a great success Slight rustle but it's really cosy and comfortable. No puddles went through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice I've got large pet cushion for my pillow boost

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