FabSwingers.com forum: Commonly misused words on Fab

By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I'll go first: "discrete", meaning separate or unconnected. Commonly misused on Fab when the writer actually means "discreet", which means self-restrained or tactful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youse yous and use

for you

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I've seen a few say no spare of the moment meets ,rather than spur .Also seen some say Varification.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Women. "I'm looking for a women" lt's such a frequent error, I assume new guys are ultra horny and not looking at what they type.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Bare instead of bear as in bear with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for fun" - mostly used by women who are not looking for fun as they are really,really, really picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should of

should have / should've

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Single

Well endowed

.....for hours

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Are instead of our.

Forfill instead of fulfil.

I can't be asked instead of I can't be arsed

Of instead of have

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Too instead of to and vice versa.

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By *edHeelsCplCouple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

Well, the whole definition of Cuckold appears to be wrong.

Married men or in a relationship with a woman can be cuckolded Not single men who just want to watch a couple play and perhaps have a three some.

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By *ipseyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Single

Well endowed

.....for hours "

Damn it! I was going to say ‘single’

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"should of

should have / should've"

I don't know why, but this one always bothers me more than most

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Are instead of our.

Forfill instead of fulfil.

I can't be asked instead of I can't be arsed

Of instead of have

All of these bug me. As a mod are you ever tempted to go over a profile in red text and not approve it until they fix it?

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Sincere

When did it stop meaning "without wax"?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Defiantly instead of definitely

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

[Removed by poster at 02/11/22 16:27:30]

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Defiantly instead of definitely "

Yes! Also definately

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Are instead of our.

Forfill instead of fulfil.

I can't be asked instead of I can't be arsed

Of instead of have

All of these bug me. As a mod are you ever tempted to go over a profile in red text and not approve it until they fix it?"

. I only mod the forum.

They do make me twitch a bit but I have family members who really struggle with reading and writing for various reasons. I tend to think as long as I understand the meaning it's fine.

My grammar can be a bit dodgy, I never did master the difference between a colon and semi-colon.

I was tempted to take a marker pen to the greengrocer's sign I saw recently advertising 'asper grass' though

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By *winglow777Man
over a year ago

selkirk

Love everything about this. Thank you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate are instead of our

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Are instead of our.

Forfill instead of fulfil.

I can't be asked instead of I can't be arsed

Of instead of have

All of these bug me. As a mod are you ever tempted to go over a profile in red text and not approve it until they fix it?

. I only mod the forum.

They do make me twitch a bit but I have family members who really struggle with reading and writing for various reasons. I tend to think as long as I understand the meaning it's fine.

My grammar can be a bit dodgy, I never did master the difference between a colon and semi-colon.

I was tempted to take a marker pen to the greengrocer's sign I saw recently advertising 'asper grass' though

Lol. To be clear, this wasn't specifically aimed at spelling and grammar, more about when people use words wrongly. Like when a lady describes herself as a "nymph", meaning fictional water fairy, when she probably meant nympho...

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bare instead of bear as in bear with me

I think "bare with me" is just wishful thinking

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Are instead of our.

Forfill instead of fulfil.

I can't be asked instead of I can't be arsed

Of instead of have

All of these bug me. As a mod are you ever tempted to go over a profile in red text and not approve it until they fix it?

. I only mod the forum.

They do make me twitch a bit but I have family members who really struggle with reading and writing for various reasons. I tend to think as long as I understand the meaning it's fine.

My grammar can be a bit dodgy, I never did master the difference between a colon and semi-colon.

I was tempted to take a marker pen to the greengrocer's sign I saw recently advertising 'asper grass' though

I understand

Like a teacher I know who received a note from a cross parent asking that her child wasn't made to do pe in 'bear feet'...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

^^ we all imagined some poor child galumphing around with furry bear feet while their class mates delicately performed gymnastics in trainers

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

When people talk about a click not a clique

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By *ontVellaCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll go first: "discrete", meaning separate or unconnected. Commonly misused on Fab when the writer actually means "discreet", which means self-restrained or tactful."

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"When people talk about a click not a clique"

This is a good one, I've seen it a lot here. Also it's pretty funny how some people immediately feel left out and get annoyed as soon as 2 people share a private joke, or reference something that happened on the forum like 2 days earlier

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I'll go first: "discrete", meaning separate or unconnected. Commonly misused on Fab when the writer actually means "discreet", which means self-restrained or tactful.

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM” "

Lol very true

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

It's not a Fab one so sorry to go off-piste... but whenever I hear 'Pacific' instead of 'specific'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, respectful and genuine spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here but a very vanilla (or I assume she is) friend posted on Facebook that she was doing a muddy obstacle course race against her husband and it was going to be "no holes barred" rather than no holds barred.

I just didn't have the heart to tell her that was something different. Although, I would love to give her a demonstration.

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

"When people talk about a click not a clique

Hijack alert

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Not on here but a very vanilla (or I assume she is) friend posted on Facebook that she was doing a muddy obstacle course race against her husband and it was going to be "no holes barred" rather than no holds barred.

I just didn't have the heart to tell her that was something different. Although, I would love to give her a demonstration.

Always makes me smile that one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

There, their and they're

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

“Needs blocked” instead of “needs blocking” or “needs to be blocked”

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM” "

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No instead of know

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter."

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight "

The two on the outside both play with the one in the middle - works for all combinations of F and M

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By *ouseofhoneyCouple
over a year ago

North West

Sydney University

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By *ontVellaCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight "

It does.

MMF - male, male, female; threesome where the men play with each other as well as the female.

MFM - male, female, male; threesome where the men will only play with the female and not each other.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Aloud instead of allowed

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There seems to be plenty of guys who use the word straight when they actually mean bisexual

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight

It does.

MMF - male, male, female; threesome where the men play with each other as well as the female.

MFM - male, female, male; threesome where the men will only play with the female and not each other. "

If you have three straight men and a woman, how do you write that ?

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Cunt lol

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

"There seems to be plenty of guys who use the word straight when they actually mean bisexual

Including you ?? Or are you getting lots of messages and fabs from “straight” guys ?? I’d suck your cock if it wasn’t for that forest. Clean shaven works both ways you know.

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By *arlos671Man
over a year ago

leeds

If you apply MFM logic to MMF the F only plays with one M

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight

It does.

MMF - male, male, female; threesome where the men play with each other as well as the female.

MFM - male, female, male; threesome where the men will only play with the female and not each other. "

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

catfished

ghosted

bi .... male and female

cuckold

trusted

honest

gentleman

truth

single

inches

body size

and on and on

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"It's not a Fab one so sorry to go off-piste... but whenever I hear 'Pacific' instead of 'specific'...

Saw an ad on FB market place that used "percific".

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By *igfoot77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Athletic" when the person clearly has never seen the inside of a gym or last did so years ago and now just shops for clothing in Mike Ashley's sports emporium!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight "
ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"If you apply MFM logic to MMF the F only plays with one M

Exactly. The whole mmf is bi thing seems to have been an invention of Fab users.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf"

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it.

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By *ontVellaCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"If you apply MFM logic to MMF the F only plays with one M

Exactly. The whole mmf is bi thing seems to have been an invention of Fab users."

We’re new to Fab it’s not something I’ve learned on here. I’m part of online smutty book clubs, my knowledge of acronyms comes from there.

If you’re interested the kinkly website explains them all.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas"

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Brought instead of BOUGHT really gets my goat

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Slim

Athletic

Curvy

Open minded

Friendly

Age 49

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oh... Safe sex

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

""Athletic" when the person clearly has never seen the inside of a gym or last did so years ago and now just shops for clothing in Mike Ashley's sports emporium!

Lol I used to do this, until I finally gave in and accepted my "average" body type

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Brought instead of BOUGHT really gets my goat "

Totally with you on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman/women

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it."

The convention of using initial letters and you're right, it can't be done which is why the whole 'mmf is bi' thing is a joke.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Couple - when it's actually a single male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oh and the stupid emojis that people think they can punctuate a sentence with and it gives them licence to be rude and offensive

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By *ecret-64Couple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Bi female, when male half wants his wife to be. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"There seems to be plenty of guys who use the word straight when they actually mean bisexual

Including you ?? Or are you getting lots of messages and fabs from “straight” guys ?? I’d suck your cock if it wasn’t for that forest. Clean shaven works both ways you know. "

That’s as much of an incentive as I need to keep that ‘forest’

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

Hotwife

Straight (so many straight makes contacting me). I’ll “straighten” them out

Easy going - and then a list of stipulations too long to read

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By *hristov666Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

The thing i dislike the most is a phrase.i shall reveal the phrase in a moment, i was going to open a coffee shop but having been fab awhile the name of the coffee shop as far as fab is concerned would of been called ' At the drop of a hat' but i would of gone bankrupted as we all know people on fab state'i can't meet at the drop of a hat'.i'd never have any customers esp from fab!!!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"hate are instead of our "

Pirates nowadays

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

My inner pedant is enjoying this thread so I'll just say all of the above, with an added dash of misused apostrophes!

Or should they be apostrophe's?

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By *oubleTrouble666Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"So" being used to start a sentence.

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By *oubleTrouble666Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Of" being used instead of "have".

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"youse yous and use

for you"

I second this one. Terrible.

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

Bukkake.

Strictly speaking it does not include blowjobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preference. But really they're referring to their aversion.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Friends request!

Just means:

"Can I perv your private pics"

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"My inner pedant is enjoying this thread so I'll just say all of the above, with an added dash of misused apostrophes!

Or should they be apostrophe's?

Definitely a pet peeve of mine!

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

"Defiantly instead of definitely "

Haha this is an autocorrect issue I’m sure. But yeh, see it tons

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By *4G-GBBukCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

“How use doing”

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Loose instead of lose.

Using male and female as nouns rather than adjectives. If it's to be used as a noun, it should mention species too.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it.

The convention of using initial letters and you're right, it can't be done which is why the whole 'mmf is bi' thing is a joke."

Is it?

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By *rKeefyMan
over a year ago

Ashton

YOUR

Let me know if your coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedant.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

“Timewasters”

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

Horny

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it."

[m]

/--\

[m] [m]

Works for me...

If you can be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Looking for fun" - mostly used by women who are not looking for fun as they are really,really, really picky

Because having sex with people they really really really don't fancy is much more fun, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There seems to be plenty of guys who use the word straight when they actually mean bisexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight

It does.

MMF - male, male, female; threesome where the men play with each other as well as the female.

MFM - male, female, male; threesome where the men will only play with the female and not each other.

If you have three straight men and a woman, how do you write that ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DUCKING

But we can blame Auto-Carrot for that one most of the time!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Forfill

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By *emon99123Man
over a year ago

London

Not a word, but I see a lot of people ending a statement with question marks.. like this ????? Always irks me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight

It does.

MMF - male, male, female; threesome where the men play with each other as well as the female.

MFM - male, female, male; threesome where the men will only play with the female and not each other.

If you have three straight men and a woman, how do you write that ?

Oh wow never knew this gonna change our profile now to MFM lol

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Straight

Must use my smell check more often

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Are- our

Were- where

There- their

Their- there

Your- you're

The list goes on!

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By *ontVellaCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it.

The convention of using initial letters and you're right, it can't be done which is why the whole 'mmf is bi' thing is a joke."

I think the correct terminology is really helpful to determine whether a single or couple are open to bi play or not. A lot of guys on here state “straight” as their sexuality so they don’t discourage straight only situations, but they are open to bi-play.

I did some research in my book club and I’m informed it’s all about the first letters;

MMMF - 3 bi men, 1 female

MMMFM - 3 bi men, 1 female, 1 straight man

MMFMF - 2 bi men, 1 bi female, 1 straight man, 1 straight female.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Bare with me as opposed to bear with me.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Inteligance shaming. Not everyone is perfect. Live and let live.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

MMFMF - 2 bi men, 1 bi female, 1 straight man, 1 straight female."

How can you tell from this the first female is bi and the second straight ?

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Grammar: The definition of knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wood for would?

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas" "

Actually, it tends to be "I'm going Asdas" now. The "to" seems to be getting dropped.

(Bry)

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Inteligance shaming. Not everyone is perfect. Live and let live. "

Did you misspell intelligence on purpose?

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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Send me a facial photo" instead of "Send me a face photo"...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it.

The convention of using initial letters and you're right, it can't be done which is why the whole 'mmf is bi' thing is a joke.

I did some research in my book club and I’m informed it’s all about the first letters;

MMMF - 3 bi men, 1 female

MMMFM - 3 bi men, 1 female, 1 straight man

MMFMF - 2 bi men, 1 bi female, 1 straight man, 1 straight female."

Why do we have to try and communicate in as few letters and as little effort as possible though? Why not just use words to describe unambiguously what we wish for?

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By *hil most chill OP Man
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it.

The convention of using initial letters and you're right, it can't be done which is why the whole 'mmf is bi' thing is a joke.

I did some research in my book club and I’m informed it’s all about the first letters;

MMMF - 3 bi men, 1 female

MMMFM - 3 bi men, 1 female, 1 straight man

MMFMF - 2 bi men, 1 bi female, 1 straight man, 1 straight female.

Why do we have to try and communicate in as few letters and as little effort as possible though? Why not just use words to describe unambiguously what we wish for? "

Yeah this is way too complicated for me!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas"

Actually, it tends to be "I'm going Asdas" now. The "to" seems to be getting dropped.

(Bry)"

I've noticed that.

I heard someone say "I'm just going toilet" the other day

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas"

Actually, it tends to be "I'm going Asdas" now. The "to" seems to be getting dropped.

(Bry)

I've noticed that.

I heard someone say "I'm just going toilet" the other day

A grandchild?

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

The text in a new account which I saw this morning suggests they're into topiary: "prefer to keep privet for now"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spelling and grammar can be a bit dicey - and that's usually (but by no means always) a good indicator of whether there will be a click. What really annoys me is that UTTERLY daft "publicly traded entity" bollox.....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"The text in a new account which I saw this morning suggests they're into topiary: "prefer to keep privet for now"...

Probably Just hedging his bets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your instead of you’re

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By *luboyoMan
over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

Play with Mrs why I watch

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Play with Mrs why I watch "

Mostly found in forum posts from single males, and usually referring to THEIR "Mrs".

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas"

Actually, it tends to be "I'm going Asdas" now. The "to" seems to be getting dropped.

(Bry)"

Thought that was just more of a Northern thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure a lot of men who write “MMF” on here actually mean “MFM”

As they both mean the same it really doesn't matter.

I always understood that MMF implied that the men were bi and MFM that they were straight ok so use the convention to describe 3 straight men and 1 woman.

You can't. If the men are bi it's a bi-mmf

I'm not saying you're wrong, just what my understanding of the acronym is. I don't know what the convention is to describe three straight men and one woman. So you're right I can't do it.

The convention of using initial letters and you're right, it can't be done which is why the whole 'mmf is bi' thing is a joke.

I did some research in my book club and I’m informed it’s all about the first letters;

MMMF - 3 bi men, 1 female

MMMFM - 3 bi men, 1 female, 1 straight man

MMFMF - 2 bi men, 1 bi female, 1 straight man, 1 straight female.

Why do we have to try and communicate in as few letters and as little effort as possible though? Why not just use words to describe unambiguously what we wish for? "

I had to Google this. Apparently it's called talking or communicating. Proper way out kinky.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas"

Actually, it tends to be "I'm going Asdas" now. The "to" seems to be getting dropped.

(Bry)

Thought that was just more of a Northern thing"

Words charged by the letter Ooo North?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"professional"

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By *amesnplanesMan
over a year ago

Banbridge

""professional""

If the members don't write that they are that, then the options are:

*Unemployed / unemployable

*Student/ or worse, a student with nil chance of employment

*Retired

*Offering additional services in increments of ten pounds

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Supermarket names, Asdas Tescos Aldis, people for some reason add and s to the end.

"I'm going to Asdas"

Actually, it tends to be "I'm going Asdas" now. The "to" seems to be getting dropped.

(Bry)

Thought that was just more of a Northern thing"

If it's northern, you can here where the "t" would be.

I'm going t'asda. The "t" might not be heard as you expect, but there will be a slight pause in "going" and "asda".

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