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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

Would any ladies like to try? Tried to put a pic of it on my profile but admin will not let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would absolutely love to!

Can I please? Please? Everso!!!

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

id like to try one of those too.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

If you need someone to watch then just let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would love to watch to, Obviously from a health and safety stand point not for personal enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look insane..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind? Desperate to try sybian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it bareback?

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Would any ladies like to try? Tried to put a pic of it on my profile but admin will not let me

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I don't see why they won't let you. Someone on my friens list (it's hidden) has a pic of the woman using one.

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

It's better than a Symbian more penetrative they tend to be just vibratory

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By *ittle Minx 73Woman
over a year ago

South Suffolk

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now theres an offer

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By *aulp4alsMan
over a year ago

Warrington

There is one in infusion in Blackpool but never seen it being used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would any ladies like to try? Tried to put a pic of it on my profile but admin will not let me

I don't see why they won't let you. Someone on my friens list (it's hidden) has a pic of the woman using one."

You need to have someone in the picture, inanimate objects are not allowed! Tried uploading one of my new fridge, but it got rejected.

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

Thanks for that. I have seen people's pics who look like inanimate objects on here though !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but I like clit stim best and the sybian gives that

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By *aughtynipplesukCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

Love to be a test pilot

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By *oublewodkaWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mmm yes I definitely would!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want it tested to destruction Kas is your girl!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Having treated myself to the Monkey Rocker shown in my avatar I would highly recommend it to anyone who like a long session. The real joy of the rocker type is that it's so easy to change the rate and depth of stroke. The main drawbacks being you have to be seated and after awhile it can make your legs a bit numb.

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"What kind? Desperate to try sybian"

What is the sybian please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind? Desperate to try sybian"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy for someone to ride me as tho I was a sybian machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy for someone to ride me as tho I was a sybian machine

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Haha well you better find something to sit or lay on then that vibrates your body like mad then first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sybian is a fucking machine with a plate that vibrates. I think you can also put inserts on that rotate and vibrate. it is known for being a bit noisy. you can find it on the net and if you look on porn sites you can find vids. look for the howard stern ones, they are brilliant

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Thank you. I thought I had heard of most things. But just goes to show there is always something new. These machines fascinate me. I would love to see one being used. Has anyone actually tried one ?

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I built one years ago for a g/f out of a car windscreen wiper motor...it was pretty effective

I might have a go again now I'm an engineer, I ought to be able to build a whole shagatronic robot now. One that can make the tea as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it runs on petrol it could be the most expensive 3 hour sesh ever ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a Caesar full size one, it's huge and isn't easy to move around but fun all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having treated myself to the Monkey Rocker shown in my avatar I would highly recommend it to anyone who like a long session. The real joy of the rocker type is that it's so easy to change the rate and depth of stroke. The main drawbacks being you have to be seated and after awhile it can make your legs a bit numb. "

They look awesome .. Watched a few videos of them being used .. Bet its even hotter live

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea

If you make your own have you considered auditioning for scrapheap challenge lol

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"If you make your own have you considered auditioning for scrapheap challenge lol"

It would just be a matter of swapping the attachments...take off the huge donger/s, put on the flipper and circular saw and we're away

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"If you make your own have you considered auditioning for scrapheap challenge lol

It would just be a matter of swapping the attachments...take off the huge donger/s, put on the flipper and circular saw and we're away

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Oh no, that's robot wars. My bad.

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea

If you make your own have you considered auditioning for scrapheap challenge lol

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"If you make your own have you considered auditioning for scrapheap challenge lol"

Woah...deja vu

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Lol sorry. What do the french call deja vu ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone ever seen the Howard Stern live radio video clip on youporn where the two ladies are on the sybian?...hilarious!

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Anyone ever seen the Howard Stern live radio video clip on youporn where the two ladies are on the sybian?...hilarious!

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No. But if you can see radio clips then you obviously have more talents than just naughty nips!

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By *iggusJimusMan
over a year ago

Accrington

Saw a video once of a homemade one that consisted of a dildo fitted to a reciprocating saw... fucking mental!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ever seen the Howard Stern live radio video clip on youporn where the two ladies are on the sybian?...hilarious!

No. But if you can see radio clips then you obviously have more talents than just naughty nips!"

Look it up...highly entertaining

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Anyone ever seen the Howard Stern live radio video clip on youporn where the two ladies are on the sybian?...hilarious!

No. But if you can see radio clips then you obviously have more talents than just naughty nips!

Look it up...highly entertaining

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I did and I found it very um...entertaining...indeed!

Here's an idea - I'll design one and you can come over and measure how 'entertaining' it is

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea

I would like to be at a club or party where the girls dare me to let them put me on the machine...

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By *he WolfsterMan
over a year ago

Swansea

To rephrase that. I would like to be at a party where a lady insists on putting me on it ..

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I was about to apply for the position but luckily I realised it said 'fucking machine' and not 'time machine' just before I hit the send button

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

Working on the Mk2 version with a better motor, wireless variable speed remote control, vibrating dong all fitted in a toolbox!

More fun than robot wars eh

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

Working on the Mk2 version with a better motor, wireless variable speed remote control, vibrating dong all fitted in a toolbox!

More fun than robot wars eh

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

Well it has now been well and truly tested!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to try one of these, wanted to get 1 but pretty expensive when there is men to play with for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was about to apply for the position but luckily I realised it said 'fucking machine' and not 'time machine' just before I hit the send button

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

You can hire them - just google "rent fucking machine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can hire them - just google "rent fucking machine"

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Thanks

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By *eet_the_spartanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"There is one in infusion in Blackpool but never seen it being used

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It's broken half the time, that's why. It was working the other week though. One girl used about a tenner's worth of goes on it :P

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

No problem, hope it helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fucking machine in infusions is fab trust me i know hehe x

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

do u need a mechanic on stand bye im your man keep it lubed up etc

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

They finally let me put a pic of it in use on my profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They finally let me put a pic of it in use on my profile!"

Can't see it yet in your Public Gallery!

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

The photo police have removed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive used a sybian a couple of times in a club, they're really powerful, if you turn them up full they make your fillings fall out

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By *inups99Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Well it has now been well and truly tested!!!"

Can we have a report on the road test?

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

From a site I just visited:

Well two nights ago saw me going to a booking with a couple and it was their first experience with a Fucking Machine. My first job was to put them at ease as they were quite nervous and I explained what the machine was capable of and how it could be used whilst assembling it infront of them. This just takes less than five minutes and takes no tools so its dead simple.

They were fascinated with the machine and impressed by its sturdy construction. Once it was assembled I asked who wanted ot try it out as I cater for guys as well as women obviously. It was a booking for the woman and the husband wanted to take pics and enjoy the show.

Once I covered some relevant safety info and talked about lube we got going. She was very shy, they said that it was the first time that they had ever booked an escort as well as the machine so I felt honoured at that and determined to give them a good session.

Well once she had lubed up we started off in the missionary position as this is a great one for watching and also getting used to the machine. I got her hubby to open up her pussy lips as I slid the machine forward until the tip of the dildo (I always use a new one with each client) slid into her wet pussy.

I then rotated the machines parts by hand, this is important as it checks that you can physically take the length of stroke set up, failure to do this could result in an injury if you just switch on the machine (Top Tip there).

Just doing this had her moaning and her hubby had a huge hardon just at the site of me operating the machine and sliding a dildo in and out of his wifes pussy.

Once this quick check was done I asked if she was ready and after she said yes I switched the machine on and set the speed to very slow, she sighed as it started to slowly fuck her pussy and her hubby started taking lots of pics as the machine did its job.

I then told her that I was going to slowly increase the speed to see how fast she could take it and I told her to tell me when she wanted it to not go any faster.

I started to speed it up and she got wetter and wetter as the dildo thrust in and out of her. She was playing with her nipples with her hands as she was getting fucked faster and faster. I took her to one thrust a second and she really started to pant.

At two thrusts a second she started to buck her hips to the dildo and I told her to keep still. She had an explosive orgasm at just over three thrusts a second and she actually squirted. Her orgasm lasted for ages and I slowed the machine down as she came down from her orgasm.

Her hubbies face was a picture, he'd been taking pics and actually got a shot of her squirting (another first for her LOL).

We had a short break and then I suggested that she tried doggy syle with the machine. She jumped at the idea as it was her favourite position and she got down on all fours. I slide the dildo up her and again cycled it by hand before switching it on. This time I gave the controls to her hubby and I took the camera off him, taking pictures of them both together.

He kept teasing her by speeding up and then slowing down again, she grabbed his cock and started sucking him off as she was being fucked hard from behind.

It didn't take her long to cum again and this set him off, he came in her mouth and she didn't spill a drop swallowing it all.

She then asked if I wanted to come over her breasts as she was being fucked with the machine and who was I to refuse. She changed positions and as she was being fucked hard I let my load go all over her breasts and nipples, she rubbed it all in as she came once again.

It was an evening of firsts for them and I am chuffed to bits that I was the first person that they had ever had fun with.

Hopefully I will be hearing from them again soon as I want to show them how to do double penetration with a fucking machine and a real cock.

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By *efree OP Man
over a year ago

North Staffs

You don't need a report as you were there! And it's round two next week for her

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"I built one years ago for a g/f out of a car windscreen wiper motor...it was pretty effective

I might have a go again now I'm an engineer, I ought to be able to build a whole shagatronic robot now. One that can make the tea as well."

don't forget the built-in pizza oven and beer cooler

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