FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest turn OFF in a profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is yours, is it a photo, the dirty washing behind them, a cock shot, the looks, a written profile or a message they send.

What makes you want to ignore a profile?

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Loo pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentions of taking 'their load'

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"full swap only"

Bashing of bigger folks

Low effort with pictures or bio

Messages that leave the onus on the recipient to carry on the convo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grouting

Pictures of their kids clearly visible on the walls in the background

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

When it says just - Will fill in later

Cock shots over the toilet

Loads of clutter on the floor of a pic

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Things along the lines of lots of cock, room resembling a pig sty, streched/gaping orifices. Words like fuck pig, cumdump, cumslut and anything 16:20 related.

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth

Hairy arsehole photos, 20 pics of their cock, no text....

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By *ilk and all things niceTV/TS
over a year ago

secret bunker

Dirty stained clothes and tracky bottoms

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

Graphic pics, multiple bareback sex pics (with others), cum pics , extreme BDSM pics.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Entitlement. People who set expectations of others that they are clearly unable to meet themselves.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Single Men with couple photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't you just hate that word ' entitlement' Well I do anyway I don't like to see dirty untidy rooms in a pic or shots taken down the loo

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

420 friendly

Dirty houses

Lynx Africa

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

The word professional in their profile.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Grubby and cluttered backgrounds

Overly graphic pics

No public photos

No bio and silly disclaimers

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Professional couple

Alpha/Dom

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Grubby and cluttered backgrounds

Overly graphic pics

No public photos

No bio and silly disclaimers "

You have no turn offs

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By *f.I.Like.It.I.Do.ItCouple
over a year ago

Keighley

Text speak and bad grammar

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"We are a good looking"

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Blank profile.

I'm very surprised not to see 'married' on the list yet

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Don't you just hate that word ' entitlement'"

What word would you use to describe people who think they can set expectations that they wouldn’t/couldn’t meet themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly graphically sexual verifications. Lovely that they did all those things to you but do I need a step by step account of your time together. Just seems over the top. Just gives me a slight ick haha.

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By *izequeenCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

anything that refers to the word 'daddy'

just wrong

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Silhouettes, no effort put into the profile, cluttered background and 420 friendly.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I won't bite...unless you want me to

Also anything ranting about how the site is full of fakes and time wasters, or complaining they haven't had meets/replies etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty finger nails

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

"no asians"

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Being far to long. I want to read a profile not a book

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By *nkedMilfWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

Loo pics

Zero info in the bio....at least give me something to go on

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Grubby and cluttered backgrounds

Overly graphic pics

No public photos

No bio and silly disclaimers

You have no turn offs

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By *r N Mrs BobCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Being asked “have you got face pics”

We’ll yes obviously we have faces but I feel it’s pretty bad etiquette if your in conversation with someone that they’re requesting face pics but not had the decency to send theirs.

If we initiate a conversation on here we will always send face pics attached but being messaged demanding face pics just really puts us off x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Age 18-99.

Will fill in later.

Toilet pics.

Dripping cock/vag pics.

Only Mrs pics on a couple profile.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Blank profile.

I'm very surprised not to see 'married' on the list yet

Because it brings out the army of men insisting women don't get judged the same for it, blah blah

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By *ublinlad95Man
over a year ago

Enniskerry

Blank profile, nothing turns me off more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC only. I understand people have preferences, but telly has evolved so much over the decades. Sky Atlantic is my go to channel nowadays, you don't read me banging on about it.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Anything that mentions Daddy. Also "badboy" "badboi"... grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long profiles.

Blah blah fucking blah.

Keep it concise please

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ladies pics with lipstick writing on their bodies ... cum slut ... fuck me , etc. Total turn off and so degrading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men with photos of other women in

Messy dirty houses

Bathroom pictures

Dirty shoes

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

420 friendly

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By *achelnMarkCouple
over a year ago

Mid Wiltshire

All of the above!

But the below is 100% automatic delete

"Things along the lines of lots of cock, room resembling a pig sty, streched/gaping orifices. Words like fuck pig, cumdump, cumslut and anything 16:20 related. "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Anything that isn't consistent.

A bio that says one thing and a library of contradictory verifications.

Any hint that they are box ticking or number crunching.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Profiles where they state that they are straight but then in the bio say that they are bi.

Make up your minds!!

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Profiles where they state that they are straight but then in the bio say that they are bi.

Make up your minds!!"

Or visa versa of course.

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Been on Fab over a year and still no pics or profile picture.

Any references to "Daddy"

Profiles so long you could read Pride and Prejudice quicker.

So many requirements in a what they're looking for they'd be better off putting a bra on their heads and going full Weird Science

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

All of the above plus heavy cummer

Just no

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Webcam only veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! "

Especially when the purpose of it is to show how many people copy and paste these statements without knowing it's true intention. The Sydney University never done a study on Fab.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons!

Especially when the purpose of it is to show how many people copy and paste these statements without knowing it's true intention. The Sydney University never done a study on Fab.

It’s funny and ridiculous

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

When the bio simply says "fill in later", being told in graphic detail what they are going to do to me

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

All of the above

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Profiles with strongly worded demands that are one sided to the point that you end up wondering just what's in it for you apart from satisfying their wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance.

No blacks, Asians, fat people, just are preference remarks.

A few things make me cringe when looking at certain profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loo pictures "
Agree. Loo pics, messy untidy house, dirty feet !, pictures of family members clearly visible in backgroung, especially the children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text speak and bad grammar "
I agree text speak is annoying, but I think some people see it as "cool".

Bad grammar I can live with. Some people struggle and I get that.

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By *gent6Agent9Couple
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, London

"Loo pictures "

Definitely this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numerous cock pics

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Just cock pictures and nothing or very little in the profile text. It just indicates they’re not putting in an effort so would be the same (if they ever turned up) at a meet.

Also if they’re straight

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

-No public pics at all /just cock pics.

-Lots of pics all the women they've shagged in various positions & all you see is there cock or hand.

-Mmmmmmmm or I don't bite unless asked.

-I'm looking to meet ,not swap messages .

-Condoms full of jizz hanging off a cock (yep seen a few of these).

-Couple profiles with all pics of the lady and just one of his cock.

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

"420 friendly

Dirty houses

Lynx Africa"

Lol

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By *ooki82Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

When they have a variation of "hunglad" in the name (especially when they're clearly not!)

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

"Been on Fab over a year and still no pics or profile picture.

Any references to "Daddy"

Profiles so long you could read Pride and Prejudice quicker.

So many requirements in a what they're looking for they'd be better off putting a bra on their heads and going full Weird Science "

This is funny .

True.

Sometimes people write an entire book in their description about what they want and still they get pestered by idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

Another one we come across is ..cpls and women showing interest in MF meets but in the description, it's always about single guys meet expectations.

Which means, they are not looking for cpls but just singles .

Many single women profile have MF as interest but all their meets are of single guys only .

It's not a rant but frustrating to find these profiles in our updates.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Multiple dick pics showing absolutely no imagination

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! "

This and ‘professional couple’ …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles filled with just cock picks

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By *ubynaughtyCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Must send face picture with first message when they don't even have any pictures!

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Messy background and the awful kissy face.

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By *appycouple300Couple
over a year ago

North Dorset

Bad spelling and no grammar.

Fill in later (when profile is over a year old)

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

I agree with most these messy houses, will fill In later ,we are a professional couple and send a face pic with having no photos themselfs

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Meant to add in aswell profiles with pics of people shagging others (unless it's a couples profile then fair play)

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Meant to add in aswell profiles with pics of people shagging others (unless it's a couples profile then fair play) "

Guilty of this we have pics of our MFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say professional person

That makes my shit itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eeveeTV/TS
over a year ago

Doncaster

Pics of dicks with glasses on, goggly eyes or squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sapiosexual.

Just say you’re a snob and be done with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bio begins with I/We are new to the sire and just testing water". Profile is over a year old and verifications from last 6yrs - tales 2 mins max to uptake bio.

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By *evonNewbiesCouple
over a year ago

Paignton

Pics taken in the toilet or measuring cook against objects such as a remote lol x

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By *reamers13Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Pics of dicks with glasses on, goggly eyes or squirty cream"

Agreed!! Seriously does anyone like this ?

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By *ichelinstar1Man
over a year ago

Peterborough & London

"Must send face picture with first message when they don't even have any pictures!"

This is the one which irritates me the most.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Those that have made no effort at all

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Single guys profile that's got loads of cock pics or worst still, photos including other women, no condoms used and they list safe sex in the bio. Often the photos are more of the woman and a glimpse of his cock or hand.

Lack of text, so you have no idea what the guy is like.

Straight and the verifications are mainly from blokes or TV

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By *edHeelsCplCouple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

Profiles marked as “couples”that have perhaps one non-descript photo of her and 15 photos of him with a car or motorbike.

Photos of people in an untidy house (sanitise you backgrounds people)

420 friendly - you’re drug users with all that that entails

Guys wearing socks in play photos. Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use the words..fun, play, like-minded, professional.

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

If they've wrote 'mmmmm' at any point in their profile or the Sidney university bullshit

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Overly graphic photos. Instant turn off.

Use of 'bull' etc.

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By *ld enoughMan
over a year ago

Tenby

Looks like most of the people on Fab live in dirty scruffy houses, spend half their time in the toilet and think Sydney has the only Uni ( sorry should have put the hole word ) on the planet. ????

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

When the profile is reeeeeeally long, and just an angry list of dislikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to push some boundaries.

Cock pics

Just ask.

Twats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours, is it a photo, the dirty washing behind them, a cock shot, the looks, a written profile or a message they send.

What makes you want to ignore a profile? "

To much narrative in the profile

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Don't you just hate that word ' entitlement'

What word would you use to describe people who think they can set expectations that they wouldn’t/couldn’t meet themselves?"
Surely that's the essence of this site and life, people who think they are better than the next person, we are all created equal some more equal than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom, slut, slag etc.

Filthy carpets

420 friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skirting boards less than five inches in height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BB photos on single male profiles

Angry statuses

An abundance of dick pics

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By *londenewcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Photos sticking out their tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non smokers - with a fag in their hand/mouth.

If you smoke, just bloody say you are a smoker.

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By *aughtyandniceCouple
over a year ago

doncaster

"The word professional in their profile."

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone give me the top 5 from the thread so I can assess my profile please?

I have spotted long profile

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By *ickedWhimsWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Bad grouting

Pictures of their kids clearly visible on the walls in the background

THE. GROUTING.

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By *eardAndBoobs69Couple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

All of the above but mostly dirty houses, no pics, heavy cummers, statuses saying they are going to leave the site, long profiles (I have realised we don't have many pics together as a couple so will be rectifying that soon as this appears to be a turn off!)

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

say bareback and when say safe sex

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Photos sticking out their tongue. "

This

on Tinder or Bumble so many women with their tongues out. Always goes left I can’t stand it. Just looks so immature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exceptional men only"

Never really understood what that's supposed to mean?

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Non smokers - with a fag in their hand/mouth.

If you smoke, just bloody say you are a smoker."

100% this! Discrepancies like this also make me concerned about what else on their profile is factually incorrect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours, is it a photo, the dirty washing behind them, a cock shot, the looks, a written profile or a message they send.

What makes you want to ignore a profile? "

A messy room/bed in the background in pics, no profile pic, lack of effort in the bio…

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Exceptional men only"

Never really understood what that's supposed to mean?"

I mean if you have to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Exceptional men only"

Never really understood what that's supposed to mean?

I mean if you have to ask

Stephen Hawkins was pretty exceptional in his field. Does he count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely smooth all over and expect the same

Must have at least six recent verifications

Excessive genital piercings

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

The words “ apply within “ or “applications”. Also shouty capitals . All smacks of self righteousness and arrogance

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Needing to type a password to show you read the profile.ffs.

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"All of the above plus heavy cummer

Just no

I always like the heavy cummer but each to their own

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Looks like most of the people on Fab live in dirty scruffy houses, spend half their time in the toilet and think Sydney has the only Uni ( sorry should have put the hole word ) on the planet. ????"

Could always put the whole word if you're that annoyed?

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

"say bareback and when say safe sex "

Good one

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"The words “ apply within “ or “applications”. Also shouty capitals . All smacks of self righteousness and arrogance "

Totally agree with this one

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By *wocomeasoneCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Men measuring there cocks with tv remotes bottles of pop etc etc

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Must have pic on your profile, but they haven't got one

Dirty or unkempt feet showing in pics

Angry profiles

Locations that keep changing...highly dubious (although I realise of course that some people do travel, so there are genuine cases)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mens bum hole and hairy cocks not for me

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

To many to mention....

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Vulgarity. In words or pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty and poorly manicured finger nails.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Far too many verifications

The FB / Sydney University rubbish

The slightest whiff of entitlement / narcissism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spreading photos and vulgar language why not be sexy to turn other people on?

That's our preference anyways xx

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By *estwales1968Man
over a year ago

saundersfoot

Fox tail plugs

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sydney University/Fabswingers publicly traded entity disclaimers. They're moronic and people post them without knowing what they mean and that they're nonsense.

Pics with dirty bits. I don't understand how anyone can post a photo of their smeggy dick thinking it's appealing.

People being open about their drug use. 420 is one thing, talking about the use of "snow" is something else. Both cringe.

Poor quality photos taken with a potato.

I think that'll do for now, there's more but I'm already annoying myself by listing them so bound to be annoying others lol.

D x

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hairy Fanny’s ??

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Entitlement. People who set expectations of others that they are clearly unable to meet themselves."

Oh I think I may do this. But I know I’m doing it so should be forgiven

V x

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Sydney University/Fabswingers publicly traded entity disclaimers. They're moronic and people post them without knowing what they mean and that they're nonsense.

Pics with dirty bits. I don't understand how anyone can post a photo of their smeggy dick thinking it's appealing.

People being open about their drug use. 420 is one thing, talking about the use of "snow" is something else. Both cringe.

Poor quality photos taken with a potato.

I think that'll do for now, there's more but I'm already annoying myself by listing them so bound to be annoying others lol.

D x"

I've seen at least one smeg head and was shocked!!! The owner was actually quite attractive too

- Xeno

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Sydney University/Fabswingers publicly traded entity disclaimers. They're moronic and people post them without knowing what they mean and that they're nonsense.

Pics with dirty bits. I don't understand how anyone can post a photo of their smeggy dick thinking it's appealing.

People being open about their drug use. 420 is one thing, talking about the use of "snow" is something else. Both cringe.

Poor quality photos taken with a potato.

I think that'll do for now, there's more but I'm already annoying myself by listing them so bound to be annoying others lol.

D x"

Good ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needing to type a password to show you read the profile.ffs."

This along with must send a face pic with first message when they are a blank profile and Sydney university.

Don't get me wrong my profile isn't perfect and never will be to everyone but that's life, some will hate it, others love it

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Scruffy houses

Pics of their kids showing or their kids toys being in the picture

Sydney University

Gynaecological shots of the penis and vagina and nothing else.

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

"Bad grouting

Bad chaulking as well. It bothers me when somebody takes a trade skill for granted that they can do it without at minimum using a search engine or glancing at Youtube... and it shows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big turn off for us profiles with cock pics only especially if it's the main pic x

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Photos so heavily filtered they could be a cartoon character, reeks of catfish.

A long list of demands for any potential partners.

Will fill in later...been a member for months how much later are we leaving it? Haha

And this is abit of a specific one for me but scruffy unkempt feet in their pics, she could be perfect in every other way but if those feet are a state am instantly turned off. Strange I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of effort in profile text. Laziness - could be bad photos or the text but I really hate that. Graphic photos (instant turn off).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If their entire gallery is just cock pics

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Photos so heavily filtered they could be a cartoon character, reeks of catfish.

A long list of demands for any potential partners.

Will fill in later...been a member for months how much later are we leaving it? Haha

And this is abit of a specific one for me but scruffy unkempt feet in their pics, she could be perfect in every other way but if those feet are a state am instantly turned off. Strange I know. "

We hate the long list of demands to. Some are as long as a spanish enquisition list lol.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Lack of effort in profile text. Laziness - could be bad photos or the text but I really hate that. Graphic photos (instant turn off). "

I got ripped to shreds for starting a thread about this recently!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"If their entire gallery is just cock pics"

I think you need a few more may I suggest whilst your stood over a toilet that’s not been flushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If their entire gallery is just cock pics

I think you need a few more may I suggest whilst your stood over a toilet that’s not been flushed

glad someone checked to see the joke… also wait what the toilet wasn’t flushed?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nvm I don’t have any with toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of effort in profile text. Laziness - could be bad photos or the text but I really hate that. Graphic photos (instant turn off).

I got ripped to shreds for starting a thread about this recently!"

How strange. Everyone is entitled to their views and preferences.

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By *inkyaakCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"The Sydney University / Publicly Traded entity rubbish is a big turn off for me, I can’t be meeting simpletons! "

Exactly! What a load of bollocks!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"If their entire gallery is just cock pics

I think you need a few more may I suggest whilst your stood over a toilet that’s not been flushed

glad someone checked to see the joke… also wait what the toilet wasn’t flushed?!!!"
don’t worry someone will point it out to you it will go above some peoples heads

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Rants.

Extremely long profiles with verbose rules (tldr).

No text.

Sydney University.

Expectations about needing an "exciting" first message when they have at least one of the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos sticking out their tongue. "
Have to admit, this winds me up as well. Kind of juvenile ?

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By *lexanderX30Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

A massive list of everything they don’t want and nothing of what they do!

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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Looking to smash some pasties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking to smash some pasties

Only pasty I'd want to smash would be the kind made in Cornwall.

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By *orfolk777Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Photos with pubic hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status’s moaning they’re bored

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By *obycontinuedMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Professional

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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Best fuck of your life…

Aye no bother.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Pictures that have had no effort or thought put into them.

Shit bio replete with spelling mistakes.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Reading every ones posts and then going over my pics thinking shit done maybe 90% of the slip ups lol

But yeah blank profiles and I guess for me a list of what you have to be to even bother messaging them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles demanding a face pic whilst stating they don't send face pics

Two lone profiles that demand an exciting first message

Long lists of do/don't whilst saying nothing about what they have to offer

Anything discriminatory

Arrogant/rude/entitled profile text

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

"Best fuck of your life…

Aye no bother. "

Hahaha

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"Reading every ones posts and then going over my pics thinking shit done maybe 90% of the slip ups lol

Ditto!

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By *aughty50sCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot

"Professional

Especially when they can't spell it! We steer clear of "Proffesionals"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People up there own asses. Live and let live.. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well endowed only."

"*inserts certain race* only."

Profiles with a whole laundry list of requirements longer than my essay-writing reference list.

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

This isn't a Fab profile thing but...

I keep wondering why you'd upload photos of yourself and your ex-BF to a dating site.

Am... am I meant to ask him for a review? What's going on?

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"This isn't a Fab profile thing but...

I keep wondering why you'd upload photos of yourself and your ex-BF to a dating site.

Am... am I meant to ask him for a review? What's going on?

Spot on, dude...I always used to wonder the same thing when I used the mainstream sites.

Clearly, they weren't ready to move on...

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Lots of dick and fanny close ups!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status’s moaning they’re bored "

I keep seeing these! And yes, I find it irritating - I tell my kids there’s no such thing as bored, and it’s a turn off when grown adults are posting stuff like that anywhere, not just there

F (Mrs)

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

"This isn't a Fab profile thing but...

I keep wondering why you'd upload photos of yourself and your ex-BF to a dating site.

Am... am I meant to ask him for a review? What's going on?

Spot on, dude...I always used to wonder the same thing when I used the mainstream sites.

Clearly, they weren't ready to move on..."

10/10 on Yelp, that's what I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status’s moaning they’re bored

I keep seeing these! And yes, I find it irritating - I tell my kids there’s no such thing as bored, and it’s a turn off when grown adults are posting stuff like that anywhere, not just there

F (Mrs)"

I see it often on the updates. I agree I don’t get how you can be bored especially as an adult or why I’d want to engage with someone that can’t keep themselves entertained…

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By *4DY-FWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Status’s moaning they’re bored

I keep seeing these! And yes, I find it irritating - I tell my kids there’s no such thing as bored, and it’s a turn off when grown adults are posting stuff like that anywhere, not just there

F (Mrs)

I see it often on the updates. I agree I don’t get how you can be bored especially as an adult or why I’d want to engage with someone that can’t keep themselves entertained…

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

The “ I don’t bite…unless you ask me to “ quote

The pointless Sydney university thingy

People looking for “ naughty fun”

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Poor quality photos taken with a potato. "

This made me almost snort with laughter!!

There are some terrible photos on here sometimes. Along with some bizarre profiles.

Perhaps the better completed profiles are made by those for whom this isn't just a, or an attempted, "quick fuck" site?

For those of you whinging that the profile is too long, maybe it's because the owner of the profile is trying to narrow down what they are actually looking for, for those who actually bother to read profiles before they message?? Just my opinion -shrug-

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

No pictures

Referring to themselves as "professional"

Mention they are "VWE" or "Hung" as a reason you should meet them.

Claim they can make anyone orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only meet in clubs. Why you on here ?

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