FabSwingers.com forum: What do you say after sex?

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel"

But what if it was pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old fashioned high five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants? "

And old fashion lie goes a long way sometimes

Never experienced a bad orgasm though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to meet you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Permission to collapse?...then collapse.

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

The most common thing Char says is "yeah....you can visit again"

(Bry)

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Now kiss your husband and tell him you love him.

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Sorry, what was your name? ……. NEXT !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, what was your name? ……. NEXT !

Me please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

God ..that's soo good

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers, off you f**k

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

2 sugars, please haha x or weres my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“How much did I owe you?”

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"“How much did I owe you?”

Haha anothrr few inches, please cum again and I'll give u a big tip

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

I luv u long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U love u

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Erm can you pass me some tissues please!!

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By *reedy JamesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Ensure they've had a good time, shake hands and leave.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

How was it? Was it nice for you? Lol

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)"

Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Pass the wet wipes/towel depending on how messy we all got

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Mate if I really needed it, I'm going to say;

Thanks, I needed that!!

there's also the joking "thanks for having me" replied to with "Thanks for coming"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)

Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz."

Indeed, and that's why I always try and be the 'pilferer' as opposed to the 'pilferee'. I always seem to attract confectionery kleptomaniacs.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)

Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz.

Indeed, and that's why I always try and be the 'pilferer' as opposed to the 'pilferee'. I always seem to attract confectionery kleptomaniacs.

Lol! You have the Nespresso. I won't touch that over chocolate for sure.

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you

It’s good to have manners

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By *eirdscienceMan
over a year ago

Postwick

Don't wipe it on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass the wet wipes/towel depending on how messy we all got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a towel?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fancy a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish this thing had auto deflate!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m normally starving hungry so it’s normally something like “shall we get pizza”

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

Again?

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good old fashioned high five"

I knew this was normal. I got mocked for high fiving last night!

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Now Kilmarnock

Hope these curtains dryclean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs and cuddles

Shower or bath

Take a way

Watching crap tv

Falling sleep in one another arms

Oh a little spooning in the morning

Before work

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cock isn't going to clean its self

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

Thanks mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The front door is that way'

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"'The front door is that way'"

Not the back door?

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Thanks mum"

Pmsl hilarious

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Hugs and cuddles

Shower or bath

Take a way

Watching crap tv

Falling sleep in one another arms

Oh a little spooning in the morning

Before work

I take it, that's after you've indulged in the bargin bucket KFC

Finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you !

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Hope these curtains dryclean

When, oi what u doing with my curtains

The reply is checking on the neighbours and they hang right

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Your sister is better

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"A good old fashioned high five

I knew this was normal. I got mocked for high fiving last night! "

Love a high five, higher in heels too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, this normally doesn't happen lol

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By *inkyKissCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Is it possible to get a vat receipt?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I always say thank you - is that weird? I dont think so.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

We have a giggle with each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants? "

If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol

F (Mrs)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

When did you get here?

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By *ex-BombsCouple
over a year ago

Flitwick

You shouldn’t need to say anything

it should be pretty easy to tell how the evening has gone

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly "

Underrated comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for more sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

I usually say : is £250 please .

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly "

Before or after you pump their keister full of something?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Nothing just a good spooning. Of course me as big spoon

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By *un_ajMan
over a year ago

London

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Wow. Wasn’t that amazing!

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By *llSexMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Thanks for having me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You can let yourself out”

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By *uurey CplCouple
over a year ago

Rustington

"Thank you for having me"

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Is your billing address same as your home address?

lol

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
over a year ago

Scarborogh

"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you

It’s good to have manners

A Thank you always goes a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shouting "I love you" as he runs out of the door lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shouting "I love you" as he runs out of the door lol"

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By *iberatedduoCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne

That was a heavy load !

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

"I'd almost forgotten what that was like".

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

That'll do pig that'll do

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Bask in the after glow

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants?

F (Mrs)"

Isn’t there always a possibility that the sex will be pants even if it has been great before? I know there are days when I have been truly magnificent and days when I have been so crap it’s embarrassing - and that’s with the same person.

Hopefully my batting average is pretty good but we all have an off day. Or is that just me?

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By *ikey warringtonMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I may be lucky but we always have a great naked chat and usually go again until we can only make sign movements. Much love

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Pizza”?

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Blimey x I think I better cum again

Sometime this year haha

I've exerted myself bi cummi g on here, severall times x haja x

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By *otogpcplCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Stop wiping your cock in the curtains!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do I owe you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to disappoint you

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tell her to let me know when she's ready for round two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccis?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Night

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By *estwirralcoupleCouple
over a year ago

NW England

Often will just go to sleep, sometimes it’s a good time for some sexy chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

I think I’ve been guilty of saying that

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Depending on the situation:

Thank you for your cum

Let’s go again

Spoon me baby

You are perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants?

F (Mrs)

Hopefully my batting average is pretty good but we all have an off day. Or is that just me?

Absolutely love the honesty in this, different people and different circumstances can also cause performance to be on a different level.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Why you still here ? Haha

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thinking back to my last meeting, I said in reply "it's been a while " to her comment, "that was a lot of cum"

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By *eed.a.signalMan
over a year ago

Local

Why act differently afterwards? Sure that wouldn’t of been the attitude before.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants? "
just say thanks kiss her once on the cheek and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank him for giving the wife a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now kiss your husband and tell him you love him. "

1st prize for that comment

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Takes me a while to find coherent speech.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Mate if I really needed it, I'm going to say;

Thanks, I needed that!!

there's also the joking "thanks for having me" replied to with "Thanks for coming""

I always say "thanks for the sex" or "thanks for the good Cummin" it's become a long running joke

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

I think I’ve been guilty of saying that

Pleased it's not just me

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Now Kilmarnock

You're on the pill right?!

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By *arrah Corset Jane FondleCouple
over a year ago

worcester

How much do I owe you?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

We usually say something silly ‘you’ll get better with practice’ is a firm favourite!!

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By *23RouteCouple
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Goodbye !

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Sat here thinking about it, and I Nilly do pretty much say thank you, well more of a oooof thanks, never really thought of it before

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Is that it

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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago

West midlands

Let's have coffee

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cheers love, bye

I'm joking.....or am I ?

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

Go for the alan partridge...."that was classic intercourse "

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sorry officer we won’t fuck in Tescos again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind the step" as we help her out of the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes "oops sorry you need to wash your hair before hubby gets home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a day-sesh, I like to get a shower with the lady I’m with.

If it’s a night time nookie, lots of kissing and stroking until we fall asleep.

As for what I say, never really thought about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say "Thank you Sir", kiss his chest then make snacks!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Thank him for giving the wife a good time."

As every good cuckold husband should!

I've had the pleasure of hearing words along those lines - one cuck hubby always shook my hand whilst thanking me as he showed me out...

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Tea?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

knew a friend of mine that once said " Was that it?" lol she always was difficult to please

(kitten posting this by the way!!!)

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

Sorry...I got a bit carried away there didn't I

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Can we do that again please. Yes

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Classic intercourse."

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Did tha like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Next!

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By *haz46Woman
over a year ago

Stockport

depends who with, have said thanks now leave lol

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By *rakasi10Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Next time, change nothing - if you liked it.

Good game!! if it was a teamwork

Or just

If you're free later, I'd like to come... Over

Seriously, what are we supposed to say when blood is flowing back to our brain?

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
over a year ago

near you...

Ozzy Osbourne was once asked this for a magazine quiz. His response: "I'll be home in half an hour, love."

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By *aughtycheshirecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

I normally say let’s take a break then round 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go round the room and collect the high fives

Mrs Y

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By *parkmyinterestWoman
over a year ago

your dreams

Say "good job" in my best American accent really enthusiastically whilst giving everyone a hi five

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My face says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Leave the money on the bedside table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me 5 minutes then let's go again

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By *winglow777Man
over a year ago

selkirk

That’ll do pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh damn...it was all a dream

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That was utterly delightful madam, a splendid accommodating vagina. A pleasure to meet your acquaintance

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Put the kettle on !?

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By *rs RavensongWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

That was amazing...can we do do it again!?

V x

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth

What do you say after sex?

Nowt! Get up wipe my cock on the curtain and fook off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was amazing...can we do do it again!?

V x"

And if it’s crap?

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By *rs RavensongWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

"That was amazing...can we do do it again!?

V x

And if it’s crap?"

It rarely is.

V x

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

reading

"That’ll do pig"
hahahaha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No autographs, sorry

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"That’ll do pig"

Man that's harsh lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've always heard first that they really enjoyed themselves. And I followed by saying theirs more when you're ready.

But don't really have much energy left to utter a single word at times so the spooning speaks for itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you all play for the same team?

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By *ichelinstar1Man
over a year ago

Peterborough & North West

‘Better join the Teams meeting and take myself off mute’

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By *igonpleasureMan
over a year ago

Colne

I start staring at the roof and think random things like there's a cobweb lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip over let’s try the b side

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Tell hubby to clean up her cum dripping pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats £50 you owe me.

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Pass me my j haha

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By *tarfish19891989Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

When is round 2

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Or better make sure nothing broken an do it again few times to be safe

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By *irmhandmancMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Clean up any Cum

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

More please Daddy?

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

that was fucking amazing but just need to open the window , have a cold drink and get my breath back - then round 2 eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you better hurry up and get out before your sister comes home from work x

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Worst thing I asked my ex wife after what I thought was a marathon session,how was that ,marks out of ten,she said about a seven ,pissed on my bonfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go back to sleep to dream it again

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