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"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel" But what if it was pants? | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " The most common thing Char says is "yeah....you can visit again" (Bry) | |||
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"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!” " I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you | |||
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"“How much did I owe you?” " Haha anothrr few inches, please cum again and I'll give u a big tip | |||
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"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue. (Love-making is a dårk årt)" Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz. | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " Mate if I really needed it, I'm going to say; Thanks, I needed that!! there's also the joking "thanks for having me" replied to with "Thanks for coming" | |||
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"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue. (Love-making is a dårk årt) Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz." ° Indeed, and that's why I always try and be the 'pilferer' as opposed to the 'pilferee'. I always seem to attract confectionery kleptomaniacs. | |||
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"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue. (Love-making is a dårk årt) Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz. ° Indeed, and that's why I always try and be the 'pilferer' as opposed to the 'pilferee'. I always seem to attract confectionery kleptomaniacs. " Lol! You have the Nespresso. I won't touch that over chocolate for sure. | |||
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"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!” I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you " It’s good to have manners | |||
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"Pass the wet wipes/towel depending on how messy we all got " | |||
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"A good old fashioned high five" I knew this was normal. I got mocked for high fiving last night! | |||
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"'The front door is that way'" Not the back door? | |||
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"Thanks mum" Pmsl hilarious | |||
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"Hugs and cuddles Shower or bath Take a way Watching crap tv Falling sleep in one another arms Oh a little spooning in the morning Before work " I take it, that's after you've indulged in the bargin bucket KFC Finger licking good | |||
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"Hope these curtains dryclean " When, oi what u doing with my curtains The reply is checking on the neighbours and they hang right | |||
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"A good old fashioned high five I knew this was normal. I got mocked for high fiving last night! " Love a high five, higher in heels too x | |||
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"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel But what if it was pants? " If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol F (Mrs) | |||
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"I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly " Underrated comment | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " I usually say : is £250 please . | |||
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"I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly " Before or after you pump their keister full of something? | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " Wow. Wasn’t that amazing! | |||
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"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!” I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you It’s good to have manners " A Thank you always goes a long way | |||
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"I'm shouting "I love you" as he runs out of the door lol" | |||
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"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel But what if it was pants? If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol F (Mrs)" Isn’t there always a possibility that the sex will be pants even if it has been great before? I know there are days when I have been truly magnificent and days when I have been so crap it’s embarrassing - and that’s with the same person. Hopefully my batting average is pretty good but we all have an off day. Or is that just me? | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " I think I’ve been guilty of saying that | |||
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"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel But what if it was pants? If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol F (Mrs) Isn’t there always a possibility that the sex will be pants even if it has been great before? I know there are days when I have been truly magnificent and days when I have been so crap it’s embarrassing - and that’s with the same person. Hopefully my batting average is pretty good but we all have an off day. Or is that just me? " Absolutely love the honesty in this, different people and different circumstances can also cause performance to be on a different level. | |||
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"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel But what if it was pants? " just say thanks kiss her once on the cheek and leave | |||
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"Now kiss your husband and tell him you love him. " 1st prize for that comment | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me Mate if I really needed it, I'm going to say; Thanks, I needed that!! there's also the joking "thanks for having me" replied to with "Thanks for coming"" I always say "thanks for the sex" or "thanks for the good Cummin" it's become a long running joke | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me I think I’ve been guilty of saying that " Pleased it's not just me | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " Sat here thinking about it, and I Nilly do pretty much say thank you, well more of a oooof thanks, never really thought of it before | |||
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"Thank him for giving the wife a good time." As every good cuckold husband should! I've had the pleasure of hearing words along those lines - one cuck hubby always shook my hand whilst thanking me as he showed me out... | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " Tea? | |||
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"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say? Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me " Next! | |||
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"That was amazing...can we do do it again!? V x" And if it’s crap? | |||
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"That was amazing...can we do do it again!? V x And if it’s crap?" It rarely is. V x | |||
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"That’ll do pig" Man that's harsh lol | |||
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