FabSwingers.com forum: worst pix

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

looking at some profiles, i find the worst pix to look at are the ones done reflecting in a bathroom mirror, i dont want to see your lav or what you wash your hair with!!!!

what are the worse pix that you forumnites have seen??

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A cock pic the other day that just looked like it hadn't seen soap and water for a long time

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

a scabby cock, a bleeding fanny and ridiculously messy rooms. Oh and an unflushed toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock pic the other day that just looked like it hadn't seen soap and water for a long time

Yeah I could say the same about an ass pic the other day. Looked dirty. Was really gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty looking people and dirty looking backgrounds ie cluttered bedrooms/shit hole rooms put people on our block list. If you can't be arsed to use a Hoover I doubt as if you can be arsed to wash ya bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping pussies and arseholes dripping with man juice. Those pics just don't do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not nice when the arseholes an pussys look sore its not nice it needs to look fresh with no billy bunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaping pussies and arseholes dripping with man juice. Those pics just don't do it for me."

With you on that one.

I do however like the phone cam mirror pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pics with their features scrubbed out with a biro! What's all that about

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By *esplease!xMan
over a year ago

corfe mullen

People who are naked apart from leaving their socks on, I know its cold at the moment but was warm enough to take everything else off.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm dreadful for looking at backgrounds seeing what peoples houses are like although there are lot of bathroom mirror ones which I find a little run of the mill and lacking imagination. A while back I 'cammed' with a couple from California but they stopped having sex and gave me a cam tour of their house instead.

I prefer a well taken photo especially group sex shots but they are difficult to take well. I have the crappiest pic on my profile taken by a 1megapixel mobile so pm me if you want to see it. It's me in action if that tempts you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are naked apart from leaving their socks on, I know its cold at the moment but was warm enough to take everything else off."

Lol with you on that one

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Cocks dripping with cum. Really off putting for me. Well done that you can wank to ejaculation but I really didn't want you to send that with your first or even subsequent messages, especially as my profile states please send clear face pics. I mean, how am I to recognise you in a pub? Will you be sat wanking in a corner? Still it beats the atypical carnation in the buttonhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock pic the other day that just looked like it hadn't seen soap and water for a long time

Yeah I could say the same about an ass pic the other day. Looked dirty. Was really gross

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty looking people and dirty looking backgrounds ie cluttered bedrooms/shit hole rooms put people on our block list. If you can't be arsed to use a Hoover I doubt as if you can be arsed to wash ya bits"

with you there...saw a puc of a stunning girl here the other day bedroom looked like a squat...renew your jabs before visiting there i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a bottom that hadn't been wiped properly......Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once saw a bottom that hadn't been wiped properly......Jesus!"

ooomph nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gaping pussies and arseholes dripping with man juice. Those pics just don't do it for me."

Boak ..... even the thought of them makes me shudder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a scabby cock, a bleeding fanny and ridiculously messy rooms. Oh and an unflushed toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre op transsexual pics don't float out boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after reading that lot i don't think i want my breakfast now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pussy close up with hair! Its a real turn off for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another turn-off is seeing pics of someone's arse crack when they haven't wiped properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock shots taken from above, with trousers and pants down around the ankles.

Any pics with cum oozing or dripping.

Toilets in the background.

Close up pussy shots.

Long painted talons(nails) wrapped around a cock.

I guess I'm (fem) not a very visual person!

All I ask for is a clear face pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once saw a bottom that hadn't been wiped properly......Jesus!"

reading that made me choak on my cup of tea ! lmao filthy people on here !

but generally I can't help looking in the background of pictures, messy houses dirty toilets etc... or on the front room floor with clutter all around them !.. crazy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics have gotta be worse pics. Face/chest/bum any day over cock

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fanny pics looking like overfilled doner kebabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont like to see pics of minges full of cum, i just think it looks horrible

Or pics of women with their legs open who have dis coloured skin around their nether region and tops of things/really dark butt hole

Pics of spotty arses or pic where they have really bad shaving rash, how can anyone think thats sexy?

pics of men bent over holding their bum cheaks open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking pic, with smudges of blood, shaving rash, and even stuck on bog roll!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trout pout, self shot that make it into the top fab'd.

Where is the imagination in that?

There are some stunning pics on other peoples profiles that deserve to be in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a pic the other day of a man with man milk all over his face,.gross. Any pics with stuff oozing out of different orifices dont float my boat at all.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Hairy bellies which overhang a miniscule cock. Had a few of these and they described themselves as 'vwe athletic'.

Who says imagination is dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trout pout, self shot that make it into the top fab'd.

Where is the imagination in that?

There are some stunning pics on other peoples profiles that deserve to be in there."

Can't beat a good duckface

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oppps! been reading the forum might need to rethink our pics lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up of lady bits just look like a side view of a ham sandwich. Or pics with a toilet in view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairy bellies which overhang a miniscule cock. Had a few of these and they described themselves as 'vwe athletic'.

Who says imagination is dead?"

Or, indeed. self-belief....

There was a thread on here the other day which claimed that a new pic had been spotted complete with 'skiddy under-crackers'... I kid you not....

Spent ages trying to find it too....

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

we both visual + like to see a mix of pics.

Rather see a bad pic so i (fem) know: not for me, than all those shadow profile pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cans of deodorant (as scales for men and sex toys for women!), blurry out of focus shots, shots uploaded this week that have a date code on them of 5 years ago!

And generally any that have no more than 2 seconds thought put into them and uploaded for the sake of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gaping fannys, overly crude shots and those that show you 1 10th of what the person looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spots on bums and bad finger nails holding open and nasty looking sore pussy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gaping fannys, overly crude shots and those that show you 1 10th of what the person looks like

i agree, i hate pics that are overley graphic.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we both visual + like to see a mix of pics.

Rather see a bad pic so i (fem) know: not for me, than all those shadow profile pics!"

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"A cock pic the other day that just looked like it hadn't seen soap and water for a long time

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a truly horrible pic in my private folder. It's there to test if my 'friends' have a sense of humour!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Face pictures with people scowling or looking unhappy. They instantly make us think "no way!" If you're going to put up a public face pic at least try and make yourselves look appealing to others. But maybe some people never smile?

We also think it very suspicious when some "couples" never seem to have pics with them both in the same shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like to see hairy, unkempt fannies

There's nothing wrong with a neatly trimmed lady garden, but the ones that look like the woman has Chewbacka in a headlock turn me stomach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking to a man who said he was single as our converstation went on I asked him to send a pic, in the back ground was a copy of 50 shades so when I asked him if he was enjoying the book, he had no idea, obviously turned out to be his wife's lol

Another time same situation with a different man and in the background was a pink hair dryer he had a shaved head lol once I asked him he stopped chatting

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I saw a pic recently of a person in their back garden which looked like a junk yard. I can imagine what their house was like. I felt queasy thinking about their bodies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at the backrounds, nothing worse than last weeks dirty underwear lying around on the floor, kids pictures on the walls make me shudder and guys with socks on, and yep, close ups of pussys...so not nice

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"If you can't be arsed to use a Hoover I doubt as if you can be arsed to wash ya bits"

Have to respectfully disagree...I often can't be arsed to use a hoover - it tends to fuck up my back and hip for hours on end, however I wipe my bits on the curtain at least once a week whether I need to or not

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I have to be honest a lot of people on FAB seem to be unable to take an attractive picture.

In this day and age of mobile phone cameras I cant see the excuse for at least trying to make your pics look decent (that includes the background!)

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Though the worst by far are those extreme vaginal close-ups that would often turn a gynaecologists stomach I just cant fathom why thats what you would want people to see first

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I have to be honest a lot of people on FAB seem to be unable to take an attractive picture.

In this day and age of mobile phone cameras I cant see the excuse for at least trying to make your pics look decent (that includes the background!)

And yet - I took a photo through the mirror and forgot I had the bed unmade behind me. It's one of my most popular pics! Go figure!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

And yet - I took a photo through the mirror and forgot I had the bed unmade behind me. It's one of my most popular pics! Go figure!"

I'm pretty sure if you're a single female on here you could put a picture up of a sarlaac pit and get into the top voted pics ;p

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

And yet - I took a photo through the mirror and forgot I had the bed unmade behind me. It's one of my most popular pics! Go figure!

I'm pretty sure if you're a single female on here you could put a picture up of a sarlaac pit and get into the top voted pics ;p"

LOL you're probably right!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And yet - I took a photo through the mirror and forgot I had the bed unmade behind me. It's one of my most popular pics! Go figure!

I'm pretty sure if you're a single female on here you could put a picture up of a sarlaac pit and get into the top voted

pics ;p"

Oh my! I'm a huge starwars fan and the pit connotation had me heaving....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet - I took a photo through the mirror and forgot I had the bed unmade behind me. It's one of my most popular pics! Go figure!

I'm pretty sure if you're a single female on here you could put a picture up of a sarlaac pit and get into the top voted pics ;p"

Nearly all the top voted pictures are of very slim fit women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to be honest a lot of people on FAB seem to be unable to take an attractive picture.

In this day and age of mobile phone cameras I cant see the excuse for at least trying to make your pics look decent (that includes the background!)

just had a look... you scruffy git,lol

And yet - I took a photo through the mirror and forgot I had the bed unmade behind me. It's one of my most popular pics! Go figure!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about "bitza" pics, an ankle here, a tit there, a stocking top or a foot in a high heel but nothing of the bit in the middle, whats that all about.

Just put up a nice pic of a full body shot, its much easier and far less vague.

Also, guys bending over showing bare or spread arses NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, guys bending over showing bare or spread arses NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

XXXX"

In our local there's a photo of a gang of guys "mooning", in the middle of the line up, one of the guys who shall remain nameless

forgot to keep his legs together ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly all the top voted pictures are of very slim fit women.

And you can bet the guys who fabbed them always say on the forums how much they prefer curvy or BBW's.

XXXX

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By *andCCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"we both visual + like to see a mix of pics.

Rather see a bad pic so i (fem) know: not for me, than all those shadow profile pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly all the top voted pictures are of very slim fit women.

And you can bet the guys who fabbed them always say on the forums how much they prefer curvy or BBW's.

XXXX"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock pic the other day that just looked like it hadn't seen soap and water for a long time

Well at least he'll have a bit of something to eat with his Christmas cake!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though the worst by far are those extreme vaginal close-ups that would often turn a gynaecologists stomach I just cant fathom why thats what you would want people to see first

Yet all your pics are of your tits, some covered in cum, and a few cock pics, don't get your issue given your pics ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though the worst by far are those extreme vaginal close-ups that would often turn a gynaecologists stomach I just cant fathom why thats what you would want people to see first

Yet all your pics are of your tits, some covered in cum, and a few cock pics, don't get your issue given your pics ?"

funny i was thinking the same.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Yet all your pics are of your tits, some covered in cum, and a few cock pics, don't get your issue given your pics ?"

Do you really want to make it personal ?

They are all well taken mostly classy pics, sorry if extreme closeups of vagina is not something we appreciate, but im not sure that gives you the right to attack our pics. Especially given your own pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you , pot kettle black and all that, tits covered in cum and moaning about a pussy, couldn't make it up !!!!!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

funny i was thinking the same.

you think now ? thats a new feature

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Thank you , pot kettle black and all that, tits covered in cum and moaning about a pussy, couldn't make it up !!!!!"

yes the thread is about pictures you don't like, I gave an opinion on what we dont like, why does that give you a right to attack us for our opinion ?

did you read the forum rules before you started posting ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So your tits covered in cum ate classy but the pussy pics are horrible ?

Really ?

Get as personal as you want I wasn't complaining about anyones pics but please feel free no problem.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh! I've been blocked!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"So your tits covered in cum ate classy but the pussy pics are horrible ?

Really ?

Get as personal as you want I wasn't complaining about anyones pics but please feel free no problem. "

Again i think you are missing what is key here.. this is a thread discussing what is NOT to your taste when it comes to profile pictures and well it just so happens gynecological pictures are not to our taste personally but cum covered tits are (so sue us?)

Also you made this personal when you chose to attack us and our choice of pics so therefore we are replying to you?!

Mrs C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My point is you attack others for some pics when yours are worse !!!!!

Your pics are all tits cum and cock !!

It's your choice as it is theirs, but it's you all high and mighty, hence pot kettle black. !!!!!!

I don't care what people post, if I likebi look if not I don't, simple !

Tits covered in cum yuk ! Much rather see a nice open pussy !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pictures of kittens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My point is you attack others for some pics when yours are worse !!!!!

Your pics are all tits cum and cock !!

It's your choice as it is theirs, but it's you all high and mighty, hence pot kettle black. !!!!!!

I don't care what people post, if I likebi look if not I don't, simple !

Tits covered in cum yuk ! Much rather see a nice open pussy !!!! "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I like pictures of kittens!

Covered in cream?

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"My point is you attack others for some pics when yours are worse !!!!!

Your pics are all tits cum and cock !!

It's your choice as it is theirs, but it's you all high and mighty, hence pot kettle black. !!!!!!

I don't care what people post, if I likebi look if not I don't, simple !

Tits covered in cum yuk ! Much rather see a nice open pussy !!!! "

Since when have we been all high and mighty?! also pleaser quote to us when we actually named a member of fab targetting their pictures on this thread like you have for example..

I'm overjoyed you find gaping pussy pics so horny.. We don't and this is what we were contributing to the thread.

There is is plenty we could say that is disgusting and "yuck" about various profiles on Fab however as the rules clearly state you cannot target or name and shame a member on the forums so it would be oh so silly of me to do that wouldnt it now

Mrs C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics in the bath, sort your grout out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like pictures of kittens!

Covered in cream?"

No - just kittens.

Or puppies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like pictures of kittens!

Covered in cream?

No - just kittens.

Or puppies!

I have some pictures of chinchilla's if you're interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My point is you attack others for some pics when yours are worse !!!!!

Your pics are all tits cum and cock !!

It's your choice as it is theirs, but it's you all high and mighty, hence pot kettle black. !!!!!!

I don't care what people post, if I likebi look if not I don't, simple !

Tits covered in cum yuk ! Much rather see a nice open pussy !!!!

Since when have we been all high and mighty?! also pleaser quote to us when we actually named a member of fab targetting their pictures on this thread like you have for example..

I'm overjoyed you find gaping pussy pics so horny.. We don't and this is what we were contributing to the thread.

Mrs C x"

i wouldnt waste ur breath love...i know what ur saying...ur pics are very nice i hate "yawning donkey" pics ...she chose to get personal ...rise above it xxxx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Well that went well

but then these type of threads normally do, apart from the fact it normally gives a platform for people to be bitchy about other peoples pics, it normally causes rows too.

Maybe time to shut.

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