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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had the worst message to meet ever, quite funny tho!!!!

"Baw deep by 9?"

Anyone beat that, lol?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes!! i was asked if id like to attend a house for a meet with a couple...it was only 3 or 4 messages in,that the meet was going to be with a cross dresser and his gay partner...his mrs wouldnt be there shed be at bingo and knew nothing of his secret life!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol, that's complicated to say the least!!

Dud you go tho? Lol

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Just had the worst message to meet ever, quite funny tho!!!!

"Baw deep by 9?"

Anyone beat that, lol?????"
you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, that's complicated to say the least!!

Dud you go tho? Lol"

erm...nope i hit the block button after a polite decline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....had a message in the past from a single guy saying he didn't like meeting people that don't kiss either, as it's a turn on when he is balls deep in your mrs...really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....had a message in the past from a single guy saying he didn't like meeting people that don't kiss either, as it's a turn on when he is balls deep in your mrs...really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nowt queer as folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nowt queer as folk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's up there with ours!!!

What is it with ball deep, lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"wot ur pics lik den"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

9 inches or 9pm

if inches, send me his profile please, 9pm.. it's ok

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Just had the worst message to meet ever, quite funny tho!!!!

"Baw deep by 9?"

Anyone beat that, lol?????"

Jings!

Crivens!

Help ma Boab!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I had one on another site saying 'is it hairy?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had ' Im not bothered about shagging fat birds'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying to bust a nut, when you free?

Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying to bust a nut, when you free?

Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol"

lol sorry but i had to laugh at that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying to bust a nut, when you free?

Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol

lol sorry but i had to laugh at that one."

I did too when I received it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot remember anything like that though I did once have a guy I had never met, want to come round and keep me company when I was babysitting my month old granddaughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying to bust a nut, when you free?

Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol

lol sorry but i had to laugh at that one.

I did too when I received it

i give them 6 out of 10 for effort.

but little else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prickteasing, timewasting fucking bitch" from someone I'd never spoken to before, what a charmer he was lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Cannot remember anything like that though I did once have a guy I had never met, want to come round and keep me company when I was babysitting my month old granddaughter

I've had that one!

And the incomprehension when I suggest that it's inappropriate to come to someone else's house (not even my place though I don't accommodate) and expect a shag with someone else's children asleep upstairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.

am i right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.

am i right?"

No you're not right, blocked and reported is what they get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.

am i right?

No you're not right, blocked and reported is what they get

still dont understand what they achieve from being like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.

am i right?"

Only if you want to 'play' with them as I did the guy last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.

am i right?

Only if you want to 'play' with them as I did the guy last night

oh naughty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.

am i right?

No you're not right, blocked and reported is what they get

still dont understand what they achieve from being like that."

Who knows, I've given up trying to understand men like this, my block list is getting bigger by the day, I'm not here for abuse and wont tolerate it...simple

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

"Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....!"

We've had an invite from her too. Husband stays in another room and just listens apparently. Well, it's her body and there seems to be plenty of people who play bareback so I'm sure she found what she's looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I want to bum you in the bum??"

... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I want to bum you in the bum??"

... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha!

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

"Dying to bust a nut, when you free?

Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol

lol sorry but i had to laugh at that one.

I did too when I received it

That's sooo hilarious!

Had one yesterday -: "please help me! My fantasy is to suck a BBC. I am straight and married but my mrs doesn't know. I am discreet"

Scary. And this guys says he's straight!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'd do ya is probably the shortest message I've had

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my winner is when I was in hospital and got a message asking which ward so he could come and shag me in the disabled toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our worst was an invite to come round and use his mums sofa while she was out shopping , only we'd have to time it right as she was usually only half an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had a guy message last-time we were on here a couple of times but we weren't interested as he was over 15yrs older then our requirements was very overweight and hairy, which were all specific no-no's on our profile. he copied our profile including what kinda couples and single ladies we were looking for, and pasted it to our inbox with a note under saying "which part do i not fucking suit you then!"

ermmmmmm ALL OF IT!

block button!

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"As your bi and into watersports would you care to stick your cock in my mouth and piss"

That was a guys one line message to us .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes!! i was asked if id like to attend a house for a meet with a couple...it was only 3 or 4 messages in,that the meet was going to be with a cross dresser and his gay partner...his mrs wouldnt be there shed be at bingo and knew nothing of his secret life!!!!

that made me giggle

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not"

I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do guys actually send those kind of messages? Im starting to think maybe the mesaages that i sometimes send are a bit too long now lol.

Time to keep it short and snappy i guess lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bizarre one this week!!!

First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell

" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"

Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random

So shell shocked I logged off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People get messages on here . Wow !

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Had a bizarre one this week!!!

First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell

" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"

Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random

So shell shocked I logged off

Instead of logged in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People get messages on here . Wow !

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ditto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one a couple of days ago " I'm going to ruin your arse" when I reied don't do anal he said "whatever you will " some people really know how to chat a woman up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bizarre one this week!!!

First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell

" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"

Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random

So shell shocked I logged off

Instead of logged in

Ooooooo nooo please

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I also hate the long ones describing what they imagine is an erotic scenario with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if that came up as a plot line in Eastenders, no one would believe it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't get many mails and most are

Polite but chat room is a

Different matter!

Last night Tor had the same person (till blocked) ask for her number so he could phone her!!! That was it, no "hi how youse doin" or anything.

"Do you squirt?" Is another common one!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had one this morning that was sent in the early hours.....

I've mailed about 100 birds already tonight, so now I'm onto the munters. How about I come round and shag you. Bet you don't get too many offers on here

Funnily enough by the time I saw it this morning it was from "user no longer on site"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I've mailed about 100 birds already tonight, so now I'm onto the munters. How about I come round and shag you. Bet you don't get too many offers on here

Sorry but that I did a real LOL then

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry but that I did a real LOL then"

So did I when I read it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not

I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time."

Us too. Although there might be certain scenarios where being ordered up as a white might be quite exciting

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not

I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time.

Us too. Although there might be certain scenarios where being ordered up as a white might be quite exciting

This damn phone whore I meant whore lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not

I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time.

Us too. Although there might be certain scenarios where being ordered up as a white might be quite exciting

This damn phone whore I meant whore lol"

As a single woman though I would avoid a situation like this. No chatting beforehand or phone call - just turning up spontaneously to a total stranger's hotel room - not good, in my opinion. I am sure there will be those who will reply that they have done this and it was great, etc, but not for me. Far too risky.

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By *o drama queenWoman
over a year ago

Abergele

Loved reading this post ,so many funny answers ,i havnt giggled as much since i saw the pics of some couple ,him always with his socks on and another where some other man was doing the wife whilst he was sat next to them on the couch with a brew still with his socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Pricks like these who give us decent single guys a bad name.. good to read tho...now know what not to message..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"our worst was an invite to come round and use his mums sofa while she was out shopping , only we'd have to time it right as she was usually only half an hour! "

I got this one too lol I bet it was the same kid!

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"" I want to bum you in the bum??"

... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha!

Lol you do know loads of guys are now going to send you a one line message that says "I want to bum you up the bum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if that came up as a plot line in Eastenders, no one would believe it!!!

i know...ive kept them and they still make me smile reading them! i feel bad but so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have ur dirty knickers " was one ....

another said " im looking for a cocksucker, is that you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I want to bum you in the bum??"

... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha!

And did he ???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Had a bizarre one this week!!!

First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell

" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"

Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random

So shell shocked I logged off

Toilet mouth!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've had loads of fuck requests messaged to me in invisible ink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning that was sent in the early hours.....

I've mailed about 100 birds already tonight, so now I'm onto the munters. How about I come round and shag you. Bet you don't get too many offers on here

Funnily enough by the time I saw it this morning it was from "user no longer on site"

Hilarious!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

These are so funny!!! Keep them coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think the person would say he would like to be 'baw deep' in you as a chat up line in a pub/club?

Some folk have no sense of reality on how to speak to people !!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"baw deep" definitely from 'Oor Wullie' !

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

""baw deep" definitely from 'Oor Wullie' !"

Baw deep in The Broons is something completely different

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

On another site today and I got a message (an introductory message at that) which said something along the lines of 'do you want to watch me jerk off on skype?'

My response was 'If I wanted to waste my time with a wanker I wouldn't have got divorced'.

And blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On another site today and I got a message (an introductory message at that) which said something along the lines of 'do you want to watch me jerk off on skype?'

My response was 'If I wanted to waste my time with a wanker I wouldn't have got divorced'.

And blocked."

ACE!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I had a 1st message off a guy that was just a full stop in the title and a X in the message.

Great effort that one!!!

Then one from a TV/CD saying I'm in such a woods at 9pm, bent over a log. Fuck my ass and go!

What was he expecting me fuck it with? A branch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once get asked by someone from here, how many of my family members I had fucked and on another site, I was asked if I enjoyed K9, didn't know what that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet lots of other guys get this one

" I know it's says your straight but I reckon I can turn you?"

Turn me into what? A frog lol nope I'm straight that's why it says straight on my profile, lol the easiest way I could get any fun on here would be to be bi!!

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By *ittle Minx 73Woman
over a year ago

South Suffolk

I had one that said

"Any chance we could get together tonight?, about 10ish?, I could be in and gone by 10.15ish"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy want to suck my cock and yes my profile says straight. I declined his request and blocked him my first block lol

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By *rlicker123Man
over a year ago

gillingham kent

"I did once get asked by someone from here, how many of my family members I had fucked and on another site, I was asked if I enjoyed K9, didn't know what that was

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K9 is a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is one of the funniest and affirming threads i have seen in some time

i thought i was crap at introductions

turns out am not that bad after all

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Hahaha, this thread is one of the best I have seen on this site. Has made a dreary Monday morning a lot brighter.

I am also beginning to think my messages are too long, even the ones that are two sentences!!

Bumming up the bum?? Where else did they think they were going to do it?

Shitting in mouths..... hmmm, each to their own!

and the classic is 100s down, only the munters to go, that has to be the best - Prince Charming REALLY does exist ladies!

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"I had a 1st message off a guy that was just a full stop in the title and a X in the message.

Great effort that one!!!

Then one from a TV/CD saying I'm in such a woods at 9pm, bent over a log. Fuck my ass and go!

What was he expecting me fuck it with?

A branch?

Maybe he wanted big wood lol

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