Funniest euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the funniest euphemism you're heard on here!

Mine is I saw this on a verification..

"..and she really enjoyed smoking my beef cigar.."

from a quality gent!

So what's the funniest thing you've seen!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

and sometimes.... a cigar is just a cigar...

Monika L.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And sometimes you just smoke it!

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in a pub when I was a young man and I used to announce to my workmates "I'm feeling emotional" so they knew, but the customers didn't, that I was going for a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody know a good dry cleaner?

Monica L

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